Post your fav movie's quote !

[BlueStef]

=D heya all !

I was wondering if a thread like that was posted before, so I made a search and no answer was found.
So I decided to start this thread.


I'm a huge movie's fan, that's why i have lots of fav movie's quotes.

Mine are:

Lion King -Timon:"Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING?"

Finding Nemo- Dory: "Keep swiming, just keep swiming!"

Shrek 2 -Puss-in-Boots: "Fear me, if you dare."

Ghostbuster 1- Dr. Peter Venkman: "We came, we saw, we kicked its ***."

The mumy -Evelyn:"You're wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this."

The mumy return-Rick:"Oh, I hate mummies."

So What's yours ?

:D :cheese:

[Kovu]

Mmm, i'll quote those that i still remember, used to have alot.

TLK- "Ohh yes, de past can hurt. You can either run from it, or learn from it." ~Rafiki
TLK2:SP- "Yeehaw!" ~Kovu
TLK1.5- "All we do is dig so we can hide and hide so we can dig!" ~Timon
The Terminal- "Medicine is for... uh... goat." ~Narvoski
Shark Tale- "Don't sweat it, a lot of white fish can't do it." ~Oscar
The Incredibles- "Yeah, yeah, I know. Freeze." ~Frozone

[Nephilim]

The Crow- Victims; aren't we all? Eric Draven.

Pulp Fiction- You know why you didn't see that sign? 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my f---ing business! Jimmy.

Kill Bill- Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now. -The Bride

May I have a glass of water, please?- The Bride

[King Simba]

TLK:

Timon: "Hyenas, I hate Hyenas. So what's your plan for gettin' past those guys?"
Simba: "Live bait."
Timon: "Good idea.....hey."
Simba: "C'mon Timon, you guys have to create a diversion."
Timon: "What ya want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula!?"

TLK 2:

Timon: "Gee Simba, the good thing is we found your daughter, the bad thing is we dropped the Warthog on her. Is there a problem with that?"

Those are the ones I can think of now.

[Mabatu]

Cool thread idea ;)

At the moment i can't think of many, but here goes:

"The Last Boyscout"
Joe: It's pretty dangerous...
Jimmy: Danger is my middle name
Joe: Mine's Cornelius, tell anyone and I'll kill you

Badguy: Did you come alone?
Jimmy: No, i brought the Vienna boys choir.

Jimmy: I'm just trying to break the ice.
Joe: I like ice. Leave it the f*** alone.


Of course you have to see the movie to find these funny i guess.

"Reservoir Dogs"
Mr Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy...or are you gonna bite?

"The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride"
Kiara: A wise king once told me, we are one.


"Pulp Fiction"
Jules: Oh i'm sorry, did i break your concentration?

"Se7en"
Somerset: If 'John Doe's' head splits open and a UFO flies out, i want you to have expected it

"Dawn of the Dead (2004)"
Terry: Dude everybody is dead, OK? Your mum's dead, your brother's dead. That fat chick at dairy queen, dead.

Those aren't very good ones. Oh well :p

[Mushroom]

Ok, (cracks knuckles)

Van Helsing: Carl~I'm not a monk, I'm a friar so I can swear all I like...Damn it!

Shark Tale: Lenny~It's no ok to hit!!!

Life of Brian: Brian~Are you the Judian Peoples Front?
Redge~**** off!!!...We're the People's Front of Judia!

BTW, Who made those coo, icons in your signature, King Simba?

[unregistered user]

The Crow - "Is that gasoline I smell?"

[Shadow]

cant think off any TLK i know i love alot but i cant remeber them.....

Mulan

i only seen this is Swedish but i love it when Mulan is swiming and the 3 other guys comes and Musho says (i think)

"oh no where screwd there are two things i know they will see ":lol:

[unregistered user]

Forrest Gump-
Forrest: I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it's both, maybe both happening at the same time.

Forrest Gump: It was so beautiful.
Jenny Curran:I wish I could've been there with you.
Forrest Gump:You were.

Forrest Gump: My mama always said you got to put the past behind you before you can move on.

Mrs. Gump: Don't you be afraid, sweetheart. Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.

Ice Age-
Manny: Oh look, dinner and a show.

Diego: Maybe he'll grow a long skinny neck and call you mama.

Diego: Woo! Who's up for round two?!

Diego & Manny: That's what you do in a herd.

TLK-
Simba: You said you'd always be there for me, but you're not, and it's because of me, it's my fault.

Scar: And now, here's my little secret.. I killed Mufasa.

Rafiki: Ah yes the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.

TLK2-
Kiara: Them? Us? Look at them! They are us. What differences do you see?

Mulan-
Mulan: Maybe I didn't go for my father, maybe what I really went for was so when I looked in the mirror, I'd see someone worthwhile. But I was wrong! I see nothing.

Fa Zhou: The greatest gift and honor, is having you for a daughter.

Fa Zhou: What lovely blossoms we have this year. Oh, but this one's late. But I bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.

