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Originally posted by SVelasquez
Alright this is the best advice I got.
1. Gas is on the left, brake is on the right (DON'T CONFUSE THE TWO!)
2. Always come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
3. The best way to combat stupid idiots who fake out jumping in front of your car is to blow the horn the moment they least expect it.
4. Pedestrians are worth 500 points. 1,000 if they are old people.
5. Make sure your parking brake is off before driving.
That ends my comical list. Here's the serious list:
:haha:...now that's advice to live (well, drive) by..