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unregistered user
September 30th, 2004, 07:58 PM
This name can be for anything, a song, a movie/TV show, place, person etc. as long as its real.

Anyway,

Song title: Pink Floyd - "Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict"

TeeKay
September 30th, 2004, 08:23 PM
Episode Title - Farscape: I shrink Therefore I am (there are better ones, but that the first I could think of ;))

unregistered user
September 30th, 2004, 08:34 PM
Fat Albert. :eww: :lol:

Shatara
September 30th, 2004, 08:36 PM
Person: another_tomato

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Shatara/bumms/Xp.gif

Space Battleship (appearing in a Douglas Adams book): GSS Suicidal Insanity

King Simba
September 30th, 2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Sonique21837?
Fat Albert. :eww: :lol:
Or better still:

Fat b*****d! :lol: :bleen:

TeeKay
September 30th, 2004, 08:55 PM
Oh, there's a place in Ireland called Kilkenny which I found rather amusing ("oh my god, they kilkenny") =D

EDIT: Oh and while I'm on the subject there are two places close to me, one called Ham, the other called Sandwich, hehe :D Oh and another one called Thong :nukasm:

TakaTiger
September 30th, 2004, 09:03 PM
... theres some place around here called "Lunt" oO

King Simba
September 30th, 2004, 09:06 PM
There's a place called 'The Land of Nod'. We drove down to it but all it was was a farm... :lol:

Cerise
September 30th, 2004, 09:15 PM
I've seen a street called "Boozer Bob" and a town called "What Cheer"

CheshireCat
September 30th, 2004, 09:17 PM
My mom has a friend named PEPPER ONIE.

Lion King Stu
September 30th, 2004, 09:23 PM
i got a pencil sharpner called 'Kum' wat kind of a name is that lol? ;)

CheshireCat
September 30th, 2004, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Lion King Stu
i got a pencil sharpner called 'Kum' wat kind of a name is that lol? ;)

that's awful. lol

TeeKay
September 30th, 2004, 09:32 PM
There's a company that makes kitchen appliances called Smeg (probably only funny to Red Dwarf fans) hehe

King Simba
September 30th, 2004, 09:54 PM
Haha! :lol:

TakaTiger
September 30th, 2004, 09:56 PM
i think it was it, it was a picture of 2 street signs.. they said

"banger" and "Leever"

sound it out ;)

Xinithian
October 1st, 2004, 12:02 AM
Anton Checkov...

Xinithian
October 1st, 2004, 12:05 AM
Haha, these are some actual porno names:

American Booty
Austin Prowler
Ball In The Family
the Bare #%!@ Project
Beaver and Buttface
Beverly Hills 9021-ho!
Bi On The 4th Of July

On Golden Blond

Snatch Adams

Booty and the Beast

Glad He Ate Her

Poke Me Mon

Ex-Men

Forest Hump

Riding Miss Daisy

ET The Extra Testicle

Dog Style Afternoon

A Street ***** Named Desire

Tit Tanic

Hung Frankenstein

Star *****s

Flesh Gordon

Romancing The Bone

Miracle On 69th Street

Facial Attraction

Sleazy Rider

Fast Cheerleaders At Ridgemont High

A Queer And Pleasant Ranger

Lead It To Beaver

Beverly Hills Copulator

*** Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Pearl Necklace

Anal ize This

The Curse of the Pearl Necklace

nafklt
October 1st, 2004, 12:10 AM
nafklt..;)

Suki
October 1st, 2004, 12:11 AM
Oh geez, I saw a magazine ad for this..hmm..um...what was that stupid name? :thinks:

=D I got it!

"Foohy"


They sell school stuff I believe.:eww: Their "Foohy" is "Poohy". :lol::lol::lol:

CheshireCat
October 1st, 2004, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Xinithian



Beaver and Buttface

Snatch Adams

Poke Me Mon

Forest Hump

Riding Miss Daisy

ET The Extra Testicle

Romancing The Bone

Miracle On 69th Street

Lead It To Beaver

Anal ize This



:lol: Golden.

starlioness
October 1st, 2004, 12:38 AM
I know this is ficitional . but when I was watching the movie Mean Girls. I couldn't get over a character named Gretchen Wieners. :p :lol:.