Emperor: I've heard a great deal about you Mulan. You took your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, decieved your commanding officer, defiled the Chinese army, destroyed my palace! ...and, you have saved us all.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame-
(The entire 'Out There' and 'Heaven's Light' and 'Hellfire' songs)

Quasi: You're different fromt he others, they're... evil.
Esmy: Who told you that?
Quasi: My master, Frollo.

Frollo: I should've known you'd risk your life to save that gypsy witch! Just like your own mother died trying to save you.
Quasi: What?
Frollo: I'm going to do what I should've done 20 years ago!

Quasi: Sanctuary!

Frollo: And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the firey pit!

(There's more, but I'll stop here for now.)

[BlueStef]

Cool quotes everyone ;)

[Kovster]

Ferris Bullers Day Off:
Ferris: "Pardom my french, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ***. In two weeks you'd have a dimanond"

Cameron: "He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. ****" (starts to beat up the passenger seat in his car).

[Nephilim]

Originally posted by Mabatu
Jules: Oh i'm sorry, did i break your concentration?


What ain't no country I ever heard of.

[Xinithian]

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free. - Billy Mack, Love Actually

[Shadow]

the orignal meating of Timon and Bumba whit Simba....

Timon" are you hungry?

Simba" yeah

"Timon runs of behind a tree" What did i tell you Bumba !!:lol:

50 first state...

Felix" **** happens

Macelry" no **** dont happen **** take time and work

[Nala-Rules]

Die Hard

"Who's driving this car Stevie Wonder?" - John McClane

Blazing Saddles

"I didn't get a hurrumph outta that guy!" - Governer LePetomane

"That was a close one, daddy loves froggie, froggie love daddy?" - Hedley Lamarr

Old School

"Please be honest, please tell me this is the first time." "Well do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you that this is the first time?"

I'll put more when I think of them :D

[Shadow]

Die Hard 1.2 our 3 dont remeber

Hibikaie Mother "bad word wont use it "

well that line sounded cool when he says that =D

[Xinithian]

Originally posted by shadow
Die Hard 1.2 our 3 dont remeber

Hibikaie Mother "bad word wont use it "

well that line sounded cool when he says that =D You mean, "Yippe-kay-yay motherf*cker!"?

www.imdb.com is a good site for quotes.

[Shadow]

Originally posted by Xinithian
You mean, "Yippe-kay-yay motherf*cker!"?

www.imdb.com is a good site for quotes.

ok thanks :cheese:

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Xinithian
You mean, "Yippe-kay-yay motherf*cker!"?

Haha! :lol: I've heard of that. :bleen:

[Shadow]

OMG nichalas cage "i spell bad i know " is doing a moive for Disney !!National Treasure =D

[unregistered user]

Yep, i look forward to that movie ^^

[nafklt]

"Hakuna Matata!" :hakuna:

[Shatara]

In no particular order...>.>

TLK2: "Where's your pretty daughter NALA!?" ~Vitani

Spaceballs: "Ludicrous speed! GO!!" ~Dark Helmet

Bruce Almighty: "The Sabres won the Stanley Cup!!" ~random guy

Shrek 2: *holds up bag* "Catnip." "Uh...That's not mine...!" ~Guy on Knights, Puss in Boots

Deal of the Century:
Bad guy: *looks through freshly stolen wallet, some revolver in hand*
Chevy Case guy: "Hey...!"
Bad guy: *looks up, jaw drops*
CC: *is holding massive G3 automatic rifle, gestures* "My wallet."
BG: *gives back wallet, turns to leave*
CC: Hey...your wallet.
BG: *hands over his wallet, turns to leave again*
CC: Hey...Your gun.
BG: *hands over gun, and runs for life; Pwned.*

Hot Shots: Part Deux: "I want to meet your parents, and pet your dog" "My parents are dead, Topper...and my dog ate them." ~Topper and Ramada

Apocolypse Now: "We use Wagner!...My boys love it!!"

I'll thinka more...>.>

[nafklt]

Originally posted by Shatara


Hot Shots: Part Deux: "I want to meet your parents, and pet your dog" "My parents are dead, Topper...and my dog ate them." ~Topper and Ramada



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Azerane]

lol, cool quotes everyone

SpaceBalls---
Cononel Sanders: Sir, you better buckle up!
Dark Helmet: Oh buckle this!!

Blazing Saddles---
Sherrif Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die!
The Wayko Kid: When?

There's also a line or two in movies such as The Green Mile and stuff from the Lion King and also more from SpaceBalls and Blazing Saddles... oh and Monty Python Holy Grail and Lige of Brian but those are two of my fav's. Oh and some from Spirit! :D

[unregistered user]

-Fight Club-

Narrator: With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

Members of Fight Club: [Chanting] His name is Robert Paulsen.

Marla : You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.

Tyler : WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE.

-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban-


Ron Weasley: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they were making me tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter: [laughing] Well go and tell those spiders Ron
Ron Weasley: Yeah tell them... I'll tell them tomorrow...

Professor Snape: Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk... in the moonlight are we?

