Hot Waffles - George Lucas Raped Our Childhood
It was 1977,
When the world became a line,
A sci-fi movie so profound
Then twenty long years later,
It all became a lie,
When they changed it all around
Han stepped on Jabba's tail,
The old versions aren't for sale,
I don't know which is worse
They put in all that CGI,
And I just wanted to die,
When I saw Greedo shoot first
That's why we say -
Georgle Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood
Georgle Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood
But there was more to the story,
Of Leia, Han, and Luke,
So they went back many years
They made the prequel movies,
So excited I could puke,
But then all that came were tears
Episode I just stinks,
Remember Jar Jar Binks?
And how he stepped in poo
It'll never be the same,
Midichlorians are lame,
And what's up with Naboo?
That's why we say -
Georgle Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood
Georgle Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood
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George Lucas came down in the form of a giant swampbad to abduct my childhood from where it was innocently picking flowers by a stream
And I swear, as sure as the twin sunset on Tatooine, that I will never give Lucas another dollar of my money.. at least, until the Episode III Super Special Edition DVDs come out, I gotta get those.
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I try to close my eyelids,
He says the movies aren't for kids,
But I can't believe the hype!
Because it could be just me,
But the new characters seem to be,
All racial stereotypes
That's why we say -
Georgle Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood
Georgle Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood,
George Lucas raped our childhood