^ Once punched a zebra in the face
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^ Once punched a zebra in the face
^ has flashing lights around his glasses
^ Wants to go to zoos and hold marriage ceremonies for the animals
^ Took over the under 5yr ballet classes, teaching them scottish rap
^ teaches children how to operate surface-to-air missile launchers
^ Isn't allowed to teach children anything :evilgrin:
^ has a jetbike
^ Has a 2CV...with a big flower on the bonnet :lalala:
^ drinks petrol for better accelaration :lalala:
^ Has a major crush on Simba and is currently designing a harem banner to show his love for him.
^ goes and practises his trombone playing underwater at Seaworld
^ Is secretly a world famous chef hiding under a fake name.
^ Sits there waiting patiently to taste test all my new groovey recipes
^ Has published five different cookbooks
^ has made ever recipe from every cookbook I've published
^ Has opened up a restaurant that has become so popular that half the restaurants in Australia had to shutdown.
^ Has been throwing peaches in my swimming pool
^ Eats mouldy peaches from her pool
^ Has grown a metre long fluffy tail
^ Has grown a unicorn horn on her forehead ;)