Ron: Oh yeah um... well um Harry got sort of a wonky cross,
[checks the book]
Ron: that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and thats
[checks book again]
Ron: 'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer but you'll gonna be happy about it.

-

[Suki]

Originally posted by Shatara
In no particular order...>.>

TLK2: "Where's your pretty daughter NALA!?" ~Vitani


When Nala says "Vitani!!", it sounds nothing like "Vitani!!". :haha:More like "The Colony!!"xD

My faves:

"She'd eat if we were having Tony Loaf."-Dash, The Incredibles

"The only normal one in this family is Jack-Jack and he's not even toilet trained!"- Violet, The Incredibles

"Words are useless! Gobble, gobble, gobble,gobble, gobble!"-Edna Mode, The Incredibles

"What we have here? Matching uniforms?"(Turns to Elastigirl and Mr.Incredible)
"Oh no! Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl???"
(Turns to Violet and Dash)
"And got BIZ-ZAY!"-Syndrome, The Incredibles

(After falling in the water)
"Were DEAD! We survived, but we're DEEAAD!!!"-Dash

(To Bob)"My God, you've gotten fat."-Edna Mode

[Shadow]

Mulan 2

"creping slow your/am in/at peace becuse you/i know its ok to be afriad"

a line in the first song in Mulan 2 my favret movie and song Mulan 1 and 2 is on my favret colection =D

[jannali]

rotk made my cry so much

Faramir: You wish now that our places had been exchanged... that I had died and Boromir had lived.
Denethor: Yes.
[whispering]
Denethor: I wish that.

Theoden: I know your face... Eowyn. My eyes darken.
Eowyn: No, no. I'm going to save you
Theoden: You already did...

Elrond: Put aside the ranger. Become who you were born to be.

Boromir: It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work, Frodo, than the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring. In which case you also were meant to have it, and that is an encouraging thought.

Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of... mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip.

=)

[Ragoom]

dont think i ahve one but my m8s is "fear the city is rank with it :P" -Gothmog LOTR

[unregistered user]

I was going to add those later Jannali ^^ Good stuff. I also like just about everything that Sam say sin all three movies. Sam's so awesome ^_^

[lion_roog]

Don't Be A Menace-

Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?

Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill ****."

Ashtray's cellmate : If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.

[While filling out job application]
Loc Dog: Name: Loc Dog, baby. Height: Six-deuce! Age: 19. Father's name: mmm... I dunno. Sex: hell yeah, nigga! Salary desired: 3 million dollars! Cash!

:D :D :D

[FCSimba]

The Lion King

Simba: I thought you said they were slobbering mangy stupid poachers?
Zazu: Ex-nay on the upid-stay!
Bonzai: 'Ey, who you callin' upid-stay!?

Simba: Yuck
Nala: Ew
Simba: I can't marry her, she's my best friend!
Nala: Yeah, it'd be so wierd.

Simba: I'm so hungry I could eat a whole Zebra.
Timon: Ah, we're fresh outta' zebra.
Simba: Any antelope?
Timon: Nah-uh
Simba: Hippo!?

Scar: Run, run away and never return.

Shenzi: There aint no way I'm goin' in there! What, you want me to come out lookin' like you? Cactus-butt!

The Lion King: Simba's Pride

Nuka: WOAH FIRE!

Nuka: Roasty toasty Princess, roasty toastie princess! Hey s'it hot in here or is it just me? (makes me laugh EVERY time.)

Kovu: I must KILL him!

Nuka: Mother I caught some field mice for you I left them over by the um--um...

Zira: But the child does not! However, if you need your pound of flesh, take it.

Timon: Pumba, let me define BABY SITTING!

The Incredibles

Elastigirl: You need to be more, flexible.

Shrek 2

Puss in Boots: You have ingaged my valuable services.

Donkey: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.

Puss in Boots: Wait, Ogre, I have misjudged you...
Shrek: Join the club, we've got jackets.

Donkey: Shrek and I drank some magic potion and now...We're sexy!

Prince Charming: Cherry flavored, want a taste?

[FCSimba]

Originally posted by Suki
When Nala says "Vitani!!", it sounds nothing like "Vitani!!". :haha:More like "The Colony!!"xD

My faves:

"She'd eat if we were having Tony Loaf."-Dash, The Incredibles

"The only normal one in this family is Jack-Jack and he's not even toilet trained!"- Violet, The Incredibles

"Words are useless! Gobble, gobble, gobble,gobble, gobble!"-Edna Mode, The Incredibles

"What we have here? Matching uniforms?"(Turns to Elastigirl and Mr.Incredible)
"Oh no! Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl???"
(Turns to Violet and Dash)
"And got BIZ-ZAY!"-Syndrome, The Incredibles

(After falling in the water)
"Were DEAD! We survived, but we're DEEAAD!!!"-Dash

(To Bob)"My God, you've gotten fat."-Edna Mode

Heh heh, I see we have another Incredibles obsessor! :cheese: I saw your other board, great movie it is. ;) I luff it--must see it again...already seen it twice.=D

[Shadow]

Dragon heart 1

Dracko(the big dragon) what are they doing ?

