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Fire_Hazard
March 13th, 2006, 03:34 AM
TOTAL RANDOMNESS!

Let's play the "What if?" game. Here's how it works. The person asks a question and has the option of giving options for the answer. The person that sees the question and answers it. The person that answered it then asks a question. I'll start.

What if a girl/guy approaches you and asks you all in front of your friends, "So, did you enjoy last night?". What would you do?

Kovu The Lion
March 13th, 2006, 03:38 AM
I would say

"Heck yeah, but you were a bit slow for my libido baby"


hmm

What if someone came out of you from no where and started hitting on you?

Oo

i dunno if I did this right or not xD

Fire_Hazard
March 13th, 2006, 03:58 AM
:lol: Yeah KTL! Your doing it right. I'll answer:

I would say: Well, is your father God? I think he is because he took the stars and put them in your eyes.

If you had a choice between these two things, what would you do?

1) Run across a major highway with only trash can lids covering your naked body.

2) Go into a newspaper press and say "STOP THE PRESSES!" and give a piece of paper to the editor saying to put "THE LION KING ROCKS" on the front page".

lionloversam
March 16th, 2006, 05:23 AM
I would choose number 2.


What would you do if it was against the law to watch TLK?

Daniel
March 16th, 2006, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by lionloversam
What would you do if it was against the law to watch TLK?

i would set fire to the people who made the law

What would you do if you saw an old enemy choking?

This Land
March 16th, 2006, 11:47 AM
Make sure the Food stays in his throat :evilgrin:

What Happans if any of TLK cast joined Lea?

Daniel
March 16th, 2006, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by This land
Make sure the Food stays in his throat :evilgrin:

What Happans if any of TLK cast joined Lea?

i'd refuse to believe it was them :p

What would you do if you saw someone swallowing a hamster?

This Land
March 16th, 2006, 12:03 PM
Slap him in the face and told him to always have a bit of mustard with it. :p

What would you do if if sombody took all the keys off your keyboard and put them back in the wrong places, Turned ur screen resolution to 320x480, 8 bit coloures, and reversed the movements of ur mouse? :gasp:

lionloversam
March 16th, 2006, 02:23 PM
If I knew who it was, I would kindly ask them to pay for the damages. If they refused I would call my mafia cousins. :lol:

What would you do if you found a slightly torn simba fursuit on the street covered in mud with the head piece smashed?

This Land
March 16th, 2006, 02:55 PM
Fix It, stuff it with feathers and Sell it on Ebay saying it was used By Jermany Irons to wash his Car

What if The Person Going to Post Below Stopped Breathing :p

lionloversam
March 16th, 2006, 03:03 PM
Then I would start hitting my head against the screen while trying to get my breath back.


What if the person below has smokers cough from second hand smoke?

TakaTiger
March 16th, 2006, 03:54 PM
i would deal with it cause im a smoker

What if you forgot how to type?

lionloversam
March 16th, 2006, 04:14 PM
I can't type without looking at the keyboard anyway.

What if I stole your cigarettes? :evilgrin:

Azerane
March 16th, 2006, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by This land
Fix It, stuff it with feathers and Sell it on Ebay saying it was used By Jermany Irons to wash his Car

Haha :lol: Good one TL ;)

^I don't have any for you to steal :p

What if Lea doesn't really exist... what if it was all created, and all the members, by one person just to trick you...!:gasp:

Aurelian
March 16th, 2006, 08:56 PM
^Lord, sombody intelligent to come up with such a scheme, have the sence of humor of all these people, and oves TLK animals as much as I do? I would hope he/she was very attractive, as i would make them mine!

What would you do if, after a long day at work/school, you came home in a bad mood, and your favorite pet climbed into/rested their head in your lap, and said "I'm sorry you had a rough day, but I am here now." as plain as day in your native launguage?

This Land
March 16th, 2006, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Azerane
Haha :lol: Good one TL ;)
Hehe Thanks :D

For roq's question...
I would start teaching it german instead :cheese:

What would you do if you found out "The Force" is with you?

lionloversam
March 17th, 2006, 02:04 AM
Sell it on ebay

What would you do if the internet was out lawed?

Fire_Hazard
March 17th, 2006, 02:35 AM
Rules are meant to be broken right? :p

What if a lion broke into your school and followed you everywhere you went? (Think of the possibilties :p)?

Sombolia
March 17th, 2006, 03:42 AM
I'd call animal control, because pssh, I don't want some smelly animal following me around.


What wouldja do if your favorite band broke up?

lionloversam
March 17th, 2006, 03:46 AM
I would say 'oh well, they were good while they lasted."

What would you do if you were on a sinking boat in shark infested waters with no life raft?

Cobalt
March 17th, 2006, 04:04 AM
Try not to bleed, or look like a seal.

