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Nephilim
February 24th, 2006, 07:19 PM
Because my game is clearly more fun than the other one, and inspires more originality than "Nephilim lives in London", "Nephilim is a mod!" and so on, so forth ad nauseum.

Basically it's what the title says, but let's avoid anything actually offensive. So if I was replying to Nephilim, I would say something along the lines of:

^ Nephilim hopes one day to become a plastic surgeon, but unfortunately is lacking hands so liposuction will have to be done with a straw.

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 08:46 AM
Marasa apparently thinks I want to share her style...But she needs to think a little more top of the line in fashion...;)

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 08:48 AM
I now fire Marasa for her lack of fashion vision...She has been demoted to foot massager...:D

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 08:55 AM
MArasa just got demoted again...now she will assist in cleaning off my drool whenever I need it...:D

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 08:58 AM
Three words...Torture and compliance...;)

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 09:00 AM
:haha:...You're the one being tortured here...I am a very important Man with a lot of friends...:nukasm:

Maybe if you beg real good, I may let you off easy...:D

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 09:03 AM
Uhhh...silk?...:uhno:

And don't try anything funny...you are always being watched...;)

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 09:07 AM
:haha:...YOu have confused me...tape what...silk???

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 09:10 AM
Goodnight...Sweet Dreams...:nukasm:

Kapasa
August 18th, 2006, 09:31 AM
Nightmares...I had a crazy horrible dream where I failed Physics, oh wait I did?! Nooooo

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 09:38 AM
Man...physics is hard...I barely passed it with an "A"...:D

It is always important to remember that what goes up takes the same amount of time to go up as it does to come down...sans wind resistance and other such variables...:D

Kapasa
August 18th, 2006, 09:46 AM
your taking the *** right. Cos im in a very bad mood, i dont know what i'll do im feeling a little jumpy today. You may be the top physicist in the world, but u cant think fast enough to stop bullets can ya, HAGDGAHAHaahahahahahahah.....why do i keep missing?!!!

I know i'll throw the gun at you, didnt expect that did ya.

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 09:50 AM
:haha:...Physics is very hard...you must be one with the cosines, sines, and the fact that gravity pulls things down...Do it, you must...young padawan...

Kapasa
August 18th, 2006, 09:56 AM
You know you may have your way with the women and secrete poetry to charm others....

But your completly useless at cheering people up, im all depressed and your all like its easy as pie. Can you ever not be sacastic....or brutally honest???

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 10:04 AM
Well, look at it this way...I aced physics in the worst state for education in the United States...getting good grades here is easy...all you have to do is show up, basically...hell, if they gave out driver's licenses here like they do passing grades then the streets would be filled with blind people driving...:D

Unless you plan on getting a job where you have to deal with physics, I wouldn't be too upset about it...hell, physics will in no way help me in my future...unless I use it to hit on women...like "Hey Baby, two bodies in motion stay in motion...if you know what I mean"...:D

Kapasa
August 18th, 2006, 10:17 AM
sigh I guess i'll never know the meaning to life.
Anyone here know?

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 10:20 AM
To serve me...:diva:

Kapasa
August 18th, 2006, 10:25 AM
how much do ya pay?

TX-101
August 18th, 2006, 10:42 AM
nothing...he wants you for his slave.
Sgt.Kapasa Dont I pay you enough?

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 10:59 AM
:haha:...I don't pay...good service is rewarded by the prospects of being allowed to live...:nukasm:

Kapasa
August 18th, 2006, 11:03 AM
the off-road quadbike is good and all, but i need a weapon to fight off your enemies and not just give me all these vechiles...

TX-101
August 18th, 2006, 01:54 PM
AHaaaa... You've got my secret code cart t my new armory. U know that you've got very high rank.
Now, GO there and pick something! Anything...

Simba Marasa
August 18th, 2006, 03:10 PM
TX has an extensive armoury of unsophisticated slingshots made from sticks and rubber bands. he is trying to upgrade to bolas, but he is having trouble procuring enough sturdy cord and rocks of the proper size...

Kapasa
August 18th, 2006, 05:20 PM
Always late that shipment of perfectly sized rocks....sigh.

marasa i think has an unusual glow in the dark pet.....a fire lemming! (Its just a rumour, and you did'nt hear it from me, okay?)

Simba Marasa
August 18th, 2006, 06:55 PM
kapasa is deathly afraid of my fire lemming because it bit him one night and burned down his gardening shed...

Kapasa
August 18th, 2006, 07:40 PM
twas a good shed, next time that fire lemming wont be soo lucky, it wont get away next time i'll make sure of it.....

TX-101
August 18th, 2006, 09:58 PM
Whats this?! Marasa strikes back? This is not a peacefull conversation anymore! To arms! Thanks for holding her Sgt.Kapasa...

Simba Marasa
August 18th, 2006, 10:07 PM
TX is confused about the nature of my inflammatory little rodent. my cute lil' lemming is a halfway decent artist, and so i tend to overlook it's occasional incindiary quirks.

http://fanart.lionking.org/Artists/Nocturne_i_am/FireLemming.jpg

lion_roog
August 18th, 2006, 10:37 PM
So a lemming is a real animal..?...You learn something new everyday...:D
Wait...I think I already knew that...Ahwell!...I learned something new that I already knew...:D

Marasa is Captain Planet...she's our hero...gonna take pollution down to zero!