Berlgier(human) giving you a secrefise

Dracko:and i wonder who gave them that bright idea "looks anuying at Berlgier"

Berlgier: ah..never mind just get rid of her

Dracko: how?

Berlgier: eat her!

Dracko: ahw please yuock

Berlgier: you ate.....(i dont remeber the name )

Dracko: i nearly thouged in self defens..... i never swallod

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Nuka
I was going to add those later Jannali ^^ Good stuff. I also like just about everything that Sam say sin all three movies. Sam's so awesome ^_^


From the movie Lord of the Rings Return of the King
Sam: [Both are overcome by exhaustion] Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark. There's... There's nothing. No veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see him... with my waking eyes.
Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all. Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you.

Sam deserved best actor for ROTK

[unregistered user]

Posted by Jay and Silent Bob:

In Reply to: Jay & Silent Bob lick ba**s - Darth Randal 15:25:37

All you motherfu**ers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ba**-lickers. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fu**s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our sh**, then sh** out our sh**, then eat their sh** which is made up of our sh** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fu**ing next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob

:lol: :lol: :lol:

EDIT: From: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[nafklt]

"They were born free and will stay forever free..." -Joy Adamson (Ginny McKenna) in "Born Free"

[Suki]

The Lion King
Nala

"Be-what?"

"Yeah, it'd be too weird."

"SIMBA! I'm kinda in the middle of a bath!"

"What else matters? You're alive!"

"I've really missed you."

"Pleeeeeeeease?":D

Simba

"Mom! You're messing up my mane!"

"Mmm..you'd better go."

"Daaaad! Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad! C'mon! You promised!"

"Well, when I'm king, that'll be the first thing to go."

The Incredibles

Violet

"In case you haven't noticed, we aren't doing so hot either."

"Super-duper, Dad!"

"You heard her."

"I said SHUT UP, you little insect!"

Dash

"We're DEAD! We survived, but we're DEEEEAAAD!!!!!"

(Elastigirl/Helen)"Everyone's special, Dash."
"Which is another way of saying nobody is."

"What???"

"Are we there yet?"

"She'd eat if we were having Tony Loaf..."

Edna

"My god, you've gotten fat."

"Edna Mode...and guest."

"Alright, I will fix the hobo-suit.."

"ARE YOU CRAZY?? YOU'RE ELASTIGIRL! GO AND SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS! Go! Fight! WIN! And when you're done darling, call me back and tell me about it....."

(Bob)"You know I'm retired."
"As am I darling, yet, here we are."

"Words are useless! Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble!"

Helen/ Elastigirl

"C'mon ladies. Leaving saving the world to the men? I don't think so..."

"You're in charge until I get back, Violet."

(Bob, yelling to Helen as she holds up the trailer) "How ya doing, honey?"
(screaming back) "Do I really have to answer that?"

Random

Little boy on trike:
1st time: (bubble gum pops and has a bug-eyed look on his face)
2nd time:"I don't know....something amazing I guess."
3rd time: (screaming,his hands up in the air)"WOW! THAT WAS TOTALLY *WICKED*!!!"

Frozone:
"It's for the greater good!"
(Mrs.Best/Honey):"THE GREATER GOOD?I'M YOUR WIFE!! I'M THE GREATEST 'GOOD' YOU'RE EVER GONNA GET!"

:lol:

[Mabatu]

Kill Bill Vol. 2 :cheese:

The Bride: You any good with that shotgun?
Karen Kim: Not that i have to be at this range, but i'm a f***ing surgeon with this shotgun.


Elle Driver: The amount of venom delivered in a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, i've always liked that word...'gargantuan'...so rarely i have an opportunity to use it in a sentence...


Bill: ...can you feel it?
The Bride: Euphoria?
Bill: Yeah.
The Bride: No.
Bill: Too bad.


Bill: I'm the man.

[lion_roog]

Cobb-

Ty Cobb: Stumpy, in humility, in all humility, I am the greatest player to ever play the game.....no one even a close second.

---

Louis Prima: With all the great players playing ball right now, how well do you think you would do against today's pitchers?
Ty Cobb: Well, I figure against today's pitchers I'd only probably hit about .290
Louis Prima: .290? Well that's amazing, because you batted over .400 a... a whole bunch of times. Now tell us all, we'd all like to know, why do you think you'd only hit .290?
Ty Cobb: Well, I'm 72 f**king years old you ignorant son of a b****.

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Gandhi-

Nahari: I'm going to Hell! I killed a child! I smashed his head against a wall.
Gandhi: Why?
Nahari: Because they killed my son! The Muslims killed my son!
[indicates boy's height]
Gandhi: I know a way out of Hell. Find a small boy, about this high
[indicates same height]
Gandhi: , whose parents have been killed, and raise him as your own. But make sure he is Muslim, and raise him as one.

----
Gandhi: An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
----
Gandhi: Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always.
----
Gandhi: They may break my bones, torture my body, even kill me, then they will have my dead body. NOT MY OBEDIENCE!

:D :cheese:

[Ngatuny]

Star Wars Empire Strikes Back

Princess Leia: "I love you"
Han solo: "I know"

Return of the Jedi

Han Solo: "I love you"
Princess Leia: "I know"

[Xinithian]

Originally posted by lion_roog

Gandhi-

Nahari: I'm going to Hell! I killed a child! I smashed his head against a wall.
Gandhi: Why?
Nahari: Because they killed my son! The Muslims killed my son!
[indicates boy's height]
Gandhi: I know a way out of Hell. Find a small boy, about this high
[indicates same height]
Gandhi: , whose parents have been killed, and raise him as your own. But make sure he is Muslim, and raise him as one.

----
Gandhi: An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
----
Gandhi: Whenever I despair, I remember that the way of truth and love has always won. There may be tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they may seem invincible, but in the end, they always fail. Think of it: always.
----
Gandhi: They may break my bones, torture my body, even kill me, then they will have my dead body. NOT MY OBEDIENCE!

:D :cheese: Ghandi-
Man pulls gun out and points it at Ghandi
Ghandi: WOAH GOD!

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by Xinithian
Ghandi-
Man pulls gun out and points it at Ghandi
Ghandi: WOAH GOD!

Gandhi says that after he gets capped....;)

[Hanshilo]

This is actually a rap quote from movie jay and silent bob strike back:
Contains bad language be warned.


If deleted i don't blame you...=D



Nathalie says: I hope you don't mind me doing this, but you said you won't blame me :)

[unregistered user]

Lady and the tramp 2- ''All i ever here is rules, rules RULES! don't do this and don't do that!- Tramp.

[Simba '04]

already a thread like this, heh

but "Life finds a way" Ian Malcolm~Jurassic Park

[Xinithian]

"But if I tell, they'll kill me!"
"MUTHAF***A I'll kill you!!"-Blade in Blade Trinity.

[Hanshilo]

Originally posted by Lightning 2005
This is actually a rap quote from movie jay and silent bob strike back:
Contains bad language be warned.


If deleted i don't blame you...=D



Nathalie says: I hope you don't mind me doing this, but you said you won't blame me :)
not at all i knew it would be deleted because of the language so i can't blame anyone i shouldn't of put it up there really and i know better :alone:

[unregistered user]

Dude... Lightning 2005, ya could've used the asterisk. ;)

[Simba '04]

ya, like Sonique can go @$#@ himself or something like that ;) :lol: j/k :hugs:

[LunarCat]

hmmm lets see,

"es tu mama." -spanish version of Monsters Inc. ;)

[SIMBAtheENIGMA]

"Aren?t you a little big for a pram?" - Fat Lady "Aren?t you a little big for the side walk!" - Dickey Roberts :lol: :lol: :lol: i LMAO every time I hear that! (Movie: Dickey Roberts [Forgot the rest of the title:confused:])

[Shadow]

Resident evil 2

Alice tells the girl cop abut how Umbrella corp will hide the truhf and the girl cop is like

"lahgfs" tikssss.....f""K me....."


that is so lol XD and the way she says it

[Xinithian]

Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
Dr. Karen Jenson: Like what?
Blade: Like me.
--------
And did somebody forget this quote?
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

[SIMBAtheENIGMA]

Originally posted by Xinithian
Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
Dr. Karen Jenson: Like what?
Blade: Like me.
--------
And did somebody forget this quote?
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.

Did you remember all of that! Or is that a copy + Paste job?:confused:

[Xinithian]

Originally posted by SIMBAtheENIGMA
Did you remember all of that! Or is that a copy + Paste job?:confused: www.imdb.com has quotes for almost any movie.

[SIMBAtheENIGMA]

Yeah thought so! =) My friend always tests me with that site over the phone, usually with TLK too... Think is he doesn't seem to realise that I know the dialogue of by heart... :lol:

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Simba '04
ya, like Sonique can go @$#@ himself or something like that ;) :lol: j/k :hugs:

;) :lol: :hugs:


http://img86.exs.cx/img86/8509/slapthatbuttoobykogasgirl8ib.gif

[Simba '04]

Originally posted by Sonique21837?
http://img86.exs.cx/img86/8509/slapthatbuttoobykogasgirl8ib.gif

LOL :lol::lol::lol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amaryllis]

pff... i got loads
most of them i like from King Arthur :p
Lancelot: There is a large number of lonely men out there.
Guinevere: Don't worry; I won't let them rape you.

Guinevere: My father told me great tales of you.
Arthur: Really? And what did you hear?
Guinevere: Fairy tales.

Arthur: What is this madness?

Gawain: [after Tristan lands his dagger in the butt of Galahad's dagger] Tristan, how do you do that?
Tristan: I aim for the middle.

Bors: I like the little bastards. They mean something to me. Especially Number Three! He's a good fighter!
Lancelot: That's because he's mine.

Gawain: I can't wait to leave this island. If it's not raining, it's snowing, and if it's not snowing, it's foggy.
Lancelot: And that's summer.