I knew some one called Wong Wei(pronounced way) though ;).

and I'm sure people have heard the "Mike Rowe Soft " story :evilgrin:

Juniper
October 1st, 2004, 01:04 AM
There's a dude in our town's elementary school name Legend Storm (Legend=first name, Storm=middle name). I feel sorry for the kid, everyone's mean to him cuz of his name.

Suki
October 1st, 2004, 01:43 AM
There's a kid at our school named

Bosho :eww:

He's evil.:D

Azerane
October 1st, 2004, 02:00 AM
:confused: ermm... My friend (who's nickname is Spacey!) called her laptop Warg and my nickname is Squee! :D:cheese:

unregistered user
October 1st, 2004, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Xinithian
Riding Miss Daisy

:eww:

Cerise
October 1st, 2004, 02:35 AM
There's a kid in my school with the last name Horny. And in Jr. High there was a kid named Daniel Boner.

Ruska
October 1st, 2004, 12:22 PM
There's a Finnish town (or something like that) which is called Terskanper?. And it is, ummm, a very naughty word.

Nala-Rules
October 1st, 2004, 02:41 PM
A late relation of mine

Marmaduke Sykes :p

King Simba
October 1st, 2004, 03:02 PM
There's a girl in my school called Storm. There's also one called Tempest and Bree. :eww: :lol:

Nephilim
October 1st, 2004, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by SimbaTheLion
A man living down my street is called Saddam Hussein :lol: :p :cheese: !!!

A boy at my school is called Ben Laden. ;)

A-non-a-mus
October 1st, 2004, 06:25 PM
http://www.namehumor.com/

there you go, many many funny names

Nephilim
October 1st, 2004, 06:40 PM
I can't get on there...

A-non-a-mus
October 1st, 2004, 06:43 PM
y-you can't?.... That's strange... it works fine with me... hmmm.... maybe I should try again..

www.namehumor.com

let me know if it still won't work..

A-non-a-mus
October 1st, 2004, 07:03 PM
all three of them work for me ;)

Suki
October 2nd, 2004, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by Nephilim
A boy at my school is called Ben Laden. ;)

I bet he gets losta detentions. :lol:


My nieghbor is George Bush :eww: :Psst:

Suki
October 2nd, 2004, 04:57 AM
Originally posted by A-non-a-mus
http://www.namehumor.com/

there you go, many many funny names

I'll try to stay away from Dr. Fang and Dr. Bonebreak. :uhno:

Xinithian
October 2nd, 2004, 05:32 AM
BERTHA!!!
I hate that name!!

Suki
October 2nd, 2004, 05:33 AM
:eek:

King Simba
October 2nd, 2004, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Xinithian
BERTHA!!!
I hate that name!!
My great grandma was called Ada! :eek: :evilgrin:

lion_roog
October 2nd, 2004, 10:29 AM
Awwww....my post was erased ...why...:alone: ......it was sorta on topic.....:D

nafklt
October 3rd, 2004, 12:09 AM
Oddjob...:gasp: Ahh! Not the hat!:shout:

unregistered user
October 3rd, 2004, 12:46 AM
I had a friend called Adam West and Robert Ward :p (1960's Batman and robin was played by Adam West and Burt Ward :p)

TakaTiger
October 3rd, 2004, 01:20 AM
Wang Chung?

unregistered user
October 3rd, 2004, 02:27 AM
Where's Waldo? :eww:

unregistered user
August 27th, 2005, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Nephilim
A boy at my school is called Ben Laden. ;)

I have a friend at school named 'Osama" But it's not funny. Cause on sept. 11 People made fun of him because his name is Osama.

unregistered user
August 27th, 2005, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by Suki
I bet he gets losta detentions. :lol:


My nieghbor is George Bush :eww: :Psst:

(Eyes pop out)

unregistered user
August 27th, 2005, 10:58 PM
The Music artist Obo Addy (Sounds like Oboe the instrument.) But I wouldn't consider it funny if I were you.