Kimbai
August 18th, 2006, 10:43 PM
Is in the crowd in his sig, aiming a gun at one of the basketball player's head....

TX-101
August 18th, 2006, 10:49 PM
Kimba ... you are hiding alot of energy in you huh? alot of anger.. I know the right way to use it... heh heh:jejeje:

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 06:41 AM
TX wishes he could've been at my friend's place tonight...Only problem was there needed to be more girls...:rawr:

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 08:18 AM
:haha:...Marasa apparently doesn't know that I can be a very socialable person who's wit and ability to make fun of himself always seems to attract people. And I never take advantage of a drunk girl...if I did, I might have had a few children by now...:p

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 08:33 AM
Marasa, not knowing that she is me pretending to be her, lost a fight with herself as me pretending to be me as her...:D

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 08:42 AM
Roog, in pretending that he is me pretending to be him pretending to be me arguing with him, has somehow managed to squeeze himself into my leather bustier and chain-mail, and now he looks very silly arguing boolian logic with himself in a full length mirror, still thinking that he is speaking to me, i suppose. very odd...

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 08:46 AM
Marasa should leave her fantasies of me wearing leather bustiers and chainmail and cheerleader uniforms to herself...or are those my fantasies?...

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 09:00 AM
roog, as head cheerleader, is an unholy agent of evil and he and his cheerleading minions must (for the sake of humanity) die horrible and lingering deaths, hopefully involving molten lava, piranahs, and or alligators...

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 09:03 AM
The skirts make my butt look big...:alone:

marasa is actually an evil dominatrix bent on taking over the world...Knowing this...the UN (with it's inabilities to actually handle anything) called upon me to defeat her...for I can not and will not be dominated...:D

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 09:04 AM
sit, roogie...

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 09:07 AM
Make me!...:diva:

Wait...I'm already sitting...Damnit!...:mad:

EDIT: Now I'm not!...Ha!...I win!...:diva:

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 09:08 AM
shower...

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 09:10 AM
I...Hate...You...








But it will not work this time!...:horror:

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 09:17 AM
lavender soap...

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 09:21 AM
You can't get to meeeeeee....Because I have full control over my mind...so far...

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 09:39 AM
a little warm tonight.
guess i'll won't put on a nightgown...
g'night...

roog is turning blue...

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 09:42 AM
My God, you're evil!!!...If only you lived closer to me...:rawr:

And only parts of me are turning blue...:p

Kapasa
August 19th, 2006, 10:08 AM
is the one on the far left with the orange T- Shirt in his sig.

Kimbai
August 19th, 2006, 01:12 PM
Secretly is a slave to roog and bows down to him.

HasiraKali
August 19th, 2006, 04:05 PM
Kimbai doesn't actually have a computer chair and sits on a spike instead.

Kapasa
August 19th, 2006, 04:08 PM
you cant go wrong with a good spike...but sitting in a bucket of hydrochloric acid is a little extreme.

Kimbai
August 19th, 2006, 04:10 PM
He isn't really blue....he is green! :gasp:

HasiraKali
August 19th, 2006, 04:15 PM
Doens't have a gender. :gasp:

Kapasa
August 19th, 2006, 04:17 PM
Doesnt know that Most Princesses are in fact female. Ive yet to come across a male princess anyway.....

HasiraKali
August 19th, 2006, 04:20 PM
Clearly you've never met a drag queen in training. :lol:

Eats raw peanuts for dinner every night. :gasp:

Kimbai
August 19th, 2006, 04:32 PM
You have married Michael Jackson!:eww:


I've got no gender eh? well take that :p

HasiraKali
August 19th, 2006, 04:58 PM
Had a fling with Simba. :p As long as it's not one of my harem. :grrr:

Kimbai
August 19th, 2006, 05:08 PM
Is secretly a raccoon is disguise and plans to destroy the pridelands and marry roog :gasp: :p

TX-101
August 19th, 2006, 05:11 PM
Marry roog?! Ha! :lol: That cant be too hard.. He wants everybody to marry him.
you are next in the line

Kimbai
August 19th, 2006, 05:14 PM
Egad:gasp: Never!:die:


Is really an FBI agent that likes puppies and pink mini skirts.

Kapasa
August 19th, 2006, 05:37 PM
sorry youve been booked for tommorro, roog and kimbai the latest marriage I hope this one lasts longer than 23 seconds...

Kimbai
August 19th, 2006, 05:39 PM
Ah. Well, instead of "i do" I shall say "I don't" :p


He doesn't live in England, but llives in China with Mulan.

Kapasa
August 19th, 2006, 05:42 PM
China, awesomeness place that...i do live in England otherwise I wuld'nt drink 5 cups of tea a day (its complusory)

Is clearly completly insane.

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 07:05 PM
kapasa secretly dumps his cumpulsory tea into a handy potted philidendron that is being slowly poisoned by all the tanic acid...

Kapasa
August 19th, 2006, 07:49 PM
^ harvests my philidendron's leaves. Puts them in a mortor and pestile and creates potions and poisons. Tanic acid has wonderfull properties! But none can cure vamperism unfortunately....

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 08:13 PM
tanic acid is used to tan leather. and why waste tiime with philidendron leaves when i can just roll them up and sell them to desperate smokers? Kapasa has no business sense...

Kapasa
August 19th, 2006, 08:18 PM
^ is a dragon off that British TV programme the Dragons Den, will any ideas survive?

(all dragons are muli-millionnaires who made their fortunes from business)

But a cure for vamperism is getting much closer im lacking a key ingredient.....

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 08:37 PM
careful, i might bite your head off...

Kapasa IS the missing ingredient...(he just has to be ground up into a fine powder and then dissolved in tanic acid and distilled. But don't fret...it wont hurt... much.

Kapasa
August 19th, 2006, 08:38 PM
unfortunately theres only one of me in this world, im quite rare you see. So er...you dont know where I am so how are you gunna factionally distill me exactly?

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 08:47 PM
kapasa is feeling a little bit uncomfortable since revealing that he is a very rare and valuable ingredient, and wondering if certain people who would be so inclined could pinpoint his exact location without much trouble, like say via an ISP number or something...

it's such a small world...
:growl:

Kapasa
August 19th, 2006, 08:49 PM
Marasa talks to valuable plants more than people. Marasa is beyond any help its too late for her now....

lion_roog
August 19th, 2006, 09:40 PM
I completely agree with kapasa...he needs go and find marasa, to help her...and to bring her to me...:nukasm:

Kimbai
August 19th, 2006, 10:02 PM
Is a stalker that watches marasa everyday, 24/7


Accually, that might be true....:eek:

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 10:11 PM
that was actually the truth.

kimbai is a hard-bitten law-enforcement officer who breaks up illegal catnip rings and arrests criminal kitten masterminds.

Up against the wall, fuzzball! Keep your paws where i can see em. And don't try any CUTE stuff!
Awww jeeze! Not the cute stuff! Help!! I need back-up!!!

Kimbai
August 19th, 2006, 10:24 PM
Well, How else am I suppossed to make a living? ;)

She is President Bush's mortal enemy, and breaks into his home to steal exposive devices, and not only that, is planning to destroy Disney World, Balto, and Burger King.....

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 10:31 PM
this is the lie thread. that was the truth.
(well, except for the part about burger king. i like the whopper, mainly because it makes me think of whopping someone...)

kimbai has a crush on baloo

Kimbai
August 19th, 2006, 10:49 PM
whoa wait :confused: Baloo the bear, Baloo my cat, or Balue from balto?



Is afraid of elephant shrews

Simba Marasa
August 19th, 2006, 10:55 PM
kimbai is cheating on her poor cat with baloo, balue (from balto) and occasionaly dates king louie.

HasiraKali
August 19th, 2006, 11:16 PM
^Dresses up as a blue pixie and dances around with SPARKLERS in secret. :lol:

I played at a wedding this afternoon and now I'm all weird :hmm:

lion_roog
August 20th, 2006, 12:03 AM
Hasari is actually the actor that plays Simba in TLKoB...:D

HasiraKali
August 20th, 2006, 12:11 AM
:diva: Yes. You have revealed my secret.

Roog is the actress that portrays the ant hill in TLKoB. :lol:

lion_roog
August 20th, 2006, 12:19 AM
I am not a woman!!!...:grrr:

Hasira is my slave who does whatever I say...:diva:

HasiraKali
August 20th, 2006, 12:28 AM
I am a slave to no one! NO ONE! :grrr: :lol:

SM loves all that is dull and boring. :p

lion_roog
August 20th, 2006, 12:33 AM
I am not an actress!..:grrr:

Hasari should stop spreading rumors that I am an actress!..:p

Marasa should stop believing the rumors!...

HasiraKali
August 20th, 2006, 01:15 AM
This is the lie thread so I shouldn't stop spreading rumours. :hmm:
Bones are in no way boring. :D

Roog is though. :p

Simba Marasa
August 20th, 2006, 01:22 AM
HK thinks Gerard Butler is a real butler and has him trapped in her pantry folding napkins

HasiraKali
August 20th, 2006, 01:37 AM
:lol: Oh if only. ;) I love him.

SM enjoys the smell of burnt popcorn.

Stormfury
August 20th, 2006, 04:05 AM
/^/ Owns 1 billion-gazillion cats, 3 bionic zombies, and is overstocked with falling chandeliers ...

Simba Marasa
August 20th, 2006, 04:32 AM
^ raises adorable little woodland critters and then EATS THEM!!!!

BUAHAAAHAAAHAAA!

Stormfury
August 20th, 2006, 04:43 AM
/^/ Is an 85-year-old woman that drinks prune juice and smells like Pledge...

