Rum is good.
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Rum is good.
This plastic surgery sure does make it hard to move your eyebrows..
Today's Special: Microwaved meerkat
"I never brush my teeth because I haven't got any."
I'm lame. I know.
"New and Improved Gatoraid drink."
Im lamer though. ;)
I just love the Sound Of Music songs, listen everyone, soooo cool
"Oh wow, this is a very nice pedicure"
I'm not a stalker ok, just cause my pawprints were outside your bedroom window 5 days in a row, doesn't mean a thing:evilgrin:
"...must have slipped my mind."
(how original...)
note to self: don't bring the rum on top secret missions
"Ready....aim.....yes, for the guy that is trying to walk through the wall!"
(anyone who's played first person shooter games will understand this)
Dude. How much longer am I going to have to hold this pose. My arm's starting to ache.
Man, i LOVE tanning salons.
Yes... it's lame.. but i'm in a non-thinking mood today. :p
peace
SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
One down, three to go
"All i did was kill a few people, spit on some kids and steal some peoples food. And yet they put me behind bars. I've seen worse... Like this one time, i saw a monkey stealing something out of another moneys fur.. and then he ate it to hide the evidence... and HE didn't get put behind bars!"
ahh.. it's a bit lame.. but you get that. :haha:
^ My television, my house, my rules.
-you wouldn't understand if you haven't seen those parenting billboards promoting healthier lifestyles for kids.
"You... YOU!!! yoooouuuu!!! You were that horrible person that.. commited a.. a terrible crime! 'What crime?' You may ask. The crime of not knowing how to do the time warp."
I can't believe that Vader guy sold out to CNN... oh wait...