The Ol' "What If?" Game

[Fire_Hazard]

TOTAL RANDOMNESS!

Let's play the "What if?" game. Here's how it works. The person asks a question and has the option of giving options for the answer. The person that sees the question and answers it. The person that answered it then asks a question. I'll start.

What if a girl/guy approaches you and asks you all in front of your friends, "So, did you enjoy last night?". What would you do?

[Kovu The Lion]

I would say

"Heck yeah, but you were a bit slow for my libido baby"


hmm

What if someone came out of you from no where and started hitting on you?

Oo

i dunno if I did this right or not xD

[Fire_Hazard]

:lol: Yeah KTL! Your doing it right. I'll answer:

I would say: Well, is your father God? I think he is because he took the stars and put them in your eyes.

If you had a choice between these two things, what would you do?

1) Run across a major highway with only trash can lids covering your naked body.

2) Go into a newspaper press and say "STOP THE PRESSES!" and give a piece of paper to the editor saying to put "THE LION KING ROCKS" on the front page".

[lionloversam]

I would choose number 2.


What would you do if it was against the law to watch TLK?

[Daniel]

Originally posted by lionloversam
What would you do if it was against the law to watch TLK?

i would set fire to the people who made the law

What would you do if you saw an old enemy choking?

[This Land]

Make sure the Food stays in his throat :evilgrin:

What Happans if any of TLK cast joined Lea?

[Daniel]

Originally posted by This land
Make sure the Food stays in his throat :evilgrin:

What Happans if any of TLK cast joined Lea?

i'd refuse to believe it was them :p

What would you do if you saw someone swallowing a hamster?

[This Land]

Slap him in the face and told him to always have a bit of mustard with it. :p

What would you do if if sombody took all the keys off your keyboard and put them back in the wrong places, Turned ur screen resolution to 320x480, 8 bit coloures, and reversed the movements of ur mouse? :gasp:

[lionloversam]

If I knew who it was, I would kindly ask them to pay for the damages. If they refused I would call my mafia cousins. :lol:

What would you do if you found a slightly torn simba fursuit on the street covered in mud with the head piece smashed?

[This Land]

Fix It, stuff it with feathers and Sell it on Ebay saying it was used By Jermany Irons to wash his Car

What if The Person Going to Post Below Stopped Breathing :p

[lionloversam]

Then I would start hitting my head against the screen while trying to get my breath back.


What if the person below has smokers cough from second hand smoke?

[TakaTiger]

i would deal with it cause im a smoker

What if you forgot how to type?

[lionloversam]

I can't type without looking at the keyboard anyway.

What if I stole your cigarettes? :evilgrin:

[Azerane]

Originally posted by This land
Fix It, stuff it with feathers and Sell it on Ebay saying it was used By Jermany Irons to wash his Car

Haha :lol: Good one TL ;)

^I don't have any for you to steal :p

What if Lea doesn't really exist... what if it was all created, and all the members, by one person just to trick you...!:gasp:

[Aurelian]

^Lord, sombody intelligent to come up with such a scheme, have the sence of humor of all these people, and oves TLK animals as much as I do? I would hope he/she was very attractive, as i would make them mine!

What would you do if, after a long day at work/school, you came home in a bad mood, and your favorite pet climbed into/rested their head in your lap, and said "I'm sorry you had a rough day, but I am here now." as plain as day in your native launguage?

[This Land]

Originally posted by Azerane
Haha :lol: Good one TL ;)
Hehe Thanks :D

For roq's question...
I would start teaching it german instead :cheese:

What would you do if you found out "The Force" is with you?

[lionloversam]

Sell it on ebay

What would you do if the internet was out lawed?

[Fire_Hazard]

Rules are meant to be broken right? :p

What if a lion broke into your school and followed you everywhere you went? (Think of the possibilties :p)?

[Sombolia]

I'd call animal control, because pssh, I don't want some smelly animal following me around.