What if you suddenly had no access to modern technology anymore?

This Land
March 17th, 2006, 09:11 AM
I would write a fanfiction on a typrwriter, while eating a hotdog cooked on a open fire and listen to the worlds first radio.

What if You turned into a Hobbit

lionloversam
March 17th, 2006, 04:20 PM
Shave my hairy feet.

What if I got a tattoo of everybody's fursona on my back (unlikely to happen, cost too much:evilgrin:)

Fire_Hazard
March 20th, 2006, 02:17 AM
That would be awesome! :wow: I never though of that! Although, you are right. It would be expensive. :(

What if you won a contest to Africa to go a safari in Kenya?

TakaTiger
March 20th, 2006, 02:20 AM
I would go on it and enjoy it as much as possable :P

What if all the Air Turned into Acid

lionloversam
March 20th, 2006, 04:28 AM
The everybody's lungs will start to turn to liquid and they will drown in their own body fluids.

What if it rained beer?

TakaTiger
March 20th, 2006, 05:18 AM
i would stay inside because i do not drink

what if Eisner took over the world and made a seaqual to it?

lionloversam
March 20th, 2006, 01:59 PM
By the way we talk about him, I feel there may be a angry mob after him.

What if all the meat turned to tofu?

Cobalt
March 20th, 2006, 02:08 PM
I guess I'd not be eating meat anymore. :p

What if you found out you were allergic to yourself?

lionloversam
March 20th, 2006, 02:48 PM
I would shave my head bald and hopes that helps.


What would you do if your plaine crashes in the middle of nowhere and the only tools you have is a magnify glass because security took away your pocket knife and lighter?

Oh yeah, and you are the only survivor

This Land
March 20th, 2006, 02:49 PM
I Would Have to Refrian from Touching or eating myself :p

What if this post never existed?

Cobalt
March 20th, 2006, 02:52 PM
Then I'd have nothing to post here. :( :p

What if you went to the hospital with a medical emergency and found out that all the medical staff had quit, and the only workers left were the janitors?

This Land
March 20th, 2006, 03:00 PM
I would be injected with floor cleaner to put me to sleep for the operation which he uses his keys to cut me open and uses his hoover for a blood transfer and then all stitched back up with all purpose glue:lol:

What if the poster below had no fingers

lionloversam
March 20th, 2006, 04:22 PM
I would not be able to post this.

What if spring break was a evil government plan to take over the world?

Shadow
March 20th, 2006, 04:33 PM
i would bring the evil government down! xP

what if everyone where TLKised (a made up word meaning that everyone would be lions and lionesses in a TLK world xP)

so heres my qwestion (sp) what if everyone where lions like in TLK ?! :3

Fire_Hazard
March 23rd, 2006, 11:11 PM
I would then spend the day looking for something to eat, look for someone to cuddle, and maybe if I have time, lick myself. :p

What if you suddenly became your fursona?

lionloversam
March 24th, 2006, 02:34 AM
I would starting sleeping outside and start eating neighbours and local wildlife.

What if you had a third arm?

TakaTiger
March 24th, 2006, 02:38 AM
i would have less typos, and more multitasking skills

what if Movies were considered Illegal? :o

lionloversam
March 24th, 2006, 03:16 AM
Then I would be in prison for possesion of mass quanities of illegal substances.

What if I gave up coffee for a year :eek:

sanngi_kujieleza
March 28th, 2006, 10:55 AM
hmmm let me take a wild guess...you would have dags under your eyes,be sleepy all day and you won`t be able to seeeeee properly and you would walk up to the next man you seeeee and say,'That`s a very preety dress maam.'


What if someone used black mail to make you wear a pink lacey dress?

lionloversam
March 28th, 2006, 11:03 PM
I would say the school bully threatened to kill me if I did not give it to him. :lol:

What if it was illeagal to drive a car anywhere?

Cobalt
March 28th, 2006, 11:48 PM
Well, with the way I drive that might not be a bad idea.

I think I'd be investing in a horse however.

What if you woke up 2 feet shorter then you were the previous day?

lionloversam
March 29th, 2006, 12:15 AM
I would cry. I can't imagine being 3' 6".

What if you woke up and you had no memory of any language and you couldn't make sense of the 'sounds' people were making at you?

Cobalt
March 29th, 2006, 04:00 PM
Geez. Sounds like me every morning untill I've had coffee.

What if you had your own personal entourage?

TakaTiger
March 29th, 2006, 04:01 PM
I would feel special


What if you had super powers :o

lionloversam
March 30th, 2006, 04:09 AM
I would sell them on ebay.


What if all the food left in the world was a can of refried beans and a bottle of vodka and it was located it a steal chest at the bottom of the ocean and only you knew where it was?

