Story game

[Kapasa]

Yet another useless, annoying game here folks!

THE THREE WORD STORY GAME:

- dont post twice in a row
- be as wacky and imaginative as you wish

Okay i'll start:

In a galaxy

[Monai]

(Am wondering whether such a thread violates the rules, though if the mental image game can get away with it, who's to say this is wrong as well?)

my friend was

[Noodle]

very silly and

[Monai]

he decided to

[Noodle]

grow a plant

[Monai]

so he bought

[Kapasa]

a very very

(sorry if this breaks rules but there is other games her as you said)

[Simba Marasa]

smelly prickly cactus

[King Simba]

that had spikes as sharp as a

[Nephilim]

Originally posted by King Simba
that had spikes as sharp as a


THE THREE WORD STORY GAME:

a gathering of

[King Simba]

((Damn, sorry. Missed that one. :woeisme: ))

sharp objects like

[Simba Marasa]

broken glass shards

[Daniel]

with remarkable elasticity....

[Simba Marasa]

like bouncy rubberbands

[2 Die FR]

which poked a

[Simba Marasa]

gaping holes in

[Kenyi]

a fish's eye

[2 Die FR]

which was swimming

[Simba Marasa]

in a vat

[2 Die FR]

of pure vinegar

(poor fishey :( )

[Simba Marasa]

flavored strawberry juice

[Kenyi]

with regurgitated oatmeal.

[Simba Marasa]

Later that evening,

[lion_roog]

the Fresh Prince

[Simba Marasa]

choked on a

[lion_roog]

French Poodle with

[Simba Marasa]

pickles and lemonaide

[lion_roog]

While the crazy

[Simba Marasa]

outlander danced on

[lion_roog]

the fires of

[Simba Marasa]

rapidly melting m&ms

[lion_roog]

before she let

[Simba Marasa]

the cat out

[lion_roog]

of the bag.

[Simba Marasa]

The next morning

[lion_roog]

an insane man

[Simba Marasa]

wearing nothing but

[lion_roog]

a thong and

[Simba Marasa]

flip-flops, muttered, "so

[lion_roog]

what this be,

[Simba Marasa]

error codes a'borning

[lion_roog]

Like every morning

[Neola]

when he did

[lion_roog]

Nothing of sorts

[Simba Marasa]

nuts and bolts

[Kapasa]

the most amazing

[lion_roog]

Design" Then he

[Simba Marasa]

passed out on

[Kapasa]

his way back

[Neola]

to the fabulous

[lion_roog]

house of Roog!

[Neola]

-_-

Where he found

[Kapasa]

Roog building a

[lion_roog]

cage for his

[Neola]

obvious yet unproven

[lion_roog]

ability to kick

[Neola]

*** while discovering

[lion_roog]

the finer things

[Neola]

of what he

[Kapasa]

viciously fought for

[Simba Marasa]

despite his obvious

[Kapasa]

terrible weakness for

[Monai]

the three sorcerers:

[Simba Marasa]

who had french-fries

[Kapasa]

as broom sticks

[Simba Marasa]

and wore floppy

[Monai]

earmuffs and scarves

[Simba Marasa]

while singing loudly

[Fire_Hazard]

to Bohemian Rhapsody.

[Simba Marasa]

Meanwhile, back at

[TakaTiger]

the coke factory

[Matt_1103]

dogs and cats

[Noodle]

were chewing buttons

[Kapasa]

unfortunately containing Salminella

[Simba Marasa]

resistant to antibiotics

[Kapasa]

and Sulphuric Acid.

[Simba Marasa]

Suddenly there arose

[Kapasa]

a huge monster

[Simba Marasa]

with sickeningly cute

[TakaTiger]

morning breath and

[Simba Marasa]

three perky cheerleaders

[Kenyi]

Mo, Curly, and Shemp

[Simba Marasa]

who had no

[Kenyi]

No business whatsoever

[Matt_1103]

drinking the coke

[Simba Marasa]

and rum punch.