Simba Marasa
August 20th, 2006, 04:57 AM
that's LEMON pledge to you, whipper-snapper! http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/whyme.jpg sheesh! kids these days!

Sonique is really a 12-year-old monkey-trainer in outer mongolia and lives on nothing but boiled peanuts, orange-flavoured sheep-cheese, and diet shasta.

lion_roog
August 20th, 2006, 05:16 AM
Can you really boil peanuts?

Marasa is the arch angel sent to Earth to tell me that I forgot my wallet on the bus...How nice...:kiss:

Stormfury
August 20th, 2006, 05:23 AM
/^/ Has a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti that he runs people over with...

lion_roog
August 20th, 2006, 05:29 AM
Man...I wish!...:D

Sonique is actually my cousin of the same name...:D

Simba Marasa
August 20th, 2006, 05:31 AM
roog has no human relatives...because he is from a different species

lion_roog
August 20th, 2006, 05:41 AM
Marasa has no brains!...Because she's from a different species!!!...:grrr:...Gawd, i suck!

Stormfury
August 20th, 2006, 05:49 AM
/^/ Is pregnant with my baby. :o

lion_roog
August 20th, 2006, 05:53 AM
Is our hired Maid....:D

lion_roog
August 20th, 2006, 05:58 AM
Hey!...I am a virgin!...:grrr:

Knows that i will be wearing white and is my Maid of honor!

Kapasa
August 20th, 2006, 10:08 AM
You know those stringy bits on the side of the banana that you can never bring yourself to eat. Well Roog only eats these bits out of the whole banana!

HasiraKali
August 20th, 2006, 03:11 PM
You know the mushy bits on an apple after it's sat around for awhile? Kapasa is those bits.

TX-101
August 20th, 2006, 04:03 PM
He he, hsiraKali.... go back into your den... i mean... home.

Kapasa
August 20th, 2006, 04:09 PM
of course I eat fermented apples....pure sweet sweet ethanol.

Lives in a house with a red roof. How could you.....

Kimbai
August 20th, 2006, 06:51 PM
You are infested with fleas and are being tracked down by rabid show monkeys

Kapasa
August 21st, 2006, 03:19 PM
and your my rabid circus show stalker monkey.

Who is by a startling coincidence being tracked down by blue flea infested mushy/old apple eating deamons.

Kimbai
August 21st, 2006, 03:45 PM
egad :gasp:


I ban you for liking the mushy part of apples....

Kapasa
August 21st, 2006, 04:05 PM
no there fermented silly.

I ban you for your obession with EGAD??!!

TX-101
August 21st, 2006, 04:51 PM
you both missed the thread... Someone is going in front of wall... You know what is next.... I choose Kimbai.

Kimbai
August 21st, 2006, 06:24 PM
Egad.


ah ha. Wrong thread.:cheese:



Well, you are addicted to crack and your partner in crime is a kitten named Scott, who was recently fixed and has joined a gang

Kapasa
August 21st, 2006, 08:33 PM
Dont mess with Scott, he may look cute but dont be fooled!

Kimbai thinks that when a tree falls in a forest and there is no one there, that there is still a noise.

Kimbai
August 21st, 2006, 09:07 PM
I ban you cuz I know everything :irule:

And btw, "egad" is a good obsession. The word pws.


EDIT: OYE! wrong thread again XD


ahem. Kapasa believe he can fly, but when he jumps from a plane he realizes the awful truth.....

Simba Marasa
August 21st, 2006, 09:15 PM
a moment after this shot was taken, the ruthless criminal known as "Killer Kimbai" attacked the arresting police officers, scratching them soundly and biting them on the ankles and then escaped.

If anyone has seen this criminal kitten, do not approach her or feed her, no matter how keeeeeyooot she looks. she is armed (five claws on each front paw and four on the each back one, plus those tiny little teeth...) so please call the FBI. there is a reward of $2.35 for her, dead or alive...preferably alive because they need a good mouser up at attica state pen...

Kimbai
August 21st, 2006, 09:19 PM
eh..?

hey I, the great Kimbai, capnip ruler, master in crime, is worth more than two freaking dollars! :grrr: The police shall pay.... I shall cough up my furrballs of doom...bwhahahaa

Marasa is really my partner in crime....a teacup poodle!

Stormfury
August 22nd, 2006, 06:52 AM
/^/ Chucks Rubik's Cubes at passerby's.

TX-101
August 22nd, 2006, 07:07 AM
You are all a bunch of criminals!
Well, make a good thing in your life.
work for the largest army on whole lea. That's us.
Or just stay a criminal chased by everyone.

Stormfury
August 22nd, 2006, 07:24 AM
/^/ Is a crack ***** from 32nd Street.

Daniel
August 22nd, 2006, 07:42 AM
^ has moved from a casual pipe to 60 cigarettes a day in the space of 2 weeks and 4 seconds

EDIT: Now 2 weeks and 5 seconds :secret:

Stormfury
August 22nd, 2006, 08:01 AM
/^/ Is an unsung hero from Budapest.

Daniel
August 22nd, 2006, 08:20 AM
now that is no lie :diva:

anyway...

