What is the person's Avatar saying?

[Marikunin]

Took this from a Naruto forum from a while back. It had hundreds of pages.
Basically here's one if it was based on my avatar:
^Why are there words under me?

[Katari]

^ I like KingSimba! :vitsm:

[Marikunin]

^No, of course smoking isn't bad for you....

[TX-101]

Yaaahooooo!!! Skydiving!

[Katari]

Ka-boom! :lol:

[TX-101]

(Ka-boom? avatar?)

Kanabis,... peace bro!

[Marikunin]

it's so muddy...(that's mud, right?)

[HasiraKali]

Mufasa slips on Rafiki's banana peel. "Curse you simian!"

[Marikunin]

Like my pretty colors?

[HasiraKali]

A horrible horrible mosh pit accident... film at 11.

[Marikunin]

so many patterns....

[Daniel]

"Skydiving went totally wrong for Mufasa when Scar kicked his *** out of the plane with no chute"

:D

[Marikunin]

where are our faces?

[HasiraKali]

It's rainin' lions! Hallelujah, it's rainin' lions! Hey hey! :lol:

[LunarCat]

^ move your body like a bellydance-a! :p

[lionloversam]

^ "Forget the man on the moon. I am the cat on the moon."

[HasiraKali]

Whacha!

Seriously... that's what I hear in my mind when I see your avvie Sam. :lol:

[Marikunin]

I like to move it move it! I like to move it move it...

[lion_roog]

If I can't have Roog...I'll commit suicide!...*jumps*

[Marikunin]

I thought it was supposed to be green screen, not yellow screen....

[lion_roog]

I wanted pickles, not lettuce!...Pickles!!!...I can't go on living in this mad, mad world!...*jumps*

[Marikunin]

I put too much gel in my hair....and I love it!

[lion_roog]

I am a king...I have fallen and I can't get up!

[Marikunin]

I like chewing gum...

[lion_roog]

Oh snap!...traffic on the 5 is really bad today...

[HasiraKali]

Look cute... hides insanity.

[lion_roog]

I can't say anything because I don't have a head...

[Marikunin]

The patterns! They burns!!!

[lion_roog]

I don't wanna go, Mommy!

[Marikunin]

Is my cuteness blinding?

[lion_roog]

I don't like this ride anymore, Scar...

[TX-101]

wow, that's interesting...

[Safila]

I'm going in I'm going in, guns ready , aim

[Noodle]

" The size of those things..."

[Safila]

What the Hell you looking at !!

[Endra]

"Darn these allergies!"

[Safila]

Well come on, make my day , i dare ya

[Sadiki]

No more du.. *sneezes*..st on me!

[Endra]

First base! Hey wait -- cats don't kiss!

[Safila]

Im so jealous I want some too

[HasiraKali]

But "Wewe nugu mimi apana" does mean "You're a baboon and I'm not." ;)

[Safila]

lion king VS phantom of the opera.

[lionloversam]

" Oh no. The floating words are back."

[Noodle]

"Bring on the slush puppies!"

[Monai]

Rawr! (Or Pete-Wentz's-Growly-Face of the Year)

[imported_kiara]

"O RLY?" :lol::p

[TX-101]

"oh,.. common..."

[Monai]

"Huh? Oh, don't mind me, just your average tar monster." (Don't ask, I don't even think I know what it means. xD)

[imported_kiara]

Originally posted by TX-101
"oh,.. headace..."

(stoopid Monai to come before me XD)

[lionloversam]

" The bird is a snack for later."

[Katari]

"Too much hakuna matata is a good thing." :thinks:

[Noodle]

"Cause this is thriller, thriller night, and no ones gonna save you from the beast about strike."

[Safila]

I'm not, repeat not, singing a duet with Hillary Duff

[lionloversam]

" That banana gave me gas"

[Safila]

come on little girl, i wont hurt you..i have lollies

sorry hehe

[lionloversam]

" Like oh my gosh. You so got a new hair cut"

[Safila]

what do ya mean, I can't have fries with that ?

[lionloversam]

" Is that my cell phone ringing?"

[Marikunin]

I know I rock.

[Stormfury]

/^ I Will Survive.


I will survive
as long as I know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

</Gloria Gaynor>

[lionloversam]

" Pink is a VERY manly colour"

[TX-101]

"I owned U n00b!"

[lionloversam]

" If we hold very still, they won't see use."

[Safila]

what ! I told you lady I aint helping you to cross the road, now move it..

