God like...pffft ((douses Kiva in vodka)) there God...ooo grant me prayer..I want more of this. ((beats you with bottle))
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God like...pffft ((douses Kiva in vodka)) there God...ooo grant me prayer..I want more of this. ((beats you with bottle))
On Topic - NEWS FLASH - ......Utta forgot what the topic was.
It would be un-godly to give you more...sir! Not to mention....since I am a GOD, I don't have to take this! *comes back to life and washes off in the waterhole and then smacks you "up-side" the head with your bottle*
~Kiva
You alpha tit! NO SMACKING RUSSIANS!!! ((bites kiva's tail off and runs off with it)) my preeeeeecious.
You are a heathen god..not grant tigeress Vodka...swine!
Well, I can't blame you for liking my tail so much...it is that of a GOD! *thunder and lighting highlight my raising of paws for dramatic effect*
I'm a wonderful GOD who can take my tail back *takes it back and reattaches it* and also DENY anymore drinking to tigresses! *destroys all vodka in existence*
~Kiva
((dies)) Now see what you've done!? Killed my vodka loving heart....right dead.
You are an evil god of the underworld!
OT : Still has a crush on roog.
Better you than me!
Just kidding *revives and blesses you with NOT having an addiction to vodka* I am doing you a GREAT favor! NOW...WORSHIP ME! *laughs diabolically* hehe!
But...I'd better stop with the off-topicness...hehe. I don't do it much. I would add something...but I have no crushes at the moment. GODS must spend much of their time alone.
~Kiva
Y'all crazy... :D
Well really I know what you mean, when I was 18 and younger, I felt that way a lot of times through high school. (Like I thought, is there something wrong with me, that I haven't had a boyfriend yet?) But I didn't let it bother me so much where it took up my whole life. I knew that someday, some guy would love me for who I am. And in time it did happen. ^^ It just happened when I least expected it, and I wasn't looking for it. (But I think that's the best kind of love, when you're friends first)Quote:
Originally posted by Sesshomaru
And frankly it hurt and always made me wonder what was so wrong with me that I couldn't have someone like me in that way and why I wasn't good enough for anyone.
You're not with Eva anymore?Quote:
Originally posted by Only-now
Well..I had been single for most of my life. I am now sadly...but that is alright.
ok i saw a chatbox going on xD
Yea Only-now, i thought you had a girlfriend Oo
I KNEW you'd say this when you'd see this thread :lol: :pQuote:
Originally posted by Amaryllis
ok i saw a chatbox going on xD
But oh well, at least Utora always tried to stay on topic..."OT: I still have a crush on roog" xD
But anywayyy...umm...I dunno, I'm outta here :p
Well, maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if there hadn't been an apparent rumor going around that I was a lesbian just cuz I didn't have a boyfriend. Not to mention listening to the morons in my class saying things like "Yeah I f***ed Liz (my real name's Elizabeth) behind the school last night. Right, Liz?" So, no, I never bothered talking to anyone or "finding" anyone because they all made fun of me and weren't worth my time. So PFFT!:p Besides I believe that you don't find love, love finds you. Especially after seeing what my mom's gone through. OK, OK, I'll admit it, I had one boyfriend which lasted about 5 years. We started going out summer before my junior year and we broke up last year cuz he moved. We're still friends, though, so it's cool. But now I'm all alone, there's no one herebeside me. My troubles have all gone, there's no one to deride me! But you gotta have friends and I gotta stop watching Shrek :stop:
Back to the topic at hand: no crushes here yet. Keyword *yet* Kiva and Roog, though..... funny guys. Me likey :D
I wasn't looking for love eather.
Totally not interested in guys, lol.
It just happened ... I didn't want to at first, 'cause with the age difference and all, but it happened anyway, couldn't really stop it, hehe.
5 years and 3 months now.
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Originally posted by Sesshomaru
So many other girls got those stupid flowers, girls who weren't very attractive, while I didn't. And frankly it hurt and always made me wonder what was so wrong with me that I couldn't have someone like me in that way and why I wasn't good enough for anyone.
You didn't count those 5 years then, did you?:confused:Quote:
Originally posted by Sesshomaru
I had one boyfriend which lasted about 5 years.