^ is the world record holder for eating the most amount of jell0 :gasp:

Kapasa
August 22nd, 2006, 05:13 PM
Daniel

types

one

sentence

on

each

line!

Kimbai
August 22nd, 2006, 05:56 PM
You throw tomatoes at Democrats

Simba Marasa
August 22nd, 2006, 09:04 PM
you boil Republicans in flaming pitch...

HasiraKali
August 23rd, 2006, 02:13 AM
SM actually loves the blue army and abhores sporks. :gasp:

Simba Marasa
August 23rd, 2006, 02:43 AM
hasirakali has a horrible crush on Ernie Sabella and wants to have his baby...

Adrenaline
August 23rd, 2006, 03:22 AM
Simba Marasa has a hobby of poking thumbtacks into her back. Ouch.

Simba Marasa
August 23rd, 2006, 04:24 AM
adrenaline's avvy is her kindergarden picture.

Stormfury
August 23rd, 2006, 06:31 AM
/^/ Isn't simpatico to everyone.

lion_roog
August 23rd, 2006, 06:42 AM
Is Bambi, who's ears remind me of Emperor Leo in the Kimba Movie thingies...:D

Stormfury
August 23rd, 2006, 09:04 AM
/^/ Is the real Madea. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Madea.jpg)

Kimbai
August 23rd, 2006, 02:01 PM
Accually hates Bambi and is the hunter who shot and ate him, and turned Thumper's feet into a neclace.

Kapasa
August 23rd, 2006, 05:38 PM
has a large rare, exotic and precious collection of wonderful feet necklaces. In fact Kimbai long ago decided to make her own feet into a pretty necklace, before the incident occured.....a large infestation of verrucas. The outbreak was so huge that the already pitiful sales of feet necklaces dropped further.

These days she struggles to break even.....

TX-101
August 23rd, 2006, 09:59 PM
^something happened to him. I hope marasa has nothing to do with it...

lion_roog
August 23rd, 2006, 10:31 PM
^ You a look a like a lady!

TX-101
August 23rd, 2006, 10:38 PM
^ You a look a what?! First! Learn how to talk! Second! Learn who can you talk with! Third! Be quiet till you still have your tongue!
:jejeje: I can fix it in a minute...


joke

Kimbai
August 23rd, 2006, 11:29 PM
TX really doesn't have a tongue, and therefore cannot talk.

lion_roog
August 24th, 2006, 12:25 AM
Like to lick porcupines...:D

HasiraKali
August 24th, 2006, 12:54 AM
^Is not a porcupine and therefore has no shot at ever being licked. :p

Simba Marasa
August 24th, 2006, 01:14 AM
^ is a porcupine, therefore needs shots...(now that she has been licked by roog...)

lion_roog
August 24th, 2006, 01:14 AM
Knows that she would love to lick me...:licks:

Kimbai
August 24th, 2006, 01:20 AM
Wishes that he was a rabid squirrel. I dunno why though, :thinks:

Simba Marasa
August 24th, 2006, 01:20 AM
(with an axe)

wears a car freshener around his neck so he is always piney-fresh

lion_roog
August 24th, 2006, 01:21 AM
Loves licking rabid squirrels...:p

Marasa and I have a rule...it's I say and she obey...:diva:

Simba Marasa
August 24th, 2006, 01:39 AM
roog & i have a rule...i command, and he CRAWLS!!!

lion_roog
August 24th, 2006, 02:19 AM
Marasa and I have an even better rule...it's she refers to me as "Lord and Master" and I spare her from the torture I can bring upon her...:rawr:

HasiraKali
August 24th, 2006, 03:13 AM
^ Is compensating. :p Take that as you will. :lol:

Simba Marasa
August 24th, 2006, 03:25 AM
HK's avvy is actually a picture of roog taken on his last birthday...

Stormfury
August 24th, 2006, 09:32 AM
/^/ Is the French mathematician, Pierre Vernier.

Kimbai
August 24th, 2006, 01:30 PM
Is Bambi's executor. For shame.

Kapasa
August 24th, 2006, 01:57 PM
that kitten is scary....it looks like one of the greys.

You know? Greys

Still don't know?!

Greys are the alien race that has being studying humans for thousands of years. With abductions, anal probes and whatnot...

Still don't know?! YOUR UNBELIEVEABLE!!!

THE GREYS!!! (http:///fischinger.alien.de/Greys.gif)
Scary (http://www.mufor.org/photos/grey2.jpg)
(The guys who...do Human abduction & experimentation, animal mutilation, alledged hybrid/clone breeding program)

WERE ALL GUNNA DIE!

Anyway that kitten is a a grey....*nervously points finger*

JUST LOOK AT THOSE HEARTLESS EYES.

Simba Marasa
August 24th, 2006, 03:27 PM
kapasa is not completely bonkers...

Kapasa
August 24th, 2006, 04:10 PM
doesnt know that she will most likely be abducted tonight, and taken 7.3 light years away to their homeworld (Zeta 2 Reticuli IV). I just hope she doesnt wake up........