What wouldja do if your favorite band broke up?

[lionloversam]

I would say 'oh well, they were good while they lasted."

What would you do if you were on a sinking boat in shark infested waters with no life raft?

[Cobalt]

Try not to bleed, or look like a seal.

What if you suddenly had no access to modern technology anymore?

[This Land]

I would write a fanfiction on a typrwriter, while eating a hotdog cooked on a open fire and listen to the worlds first radio.

What if You turned into a Hobbit

[lionloversam]

Shave my hairy feet.

What if I got a tattoo of everybody's fursona on my back (unlikely to happen, cost too much:evilgrin:)

[Fire_Hazard]

That would be awesome! :wow: I never though of that! Although, you are right. It would be expensive. :(

What if you won a contest to Africa to go a safari in Kenya?

[TakaTiger]

I would go on it and enjoy it as much as possable :P

What if all the Air Turned into Acid

[lionloversam]

The everybody's lungs will start to turn to liquid and they will drown in their own body fluids.

What if it rained beer?

[TakaTiger]

i would stay inside because i do not drink

what if Eisner took over the world and made a seaqual to it?

[lionloversam]

By the way we talk about him, I feel there may be a angry mob after him.

What if all the meat turned to tofu?

[Cobalt]

I guess I'd not be eating meat anymore. :p

What if you found out you were allergic to yourself?

[lionloversam]

I would shave my head bald and hopes that helps.


What would you do if your plaine crashes in the middle of nowhere and the only tools you have is a magnify glass because security took away your pocket knife and lighter?

Oh yeah, and you are the only survivor

[This Land]

I Would Have to Refrian from Touching or eating myself :p

What if this post never existed?

[Cobalt]

Then I'd have nothing to post here. :( :p

What if you went to the hospital with a medical emergency and found out that all the medical staff had quit, and the only workers left were the janitors?

[This Land]

I would be injected with floor cleaner to put me to sleep for the operation which he uses his keys to cut me open and uses his hoover for a blood transfer and then all stitched back up with all purpose glue:lol:

What if the poster below had no fingers

[lionloversam]

I would not be able to post this.

What if spring break was a evil government plan to take over the world?

[Shadow]

i would bring the evil government down! xP

what if everyone where TLKised (a made up word meaning that everyone would be lions and lionesses in a TLK world xP)

so heres my qwestion (sp) what if everyone where lions like in TLK ?! :3

[Fire_Hazard]

I would then spend the day looking for something to eat, look for someone to cuddle, and maybe if I have time, lick myself. :p

What if you suddenly became your fursona?

[lionloversam]

I would starting sleeping outside and start eating neighbours and local wildlife.

What if you had a third arm?

[TakaTiger]

i would have less typos, and more multitasking skills

what if Movies were considered Illegal? :o

[lionloversam]

Then I would be in prison for possesion of mass quanities of illegal substances.

What if I gave up coffee for a year :eek:

[sanngi_kujieleza]

hmmm let me take a wild guess...you would have dags under your eyes,be sleepy all day and you won`t be able to seeeeee properly and you would walk up to the next man you seeeee and say,'That`s a very preety dress maam.'


What if someone used black mail to make you wear a pink lacey dress?

[lionloversam]

I would say the school bully threatened to kill me if I did not give it to him. :lol:

What if it was illeagal to drive a car anywhere?

[Cobalt]

Well, with the way I drive that might not be a bad idea.

I think I'd be investing in a horse however.

What if you woke up 2 feet shorter then you were the previous day?

[lionloversam]

I would cry. I can't imagine being 3' 6".

What if you woke up and you had no memory of any language and you couldn't make sense of the 'sounds' people were making at you?

[Cobalt]

Geez. Sounds like me every morning untill I've had coffee.

What if you had your own personal entourage?

[TakaTiger]

I would feel special


What if you had super powers :o

[lionloversam]

I would sell them on ebay.