No..I'm not with Eva anymore. We broke up on August 16th this year. Nothing really "went wrong" so to speak...but she was starting college..and well you know...all the waiting that would have had to happen etc. I guess...she kinda wanted to focus more on college etc...and I respect that. There were some other things that needed working out...and we are still VERY close friends etc. I mean, I call her every night still and such. Maybe someday we shall be together again. I'm not angry at her or anything....I think we get along great etc. Anyways..yeah, Kinda avoided announcing it because I am a more private person and plus I am a little embarassed...it was going so well and then it kinda spontaneously stopped..so yeah..hehe.
So..yes I am single now..lol. I still feel kinda bad saying that we aren't together anymore...everything seemed so perfect...but there is always time for things to change again.
glad someone things I am "funny" hehe...you know...some people actually have the NERVE to criticize a GOD. Imagine!
~Kiva
Sorry to hear that Kiva.
:hugs:
I hope it doesn't damper your spirits. You're a good lion... a good swine tit lion.
:browlift:
I hope things work out in other relationships down the road. :)
I think it's quite obvious who your crush is Ciara... ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Ciara
And you know? :O :eek: No I don't think so:evilgrin:
Wow Sesshomaru, you were in a relationship for 5 years? And then you two broke up just because he moved? :confused: (I guess that's something I just don't get, because if two people really love each other they can make it work, and eventually would want to move together or move closer to each other)
I'm also surprised about Kiva and Eva. Ah well... It's great you guys are still good friends.
Aaah :eek: where did ya come from? :p :DQuote:
Originally posted by Sharifu
I think it's quite obvious who your crush is Ciara... ;)
[SIZE=small]Well maybe it's obvious <.< ... *hides* But you don't know which on of them![/SIZE]
Do you want me to kick their asses...because I will...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Sesshomaru
Well, maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if there hadn't been an apparent rumor going around that I was a lesbian just cuz I didn't have a boyfriend. Not to mention listening to the morons in my class saying things like "Yeah I f***ed Liz (my real name's Elizabeth) behind the school last night. Right, Liz?"
Thanks for the encouragement Utora. Even though I am NOT a swine, nor a "tit" and I am a lion..but just a great LION plain and simple..hehe. Thanks anyways though!
Yeah...I was surprised too...but I think there might be a second chance down the road. I thought it was a great relationship...and it was...just certain circumstances didn't work out.
I don't think Roog will be kicking anyone's rear parts anytime soon! So..I wouldn't count on that statement if I were you!
~Kiva
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Originally posted by lion_roog
Do you want me to kick their asses...because I will...:D
:haha: I'd love you forever, Roog, but there're too many and most of them I didn't even know.
I broke up with my boyfriend a year after he moved because I more or less feel out of love with him. Plus, talking on the phone with him showed he has a lot of annoying habits I'd never be able to deal with if I'd ever lived with him. I realized that while we're good friends, we're not compatible enough for a relationship. And at the time, I had a lot of stress and crap going on in my life, so I simply couldn't deal with the stress of a long distance realtionship. Besides, I'm just not good for him: I've got a lousy temper and he's too patient. He deserves better than me and let's insult to injury: His parents don't like me. So there was much more to the break-up than just "he moved."
And it's not that I didn't count those five years, I still never got anything those five years. Just because you're with someone doesn't mean they get you something.
:haha:...You're right...because I would just intimidate them into not fighting me...See, all youhave to do is just put on your best Al Pacino impression, walk up to them and say: "Hey, mang....I heard yous was messing with my girl, Liz...Now, I am a very nice guy, and as a nice guy I am willing to gives yous guys a second chance...Now I knows you all are gentle mens, too, and as a gentle man I know yous will do the right thing...But if you don't, you wills have to answer to my bad side...and let me just say this once, no ones has lived to see my bad side twice, capiche?!"...then you give them a little slap on the cheek...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Only-now
I don't think Roog will be kicking anyone's rear parts anytime soon! So..I wouldn't count on that statement if I were you!
You have to quit being negative about yourself. I believe the only people who don't deserve anyone are rapists in mose cases...so remember, the next time you tell yourself you're not good enough or that someone deserves better than you, you are calling yourself a rapist...Now, are you a rapist?...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Sesshomaru
Besides, I'm just not good for him: I've got a lousy temper and he's too patient. He deserves better than me and let's insult to injury: His parents don't like me.
I have to agree that might just work..because they think you are crazy etc..hehe.