Simba Marasa
August 24th, 2006, 05:19 PM
kapasa shall be assimilated...

lion_roog
August 24th, 2006, 06:33 PM
Is actually a figment of my own imagination that i created one day as a defense against a lonely childhood...:D

Kapasa
August 24th, 2006, 07:14 PM
Roog is still ignored in his adulthood, how sad. Anyway being ignored can be kinda funny, well sometimes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM)

LunarCat
August 24th, 2006, 08:57 PM
If he was green, he would die.......:p

Simba Marasa
August 24th, 2006, 10:08 PM
lunarcat has never been seen...(and may, in fact, not really exist...)

HasiraKali
August 24th, 2006, 10:51 PM
^Enjoys a nice glass of ice cerebral spinal fluid before bed.

lion_roog
August 25th, 2006, 05:45 AM
Is cheating on her Simbas with scar...:gasp:

Simba Marasa
August 25th, 2006, 06:51 AM
^ is cheating on his lionesses with Scar...

TX-101
August 25th, 2006, 07:52 AM
You're disgusting!
problem is that you are doing the same thing!

lion_roog
August 25th, 2006, 08:18 AM
So Marasa is cheating on my lionesses with Scar?!...:uhno:

Kapasa
August 25th, 2006, 11:33 AM
*Gasps*, to be continued....

Simba Marasa
August 25th, 2006, 01:46 PM
kapasa is addicted to soap operas...

TX-101
August 25th, 2006, 01:49 PM
yes but you are cheating roogy's lionesses with scar!
..YYYYYYUUCK!!

Simba Marasa
August 25th, 2006, 02:00 PM
so? i like Scar.

TX i dating Pumbaa & cheating on Timon...

TX-101
August 25th, 2006, 02:10 PM
nothing wrong with scar... well he is like my father.
lionesses are the problem for you...and by the way... timon and pumba work for me and you kanow what?
,.. they are cheating on you !...

Kimbai
August 25th, 2006, 06:53 PM
Egad. :gasp: So many cheaters

You are dating Sarabi and cheating on Zazu, and also thinking about going out with Simba Marasa.

DUN DUN DUN....

Simba Marasa
August 25th, 2006, 07:45 PM
kimbai is just jealous cuz she's too young to cheat on anyone.

Kapasa
August 25th, 2006, 08:32 PM
^ as is Marasa...well you could be

Simba Marasa
August 25th, 2006, 08:47 PM
kapasa is only six (decades)

Kapasa
August 25th, 2006, 08:54 PM
at least I havent retired unlike some ^^^

TX-101
August 25th, 2006, 10:37 PM
yes! Tomorow i'll shot someone for you Sgt.Kapasa (you know what ;)). You should do the same with her.

Kimbai
August 25th, 2006, 11:51 PM
I ban masa, becuase I can to date :grrr: I just choose not to. Highschool is first, even though school sucks. So there. :p

II ban Kapasa for being six and yet still be 17 at the same trime...:thinks:

I ban TX becuase only the kitty extermintor can shoot! Not you!

Simba Marasa
August 26th, 2006, 12:06 AM
kimbai says she can date when she is obviously only a four-month old kitten. that's too young, even for a cat!

lion_roog
August 26th, 2006, 12:13 AM
marasa is too old to date me...:diva:

Kimbai
August 26th, 2006, 12:15 AM
Roog is too young to date anybody

lion_roog
August 26th, 2006, 12:16 AM
Kinbai wishes she could date me!...:diva:

Kimbai
August 26th, 2006, 12:32 AM
Roog is living i a false world, and world where he belives anyone would accually date him. Sad....

Simba Marasa
August 26th, 2006, 01:28 AM
sorry, kimbai. you are supposed to lie in this thread...that was actually the truth.

kimbai was once arrested for swimming in a bowl of soup at the white house.

Kapasa
August 26th, 2006, 11:14 AM
is most likely responsible for the end of the world in 2009. Someone must stop her now trying to create a new vacuum dimesion...which releases large amounts of energy and consumes normal vacuum in space, changing the laws of physics in its wake....

Simba Marasa
August 26th, 2006, 01:35 PM
kapasa does not realize that the world ended in 1994 and we are all biological batteries living in an alien manufactured illusion.

Kapasa
August 26th, 2006, 01:58 PM
ohh..... soo thats why I always feel weak around 6 pm! There draining my life force...

marasa knows the way out of this matrix..ish sort of world. But lost the piece of paper with all the details on dooming humanity to the greys....for at least the next week.

Simba Marasa
August 26th, 2006, 02:11 PM
kapasa ate the blue pill

Kapasa
August 26th, 2006, 03:47 PM
and marasa ate both...without a glass of water to wash it down. Oh the shock oh the horror....

Kimbai
August 26th, 2006, 08:01 PM
Kapasa is obessed with The Matrix

TX-101
August 26th, 2006, 08:03 PM
What's that? I'm away shoting all day and when i return from battlefield, tired and all .. i find Marasa stil alive?! what is the meaning of this Sgt.Kapasa?!
Oh .. i see... Kimbai's fault!