Suki
August 27th, 2005, 11:00 PM
Aqualad. :p The most creepiest, stupidest name on the PLANET. :p

EDIT:

There's a street near my friend's house called Love st. :lol:

EDIT 2:
Also, there's a hotel called Simba and their logo is a lion O_O

Hanshilo
August 28th, 2005, 10:53 AM
When i went down my dads we went past a place called "Devil's Dyke":evilgrin: from then on i was making jokes all the way to my nans...

Merra'sSieria
August 29th, 2005, 11:44 AM
I think Simba means lion in Swahili, so the hotel could kinda be called 'lion'...

Bahati
August 29th, 2005, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Merra'sSieria
I think Simba means lion in Swahili
Correct. Many of the character names in TLK are Swahilian words.

As for funny names, there's a town in Oregon state called Boring.

"Hello, welcome to Boring, Oregon!"

lionloversam
March 12th, 2006, 11:04 PM
Let's see... a funny name. "Microsoft Works"

Kovu The Lion
March 12th, 2006, 11:06 PM
James Bond

I say it way to much IRL

Sombolia
March 13th, 2006, 12:55 AM
Green Day- Bab's Uvula Who?
eta- saturday night live joke. ^

Snerk. Or rather, Fall Out Boy's "It's Not a Side Effect of the Cocaine, I Am Thinking it Must Be Love"..

Um. There used to be someone around here named Chanda Leer, dunno what happened to her.

Fire_Hazard
March 13th, 2006, 04:28 AM
There is a chinese resturant named "Fuk Hing" in Vancouver.

There is also a guy in my school named "Chin-chin Wang" :p.

Ravincal
March 13th, 2006, 03:37 PM
Or even worse ''Microsoft Allow-Spyware''

TakaTiger
March 13th, 2006, 05:46 PM
Song Title!

Impaled Northern Moon Forest - Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse

and yes, its a real song

Cobalt
March 14th, 2006, 10:48 PM
I've been traveling a lot latley and come across some fun stuff.

Down in Alabama I passed over a place called the "Anger River," had pizza at a restraunt called the "Mellow Mushroom" and got fuel (as well as almost carjacked) in a city called "Warrior."

From my own state, we have a city called "Hell." it's within an 8 hour drive of "Paradise, Mi"

Daniel
March 14th, 2006, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by TakaTiger
Song Title!

Impaled Northern Moon Forest - Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse

and yes, its a real song

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impaled_Northern_Moonforest

wow, these guys give cradle of filth a run for their money O_o

Tiikeri
March 14th, 2006, 11:46 PM
I work with someone who's name is Pepe Simba :o

Azerane
March 14th, 2006, 11:57 PM
There's a town in Victoria (I think) called Pimpin, hehe... my brother and I found that amused us for about 1/2 an hour or so on our trip. We're like, yeah, this place is Pimpin! :p

lionloversam
March 15th, 2006, 03:45 AM
Government tax refund

Sombolia
March 15th, 2006, 05:42 AM
Austintatious is a gas station type deal in Texas.

It's become a new nickname for my friend, Austin. When he's not around, we often complain that we are not meeting our daily reccomended amount of Austintation.

Or summat.

lionloversam
March 18th, 2006, 04:12 AM
The is a burger place called "Cheeburger Cheeburger"

TakaTiger
March 18th, 2006, 05:08 AM
i dont rember who told me about this, i think it was NG... buttt..

MIGHTY TACO!

Azerane
March 19th, 2006, 07:25 AM
"DOOF, DOOF! We know food, backwards!"

2 Die FR
March 19th, 2006, 07:29 AM
Our school's lunches come with "Munchie Munchies." (For normal people they're called tater tots.)

Kintaru
March 19th, 2006, 01:48 PM
Hmmm, lets see, do I know any? Ahh yes, I remember seeing one that ripped off the name Burger King in Providence, Rhode Islande.

It was called Burger Queen, hahah. Read the sign, it's owned by two guys actually, so I'll leave that to your imagination. :evilgrin:

Sudi
March 22nd, 2006, 04:21 AM
I've met a girl whos name is Kiara before:cheese:

Oh and when I was in Pennyselvania we stopped at a gas station called the "Wa Wa", or somethin like that

LunarCat
March 22nd, 2006, 05:54 AM
defenestration........:p look it up!