Weird TLK Pairings(Slash warning)

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Originally posted by HasiraKali
Roog! You propose and then I come in to find you with another female?! :eek: We are so over. :grrr:


:lol:

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:haha:...Why not just join us...;)

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Shadows fursona/ Roogs fursona.............


" GOD I COULDENT RESIST!! GOD AM GOING TO HELL FOR THIS! xP

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:haha:...Don't give the females any ideas now...:p

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Originally posted by lion_roog
:haha:...Why not just join us...;)

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Because that's not as dramatic. :lol:

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Originally posted by HasiraKali
Because that's not as dramatic. :lol:

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:haha:...Hmm, but at the end we go with my ending...:irule:

After seeing this thread had gained so many posts, I expected some sort of drama. Well done chaps, well done.

I'll probably try and drabble half of these pairings later. :lol:

Wow... What a pervert is this roog. :D :eww:

What's next? puclic invitation?:haha:

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Originally posted by TX-101
Wow... What a pervert is this roog. :D :eww:

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:haha:...You say that like it's a bad thing...:p

"shivers" you know the old saying xP

Incest incest famely fest

yet again just wrong xP

and i think i can beat you all 0.o

Adult Mufasa/ cub Simba .........



i have 2 words...

poor simba xP


i cant put an end to a list of all the wrong this i just said 0.o GOD!

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Originally posted by Nephilim
After seeing this thread had gained so many posts, I expected some sort of drama. Well done chaps, well done.

I'll probably try and drabble half of these pairings later. :lol:

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Yay! XD
We're all crazy but we know not to push it too far! :)

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Originally posted by TX-101
Wow... What a pervert is this roog. :D :eww:

What's next? puclic invitation?:haha:

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Actually, I'm probably more of a perv since I started this thread....:D

Umm... Zazu/Ed. (Zazu paper-bags Ed.) :cheese:

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Originally posted by Marikunin
Actually, I'm probably more of a perv since I started this thread....:D

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Maybe so, but everyone's a perv whom've posted on this thread...


:D :lol:

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Originally posted by Marikunin
Actually, I'm probably more of a perv since I started this thread....:D

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Pfft...more than me?...I Don't Think so, Gurlfriend!...:stop:...I got you beat, easily...:diva:

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Originally posted by lion_roog
Pfft...more than me?...I Don't Think so, Gurlfriend!...:stop:...I got you beat, easily...:diva:

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No ya don't! You didn't start this thread, now did you? :bleen:

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Originally posted by Marikunin
No ya don't! You didn't start this thread, now did you? :bleen:

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Woman, I start threads like this in my mind every ten minutes...not about lions, about people...girls, girls I see just walking down the street (singing do wa dee deedeedum deedeedo...great, now it's stuck in my head), in my classes, in the store, etc...:diva:

wooooooooooooow..................:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Marikunin
wooooooooooooow..................

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That's right!...So bow down to a Roog that's great than you...:irule:...Then call me later...

You are like any other guy on the street....mostly, anyway.
So can anyone recommend any fanfics/fanarts/parodies/fansites that are based on/have something to do with these pairings? Just keep it PG and below....anything above that can be done in email...

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Originally posted by Marikunin
You are like any other guy on the street....mostly, anyway.

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That's an insult to my person! All those guys may just be the next best thing, but not quite me...:diva:...my arrogance astounds me...

you're so silly....^^;

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Originally posted by Marikunin
you're so silly....^^;

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That's it!...Me and you, one one one...We're taking this outside!...:grrr:...I mean...:rawr:

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recommend any good fics/sites/etc. for any of these weird pairings?

anyone there?

I don't know any...:p...I could write one, if I wanted...:D

ok.....do dat then. Google isn't helping much for some reason....

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Originally posted by Marikunin
ok.....do dat then. Google isn't helping much for some reason....

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I have not time to write one right now...plus, I have no motivation to write one, either...:browlift:

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Originally posted by Marikunin
:huh:
recommend any good fics/sites/etc. for any of these weird pairings?

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There's a thread on Lilymud about odd TLK pairings. ;)

Um, well I'll have to say Simba/Scar. I dunno why, they just came to mind the first time I read this thread xP

Marikunin, why are you doing double posts like up there with that "anyone there" question? if anyone is about to answer, would answer without further questioning.
(i sound so boring but still)

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Originally posted by TX-101
Marikunin, why are you doing double posts like up there with that "anyone there" question? if anyone is about to answer, would answer without further questioning.
(i sound so boring but still)

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Well you make a good point.