[Stormfury]

/^ I need some sleep sooooo bad; ahauhhh!!...

[Safila]

oh no officer, it wasn't me honestly i didnt do it, im just a little wabbit

[TX-101]

"If that wasn't you, who was it? ME?!"

[Marikunin]

Ah! My paint spilled!

[Stormfury]

/^ How's meh breath??? ...

[Marikunin]

Wait....why are there pink sparkles all around me?

[TX-101]

"KAMIKAZEEEEEE!!!"

[Safila]

so thats what my shoeprint looks like under the microscope

[KanuTGL]

Rafiki - "Asante Sana! 8D *dances away*"
Lea-people - "o.O"

[Marikunin]

I'm too sexy for you.

[Katari]

"What's a meerkat doing on my back...?"

[Safila]

what you mean you don't like basketball, EVERYONE has to like basketball, EVERYONE !!

[Katari]

"Basketball is not fun, no...because I can't play it...and I don't want to be embarrassed." Kiara + basketball = funny! :haha:

[Safila]

hehe
I'm sorry for dribbling all the time, I'll just get a bib to wipe my face with, I'm sooo embarrassed.

[Katari]

Why is there a person named Kaitlyn under me?

Ooh. :gasp: Bad choice of words. :woeisme:

[Safila]

bad groovey ..hehe

Why do I have to be a vegetarian, I hate lentils...

[Katari]

"I am a happy/sad/confused/dreamy person. Lioness. Named Kiara. And my dad is the king-diggity-man, yo, so chill, and back off from my man Kovu or I'll kick your butt into next millennium."

[Safila]

What do ya mean I can't rap, just come a bit closer and say it again real loud, I couldn't hear you

[Marikunin]

Attempts to get the monkey into rehab for his addiction are so far unsuccessful.

[Katari]

"Falling...help!" :gasp:

[TX-101]

"dude! who smoked all my weed?"

[Safila]

Why you sneaky little coward, who runs crying to your mama !

[Marikunin]

News reports show that the monkey has had a drug issue for several years.

[Safila]

Oh my poor heart, he doesnt love me anymore !

[Marikunin]

The repeated drug abuse by the monkey has also confuddled its usually brilliant mind.

[Safila]

Oh no heartburn, i shouldn't have eaten that triple melted cheese with fried onion zebra burger

[Endra]

Beware... it is THE STICK!

[Safila]

Speak up, I can't hear you..I'm a what ???

[Marikunin]

Rabble rabble rabble rabble! *South Park rulz!*

[Katari]

"Whoa...I'm falling...uh, help?!?!" :vitsm:

[Safila]

I'm getting REAL tired of you telling me I dance like a girl, so what if I have on pink ballet shoes !!

[Marikunin]

I like to whine about my lack of a cool icon.

[TX-101]

"Hey WTF?!!! yo!"

[Daniel]

"ooooh, my brain.."

[HasiraKali]

Smiley Community Theater Presents...

[Marikunin]

Like my half-mask?

[KanuTGL]

"What? No! This cactus juice isn't bad for me at all! Can't you... *wobbles* see... that... *falls over*"

[TX-101]

"You were saying...?"

[Safila]

Look real close, no just a bit closer, common lean out the door and get a better look...splat he's gone, that little dot just to the left..

[Marikunin]

Blahblahblahblah.........

[Safila]

I knew I shouldn't have stolen those biscuits, I didn't know they had *something extra* in them, and now I have to drink this !!

[HasiraKali]

Safila is bitter about her icon's decision to leave her for her banner.

[Safila]

If I grab you here, will you keep smiling I wonder ?

[lionloversam]

" Really, this is not funny. If you come back I will give you a cookie. What a cookie isn't good enough for you? I see how it is. First you are too good for me, now you are too good for my cookies. ......"

[KanuTGL]

"Mwahaha! Gimme some of that coffeeee! *somewhat hyper*"

[Katari]

"I have yellow eyes...like a wolf...a scary wolf! Mwahaha!" :jejeje:

[Safila]

I told you I don't liked being tickled with a feather IN THAT SPOT !!!

[lion_roog]

The Roog sure is hott...:rawr:

[lionloversam]

^ are you going to eat that?

[Safila]

What you mean you like basketball, basketball is for sissies !!

[Marikunin]

And next, on Stupid Things People Say When In Danger...

[lionloversam]

who put super glue in my bubble gum

[Marikunin]

Yes, I know that I'm hot. Love me.

