Stupid Answer Game

[DarkPaw]

Okay, I got this one from another off-topic section of a forum. I know anyone who's reading this already knows I've been particularly prolific in the games section here. Forgive me-the games, I've found, are addicting, and they're also a good way for me to get to know you guys better.:bleen:

So anyway, here's how this one goes: you ask a simple question, and the next person will give a stupid answer, as follows (more or less what someone else said):

HagosTH: Why does ink come out of a pen?

Mr.Muffins: Because it's running away from you before you can abuse it further

So I'll start. :D

Why do computer speakers make noise?

[HasiraKali]

This seem like a fun game. :D And ditto on the getting to know people better. I think that's why I still support this section being around. :)

They're screaming for help because they're sick of being attached to the computer. :D

Why are pompoms called pompoms?

[Daniel]

Originally posted by HasiraKali
Why are pompoms called pompoms?

Cos "Nice and Large Pink Fluffy Things" can be mis-interpreted beyond belief :D

Why was Thor the God of War?

[Stormfury]

Originally posted by Daniel
Why was Thor the God of War?

Because he was the stand-in for Xena: Warrior Princess!

If you glued your big toe to your forehead; how would you get unstuck?

[Dyani]

Lick your elbow and rub your knee.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

Cookie goes to the one that knows where the lyric comes from! ;)

[Monai]

It's from 'Close to You' by the Carpenters. And the reason is that I'm wearing bird pheromones.

Why does the US spell 'colour' without a 'u'?

[Aurelian]

Because we ran out of "U's" while creating the word "Blue".

If water freezes at 32 degrees, why does the river still flow at 30 degrees?

[DarkPaw]

Because the river was an over-achiever in school.

Why do wolves howl?

[Katari]

You would to, if you had to kill your food. :rolleyes:

Why am I male?

[Aurelian]

Because sombody stuck a stamp on you, then shoved you in a mailbox.

Why did all the spambots suddenly stop appearing in Lea?

[Katari]

Because DarkElf -- a.k.a PhantomBPR -- got bored with making them. :grrr:

Why has God never made a post on Lea? :lol:

[Aurelian]

Actually, we just don't know that he does! See, take the name "God", spell it backwards, change the "D" to an "R", and double the "O". Who would have ever guessed that the insane evil genius, Roog, was really God in disguise? :lol:

[Katari]

Not me. :haha: Roog=God. That's scary. :gasp:

If Roog is God, should I recant my faith in the supreme, eternally existent, ever-present, all-powerful Creator? :lol:

[Stormfury]

Originally posted by Katari
If Roog is God, should I recant my faith in the supreme, eternally existent, ever-present, all-powerful Creator? :lol:

No. Because he'll throw you into nothingness-ness.

What would you do if you found a dinosaur wearing a leisure suit ?

[DarkPaw]

Ask him what his opinion was about fossil fuel.

Why do mice have tails but hamsters don't?

[lionloversam]

because they would chew them off.

Why do I like coffee so much?

[DarkPaw]

Because you have a potentially fatal caffeine deficiency and you need coffee to keep you from going through withdrawals.

Why do have have hair and not fur?

[Kapasa]

The creature "have" has hair, so it can fly in the air towards the fair, whilst eating a purple pear.

It...um...helps with aerodynamics..and the "swoosh effect".

How come if I want to turn my computer off, that I have to click "start"?

[DarkPaw]

Dur, I messed up. :D

Because you're computer is secretly trying to get you to find something else to do besides turn it off.

How come no matter how hard you try it's impossible to catch your refrigerator without the light on inside?

[lion_roog]

Because your fridge is not like mine where the light doesn't work most of the time...:D

What makes the world go round?

[DarkPaw]

A big gigantic chimpanzee who's trying to hold the galactic-record for spinning a spherical object on a finger-let's hope he doesn't drop it. :D

Why did Nala's eyes REALLY turn blue in SP?

[lion_roog]

Because blue eyes are in, gurlfriend...:diva:

What is up with the braille at drive thru ATMs?

[DarkPaw]

Secretly, blind people are trying to take over our finances. OOH, bad Karma...:D

Why does everyone hate Ebay?

[Stormfury]

Originally posted by DarkPaw
Why does everyone hate Ebay?

Because its archnemesis "zBay" has mind-controlling devices that make everyone Hate eBay.

Why does Uranus or "Ouranos" travel on an elliptical orbit?

[lionloversam]

It is a scientific mystery.

How come stuff is made of atoms, if we can't see the atoms?

[DarkPaw]

Because the atoms have awesome invisibility cloaks like Harry Potter (gag).

Why do cars look like they have faces? Was that intentional?

[lion_roog]

Because subconsciously everything has to have a face...especially if it's animated.

Why is it hot in the desert?

[Ronno Fanatic]

Why is it hot in the desert? [/B]

Cause the Lord spilt coffee all over it and it never cooled off.

I hope that wasn't too blastphemous...
:alone:

Why do I think Teen Simba is the hottest thing on earth?

[Stormfury]

Originally posted by Ronno Fanatic
Why do I think Teen Simba is the hottest thing on earth?

Because he was on the cover of all teen glamour magazines.

Why does a woodpecker peck trees?

[Dyani]

Cos if he pecked bushes, he'd be a bushpecker!

Why does toliet tissue always get stuck to your foot?

[Stormfury]

Originally posted by Dyani
Why does toliet tissue always get stuck to your foot?

Because your foot thinks it's a butt.

Why does red taste so much like blue?

[lionloversam]

you must be color blind...


Why does it burn my mouth when I drink hot sauce that is really spicy?

[Dyani]

Because your mouth screams *DAMMIT ITS HAWT!* and proceeds to create fire from said sauce. :evilgrin:

Why do termites like biting Nuka?

[Stormfury]

Originally posted by Dyani
Why do termites like biting Nuka?

Because he tastes like chicken.

Why's granny so greasy?