Granted, but you have to dig up spuds all day and night
I wish I could have a ride on an elephant.
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Granted, but you have to dig up spuds all day and night
I wish I could have a ride on an elephant.
Granted. But the elephant has really bad bouts of diarrhea the whole time.
I wish I could finally get my room clean.
Granted, it all gets sucked up the vacumn cleaner, which then explodes
Wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed.
Granted, it's because you get fired
I wish I didn't wanna put my fist through the wall lol
Granted. Now you want to put your fist through your computer screen.
I wish I could lose 60 pounds of weight.
Granted, you now want to put on twice the amount
I wish this mouth ulcer would f*ck off
^ Granted, it goes outward instead and become a huge spot that doesn't go away.
I wish I could control time
Granted, stomps on your watch and clock and it stands still
I wish I could stop these butterflys in my tummy
Granted, but they've now been replaced by giant atlas moths
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I wish I had a decent mandolin xp
Granted. But you can't afford all the payments for it and it is repossessed because it is made of gold.
I wish I had some really good fish and chips.
Granted, they're so fresh they're raw, enjoy!
I wish I had infinite quiche
granted, But it is made with crocodile eggs, cheese made from lion milk and meat from meerkats. Enjoy.
I wish I would receive a random text message from somebody saying something about kovu.
Granted, it's about how much they hate kovu, with a pic of him being chainsawed in the face attached
I wish I was tired :thinks:
Granted. But you post something in the avatar caption thread that makes everybody go "What?!"
I wish I was able to continue holding my kovu obsession in a little longer and not have it all come out at once.
Granted, but it consumes you and you wake up in TLK:SP
I wish I didn't get hungry at this hour
Granted. But you wake up five hours later hungry
I wish I had a pepperoni pizza.
Granted. But it's not deep pan..:evilgrin:
I wish I could sleeeeeep fffffffuuu :yuck:
Granted. But you sleep for two hours and wake right back up
I wish I had a rueben sandwich with fresh french fries.
Granted..but Rueben is still alive :mufasaworried:
I wish I had infinite monies :lalala:
Granted. But the world economy collapses and the world blames you for your accumulative wealth
I wish I had a platter of steamed shrimp
Granted, but it's contaminated with lagoon bacterium :p
I wish I had a hammock :diva:
Granted. But it is made from a very thin twine and breaks as soon as you lay on it.
I wish I could live on a cruise boat.
granted. Turns you into an oyster
I wish I could have some strawberries to eat.
^ Granted, they're rotten
EDIT: dammit >.>
I wish I could live in the woods tax-free
tsk a dammit :lol:
Granted. You are now a homeless persona dn can live where you want.
Wish the water in the pool was heaps warmer.
^ Granted, it scalds you
I wish I could shred like a pro
Granted, but you have no strings left
I wish I could wear a toe ring.
^ Granted, it's a tag holder, and you are the corpse it identifies :evilgrin:
I wish I was rich :lalala:
Granted, then you loose it all in an offshore tax evasions scheme
I wish I had a tv in my room.
^ Granted, it only shows the televangelist channel
I wish *mumble mumble mumble*
Granted, now you can yell it out loud for all to hear :lalala:
I wish for an unblocked nose.
^ Granted, but you have a nose thats too big to block :lol:
I wish *something ridiculous*
Granted. You are now the sole red smartie in a bag of blue ones
I wish for more new episodes of Top Gear .
Granted, but the presenters can't really be bothered and just turn up for the money.
I wish I could be sitting by a pool in a warm country, with a glass of champagne and no need to worry about work or money. :cool:
^ Granted, you're in Australia, where organisms the size of gnats carry enough venom to take down 3 elephants
I wish I lived closer to my gf
Granted, you now live in her letterbox
I wish I had an electric blanket.
Granted. But it doesn't work properly.
I wish I had a chocolate bar.
Granted, its white chocolate :ohno:
I wish I had moar toast
Granted. But it is burnt.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of ice cream.
Granted. but your freezer stops working and it melts and you have to eat by sucking thru a straw.
Wish I could beat my hula hoop score on wii :lalala: