Story game

[Kapasa]

broke into the

[Kimbai]

lea forum an

[Kapasa]

terrorised everyone including

[Kimbai]

roog and Safila

[Kapasa]

who screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

[Simba Marasa]

not the monkeeeeeeey!

[Kapasa]

So it charged

[Simba Marasa]

into a crowd

[Kapasa]

of lea members

[Simba Marasa]

who immedietly tried

[Kapasa]

to climb the

[Simba Marasa]

empire state building

[Kapasa]

but slipped off

[Simba Marasa]

into the abyss

[Kapasa]

of New York

[Simba Marasa]

pizza restaurants that

[Kapasa]

broke the fall

[Simba Marasa]

by getting squished.

[Kimbai]

So the pizza

[Simba Marasa]

enforcement commission decided

[Kapasa]

to arrest the

[Simba Marasa]

falling lea members

[Kapasa]

who are called

[Kimbai]

the kitten exterminators.

[Kapasa]

Meanwhile in the

[Safila]

land of sparklers

[Simba Marasa]

three bold lions

[Safila]

played with sparklers

[Kapasa]

because its Wednesday.

[Simba Marasa]

But this Wednesday

[Kapasa]

was unusual because

[Safila]

things were dying

[Simba Marasa]

to go dancing

[Safila]

with some sparklers

[Kimbai]

and elephants in

[Kapasa]

some tomato soup

[Simba Marasa]

and grilled cheese

[Kapasa]

with crispy bacon

[Simba Marasa]

, but suddenly a

[Kapasa]

Ninja ambushed them

[Simba Marasa]

screaming, "not the

[Safila]

sporks coming with

[Simba Marasa]

the happy-meals!"

[Safila]

And then the

[Simba Marasa]

Ninja began to

[Kapasa]

do the hula

[Simba Marasa]

while twirrling several

[Kapasa]

swords, axes, maces

[Simba Marasa]

plus a bottle

[Kapasa]

and a chainsaw

[Simba Marasa]

named "florence" that

[Kapasa]

was terribly rusty!

[Simba Marasa]

Suddenly someone screamed

[Kapasa]

"Nooo not again!"

[Simba Marasa]

Then Godzilla attacked

[TakaTiger]

along with mothra

[Kapasa]

, Scar and Vader.

[TakaTiger]

but the resistance

[Simba Marasa]

in shiney new

[Kapasa]

X-Wings defeated them.

[Simba Marasa]

But suddenly, Vader

[Kapasa]

used the force

[Safila]

to make everyone

[Avalon]

into daisies, while

[Safila]

scar pranced around

[Jackandsimba]

in a tutu

[Kapasa]

singing be prepared

[Simba Marasa]

to bake cookies

[Shatara]

until he tripped

[Safila]

when he danced

[Simba Marasa]

scattering chocolate chips

[Safila]

thru evryones hair

[Simba Marasa]

and chopped walnuts

[Safila]

with whipped cream

[Simba Marasa]

into simba's waffles

[Safila]

oohhh noooo he

[Simba Marasa]

yelled at zira,

[Katari]

who was dancing with him in a pink maid's dress

[Simba Marasa]

(only three words at a time, please...them's the rulz...)

and a feather-duster

[Safila]

with sparklers on

[Simba Marasa]

her glittery crown

[Safila]

Which then flew

[Simba Marasa]

over a field

[Safila]

and landed in

[Simba Marasa]

a gigantic puddle

[Safila]

of cow dung

[Kapasa]

. Meanwhile dung bettles

[Simba Marasa]

organized a party

[Kapasa]

in celebration of

[Simba Marasa]

emperor palatine's toothache

[Safila]

which really annoyed

[Simba Marasa]

many killer kittens

[Safila]

who were soft

[Simba Marasa]

but dangerously evil

[Kapasa]

locked under ground

[Simba Marasa]

plotting their escape

[Safila]

while sharpening their

[Simba Marasa]

cute lil claws

[Safila]

on a clump

[Simba Marasa]

of splintered diamonds

[Safila]

. Also some snails

[Simba Marasa]

ate ham sanwiches

[lion_roog]

while tippin' on

[Simba Marasa]

bubbly pink champagne

[lion_roog]

served in lovely

[Simba Marasa]

crystal flower vases

[lion_roog]

as the other

[Safila]

three eyed slimey

[Simba Marasa]

mutated slorgs waltzed

[Safila]

around a sombrero

[lion_roog]

Hollering like vatos

[Simba Marasa]

, leonine cacophanies that

[lion_roog]

sought lucious luxuries

[Safila]

while having a

[Katari]

giant Marshmellow Peep :eww:

[Simba Marasa]

and assorted jellybeans.