Kimbai
August 26th, 2006, 08:06 PM
Aha. Alas, tis is kimbai's fault....

TX wasn't realy at the battlefield... He isnt really a General. He is a show gril in desguise....No wait.....Sadam Husein in disguise.....*aims kitty immobilizer at TX* prepare to be immobilized :die:

Simba Marasa
August 26th, 2006, 08:25 PM
kimbai has not been house-trained...

lion_roog
August 26th, 2006, 09:09 PM
Marasa is not actually a female...nor is she a male...or a hermaphrodite...But rather she is a human with a new form of gender!...:gasp:

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 02:37 PM
Roog is in a mental ward with a old lady as his nurse with a pimple on her nose.

Kapasa
August 27th, 2006, 03:33 PM
Kimbai works in a hospital and has a large pimple on her nose

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 03:40 PM
Kapasa is my slave and now has to pop the pimple :irule:

Kapasa
August 27th, 2006, 03:46 PM
kimbai knows that if you scratch/pop/etc. the pimples then only get worse and start to build little bacterial colony cities on ones face.

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 03:48 PM
Not if ya pop it at the right time.....:irule:


Kapasa almost drowned in molasess.

Kapasa
August 27th, 2006, 03:51 PM
^ is very likely to be be a zeta reticuli in disguise.

Simba Marasa
August 27th, 2006, 04:12 PM
kapasa phoned home but is still waiting for the mothership to swing by and take hiim away...

Kapasa
August 27th, 2006, 06:14 PM
i didnt have enough credit.

marasa is the largest bird of prey, with a wingspan of 50 ft.! No one has ever manged to record this bird, because every explorer has been eaten.

Jackandsimba
August 27th, 2006, 06:30 PM
Kapasa is actually a murderer, known in 12 countries to be dangerous, harmful, and a bad dresser. :p

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 09:34 PM
You are accually a zoo keeper who is now dead and haunts the zoo.

Simba Marasa
August 27th, 2006, 09:35 PM
won the world contest for sucking down 12 bushels of raw willipa oysters in just under ten minutes.

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 09:51 PM
Actually goes by the name B.B. Gobblestopper....or that may just be her working name...:D

Simba Marasa
August 27th, 2006, 10:02 PM
no, my working name is naughty mara.

roog's working name is "hey, you!"

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 10:13 PM
:haha:...Actually, at one job, I had the nick name "Crack Head Billy"...:D

Naughty Mara doesn't accept Credit Cards and prefers cash...checks will be held 14 days for them to clear...:D

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 10:22 PM
Roog has joined Bob in "natural Male Enhancement" commercial.

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 10:26 PM
Kimbai wishes she could party with Bob and myself...:D

Simba Marasa
August 27th, 2006, 10:26 PM
kimbai haz no sense of direction at all and often gets trapped in bathroom stalls because she can't find the door...

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 10:27 PM
Marasa just plain has no sense...or cents...she's broke!

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 10:36 PM
I ban you becuase you are more broke than her, and live on the streets of NY

Simba Marasa
August 27th, 2006, 10:42 PM
kimbai cannot read and does not know that this is the lie thread (hee hee)

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 10:43 PM
Kimbai has her threads in perfect order...:D

Marasa needs to quit beating me!...:grrr:

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 10:44 PM
masa: I ban you for not going to school and throwing spit wads at the teachers..
roog: I ban you for not beating her. Go faster you lump!

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 10:50 PM
Kimbai just keeps on messing up in this thread...she makes Marasa look good...:D

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 10:52 PM
Oh yeah? Well not only are you gender confused, but you are also slow and keep missing on the threads!

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 10:53 PM
Kimbai wishes she was me...:diva:

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 10:53 PM
Roog wishes he was Micheal Jackson's son.

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 10:54 PM
Hell yeah!...I'd be rich as hell!

Kimbai is in love with me...:diva:

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 10:55 PM
Alas, but your father would be...odd.

Roog wishes that he was the dude with the red shirt in the sig. Far left

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 10:57 PM
Kimbai wishes she could ball like me...:D

Simba Marasa
August 27th, 2006, 10:59 PM
roog was a basket ball in his last life and a golf ball in the life before that one. when he dies this time, he will be reincarnated as a bowling ball...

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 11:02 PM
Masa shall come back as a turtle. :cheese:

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 11:02 PM
Want's to come back as a turle, too!

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 11:04 PM
Nope. I shall come back as this guy:

http://www.davidrgilbert.com/blog/humor/uploaded_images/cat_w_gun-738066.gif


Wants to be a snowman

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 11:08 PM
Wants to be my Wife

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 11:08 PM
Wants to be the guy I am shooting in that pic. *aims*

Simba Marasa
August 27th, 2006, 11:10 PM
has fallen desperately in love with roog and wants to marry him...

you two were made for each other!
I'll plan your wedding!

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 11:11 PM
Is roog's mother :haha:


(I cancel de wedding!)

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 11:11 PM
Marasa wants to join in and get married, too!...I support Polygamy...:D

Kimbai is just Wrong!...That's nasty...:p

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 11:17 PM
Don't deny it. You are her son!