Sombolia
March 30th, 2006, 04:50 AM
I'd sell the refried beans and drink the vodka.. might as well enjoy myself as we all starve to death!

What if.. vodka was the only thing to drink, then?

This Land
March 30th, 2006, 07:55 AM
I would have some pretty darn big hangovers :P

Whast if you saw a nuclear bomb outside with 10 seconds left on the Counter

Cobalt
March 30th, 2006, 08:25 AM
I know I had 10 seconds untill I was destroyed on a atomic level. Just enough time to grab a drink...

What if you suddely became immune to the laws of physics?

lionloversam
March 30th, 2006, 01:51 PM
I would start jumping off buildings and stuff like that just for fun.


What if a lion appeared out of nowhere and pinned you down and started looking at you like "dinner time".

Cobalt
March 31st, 2006, 09:59 PM
I would hope it at least made it a quick death.

What if you were were trapped inside your home?

lionloversam
April 1st, 2006, 04:20 AM
I would pace back and forth like a caged lion.

What if all the beer in the world was non-alcholic?

Cobalt
April 3rd, 2006, 01:14 PM
Time to switch to Vodka maybe? :p

What if you became radioactive?

lionloversam
April 6th, 2006, 05:41 PM
I would start huging people I hated.

What if I started using this smilie in every post: :licks:

Daniel
April 6th, 2006, 05:45 PM
i would assault you with a nice big spanner :D

what if one of your friends nearly ran you over due to total incompetence?

Cobalt
April 6th, 2006, 10:37 PM
I'd be keeping well away from that person.

What if you woke up witha tattoo in the middle of your forehead of a rather unflattering nickname?

lionloversam
April 7th, 2006, 02:05 AM
I would try to remove it with a steak knife.

What if your school started serving you canned dog food for lunch.

Sombolia
April 7th, 2006, 03:11 AM
I would laugh; I don't eat lunch at school.

What if your favorite pet ran away?

Utora
April 7th, 2006, 04:56 AM
I'd search for it, for years. Then, get something better that ' doesn't ' run away.

What if someone took a feek in your seat, and you sat in it?

WhiteLion
April 11th, 2006, 06:52 PM
If feek means what i think it does then I would probobly be calling a ambulance :evilgrin:





What would u do if you woke up one morning and found that you had grown a tail and ears of you're fav. animal ?

lionloversam
April 11th, 2006, 07:15 PM
I would think I was still dreaming....

What if this board suddenly disappeared?

Noodle
April 11th, 2006, 07:27 PM
Not come on XD

What if a group of evil elves attack your house ?

WhiteLion
April 11th, 2006, 08:27 PM
With all of the firepower I have I'd take them out and half the block :ayecapn:



what if you found a jar with a million dollars in it buried in you're backyard ?

This Land
April 11th, 2006, 09:12 PM
I Would take The Jar To Gusiness World Records, Because i mean, it would have to be a Big Jar :D

What if every circuler thing was made out of pizza

Daniel
April 11th, 2006, 09:55 PM
i'd get twice as much pizza on my plate :D

what if snow was made of icing?

Tiikeri
April 11th, 2006, 10:11 PM
Then I would enjoy snow a lot more than I currently do.


What if you could stop time? oO

Snuffles
April 11th, 2006, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Tiikeri
Then I would enjoy snow a lot more than I currently do.


What if you could stop time? oO

I would sleep for an eternity then plot an evil and cunning plot to become a billionere.

What would you do if could change your appearence(sp)?

Azerane
April 12th, 2006, 12:01 AM
I wouldn't :p

What if the moon really was made of cheese?

WhiteLion
April 12th, 2006, 07:40 AM
Then i'd be devising a way to ship it to earth and sell it "Space Cheese !" :p



What if you're computer came to life and started talking to you, while disconected from the net and the power was turned off ?

Cobalt
April 12th, 2006, 05:48 PM
Depanding on what it was willing to do, that could be really awesome, otherwise....<loads shotgun>

What if you went into work and were told that henceforth you were not allowed to leave for *any* reason? (Includes quitting)

TakaTiger
April 12th, 2006, 05:51 PM
I would do a really crappy job in what i do to get fired

What if all the electronice in the world stoped working at once? :o

Xanahti
April 12th, 2006, 05:56 PM
I would probably die from withdrawal symptom.

What if someone came up to you and started humping your leg?

TakaTiger
April 12th, 2006, 05:59 PM
i would point them into the direction of someon who will enjoy the humping

what if you could see the future :o

WhiteLion
April 12th, 2006, 09:40 PM
Then I'd get a lot of lottety tickets and horse race bets and be a very rich Lion :cheese:


what if you woke up to find everyone was a zombie ?