Lancelot: When are you going to leave Bors and come home with me?
Vanora: My lover is watching you.
[Bors is looking at his baby, then looks at Lancelot, who has a smirk on his face]
Bors: You look nothing like him!

Bors: Well now that we're free men, I'm gonna drink 'till I can't piss straight.
Gawain: You do that every night.
Bors: I never could piss straight. Too much of myself to handle. Down there...
[looks at the Knights]
Bors: Well it's a problem! No really, it is. It's a problem. It's like...
Gawain: [All the Knights together] ... a baby's arm holding an apple.

Bors: Dagonet, she wants to get married and give the children names.
Tristan: Women! The children already have names, don't they?
Bors: Just Gilly. It's too much trouble so we gave the rest of them numbers.
Lancelot: That's interesting. I thought you couldn't count.


and from more movies, not goin to search them though :p

[nathalie]

X-men 2:



Police: Drop the knives !!

Wolverine: I can't ...

[Darkslash]

THE MATRIX, reloaded and revolutions have some of the most deep and insightful quotes in movie history, IMO:

Matrix:
Police Chief: I think we can handle onelittle girl.
(pause, Smith and agents look at him and turn away)
Police Chief: I sent two units. They're bringin' her down now.
(Smith turns back)
Smith: Oh, lieutenant, your men are already dead.

Revolutions:
Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why, why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom or truth, perhaps peace - could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now! You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why do you persist?
Neo: Because I choose to.

[Kovu]

Originally posted by Darkslash
Revolutions:
Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why, why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom or truth, perhaps peace - could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now! You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why do you persist?
Neo: Because I choose to.

That's one of my fave quotes too, but i never bothered to memorize it. :lol:
I'll just take Neo's line. :D

[Shadow]

Revelations "not matrix an outher funny movie"

3 guys stands on a feild whit like 100 dead dragons on the floor

two off this guys are kemist "docters" and one of them is a black cool dude....and the 3 guy....is just a guy who got caght in the midel and faild the fire apartment test "a half stuped jackass"

anyway then there is this dragon that is still alive and get him/her self up "really smal dragons not like the one in movies you culd say a rapter whit wings"

anyway then the dragon gets up and "breahfs" and outher dragon throw his mohf "youck" "then dies him self" all slimy ball came out...anyway then the white "half stuped guy" and the black guy says right after him

"white dude" ahwwww thats is a huge lugei

dragon apershimself black dude says

"black dude"....bonzie....its a boy :lol:

same movie

the guys are chacing the small dragon throw a mall whit shoutguns and the dragon hollds a girl in his claws anyway so stuped dude graps a macro phone

and do like this

"ckcka....ckca....toketoketoketoke....."

"the kemist"......step out of the way Ray am gona shout em "aims"

"Ray "black dude"....no wait......i what to personly end this myself

"white dude whit mic says" come on guys am comnecating here

"starts sining " a love song if i remeber right

"Ray standing whit his eyes wide open and says".....stop you emberesing me......

"white dude" whit mic stars sining loadly and short after the dragon roars and flys back becuse of the song and gets killed that is one of my favret movies :lol:

[unregistered user]

some old malay movie...

'Aku King....'
"King apa?"
'King Kong'
"King kong kepala otak kau"

:evilgrin: dont even ask :evilgrin: :gasp:

[unregistered user]

"Savvy?"

[Darkslash]

Originally posted by Paws Of Hope
"Savvy?"
Pirates of The Caribbean, right?

They way he said it was soooo good.

[Kovu]

Originally posted by Zack2k
some old malay movie...

'Aku King....'
"King apa?"
'King Kong'
"King kong kepala otak kau"

:evilgrin: dont even ask :evilgrin: :gasp:

:lol:
I only understood up to the third line, but that's amusing enough. :p
And i shan't ask, since ya said not to. ;)

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Darkslash
Pirates of The Caribbean, right?

They way he said it was soooo good.

:cheese: yeah. Or maybe:

"I bet you never been to Singapore" :evilgrin:

[lionloversam]

" Well, who cares? I should have been the chosen one. I am the oldest. I am the smartest. I am the strongest. And uuugghhh these termits. I could be a leader if she just give me a chance."

[Kovu]

Originally posted by Paws Of Hope
:cheese: yeah. Or maybe:

"I bet you never been to Singapore" :evilgrin:

I didn't catch that line when i watched it. :confused:
Any reason why Singapore? :p

[Xinithian]

Originally posted by shadow
Revelations "not matrix an outher funny movie"
You mean "Evolution"?

I'll give a cookie to whoever knows the movie this is from.
"It looks like someone shoved two fine hams down the back of your dress."

"I brought you some flowers... they look and feel plastic, but they smell real."

[Shadow]

Originally posted by Xinithian
You mean "Evolution"?


oh yhea stuped me

[unregistered user]

Another Malay Film...

"Kecik kecik taknak Mampus, Besar besar Menyusahkan orang"

:evilgrin: man i love this line :evilgrin:

[Ngatuny]

Originally posted by Zack2k
Another Malay Film...