[lionloversam]

suddenly freaked out

[Simba Marasa]

About that time,

[Matt_1103]

the dancing warriors

[Simba Marasa]

waving deadly sporks

[TakaTiger]

and swore at

[Simba Marasa]

nine flying fishies

[Kapasa]

who immediately replied

[Simba Marasa]

so's yer mom!!!

[Matt_1103]

However, there were

[Simba Marasa]

specific logistical roadblocks

[Matt_1103]

standing 5 miles

[Kapasa]

apart from Aberdeen

[Simba Marasa]

which consisted of

[Kapasa]

a fiendishly complicated

[Simba Marasa]

games of snookers

[Kapasa]

, twister, guess who and countdown.

[Simba Marasa]

The sun rose

[Kapasa]

for the last

[Simba Marasa]

time that day,

[Kapasa]

as a comet

[Simba Marasa]

casting rays of

[Kapasa]

radioactive anti-neutrinos into

[Simba Marasa]

toasted salad croutons

[Kapasa]

this resulted in

[Simba Marasa]

eating starburst fruit-chews

[Kapasa]

. Then Simba decided

by the way i think i might be allergic to starburst last time i had one i started vomitting for oh about 5 hrs. Either that or it may be because i ate a whole bag about the size of a bag of crisps (if your american then potato chips?) Gasp* everyone knows my weaknesss!*

[Simba Marasa]

A WHOLE BAG??? maybe it was the size factor...

to go skiing

[Kapasa]

down pride rock!

yep a whole bag, i had to unwrap each one.
If only i could have it just injected straight into my blood.......

Why eat the whole thing.... why put the scissors in the sockets in the phys. lab?, why drink (dilute) HCL in the chem. lab?

I dunno im waging war on the taste buds so then i can eat healthy crappy food such as muslii without complaining. its just sawdust and leaves!

[Simba Marasa]

you will have to after all of this...

Nala's skis were

[Kapasa]

beginning to sing???!!!!! (its time for a sing along)

[Simba Marasa]

Can U feel

[Kapasa]

the love tonight

[Simba Marasa]

(the hip-hop version)

[Kapasa]

with disco lights!

[Simba Marasa]

Now everybody dance

[Kapasa]

to the music

[TakaTiger]

and they did

[Monai]

something rather extraordinary

[LunarCat]

since the dawn

[Simba Marasa]

wouldn't go away

[Kapasa]

not now not

[Simba Marasa]

or until never

[Kapasa]

. Bob said to

[Simba Marasa]

hand it over

[Kapasa]

the secret stash

[Simba Marasa]

the sacred stash

[Noodle]

had started to

[Simba Marasa]

make funny noises

[Kapasa]

from under the

[Simba Marasa]

starched white apron

[Monai]

which was, unusually,

[Simba Marasa]

animated, flapping wildly

[Kapasa]

in the air.

[Simba Marasa]

Startled, they flew

[Monai]

to Bangkok, where

[Kapasa]

they met a

[Simba Marasa]

sleezy diamond dealer

[Kapasa]

who lived near

[Simba Marasa]

seven swans a'swimming

[Kapasa]

(a fancy restaurant)

[Simba Marasa]

that served curries

[Kapasa]

made from the

[Monai]

endangered Hawai'ian crow

[Kapasa]

,now extinct crow!

