Monty python

[Hanshilo]

I am a big fan of the monty python collection though i have only got the holy grail....:cheese:
The black knight scene was my favo
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/BLIT0905.jpg

:bleen:

[HasiraKali]

Ah yes. Monty Python. They really are quite funny. :D

[Lion King Stu]

Mounty Python is classic i got all the DVD's :cheese:

[King Simba]

Never seen it.

[Banzai]

i havent seen it either... but ill see it as soon as possible... whenever that may be

[Nephilim]

Now go away or I will taunt you for a second time!

Oh hohoho, words cannot express how much I love those films.

[Muruwa]

I've only seen the Holy Grail. It's soooo funny, I liked the whole thing with the coconuts. And the killer rabbit :lol:

[klowd]

Brians life is the best comedy movie that I've seen ever.

[Hanshilo]

That was the funniest scene.
The black knight...
:ayecapn:
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]

ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]

ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]

BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

[Nephilim]

Originally posted by klowd
Brians life is the best comedy movie that I've seen ever.

Why are you so obsessed with women?

I want to be one!

[HasiraKali]

Sister Loretta. XD

[LunarCat]

Monty Python is very funny.

in fact o mundo! going to see Spamalot (the new musical) quite soon! i say it too much on here. i'm just really excited! :D :cheese: :gasp: :D

[unregistered user]

No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!:cheese:

[HasiraKali]

Albatross. Albatross.
Oh and

That parrot's dead and gone to meet its maker. It is an ex- parrot. XD

[Simba '04]

I'LL FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!

I have the Life of Brian, the Search for the Holy Grail, and the Meaning of Life, and downloaded the worlds funniest joke episode which to me is one of their funniest :lol:, Monty Python is sooo funny :idiot:

[Timali]

Monty Python is cool. :cheese: I _SO_ wish I had the "Flying Circus" DVDs, but they're so expensive together :( I only have four VHS tapes.

Can't say what's my favourite Python joke. Anyway, I prefer Flying Circus jokes to the Python movies.

[Shatara]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!:cheese: Gah! Dont get that song in my head!

But that's a Mel Brooks movie anyway :p

I myself have only seen holy grail, but good stuff :p

http://fanart.lionking.org/Artists/Timali/PythonHolyGrailScene.gif

http://fanart.lionking.org/Artists/Snowy/AfricanSwallows.jpg

Fun with TLKFAA's search function :p

[Ngatuny]

:lol: The swallows one is great!

[Kovu]

*blinks*
So... what is this Monty Python thing? :confused: :eww:
I don't think i've ever seen it, though i hear too much about it, from you guys. :p

[nathalie]

I like everything with John Clees in it.

We have "The life of Brian" and "The holy grail" on DVD. Hilarious :D

[Sharifu]

I've only seen parts of the Holy Grail. The coconuts thing was funny. :p

[unregistered user]

I watched Holy Grail and loved it xD I didn't like The Meaning Of Life that much o_O And I have yet to see that Brian one, I've heard from other sources that it isn't good.

[Timali]

Originally posted by Kovu
*blinks*
So... what is this Monty Python thing? :confused: :eww:


It's a British comedy group that did humorous TV programs and movies in the... 1970s, I guess? There were John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, Terry Jones and Graham Chapman.

The TV episodes were 30 mins long, and their name was "Monty Python's Flying Circus". The most popular Python movie is the "Holy Grail" one. Then there are at least "Meaning of Life" (haven't seen) and "Life of Brian".

Because they're a little old movies/shows, in some jokes the tempo is quite slow, in my opinion. But the more times you watch them, the more you fall in love with them :cheese:

[Nephilim]

Their first film was And Now For Something Completely Different. ;)

[Lion King Stu]

yeah i love em all got the whole set on DVD :cheese: its funny

[LunarCat]

i LOVE that pic that Snowy did. it's fabulous! :D :cheese: ;)

[Hanshilo]

here is something that is helerious.
the parrot sketch...
http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3Q5EUKAYXC1RV15F3O8P80T46P
enjoy:cheese:
May take some time opening file...

[Lion King Stu]

lol i love that sketch so damn funny

[Hanshilo]

:lol I can't stop laughing at the parrot sketch

[unregistered user]

I have only watched "The Meaning of Life" and the TV show. I like it very much, Monty Python is great!!!

[Azerane]

I've seen 'Holy Grail' and 'Life of Brian' and 'And Now for Something Completely different' was on the other night so we taped it, it's hilarious!!


hehe... SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM...:evilgrin:

Monty Python is hilarious, I don't quite understand, how they could come up with so many useless, hilarious jokes, it's brilliant!!!

[LunarCat]

I recently have seen Monty Python's Spamalot. A very new musical on Broadway. It is still in previews and only in New York City. But! if you live anywhere near NYC you MUST, i repeat MUST, go and see this.

It is soooooooooooooo funny/hiliarious. I was falling off the edge of my seat.


:D :cheese: :wow: ;)

[Azerane]

I think I saw an ad for Spamalot in adelaide, so if I've got the money, i may go and see it. :D

[Xinithian]

I'm a loser because I've never seen it.

[unregistered user]

sorry to bring back an old thread, but I just saw "Life of Brian" and I thought it was one of the most funniest movies I ever saw! :lol:

[nathalie]

We saw that in our Catholic class ... A new perspective on the way things happened, haha.

Love Monty Pyton, always such a pleasure to see John Cleese acting.

[Daniel]

"always look on the bright side of life"

always makes me laugh :D

[unregistered user]

" He has given us a sign, he has given us, HIS SHOE!"

:lol:

[Another Tomato]

Yeah, Monty Python is great.

Slightly on topic, since everyone here seems to be quite the Python fan, I was wondering if anyone here's a fan of Terry Gilliam (for those who don't know, he was the member of Python who went on to become a filmmaker, and he made quite a few bizarre and hilarious films). Unfortunately, one of his newer films, an adaptation of Don Quixote, fell apart during production. There's a documentary about this (Lost In La Mancha) which I watched. It was heartbreaking, as Don Quixote is my favourite novel, and the small amount of what Terry managed to film of it looked really promising. But he has stated that the only thing that's going to stop him from eventually making the film is death, so there's hope that it'll be finished some day...

I guess I got kind of carried away with this post. Anyway, look for Terry Gilliam's performance as King Arthur's squire/servant ("It's only a model") in The Holy Grail.