"Kecik kecik taknak Mampus, Besar besar Menyusahkan orang"

:evilgrin: man i love this line :evilgrin:

:confused: and that means? ... ;)

[Xinithian]

Originally posted by Ngatuny
:confused: and that means? ... ;) It's saying "drunken americans are fools" in Malaysian. :p

[unregistered user]

Renford Rejects :cheese:


Ben: Jaz, why are you wearing the Ice Queen's dress?
Jason: I swapped it for my Rejects kit, but that was one amazing party!
Ben: I didn't HAVE A PARTY!
Jason: Oh yeah? What do ya call people dancing around in ya house all night
Ben: .....A PARTY!

[Amaryllis]

ah stop it with Renford Rejects :p

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Amaryllis
ah stop it with Renford Rejects :p

Why should I?
I can't help it I like them ;)
Jason Summerbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee =D

[unregistered user]

Hamlet malaysian Version:cheese:

Betui Tuanku kawe nampak dio di depan mato

[HasiraKali]

Not my favorite movie but
"We are so much more complicated than our names." - Dracula, Dracula 2000

I like it so much it's in my sig. :D

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by Xinithian
You mean "Evolution"?

I'll give a cookie to whoever knows the movie this is from.
"It looks like someone shoved two fine hams down the back of your dress."

"I brought you some flowers... they look and feel plastic, but they smell real."

That sounds more like "Futurama".....:D

[unregistered user]

"may the force be with you"...star wars...welll all episods

[LunarCat]

"We want you to run for president"
"*looks around*"
"of what"
"of the United States"
"of what"
"of America"
"which america"
"NORTH!!! america"
~Head of State~ love that movie...:D :cheese:

[unregistered user]

~Van Helsing~


"My life, my job, my curse... Is to vanquish evil."


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Shadow_05/VanHelsing.jpg

[unregistered user]

Star Wars:

"I am your father" - Darth Vader
"Do, or do not. There is no try!" - Yoda
"I have a bad feeling about this" - Most of the characters
"-I love you. -I know." -Han Solo & Princess Leia
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate... leads to suffering" - Yoda
"Good luck. You're gonna need it" - Han Solo

Back to the Future

"Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!" - Doc Brown
"You're not thinking in the 4rd. dimension" - Doc Brown

TLK

"A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun" - Mufasa

That's what I can recall now. Maybe I remember some others later.

[unregistered user]

'Aku King...'
'King Apa..'
'King Kong..'
'King Kong Kepala otak kau aku tengah baca script korang bising bising'

Im King..
What King?
King Kong?
Can y'all just shut up, Im reading the script and y'all disturb me

[Broken]

"Half my heart to make you whole. Its strenth to purify your weakness. Live, and remember your oath."~Draco from Dragon Heart

I really liked the 'oath' as well... *shrug* maybe I'll remember more.

[LunarCat]

"what's your name?"
"Barf"
"what's your full name?"
"Barfolomew" ~Spaceballs, love that part.

[Shatara]

"It's MISTER bananabeak to you, fuzzy!"

[King Simba]

Here's some from TLK seeing as I can't think of any others right now...

"You know her, she knows you, but she wants to eat him and everybody's okay with this? DID I MISS SOMETHING!?" - Timon.

Timon - "Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey?"
Nala - "Simba's gone back to challenge Scar."
Timon - "Who?"
Nala - "Scar."
Pumbaa - "Who's got a scar?"
Nala - "No, no, no, it's his uncle."
Timon - "The monkey's his uncle?"
Nala - "No! Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king."
Timon and Pumbaa - "Oh..."

"You see, he lives in you." - Rafiki

"How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be." - Simba.

"Ix-nay on the oopid-stay..." - Zazu.

There's obviously a lot more which I haven't bothered to list yet. ;)

[Avalon]

Blade Runner:

Rachel: "May I you a personal question?"
Rachel(again): "Have you ever retired a human by mistake.."
Dekard: "No.."
Rachel: "But in your position that is a risk"

Batty: "I have seen things you people couldn't imagine. Attack ships on fire of the shoulder of Orion. I watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Thanhauser Gate. But all those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain....Time to die.."

The Phantom of the Opera:

Phantom: "You would curse the day you did not do. All that the Phantom asked of You....!!!"

Madam Giry: "He's an aritect and designer, compositure and a magican. A genious misoure(sp?)"
Raoul: "The genious has turned to madness"

Leader of the auction: "Artifact 666 then, A chandalier in pieces. Some of you may recall the strange affear of The Phantom of the Opera, a mystery never fully explain. We are told Laides and Gentelmenn that this is the very chandalier that figures in the famous disaster. Our workshop has repaird it and fitted up parts of it with the new electric light. Perhaps we may frighten away the ghost of so many years ago with a little lillumination. Gentelmenn!!"

