The ciircle oof liiiife
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The ciircle oof liiiife
*BOOM*
Scar: Life's not fair is it? You see I, well I shall never be king. And you, shall never see the light of another day. Adieu.
Zazu: Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your food?
Scar: [sigh] What do you want?
Zazu: I'm here to announce, that King Mufasa's on his way. So you'd better have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning.
Scar: Oh now look Zazu, you made me lose my lunch.
Zazu: Ha! You'll lose more than that when the King gets through with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia.
SCAR: Oooh, I quiver with FEAR...!
Zazu: Now Scar, don't look at me that way... HEEEEELP!
Mufasa: Scar.... drop him.
Zazu: Impeccable timing your Majesty.
Scar: Why, if it isn't my big brother descending from on high to mingle with the commoners. :wicked:
Mufasa: Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba.
SCAR: That was today? Oh, I feel simply awful...
Scar: Must have slipped my mind.
ZAZU: Yes, well, as slippery as your mind is, as the King's brother you should have been first in line!
Scar: Well, I was first in line, until the little hair ball was born.
Mufasa: That hairball is my son, and your future king.
Scar: Oh I shall practice my curtsy.
Mufasa: Don't turn your back on me, Scar!