What if all the food left in the world was a can of refried beans and a bottle of vodka and it was located it a steal chest at the bottom of the ocean and only you knew where it was?

[Sombolia]

I'd sell the refried beans and drink the vodka.. might as well enjoy myself as we all starve to death!

What if.. vodka was the only thing to drink, then?

[This Land]

I would have some pretty darn big hangovers :P

Whast if you saw a nuclear bomb outside with 10 seconds left on the Counter

[Cobalt]

I know I had 10 seconds untill I was destroyed on a atomic level. Just enough time to grab a drink...

What if you suddely became immune to the laws of physics?

[lionloversam]

I would start jumping off buildings and stuff like that just for fun.


What if a lion appeared out of nowhere and pinned you down and started looking at you like "dinner time".

[Cobalt]

I would hope it at least made it a quick death.

What if you were were trapped inside your home?

[lionloversam]

I would pace back and forth like a caged lion.

What if all the beer in the world was non-alcholic?

[Cobalt]

Time to switch to Vodka maybe? :p

What if you became radioactive?

[lionloversam]

I would start huging people I hated.

What if I started using this smilie in every post: :licks:

[Daniel]

i would assault you with a nice big spanner :D

what if one of your friends nearly ran you over due to total incompetence?

[Cobalt]

I'd be keeping well away from that person.

What if you woke up witha tattoo in the middle of your forehead of a rather unflattering nickname?

[lionloversam]

I would try to remove it with a steak knife.

What if your school started serving you canned dog food for lunch.

[Sombolia]

I would laugh; I don't eat lunch at school.

What if your favorite pet ran away?

[Utora]

I'd search for it, for years. Then, get something better that ' doesn't ' run away.

What if someone took a feek in your seat, and you sat in it?

[WhiteLion]

If feek means what i think it does then I would probobly be calling a ambulance :evilgrin:





What would u do if you woke up one morning and found that you had grown a tail and ears of you're fav. animal ?

[lionloversam]

I would think I was still dreaming....

What if this board suddenly disappeared?

[Noodle]

Not come on XD

What if a group of evil elves attack your house ?

[WhiteLion]

With all of the firepower I have I'd take them out and half the block :ayecapn:



what if you found a jar with a million dollars in it buried in you're backyard ?

[This Land]

I Would take The Jar To Gusiness World Records, Because i mean, it would have to be a Big Jar :D

What if every circuler thing was made out of pizza

[Daniel]

i'd get twice as much pizza on my plate :D

what if snow was made of icing?

[Tiikeri]

Then I would enjoy snow a lot more than I currently do.


What if you could stop time? oO

[Snuffles]

Originally posted by Tiikeri
Then I would enjoy snow a lot more than I currently do.


What if you could stop time? oO

I would sleep for an eternity then plot an evil and cunning plot to become a billionere.

What would you do if could change your appearence(sp)?

[Azerane]

I wouldn't :p

What if the moon really was made of cheese?

[WhiteLion]

Then i'd be devising a way to ship it to earth and sell it "Space Cheese !" :p



What if you're computer came to life and started talking to you, while disconected from the net and the power was turned off ?

[Cobalt]

Depanding on what it was willing to do, that could be really awesome, otherwise....<loads shotgun>

What if you went into work and were told that henceforth you were not allowed to leave for *any* reason? (Includes quitting)

[TakaTiger]

I would do a really crappy job in what i do to get fired

What if all the electronice in the world stoped working at once? :o

[Xanahti]

I would probably die from withdrawal symptom.

What if someone came up to you and started humping your leg?

[TakaTiger]

i would point them into the direction of someon who will enjoy the humping

what if you could see the future :o

[WhiteLion]

Then I'd get a lot of lottety tickets and horse race bets and be a very rich Lion :cheese:


what if you woke up to find everyone was a zombie ?

[TakaTiger]

Id go Hunting!

