The Corrupt Your Wish Game

Granted, but you always come last cause you get the brake and accelerator mixed up all the time.

I wish I had the hugest room as my bedroom

Granted, but the actual bed is so small that you can't sleep on it.

I wish there was a god.

^ Granted, but he allows poverty, racial hatred, murder, rape, religious violence, child abuse and The Crazy Frog

I wish I knew more about Quantum Mechanics

Granted, but now you turn into a nutty, old, swearing, flatulent professor.


I wish I was taller

I'm sure you'd still love me... :p

^ Granted, but you become 7ft tall and 4ft wide...and everybody's scared of you

I wish the earth was flat

^Granted, but you fall off the edge.

I wish all junk food would be healthy.

^ Granted, but it would all taste of sprouts

I wish I didn't get sunburnt

Granted, all days from now on will be rainy days...

I wish i had more free time (acctually, im here because it´s my lunch time in the work)

^ Granted, but it means losing you job and all your friends

I wish I could see the world

^ Granted, but you never see home again.

I wish I didn't feel so crummy emotionally.

Granted, and now you don't have any emotions at all.

I wish I had perfect logical deduction abilities.

Granted! But, people stop hanging out with you because you think out loud now.

I wish I could be a world famous chef.

^ Granted, you are more foul-mouthed and ruder than Gordon Ramsey

I wish my internet didn't have teh downs..

^ Granted! Now you have no internet.

I wish I had a tattoo of a lion

^ Granted, but the tattooist sneezes and makes it look all crappy!

I wish I could go back to being 10 for a day...

Granted, you're now a ten inch redhead dwarf

I wish I could dance.

^ Granted, but you can no longer sing.
;)

I wish I could go back and watch my dreams

Granted! But, you can no longer dream.

I wish I could speak Czech.

^ Granted, you can speak nothing but Czech

I wish I had a job

Granted, but now you are a workaholic and never post here again

I wish I had a better job

Granted, you get rich and lose the common touch

I wish I could cheer the hell up lol

Granted, but you no longer have any inspiration for music

I wish I had some inspiration for music...
:lol:

Granted, but you become so famous you no longer have time for us

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup

Granted, you have to eat it every minute of every day

I wish I had my own chef

Granted. But he is a vegan chef

I wish I had tomorrow off work.

Granted, but you have to go help bath all the people at an olds folks home instead.


Wish my stubbed toe didn't hurt so much.

Granted. But now your finger hurts because you just smashed it in a drawer.

I wish I could have a TLK dream tonight.

Granted, but you are Pumba being chased by a herd of elephants

I wish someone could help me clean up this glitter off my bedroom floor.

Granted. But you spill more glitter.

Did you try getting the glitter up by using tape? What type of floor do you have? Is it carpet? I would try a broom or vacuum first though.

I wish I had 50 billion dollars.

Granted, but the dollar loses its value and becomes worthless

I wish I could rest

Granted, puts crushed up valium in your hot milk, only trouble you sleep 24/7 and your bladder busting


I wish I could get all my driving lessons over and done with.

^ Granted, you do that by not completing them

I wish I cou- zzzzzzzzzzzzz

^ granted, but you won't wake up for 50 years

I wish I could get rid of the 5 445am shifts I have coming up this week..

Granted, you danced on the boss's desk in stilletos leaving holes in his paperwork and you're now fired.

I wish the biggest wooden roller coaster in the world was here where I live.

^ Granted, but it's made out of matchsticks and held together with chewing gum

I wish I could discover somewhere new today

^ Granted, it's the 9th circle of hell :D

I wish I didnt miss my gf so much right now

^ granted. But, you don't have a gf now.

I wish I could be in perfect physical health

Granted, but your mental health is now terrible.

I wish I had enough money to buy a new Wacom tablet D:

^ Granted, but every store you go to is sold out and they go out of business

I wish I lived in New York

^ Granted. But now you share a flat with two homosexual men that are both your age and have major crushes on you

I wish my supervisor has a better attitude tomorrow.