[Katari]

I'm a cactus. Lover. Dude. Yo. :cool:

[Kiara Serengeti]

I am very hungry!

[Katari]

"I am woman. Hear me roar." :lol:

[Safila]

I know I am bad, but bad is the new good !

[Haleo]

Cept with Like, Barry Trotter.

*continues reading Artemis Folw*

[Safila]

now I'm in right thread hehe

So what do you think on my helmet a bit of pink and purple and some glitter and all the boys will notice me ?

[Haleo]

Oh, that'll definately work. all you have to do is act like Paris Hilton.
You know, everytime I see her I think, 'You names their Kid <i>Paris</i>?'

[Safila]

Oh no where's my body gone, it's left me all alone..MUMMY MUMMY help me

[Katari]

"I am bad, yet sympathetic. You have to like me."

[Safila]

Yes..I did knit these darling new socks, do you think I should make a scarf as well ?

[Katari]

"People named Kaitlyn are addicted to pink."

[Safila]

I'm a mean green fighting machine

[lionloversam]

^ eating is fun

[Safila]

Jump up and kiss my feet when you see me, hurry up DO IT NOW !

[Haleo]

O_o;;;;

[Marikunin]

Fear my awesome 3/4 profile!

[HasiraKali]

Next on Xtreme Sports Weekend... Cactus hurling. Stay tuned!

[Safila]

I think you forgot your sunblock !

[HasiraKali]

Death Eaters and pink... in the same icon.

[Safila]

I'm staring at your what ? and that's why my eyes are green

[Katari]

:thinks: "I have a pointy nose."

[Safila]

"Come here and tell me that to my face, you little coward" ?

[Marikunin]

Next, on Harry Potter Outtakes....

[HasiraKali]

Pie to the face? I thought it was cactus to the face. Oh well

[Safila]

I have a bad cold..ALRIGHT !

[Katari]

"Who knew that killing your brothers could be so much fun!" :jejeje:

[HasiraKali]

Alright. Who ate the rancid burrito?

[Safila]

the botox worked really good didn't it ?

[Katari]

"I could have pity on you and be nice, but...well...why would I waste my time?" :evilgrin:

[Marikunin]

Secondhand smoke my butt!

[Safila]

"What, you didn't say to spit out the cactus spikes first"

[Marikunin]

Note to self....

[Safila]

"what it's not cactus juice, what bear, I didn't see any bear"

[Katari]

"Death Eaters! We eat you...and die...so that's why we're called that! Mwahaha!"

[TX-101]

"hehe! I'm unseen, unpredictable, covered,... i'm busted!"

[Katari]

"I can still fire this thing, ya know!" :haha:

[Safila]

"Just stop staring, I'm allowed a belly button ring if I want one"

[Kimbai]

Robin in in Hogwarts...? XD

[Marikunin]

That soda was stale! Yuck!

[nathalie]

"aww man, was I drooling again in my sleep? *blush*"

[Marikunin]

Fear my manliness!

[Kimbai]

WTF is this crap Im drinking..?

[Safila]

No I don't want you to wipe my bum, I can do it myself..

[lionloversam]

" I think I am both bat-dude and bird-man.

[Stormfury]

"HEY NOW!!! Ready for my Jack Nicholson impression? ..."

[lionloversam]

Rabbit: "You smell like a skunk."

Skunk: "Sorry, I can't help it."

[Marikunin]

This hair gel rocks!

[Noodle]

"It's the new Redbull."

[lionloversam]

" I like diamonds and cigarettes"

[HasiraKali]

And that, your honour, is the real reason the chicken crossed the road. *slams fist into the table*

[lionloversam]

*sings* "Shadowlands"

[Marikunin]

Redbull OWNS!

[lionloversam]

" I think I have rabies"

[Marikunin]

I'm hotter than you, and you know it!

[Kapasa]

hmmmm....Crackabis (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yad1oOw-OUg)

[TX-101]

"Doh! Wait what? huh? doooooh!"

[Kapasa]

Say cheese!

*Boom*

Its not a camera is it?

oh dear....

[TX-101]

"Cheese? Cheeeeeese! noo.. COOKIE!"

[Safila]

My hand is shaking sooo much, cause I just really love guys in uniform

[TX-101]

"ohhh.. i am a boring bounch of letters... " *Yawns*

[HasiraKali]

Note to self: Do not attach cell phone to gun barrel with the phone is set to vibrate.