You love being her son:evilgrin:

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 11:20 PM
Nooooo....I am not Oedipus!...:grrr:

kimbai is very evil!

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 11:21 PM
bwhahahahaa :evilgrin:

Roog shall live with masa forever and has to care for her in the nursing home.....


When she gets there that is;)

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 11:23 PM
Kimbai is our illegitamite love child...:D

Kimbai
August 27th, 2006, 11:26 PM
Roog is mentally ill. bwhahaaa

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 11:28 PM
Not yet I 'm not!...:p

Kimbai wishes to be in great Galilee

Simba Marasa
August 27th, 2006, 11:43 PM
roog is denying that kimbai is our secret love child. isnt that right, snookie?

lion_roog
August 27th, 2006, 11:49 PM
Marasa is deny that Kimbai may not even be our love child...but the secret thrid wheel in our forbidden romance!

Simba Marasa
August 28th, 2006, 12:08 AM
only if that wheel is from a tricycle.
is roog a cradle robber? inquiring minds want to know...

lion_roog
August 28th, 2006, 12:10 AM
Only if she is of legal age...:D

Marasa wants me all to herself...:rawr:

Utora
August 28th, 2006, 12:31 AM
Roog attempted to turn the Atlantic into a massive electric water dish and ended up turning all aquatic life into unanimous objects - narwahl's burst into jugs of milk, clown fish into cans of fart, whales into burst bratwurst, shrimp into sausage links, puffin fish into cabbage - and the SPCA was not pleased. He served 16 years in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where he adapted the name Sir Hollow Leg and ended up getting a job at Hardee's when his term was served - where he now serves the wonderful citizens of the USA , Hardees Burgers.

lion_roog
August 28th, 2006, 05:30 AM
haha...Utora goes by the name Hott Hips in a hit TV show called SMUSH...:D

Simba Marasa
August 28th, 2006, 07:01 AM
roog considers himself to be the missing link between man and feline. the trouble is that many women also think this is true and so they either avoid him at all costs or hunt him down, capture him, and add him to their secret zoos where he is taught how to behave politely while serving drinks...

TX-101
August 28th, 2006, 10:23 PM
Eh, Marasa... Is that a way to treat your boyfriend roogy? You never told him about me huh?:wicked:

lion_roog
August 28th, 2006, 10:45 PM
TX and Marasa got together in her casa, scheming up simple sayings saying something about Maracas, Hermosillo is a city of a half a million, yo...and they are living in the middle of it all, also...Scheming to be dreaming of living to see days of victory over me, but that ain't happening, because I'm untouchable like America's richest...go against me and better have your tombstones ready for those ditches, Because I'll bury ya...end up scary'a...coming back to attack you in the interior...I'm just superior, like Lake Superior, I'll drown you just like normal business...can't come at me, that would be a suicidal mission...But you can keep on wishin', dreams are killed everyday by my extraordinary visions...

Simba Marasa
August 29th, 2006, 12:06 AM
roog can't rhyme worth a darn and doesn't know the first thing about making classy poetry.

HasiraKali
August 29th, 2006, 02:54 AM
Marasa hacks up neon pink hairballs. :p

Simba Marasa
August 29th, 2006, 02:57 AM
HasiraKali has put lables on her avvy to cover up the fact that she has skewered poor Roger with white arrows in a fit of jealously after she discovered that he liked Nala better than her...

HasiraKali
August 29th, 2006, 03:00 AM
:lol: He does kind of look like a voodoo doll if you ignore the words.

^Marasa is trying to slander me because she secretly covets my harem.

Simba Marasa
August 29th, 2006, 03:09 AM
HEY!!! http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/umoron.jpg i OPENLY covet yer harem...there's no "secretly" about it. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/ImaGenius.jpg

HK's Simbas threatened to leave her, so now she's got them trapped in little bitty boxes in her signature space on a wierd lion king forum -- in the twilight zone... (cue music)

HasiraKali
August 29th, 2006, 03:12 AM
:lol:

Marasa has a Jar-Jar Binks toothbrush.

Simba Marasa
August 29th, 2006, 03:16 AM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/Gotcha.jpg OOOOH, you are so mean!

HK's favorite movie is "The Ewok Adventure"

lion_roog
August 29th, 2006, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by Simba Marasa
roog can't rhyme worth a darn and doesn't know the first thing about making classy poetry.

Actually, that wouldn't classify as poetry...it is known as a battle freestyle verse or battle rap...:p

Marasa wishes she could spit out verses as fast as this, wishes she could be just like me, wishes for it nightly, upon a star, but don't look to the sky cuz I don't live that far, I'll slice and dice you, tongue like a sword, Opening up old wounds and sores, showing that I'm nice too, I'll come back and bandage you...and then bill you, come and collect on your soul, add your skull to the collection I have at home, just another victim of my lyrical kingdom

Simba Marasa
August 29th, 2006, 07:34 AM
wow. that's beauti....i mean, ewwww, yuck! that's horrible! awful even! stinky...phew! dreadful. roog is a terrible poet and still can't make a coherant sentence...