[Monai]

Later that day,

[Kapasa]

a blue creature

[Simba Marasa]

blowing blue bubbles

[Monai]

was feeling blue,

[Kapasa]

because blue Bob

[Simba Marasa]

bought blue bacon

[Kapasa]

before Billy bit

[Simba Marasa]

bright blue barracudas

[Kapasa]

betrothed between blue

[Simba Marasa]

banded beanie babies

[Kapasa]

below baked beans

[Simba Marasa]

but before brineshrimp

[Kapasa]

billy banished bob

[Simba Marasa]

blithly babbling bunjee

[Monai]

bats baked bread

[Simba Marasa]

bonifide british baguettes

[Monai]

but baguettes be

[Simba Marasa]

bulbous buttered bricks

[Monai]

because biscuits beat

[Kapasa]

bees by boredom

[Simba Marasa]

but brandish brass

[TX-101]

was...*and narrator shots himself*

[Kapasa]

shame on yeee.... thou broke thas chain of b's

anyway continuing on normally now: ate lovely muffins

[Monai]

but, unfortunately, they

[Kapasa]

unleashed a terrible

[Simba Marasa]

bloating botulinum bug

(you don't have to continue with the b's (glares at TX) but i was saving this and have to use it or it wil go bad...)

[Kapasa]

(okayyy...... )

which tore through

[Monai]

the wall to

[Simba Marasa]

inflict dreadful hiccupping

[Kapasa]

from apple exposure

[Simba Marasa]

however, later they

[Kapasa]

demonstrated reverse osmosis!

[Simba Marasa]

inhaling toasted cheeses

[Kapasa]

while stopping Marasa

[Simba Marasa]

from marrying kapasa

[Kapasa]

. Everyone was relieved

[Simba Marasa]

except for Kapasa

[Monai]

at the disco

[Kapasa]

looking very blue

[Simba Marasa]

spending blue dollars

[Kapasa]

( your scaring me i wrote that on another site, your seriously scary)

for blue shoes.

[Simba Marasa]

i know. don't panic. monei's nation states post. cute flag.

But before they

[Kapasa]

spyed and stalked

[Simba Marasa]

the wild celery

[Kapasa]

where, they found

[Simba Marasa]

brightly burning brass

[Kapasa]

playing the song

[Simba Marasa]

of kamakazi butterflies

[Kapasa]

into Marasa's Fortress

[Simba Marasa]

to have tea

[Kapasa]

whilst disscusing world

[Simba Marasa]

domination and waffles.

[Kapasa]

Later the nuclear

[Simba Marasa]

threat assessment committee

[Kapasa]

also had tea

[Simba Marasa]

and radioactive crumpets

[Kapasa]

glowing bright green.

[Simba Marasa]

They cheerfully decided

[Kapasa]

to walk over

[Simba Marasa]

an active cauldera

[Kapasa]

whilst skiping around

[Simba Marasa]

like silly little

[Kapasa]

Kapasas as far

[Simba Marasa]

we could contain

[Kapasa]

them impossible they

[Simba Marasa]

fluttered over the

[Kapasa]

fence like sheep,

[Simba Marasa]

dipped in chocolate

[Kapasa]

and sprinkled with

[Simba Marasa]

frozen peanut m&ms

[Kapasa]

. The sheep however

[Simba Marasa]

decided to stampede

[Kapasa]

into the gorge.

[Simba Marasa]

Later that day,

[Kapasa]

they did stampede

[Simba Marasa]

over to McDonalds

[Kapasa]

to eat mutton.

[Simba Marasa]

These cannibalistic sheep

[Kapasa]

staple food was

[Simba Marasa]

mouldy lettuce leaves

[Kapasa]

infested with maggots

[Simba Marasa]

(high in protein)

[Kapasa]

and in fibre.

[Kimbai]

But the maggots

[Simba Marasa]

wanted to dance

[Kapasa]

around the fire

[Simba Marasa]

and toast marshmallows

[Kapasa]

for good luck.

[Simba Marasa]

One dark night

[Kapasa]

they creeped into

[Simba Marasa]

the chocolate factory

[Kapasa]

. "Again?!" Said I.

[Kimbai]

"yes" said Kimbai.

[Simba Marasa]

"Well, get out!"

[Kimbai]

And they said

[Simba Marasa]

"Like, no, dude..."

[Kimbai]

And the kitten

[Simba Marasa]

squished them flat.

[Kapasa]

Lo and behold

[Kimbai]

the pepper monkey