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Originally posted by SimbaTheLion
I'm not allowed to say the truth? I thought in your last couple of posts you realised what I was getting at. Apparently not.
Basically, someone was bragging that they could fend off a hippo and such on their own. This is complete nonsense, and I set out to prove that (which I did, and it appeared you realised it in your last two posts, but now I'm not so sure). If it doesn't strike you as slightly absurd that a human can fight a hippo and win, on his or her own, then I really have to ask you why not?
How much time does the person have to prepare? Give me two weeks, a box of toothpicks, and a one inch shard of glass and I'll whoop that hippo right good.