Threads are not exactly live and interactive; well interactive but less live...

So double-post with meaning! :browlift:

Thanks.
[SIZE=small]But try not-to d-p![/SIZE]

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Originally posted by shadow
"shivers" you know the old saying xP

Incest incest famely fest

yet again just wrong xP

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Incest is the best, put your family to the test!

Or.

Incest: the game the whole family can play.

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Originally posted by Nephilim
Incest is the best, put your family to the test!

Or.

Incest: the game the whole family can play.

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oh god xP

I'm a sucker for traditional pairings in the TLK fandom. I'll go for the odd gay pair maybe (Vitani/Kiara but then again no-one should go for Kiara.. shes not even attractive in a personailty sense) but normally m/f for me.

One I'd like to try out sometime is Zira/Mufasa. Then again, I hate TLK for being so Christian/"normal" in terms of "lions always mate with one partener and they are together forever" idea. Wow... reality never comes into anything for children nowadays does it? Unrealistic Circle of Life idea too.. wheres the true hunt? TLK is a nice story for children, but very unrealistic.

So how about Mufasa/Sarabi/Sarafina/Zira, Simba/Nala/Kula (because there are only a few named lionnesses.. Yay), orScar/Zira/Spotty/Dotty/Lazy-Eye/Scruffy/Beauty Spot (or swap Scar around for Nuka...). The norm in nature is for m/f/f/f/f etc for lions. Occationally (as mentioned by STL in the past) males will "interact" with each other and as will females. I prefer the norm but am open to most others.

/apparent rant for some unknown reason

The Gang's Reaction to Crazy Pairings: Simba/Scar
Simba: (gapes in shock)
Nala: That....is so wrong....but so hot...
Scar:...I'm straight, man!!
Sarabi:...uh oh. (hides her Simba/Scar stash)
Mufasa: WHAT?! My brother did WHAT!? SCAR!!!
Kovu: Uh...no.
Kiara: (Blushes) Um...ok...
Zazu: (Faints)
Zira: What?! Scar's MINE! RAWR!!!
Vitani:....actually, that's kind of hot...
Nuka: Ew....
Shenzi: Scar wouldn't be that desperate...
Banzai: Isn't Scar with that Zira chick?
Ed: Heh?
Sarafina: (is silent)
Timon: Yeesh!
Pumbaa: But...isn't Simba married to Nala? And isn't Scar...um...dead?
Rafiki: Ah....I knew Scar was bad news...
Ma: Wait, those rumors were true?
Uncle Max: Huh? What is this, some kind of sick joke?

More on Monday!

Heh. <3

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Originally posted by Marikunin
Actually, I'm probably more of a perv since I started this thread....:D

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Originally spoken by Obi-Wan (or some other such wise-o person)
"Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?"

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Who's the more perverted, the perv, or the perv who follows him/her?

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Originally posted by Nephilim
I'll probably try and drabble half of these pairings later. :lol:

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So... were you just teasing us with that, or will we get to see the results eventually? :p

I'd love to see the results, too!

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Originally posted by Marikunin
The Gang's Reaction to Crazy Pairings: Simba/Scar
Simba: (gapes in shock)
Nala: That....is so wrong....but so hot...
Scar:...I'm straight, man!!
Sarabi:...uh oh. (hides her Simba/Scar stash)
Mufasa: WHAT?! My brother did WHAT!? SCAR!!!
Kovu: Uh...no.
Kiara: (Blushes) Um...ok...
Zazu: (Faints)
Zira: What?! Scar's MINE! RAWR!!!
Vitani:....actually, that's kind of hot...
Nuka: Ew....
Shenzi: Scar wouldn't be that desperate...
Banzai: Isn't Scar with that Zira chick?
Ed: Heh?
Sarafina: (is silent)
Timon: Yeesh!
Pumbaa: But...isn't Simba married to Nala? And isn't Scar...um...dead?
Rafiki: Ah....I knew Scar was bad news...
Ma: Wait, those rumors were true?
Uncle Max: Huh? What is this, some kind of sick joke?

