The Matchmaking Game

I remember having this game on a previous LH. I did a search with the search engine and couldn't find it here. For those who forgot, you basically "match" the person who posted before you with anyone fictional or real. It could even be inanimate objects. Then, the person who posts after you will give you a "match". And, so on. This is just for fun, so feel free to be goofy.

For example:
Person 1. (Thread starter, no one to give a match to)
Person 2. I match you with a cup of coffee
Person 3. I match you with Kovu
Person 4. I match you with Matt Smith

I match you with this thread.

I match you with Sharifu.

I match you with a lovely slice of American cheese. It has a great personality!

I match you with the 11th Doctor Who doctor.