What if you were forced to listen to crappy music for the rest of your life? :o

[Sombolia]

Haha, well most people see the music I like as crappy anyways. ;]

What would you do if you were forced to listen to a band/singer you hated for the rest of your life, rather?

[Cobalt]

I think I'd have my ears sewn shut. (Hey, could be the next fassion trend. You never know. :P)

What if humans breathed Methane, instead of Oxygen?

[lionloversam]

I would light a match and hold my breath.


What if I got 'lionloversam' tattooed across my forehead.

[WhiteLion]

You'd have to post a pic here on lea halalela :P



what if you had the choice of being turning into a lion / lioness and keeping all you're memories and ability to speak the languages you do now...

[Sombolia]

I would decline. Not politely, though. Hahaaaa.

What if you suddenly found yourself in the middle of a savannah covered in fur struggling to survive every day.. oh wait.

[lionloversam]

I would go hunting. I am hungry right now. I think I might go hunt down some leftover pizza about now.


What if you forgot how to speak english, but spoke the 'language of tigers' instead.

[Sombolia]

Wellll, I'd either have to- A: find a way to fix it; B: spend all my time at the zoo [not fun]; or C: kill myself. Hmmm.

What if, for the rest of your life, you had to watch reruns of your favorite show?

[WhiteLion]

hmmmmmm...I think i'd go crazy and shoot myself...


What if all the music in the world dissapeared except depressing country music?


BTW, I personaly hate country music :P

[lionloversam]

I would grab a bottle of whiskey and listen to "whiskey lalaby(spelling?)"

What is every plant turned to tobacco.

[Cobalt]

I think I would get smoked off the face of the earth.

What if every action you undertook was required to be approved by the gov't?

[lionloversam]

I would be forced to break the law.

What if organic foods were cheaper than the chemically altered foods?

[WhiteLion]

I would be a LOT healthier and definantly have a lot smaller gut :jejeje:


What if all the electricity in the world sudenly stoped working ?

[Cobalt]

I would go completely, and irrevocably insane as I suffered from computer withdraw.

What if I showed up at you front door with a sledgehammer and a basket full of watermelons? (Long story behind this one. See me if you care for an explanation.)

[WhiteLion]

I'd fall over laughing and look around to see if Luna is with you
:noogie:



What If I landed a OH-58D helicopter in you're front yard ?:horror:

(i know cobalt would ask for a ride :P)

[lionloversam]

Depends on who was driving it.



What if I accidently ran over your mail box with a pick-up truck with a V-8 engine?

[Neola]

I'd eat my magnify glass. I guess O_o (sorry, I'm in a weird mood :hehe: )

What if your feet started growing while the rest of your body began shrinking? (sorry again...)

[WhiteLion]

hmmmm.....I'd prob see a doctor, then get a job with a carnaval as a sideshow freak :p


what if a schoolbus drove through the kitchen of your house and kept going down the road ?





P.S.- Lionloversam, I've had thatg happen to my mailbox several times, to many drunk rednecks around me :( I just built one with a cast iron pole and a huge spring on the bottom. Car's hit it and it just slides under the vehical and comes oput fine. though i have found car parts sitting nearbye after :P ...i'm not even close to kidding.

[Cobalt]

I suppose I'd pull the car into the kitchen, and not worry about parking outside. :p (btw, I had a 911 call for someone whom this happened to. SUV parked itself in the living room of a house)

What if you're skin changed colors based off the time of day? (think like, blue, red, green, purple, flourecent yellow)

[Neola]

I either would be totally happy because I have an excusion for not having to go anywhere (y'know, that "desease" kinda thingy^^):D
OR
totally desperate becuase of having to change clothes every 2 hours (ya know, that colour-match-sort of problem):eek:

What if you wanted to log on LEA but noticed that your account had suddenly disappeared?

[lionloversam]

I would create a new account.

What if you were pushed back five grade levels from your current grade.