TakaTiger
April 12th, 2006, 11:55 PM
Id go Hunting!

What if you were forced to listen to crappy music for the rest of your life? :o

Sombolia
April 13th, 2006, 12:15 AM
Haha, well most people see the music I like as crappy anyways. ;]

What would you do if you were forced to listen to a band/singer you hated for the rest of your life, rather?

Cobalt
April 13th, 2006, 12:51 AM
I think I'd have my ears sewn shut. (Hey, could be the next fassion trend. You never know. :P)

What if humans breathed Methane, instead of Oxygen?

lionloversam
April 13th, 2006, 03:46 AM
I would light a match and hold my breath.


What if I got 'lionloversam' tattooed across my forehead.

WhiteLion
April 13th, 2006, 04:18 AM
You'd have to post a pic here on lea halalela :P



what if you had the choice of being turning into a lion / lioness and keeping all you're memories and ability to speak the languages you do now...

Sombolia
April 13th, 2006, 04:29 AM
I would decline. Not politely, though. Hahaaaa.

What if you suddenly found yourself in the middle of a savannah covered in fur struggling to survive every day.. oh wait.

lionloversam
April 13th, 2006, 01:23 PM
I would go hunting. I am hungry right now. I think I might go hunt down some leftover pizza about now.


What if you forgot how to speak english, but spoke the 'language of tigers' instead.

Sombolia
April 13th, 2006, 03:03 PM
Wellll, I'd either have to- A: find a way to fix it; B: spend all my time at the zoo [not fun]; or C: kill myself. Hmmm.

What if, for the rest of your life, you had to watch reruns of your favorite show?

WhiteLion
April 13th, 2006, 05:23 PM
hmmmmmm...I think i'd go crazy and shoot myself...


What if all the music in the world dissapeared except depressing country music?


BTW, I personaly hate country music :P

lionloversam
April 14th, 2006, 01:01 AM
I would grab a bottle of whiskey and listen to "whiskey lalaby(spelling?)"

What is every plant turned to tobacco.

Cobalt
April 14th, 2006, 05:53 AM
I think I would get smoked off the face of the earth.

What if every action you undertook was required to be approved by the gov't?

lionloversam
April 16th, 2006, 04:01 AM
I would be forced to break the law.

What if organic foods were cheaper than the chemically altered foods?

WhiteLion
April 17th, 2006, 03:08 AM
I would be a LOT healthier and definantly have a lot smaller gut :jejeje:


What if all the electricity in the world sudenly stoped working ?

Cobalt
April 19th, 2006, 01:40 PM
I would go completely, and irrevocably insane as I suffered from computer withdraw.

What if I showed up at you front door with a sledgehammer and a basket full of watermelons? (Long story behind this one. See me if you care for an explanation.)

WhiteLion
April 20th, 2006, 04:22 AM
I'd fall over laughing and look around to see if Luna is with you
:noogie:



What If I landed a OH-58D helicopter in you're front yard ?:horror:

(i know cobalt would ask for a ride :P)

lionloversam
April 20th, 2006, 11:36 AM
Depends on who was driving it.



What if I accidently ran over your mail box with a pick-up truck with a V-8 engine?

Neola
April 20th, 2006, 03:34 PM
I'd eat my magnify glass. I guess O_o (sorry, I'm in a weird mood :hehe: )

What if your feet started growing while the rest of your body began shrinking? (sorry again...)

WhiteLion
April 21st, 2006, 12:26 AM
hmmmm.....I'd prob see a doctor, then get a job with a carnaval as a sideshow freak :p


what if a schoolbus drove through the kitchen of your house and kept going down the road ?





P.S.- Lionloversam, I've had thatg happen to my mailbox several times, to many drunk rednecks around me :( I just built one with a cast iron pole and a huge spring on the bottom. Car's hit it and it just slides under the vehical and comes oput fine. though i have found car parts sitting nearbye after :P ...i'm not even close to kidding.

Cobalt
April 24th, 2006, 03:21 PM
I suppose I'd pull the car into the kitchen, and not worry about parking outside. :p (btw, I had a 911 call for someone whom this happened to. SUV parked itself in the living room of a house)

What if you're skin changed colors based off the time of day? (think like, blue, red, green, purple, flourecent yellow)

Neola
April 24th, 2006, 04:26 PM
I either would be totally happy because I have an excusion for not having to go anywhere (y'know, that "desease" kinda thingy^^):D
OR
totally desperate becuase of having to change clothes every 2 hours (ya know, that colour-match-sort of problem):eek:

What if you wanted to log on LEA but noticed that your account had suddenly disappeared?

lionloversam
April 25th, 2006, 11:54 PM
I would create a new account.

What if you were pushed back five grade levels from your current grade.