[Kapasa]

But in Peru

[Simba Marasa]

some colorful llamas

[Kapasa]

drank pineapple juice

[Kovu The Lion]

and looked to

[Safila]

see where all

[Simba Marasa]

the pretty landmines

[Safila]

were. The landmines

[Simba Marasa]

which were colored

[Safila]

pink and purple

[Simba Marasa]

with sparkly stars

[Safila]

and glitter. Then

[Simba Marasa]

Scar ordered espresso

[Safila]

and some donuts

[Daniel]

for his mother

[Safila]

because she couldnt

[Simba Marasa]

fly the helicopter

[lion_roog]

into the deep

[Simba Marasa]

green rainforest where

[Kapasa]

umpa lumpa lived.

[Simba Marasa]

Meanwhile, back at

[Safila]

zoogalyeedalyo land there

[Simba Marasa]

were several irate

[Safila]

6 inch donkeys

[Kapasa]

collecting many stamps

[Safila]

for their fluffy

[Kapasa]

wuffy cute fuzzy

[Safila]

itsy bitsy multicolored

[Simba Marasa]

adorable neopet collection

[Kapasa]

which was lost!

[Simba Marasa]

"OHHHHH NNOOOOOOs!!!!" they

[Kapasa]

vomited with rage,

[Simba Marasa]

(summoning the janitor)

[Kapasa]

poor poor janitor

[Simba Marasa]

wiith his mop

[Kapasa]

busy working again

[Simba Marasa]

on his jigsaw

[Kapasa]

of Mona Lisa

[Simba Marasa]

playing snookers at

[Kapasa]

Blackpool Tower Casino

[Simba Marasa]

blindfolded and smoking

[Kapasa]

looking uglier than

[Safila]

roogy in a

[Simba Marasa]

frilly lavender gown

[lion_roog]

:grrr:

Then Roogy decided

[Safila]

to have a

[Simba Marasa]

huge coming-out party

[Safila]

with sparklers galore

[Simba Marasa]

and a gigantic

[Safila]

dartboard with pictures

[Simba Marasa]

of roogy grinning

[lion_roog]

Lika a crazy

[Simba Marasa]

pink fluffy bunny

[Safila]

with a lopsided

[Simba Marasa]

birthday cake and

[Safila]

sporks on his

[Simba Marasa]

asparagus. Suddenly Safila

[Safila]

kicked him up

[Simba Marasa]

to the edge

[Safila]

and over the

[Simba Marasa]

cliff, and he

[Safila]

screamed as he

[Simba Marasa]

spotted the spiders

[Safila]

with green saliva

[Simba Marasa]

scurrying rapidly into

[lion_roog]

my shirt pocket.

[Simba Marasa]

"Ewwww!" they said.

[lion_roog]

At the sight

[lion_roog]

of Marasa and

[Simba Marasa]

her helicopter gunships

[lion_roog]

which refers to

[Simba Marasa]

instruments of war,

[lion_roog]

in her shirt

[Safila]

hidden very well

[Simba Marasa]

a small nuke

[Safila]

and large flamethrower

[lion_roog]

of huge and monumental

[Safila]

size and shape

[lion_roog]

like a big

[Safila]

red burst watermelon

[lion_roog]

in the shade.

[Safila]

rain poured down

[lion_roog]

drenching the ground

[Safila]

worms were dying

[lion_roog]

I don't understand

[Safila]

why caterpillars eating

[lion_roog]

turtles of death have

[Safila]

become ninja turtles

[Simba Marasa]

on the weekends

[Safila]

they are barbies

[Simba Marasa]

playing beach vollyball

[lion_roog]

at Ken's awesome

[Simba Marasa]

malibu gay bar

[lion_roog]

with Big Gay

[Simba Marasa]

and happy dolphins

[lion_roog]

frolicing free for

[Simba Marasa]

once, while waiting

[lion_roog]

for Roogy to

[Simba Marasa]

stop breathing air

[lion_roog]

Meanwhile Marasa looks

[Simba Marasa]

smashing in green

[lion_roog]

and black mini-skirts with

[Simba Marasa]

chain mail armour

[Safila]

and blue lipstick.

[Simba Marasa]

On another planet

[Safila]

Safila and her

[Simba Marasa]

evil green fuzzles

[Kapasa]

built flying saucers

[Simba Marasa]

in preperation for

[lion_roog]

the invasion of

[Simba Marasa]

disneyworld where they

[Safila]

sat in rollercoasters

[Simba Marasa]

and threw peanuts

[Ciara]

on Mickey who

[Safila]

had a fit

[Ciara]

bug in his

[Safila]

fuzzy jean pocket

[Ciara]

with the color

[Safila]

neon green and

[Ciara]

lighted up the

[Safila]

under ground tunnel

[Ciara]

where a huge

[Safila]

black hairy spider

[Ciara]

crawled on a

[Kapasa]

teletubby electric toothbrush.

[Simba Marasa]

Cinderella's fairy godmother

[Kapasa]

brushed her teeth

[Kapasa]

rusty barbed wire.

[Ciara]

a big blue

[Kapasa]

dog named Clifford

[Noodle]

an opera house

[Kapasa]

safe from danger

[Kapasa]

but not from

[Ciara]

that love to

[TakaTiger]

obtain chickens from