Could be worse! :lol:
^ Granted, but he neglects to notice something that risks the whole company
I wish TF2 would finish downloading its updates...
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Could be worse! :lol:
^ Granted, but he neglects to notice something that risks the whole company
I wish TF2 would finish downloading its updates...
^ Granted, it downloads spyware as well =3
I wish I could get my ideas down more efficiently
Granted, sucks out your brain to make room for efficient ideas
I wish it wasn't the last episode of Glee today
Granted. But they lose all musical talent and become painful to watch.
I wish I could sleep longer and go into work later
Granted. All the sides are the same colours now.
I wish my guitar had new strings.
Granted, But they are the cheapest ones available and break while you are tuning your guitar two days after getting them.
I wish I didn't like pizza so much.
Granted, meddles with your subconscious so pizza now tastes like brussel sprouts
I wish the water in the pool wasn't freezing so I could swim
^ Granted. But now its raining.
I wish I could be a captain of a cargo ship.
Granted, but it's transporting nuclear waste to dump in the ocean
I wish I had a desk chair!
^ granted. But it is built of toothpicks.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Tabasco pepper sauce
granted, you're hooked up to a peppersauce making machine but it's strawberry flavoured.
I wish I had a bowl of smarties to nibble on.
Granted. But they are pepper flavored
I wish I had a clue what to wish for.
Damnit, Sam beat me to it :lol: Edit...
Granted, but now you have come up with so many wishes that you can't decide which one to choose.
I wish IKEA in Coventry sold more types of Swedish sweets :P
Granted. But, you forget to eat regular meals and eat nothing but sweets.
I wish I had a jar of pickled herring imported from Finland
Granted, but an extra helping of The X Factor takes its slot D:
I wish there weren't so many idiots in this world
Granted, but now there are nearly no people left on the planet :P
I wish the film industry would stop making stupid, cheap sequels.
Granted. But it is room temperature.
I wish I wasn't so tired this early in the evening.
Granted. Now it is really humid.
I wish I knew how the post before the last one I made here disappeared. I could of sworn saffy was wishing for hot chocolate or something like that.
Granted, but you accidentally hack lea and kill it 8O
I wish my internet worked at the right times
Granted, but now it only works for 5 mins every day when you first log on.
I wish I was going to the Monaco GP this weekend
Granted, but you get there after the race is finished and everyone's gone home
I wish my guitar would re string itself.
granted. But it is not done properly.
I wish somebody would bring me hot tea and shortbread
Granted, but the shortbread has been crumbled up in the tea, and they throw it at you.
I wish Ableton was more intuitive!
Granted, but Paris Hilton come with it to explain it all to you
I wish that spider would go away from my bedroom window
Granted, it's now on your lap.
I wish someone would make me some noodles...
Granted, but they overcooked and all hard and burnt
I wish someone would undo this tight drink bottle lid for me.
Granted, but they then drink it all.
I wish I had loads of money
:D
Granted, but then your legs twitch all night
I wish I wasn't bored.
^ Granted. You are now scared.
I wish the next person to post in this thread has a great day.
Granted, and now they're full of poptarts
I wish it would snow.
Granted, but the Earth plunges into a new Ice Age and everybody dies.
I wish Saffy would stop Ninja'ing me...
Granted, I ninja you instead :)
I wish I could be with my little owl atm
Granted. But you have insufficient funds.
I wish I had a cup of hot tea.
Granted, but its full of sugar and too sweet so you can't drink it.
I wish for a hot chocolate with marshmellows on top =)
Granted, but the marshmallow fills the cup and absorbs all the hot chocolate
I wish I didn't have work tomorrow
Granted. But now you have to watch a autopsy performed while standing three feet away from the actual table.
I wish I had off of work tomorrow as well.