Granted, you get rich and lose the common touch
I wish I could cheer the hell up lol
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Granted, you get rich and lose the common touch
I wish I could cheer the hell up lol
Granted, but you no longer have any inspiration for music
I wish I had some inspiration for music...
:lol:
Granted, but you become so famous you no longer have time for us
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup
Granted, you have to eat it every minute of every day
I wish I had my own chef
Granted. But he is a vegan chef
I wish I had tomorrow off work.
Granted, but you have to go help bath all the people at an olds folks home instead.
Wish my stubbed toe didn't hurt so much.
Granted. But now your finger hurts because you just smashed it in a drawer.
I wish I could have a TLK dream tonight.
Granted, but you are Pumba being chased by a herd of elephants
I wish someone could help me clean up this glitter off my bedroom floor.
Granted. But you spill more glitter.
Did you try getting the glitter up by using tape? What type of floor do you have? Is it carpet? I would try a broom or vacuum first though.
I wish I had 50 billion dollars.
Granted, but the dollar loses its value and becomes worthless
I wish I could rest
Granted, puts crushed up valium in your hot milk, only trouble you sleep 24/7 and your bladder busting
I wish I could get all my driving lessons over and done with.
^ Granted, you do that by not completing them
I wish I cou- zzzzzzzzzzzzz
^ granted, but you won't wake up for 50 years
I wish I could get rid of the 5 445am shifts I have coming up this week..
Granted, you danced on the boss's desk in stilletos leaving holes in his paperwork and you're now fired.
I wish the biggest wooden roller coaster in the world was here where I live.
^ Granted, but it's made out of matchsticks and held together with chewing gum
I wish I could discover somewhere new today
^ Granted, it's the 9th circle of hell :D
I wish I didnt miss my gf so much right now
^ granted. But, you don't have a gf now.
I wish I could be in perfect physical health
Granted, but your mental health is now terrible.
I wish I had enough money to buy a new Wacom tablet D:
^ Granted, but every store you go to is sold out and they go out of business
I wish I lived in New York
^ Granted. But now you share a flat with two homosexual men that are both your age and have major crushes on you
I wish my supervisor has a better attitude tomorrow.