Oh..and I don't think child molesters deserve anyone either...you know..add them to the rapists. So..you aren't a rapist or a child molester..or a combination of the two ARE you?
~Kiva
Roog..I thought you were mine..and..the cage..and...
:tears:
:die:
NO SKITTLES FOR YOU!!!! ((bites roog in the arse, steals a clunk of his mane and pads off with it in her mouth))
If I can't have all of you..I'll take you..piece..by piece...by piece.
:bleen:
Can I have the skittles then?? :D:DQuote:
Originally posted by Utora
Roog..I thought you were mine..and..the cage..and...
:tears:
:die:
NO SKITTLES FOR YOU!!!! ((bites roog in the arse, steals a clunk of his mane and pads off with it in her mouth))
If I can't have all of you..I'll take you..piece..by piece...by piece.
:bleen:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Fine. ((launches bag of mashed, clamy, oily skittles at chiara.))
Look! I made a tiara out of Roog's mane!!!
:haha:...I've gotten out of a few fights like that...:DQuote:
Originally posted by Only-now
I have to agree that might just work..because they think you are crazy etc..hehe.
Oh..and I don't think child molesters deserve anyone either...you know..add them to the rapists. So..you aren't a rapist or a child molester..or a combination of the two ARE you?
I forgot about child molestors...and about rapists, I have noticed that most of them are male, rarely ever hear of a female rapist...I think it's because most guys don't mind it...:D
:haha:...You know I wont let myself be an easy catch...:diva:Quote:
Originally posted by Utora
Roog..I thought you were mine..and..the cage..and...
:tears:
:die:
NO SKITTLES FOR YOU!!!! ((bites roog in the arse, steals a clunk of his mane and pads off with it in her mouth))
If I can't have all of you..I'll take you..piece..by piece...by piece.
:bleen:
And nothing of me gets made into something girly!..:grrr:Quote:
Originally posted by Utora
Look! I made a tiara out of Roog's mane!!!
Quote:
Originally posted by Utora
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Fine. ((launches bag of mashed, clamy, oily skittles at chiara.))
:eww: :grrr: Fiiiiine ... :die: :p
((sdlaps roog)) don't back talk a tigeress..swine...I'll make you my sex slave if you persist. It is not ugly! It is a shmexxy tiara.
Fine is right Chiara..you said you wanted skittles..the quality was not mentioned.
:cheese:
:haha:..I didn't say it was ugly...and I'll back talk you all I want!..:irule:Quote:
Originally posted by Utora
((sdlaps roog)) don't back talk a tigeress..swine...I'll make you my sex slave if you persist. It is not ugly! It is a shmexxy tiara.
((bites roogs niblit tits and twists them)) Fine then you suffer penalty!
There's only one such skittles quality :grrr:Quote:
Originally posted by Utora
Fine is right Chiara..you said you wanted skittles..the quality was not mentioned.
:cheese:
<covers his eyes> this is turning into a rather violent thread
No I don't think so :OQuote:
Originally posted by TakaTiger
<covers his eyes> this is turning into a rather violent thread
i dunno about that...Quote:
Originally posted by Ciara
No I don't think so :O
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Originally posted by Utora
((bites roogs niblit tits and twists them)) Fine then you suffer penalty!
cause that sounds like it would hurt a bit o.o
well be glad they're not in the same room at the moment then xDQuote:
Originally posted by TakaTiger
cause that sounds like it would hurt a bit o.o
well, you're just going to have to do better than that...you're talking to someone who was disappointed because a broken thumb didn't hurt as bad as he thought...;)...Bring on the pain!..:rawr:Quote:
Originally posted by Utora
((bites roogs niblit tits and twists them)) Fine then you suffer penalty!
((beats you with an iron shaft and c/clamps your paw. Jams your tail in a blender and puts aligator clips on your niblit tits.))
DIE!!!!!! mwuahahaha :evilgrin:
Yes..I think it should Taka...my brother suffered it and um...the screaming was abundant.
Well, I'm glad I didn't do anything to suffer THAT torture! I did have the orginal twisting...and pinching and biting stuff...but..you know GODS are much above such tortures as that!
We should all live in peace by Kiva's decree! Or else you all shall suffer my godly wrath!
~Kiva
Whoa whoa. Please stay on topic. Nipple nipping is waaaaaay off topic.
those poor nipples.........