[moonibear]

'I know what you're thinking. Why didn't I take the blue pill?'--Cypher, The Matrix

[Simba22]

8 Crazy Nights [I'm a big Adam Sandler fan]

Whitey: Now I assume you did your pregame stretches?

Davey: Oh no let me do them right now. [Holds up middle fingers with each number.] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

Whitey: That's good but don't forget your Hammies.

Whitey: Hey Hey Wow, Wow, don't even think about coming onto this court with those hard soles.

Davey: Fine then I'll just ref in my socks.

*Kicks off both his boots.*

*Buzzing sound which means the game has started after kocking one of the guys out with his flying boot*

Davey: Must be Game Time.

Whitey: That's what you get after hitting the bottle You fall asleep in Dukesberry You wake up in Pukesberry.

Whitey: Got any sand or rock salt in there cause I need to get some traction.

Dayey:[mimicking Whitey] Got any sand or rock salt in there cause I need to get some................. [normal voice] AHHHHHH shut up.

*Slam of door*

Davey: Smell ya later poopsicle.

Brother Bear

Koda: Luckily for you I've been lost worse then this before last year I was digging for roots with Bucky...

Kenai: Enough with the stories I don't want to hear about how you and Binky found the world's biggest pine cone ever.

Koda: First of all his name's Bucky not Binky and second it wasn't a pine cone it was a pine nut and that nut huge, even bigger then your fat head.

Koda: I told you before My name's not kid it's Koda say it with me..... Ko......... Da.

Kenai: Are you sure your mom didn't ditch you Koda?

Koda: I don't mean to brag but I got some moves.

Kenai: Oh really! He's coming back.

Koda: Where?

[Hides behind Kenai]

Kenai: Typical!

Billy Madison.

Billy: It's Nudie Magazine day.

Lion King 1 1/2

Timon's mom: WHAT? You used a metaphore on my son. He takes everything literally. I knew it he's out there starving Uncle Max we have to save Timon he's out there chasing Metaphores.

Max: ARE YOU NUTS?

Mom: Nice to have a supportive family isn't it.


Lion King 2:

Timon: Uh, gee SImba the good news is we found your daughter the bad news is we dropped a wart hog on her.


Vitani: Where's your pretty daughter Nala.

Lion King 1:

Simba: I laugh in the face of danger.


Lady and the Tramp 2:

Scamp: I hit the Thingy

ANgel: You got your own moves don't ya Tender foot?

I'm sure there's more.

[IchLiebeNALA]

mine is from Fantastic 4:

The Thing: I'm gonna need to borrow your car.
Passer-by: The Transmission Sticks.
The Thing: Not your problem

*the thing huls the car across the road*

:D

[Sombolia]

Ngatuny stole what I was gonna post ;~; Lol, um.. lesse...

The Lion King:

Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots...

Rafiki: Can't cut it out, it'd grow right back!

The Lion King 1 1/2

Ma: Everything the light touches... belongs to somebody else!

Uncle Max: FRAUGHT! Fraught, I tell you!
Timon: Oh boy, it's the fraught-fest..

Uncle Max: MEERKAT! It's what's for dinner!

Timon: Way to sell it to the cheap seats, Uncle Max...

Simba's Pride

Timon: That's not a king! It's a fuzzy maraca! (I can't spell, leave me alone. xD;; )

Star Wars

Like a Thousand Different People: I've got a really bad feeling about this..

Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling you'll be the end of me? (not the exact wording, I fear.. :hehe: )

Obi-Wan: Why do I get the feeling we've picked up another pathetic lifeform..?

Yoda: Always two, there are...

Luke: I don't believe it!
Yoda: That is why you fail.

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (I laugh everytime I hear that. Sigh.)

Han: Well who says they didn't, but I ain't crazy...

Leia: I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.

Han: I'm Han Solo, Captain of the Millenium Falcon. (I dunno, the way he says "Falcon" makes me laugh. I'm strange.)




I'm sure I'll be adding more. From movies and such. o_o I'm a bnit braindead at the moment. ^^;

[la_reina]

Elle emerges from the crowd after reading the list.

''ME!!'' :p

[unregistered user]

Star Wars I - The Phantom Menace

Yoda: "Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice."
Mace Windu: "But which was destroyed? The master or the apprentice?"

Battle Droid commander: "Where are you taking them?" Qui-Gon Jinn:"To Courscant." Battle Droid commander: "Uhh, wait, uhh, that doesn't compute, uhh, you're under arrest!"

Qui-Gon Jinn (gesturing to nudge Watto's mind): "I don't have anything else, but credits will do fine."
Watto: "No, they won't!"
Qui-Gon Jinn (nudging harder): "Credits will do fine."
Watto: "No, they won't! What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don't work on me, only money!"

This thread need to be active sometime:p.

[Simbaspirit]

remember who you are.

[Azerane]

Originally posted by Lunarcat
"what's your name?"
"Barf"
"what's your full name?"
"Barfolomew" ~Spaceballs, love that part.

:lol:
Spaceballs...

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!?" :lol:

Blazing Saddles...

Sherrif Bart: "A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die!"
Jim: "When?"