[Safila]

Hold the torch properly,point at the flies not my eyes you idiot !

[Azerane]

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ,na BATMAN!!! :D

[Marikunin]

The hairdresser messed up my hairdo! Now I look like a bird!

[HasiraKali]

Guy with camera: Dummysayswhat?
Dude in Avvie: Wha?
:lol:

[Daniel]

Guy behind him: OI! FOUR-EYES!

Simba: *grrr*

[HasiraKali]

We can't say anything because we don't have mouths.

[lionloversam]

"This hat sure is heavy."

[HasiraKali]

Donald Trump, you're fired!

[lionloversam]

"I hate it when people call me 'four eyes'."

[TX-101]

"Wanna play a game?! HEY! Hacker!"

[Kimbai]

"Never try to aim a gun when drunk."

[TX-101]

"This s the 200040th time i have to say, GET THE F**** OUT OF MY CAR!!!"

[lionloversam]

"Should I shoot his hand or his head? There is too many choices in life."

[Kapasa]

loreal because im worth it...

[lionloversam]

" Got cookie and milk?"

[TX-101]

"So, there you are!"

[Safila]

My hand is shakihng soo much, he's just sooo cute

[simbamarasa]

come back! i'm sorry i forgot your name, natasha! i mean, nora! er...naomi? aww, gimme a break!

[Safila]

You want me to get anger management classes? NEVER

[Stormfury]

"Look out world!!!... I'm your pimp daddy, now!!!!"

[Marikunin]

Be careful! That stick might be a bomb!

[Ruska]

"Uhm...I don't think we're THAT close, Aang?"

(wow had to google their names and all olol i know absolutely nothing about the cartoon olol only recognised the style olol)

[lionloversam]

Rum is good.

[Safila]

This plastic surgery sure does make it hard to move your eyebrows..

[Kapasa]

Today's Special: Microwaved meerkat

[Ruska]

"I never brush my teeth because I haven't got any."

I'm lame. I know.

[Kimbai]

"New and Improved Gatoraid drink."


Im lamer though. ;)

[Safila]

I just love the Sound Of Music songs, listen everyone, soooo cool

[The-Lioness]

"Oh wow, this is a very nice pedicure"

[Safila]

I'm not a stalker ok, just cause my pawprints were outside your bedroom window 5 days in a row, doesn't mean a thing:evilgrin:

[TX-101]

"...must have slipped my mind."
(how original...)

[lionloversam]

note to self: don't bring the rum on top secret missions

[Marikunin]

"Ready....aim.....yes, for the guy that is trying to walk through the wall!"
(anyone who's played first person shooter games will understand this)

[HasiraKali]

Dude. How much longer am I going to have to hold this pose. My arm's starting to ache.

[Safila]

Man, i LOVE tanning salons.

Yes... it's lame.. but i'm in a non-thinking mood today. :p

[lionloversam]

peace

[Safila]

SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Ngatuny]

One down, three to go

[Safila]

"All i did was kill a few people, spit on some kids and steal some peoples food. And yet they put me behind bars. I've seen worse... Like this one time, i saw a monkey stealing something out of another moneys fur.. and then he ate it to hide the evidence... and HE didn't get put behind bars!"

ahh.. it's a bit lame.. but you get that. :haha:

[Xinithian]

^ My television, my house, my rules.

-you wouldn't understand if you haven't seen those parenting billboards promoting healthier lifestyles for kids.

[Safila]

"You... YOU!!! yoooouuuu!!! You were that horrible person that.. commited a.. a terrible crime! 'What crime?' You may ask. The crime of not knowing how to do the time warp."

[HasiraKali]

I can't believe that Vader guy sold out to CNN... oh wait...

[lionloversam]

okay... who stole my shirt.

[Safila]

I am not a powerpuff groupie !!

[The-Lioness]

"Luke.... I mean.. Simba, I am your father!"

[Lion King Stu]

"Hmmm....did I leave the cooker on"

[Safila]

So what if I like wearing pink sparkly tutus, you gonna come and argue the point?

[lionloversam]

who stole my cigarettes

[Safila]

"COOKIES!!!!!!!!!"

[The-Lioness]

"Help... I'm choking!"

[lionloversam]

" Tell me it is not true..."

[Safila]

"It's true I hate little kids"

[The-Lioness]

"Look. Right there in the back of mouth. I'm getting a tooth!"

[Safila]

ooh ahh is that really ET I see riding his bike up by the moon ?