More on Monday!

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LOL :lol: Anyone has any other similar ideas? :wicked:

I did one for Scar/Nala, Simba/Kovu, Mufasa/Scar, Timon/Pumbaa, Zira/Nala, Sarabi/Sarafina, Scar/Sarabi, Mufasa/Sarafina, and Zazu/Timon. Any other suggestions?
P.S. Those will go up on Monday. Anyone want to do fanart based on it?

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Originally posted by Ghamu
Who's the more perverted, the perv, or the perv who follows him/her?

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All the same.

Exempli gratia, says the next psychologist down the line...

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The Gang's Reaction to Crazy Pairings: Simba/Kovu

Simba: I plead the fifth.
Nala: Simba? We need to talk?
Scar: (Stares for a long time) (Rubs temples due to migraine)
Sarabi: I?.I need time to think?
Mufasa: (brain fries)?what?
Kovu: Why?.that?s?.ok, it was ONE time!
Kiara: Kovu, how could you?!
Zazu: I knew Kovu was riff raff! He?s corrupted the King!
Zira: So THAT?S why Kovu betrayed us?
Vitani: I knew it! Sarafina owes me five bucks?
Nuka: That explains a lot?
Shenzi: Why am I not surprised?
Banzai: Isn?t Kovu that little brat that Scar adopted?
Ed: Heeheeheehee!
Sarafina: Great?I lost five bucks?
Timon: ?am I on Candid Camera or something?
Pumbaa: Huh? Really? Well, I?m surprised, but?I?ll be supportive, and?wait. What about Kiara and Nala?
Rafiki: Did Zira corrupt Kovu that much?
Ma: What?
Uncle Max:?you have no lives whatsoever, do you?

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Originally posted by SimbaTheLion
Heheh, Neph never ceases to impress me...

Marikunin: I don't know of any non-mature stuff like this, although I do know of a mature website with plenty of TLK/furry stuff.

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Please email me the website! :)
(shinobicast@podomatic.com)

The Gang's Reaction to Crazy Pairings: Mufasa/Scar

Simba: Dad...do you have something to tell me?
Nala: ...I don't know whether to be disgusted or turned on...
Scar: Ah, yes...good times....ahem! I mean...uh...stop talking nonsense!
Sarabi: Mufasa? We need to talk...
Mufasa: I plead the fifth.
Kovu: No way....that's why Scar was always so moody...
Kiara: (tilts head to the side) Wait...what?
Zazu: (eyes bug out)
Zira: Scar....cheated on me? (goes emo for a moment) WHAT?!!?!1 (goes all PMS-y)
Vitani: I knew Scar was a girlie man...
Nuka: Dude...that's just WRONG.
Shenzi: (bursts into laughter)
Banzai: You're kidding, right?
Ed: Eh?
Sarafina: ...are you for real?
Timon: WHAAAT? Woooow...
Pumbaa: ...Huh? Aren't they brothers?
Rafiki: Why, Scar? Why?
Ma: But...aren't they brothers?
Uncle Max: Don't you people have anything better to do?

(coughs) Ok, now for one that we've all been waiting for, whether we admit it or not...
The Gang's Reaction to Crazy Pairings: Timon/Pumbaa
Simba: So that's why they didn't want to explain the Facts of Life....
Nala: I sure hope that hasn't affected Simba...
Scar: (silent) Well, then...(bursts into laughter)
Sarabi: Ugh....I owe someone 20 bucks...
Mufasa: THEY'VE been raising my son?
Kovu: How did I know?
Kiara: So THAT'S why they're always hanging out together...
Zazu: So that's why that meerkat is so clingy with that warthog...
Zira: Not surprised....
Vitani: ...hmm...certainly explains a lot.
Nuka: How does that even WORK?
Shenzi: Well, duh.
Banzai: (laughs hysterically) I knew it!
Ed: Hahahahaha!
Sarafina: Someone owes me 20 bucks...
Timon: (not missing a beat) It's a lie.
Pumbaa: (jaw drops like in TLK 1 1/2)
Rafiki: Hmm...I see...(adjusts drawing of them on tree)...best hide that one from the cubs...(moves a gourd in front of it)
Ma: Well, as long as Timmy's happy...
Uncle Max: ...(gets pills for his migraine)

LOL. last one is funny.