Make Up an Outrageous Lie About Poster Above

[Nephilim]

Because my game is clearly more fun than the other one, and inspires more originality than "Nephilim lives in London", "Nephilim is a mod!" and so on, so forth ad nauseum.

Basically it's what the title says, but let's avoid anything actually offensive. So if I was replying to Nephilim, I would say something along the lines of:

^ Nephilim hopes one day to become a plastic surgeon, but unfortunately is lacking hands so liposuction will have to be done with a straw.

[lion_roog]

Marasa apparently thinks I want to share her style...But she needs to think a little more top of the line in fashion...;)

[lion_roog]

I now fire Marasa for her lack of fashion vision...She has been demoted to foot massager...:D

[lion_roog]

MArasa just got demoted again...now she will assist in cleaning off my drool whenever I need it...:D

[lion_roog]

Three words...Torture and compliance...;)

[lion_roog]

:haha:...You're the one being tortured here...I am a very important Man with a lot of friends...:nukasm:

Maybe if you beg real good, I may let you off easy...:D

[lion_roog]

Uhhh...silk?...:uhno:

And don't try anything funny...you are always being watched...;)

[lion_roog]

:haha:...YOu have confused me...tape what...silk???

[lion_roog]

Goodnight...Sweet Dreams...:nukasm:

[Kapasa]

Nightmares...I had a crazy horrible dream where I failed Physics, oh wait I did?! Nooooo

[lion_roog]

Man...physics is hard...I barely passed it with an "A"...:D

It is always important to remember that what goes up takes the same amount of time to go up as it does to come down...sans wind resistance and other such variables...:D

[Kapasa]

your taking the *** right. Cos im in a very bad mood, i dont know what i'll do im feeling a little jumpy today. You may be the top physicist in the world, but u cant think fast enough to stop bullets can ya, HAGDGAHAHaahahahahahahah.....why do i keep missing?!!!

I know i'll throw the gun at you, didnt expect that did ya.

[lion_roog]

:haha:...Physics is very hard...you must be one with the cosines, sines, and the fact that gravity pulls things down...Do it, you must...young padawan...

[Kapasa]

You know you may have your way with the women and secrete poetry to charm others....

But your completly useless at cheering people up, im all depressed and your all like its easy as pie. Can you ever not be sacastic....or brutally honest???

[lion_roog]

Well, look at it this way...I aced physics in the worst state for education in the United States...getting good grades here is easy...all you have to do is show up, basically...hell, if they gave out driver's licenses here like they do passing grades then the streets would be filled with blind people driving...:D

Unless you plan on getting a job where you have to deal with physics, I wouldn't be too upset about it...hell, physics will in no way help me in my future...unless I use it to hit on women...like "Hey Baby, two bodies in motion stay in motion...if you know what I mean"...:D

[Kapasa]

sigh I guess i'll never know the meaning to life.
Anyone here know?

[lion_roog]

To serve me...:diva:

[Kapasa]

how much do ya pay?

[TX-101]

nothing...he wants you for his slave.
Sgt.Kapasa Dont I pay you enough?

[lion_roog]

:haha:...I don't pay...good service is rewarded by the prospects of being allowed to live...:nukasm:

[Kapasa]

the off-road quadbike is good and all, but i need a weapon to fight off your enemies and not just give me all these vechiles...

[TX-101]

AHaaaa... You've got my secret code cart t my new armory. U know that you've got very high rank.
Now, GO there and pick something! Anything...

[Simba Marasa]

TX has an extensive armoury of unsophisticated slingshots made from sticks and rubber bands. he is trying to upgrade to bolas, but he is having trouble procuring enough sturdy cord and rocks of the proper size...

[Kapasa]

Always late that shipment of perfectly sized rocks....sigh.

marasa i think has an unusual glow in the dark pet.....a fire lemming! (Its just a rumour, and you did'nt hear it from me, okay?)

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa is deathly afraid of my fire lemming because it bit him one night and burned down his gardening shed...

[Kapasa]

twas a good shed, next time that fire lemming wont be soo lucky, it wont get away next time i'll make sure of it.....

[TX-101]

Whats this?! Marasa strikes back? This is not a peacefull conversation anymore! To arms! Thanks for holding her Sgt.Kapasa...

[Simba Marasa]

TX is confused about the nature of my inflammatory little rodent. my cute lil' lemming is a halfway decent artist, and so i tend to overlook it's occasional incindiary quirks.

http://fanart.lionking.org/Artists/Nocturne_i_am/FireLemming.jpg

[lion_roog]

So a lemming is a real animal..?...You learn something new everyday...:D
Wait...I think I already knew that...Ahwell!...I learned something new that I already knew...:D

Marasa is Captain Planet...she's our hero...gonna take pollution down to zero!

[Kimbai]

Is in the crowd in his sig, aiming a gun at one of the basketball player's head....

[TX-101]

Kimba ... you are hiding alot of energy in you huh? alot of anger.. I know the right way to use it... heh heh:jejeje:

[lion_roog]

TX wishes he could've been at my friend's place tonight...Only problem was there needed to be more girls...:rawr:

[lion_roog]

:haha:...Marasa apparently doesn't know that I can be a very socialable person who's wit and ability to make fun of himself always seems to attract people. And I never take advantage of a drunk girl...if I did, I might have had a few children by now...:p

[lion_roog]

Marasa, not knowing that she is me pretending to be her, lost a fight with herself as me pretending to be me as her...:D

[Simba Marasa]

Roog, in pretending that he is me pretending to be him pretending to be me arguing with him, has somehow managed to squeeze himself into my leather bustier and chain-mail, and now he looks very silly arguing boolian logic with himself in a full length mirror, still thinking that he is speaking to me, i suppose. very odd...

[lion_roog]

Marasa should leave her fantasies of me wearing leather bustiers and chainmail and cheerleader uniforms to herself...or are those my fantasies?...

[Simba Marasa]

roog, as head cheerleader, is an unholy agent of evil and he and his cheerleading minions must (for the sake of humanity) die horrible and lingering deaths, hopefully involving molten lava, piranahs, and or alligators...

[lion_roog]

The skirts make my butt look big...:alone:

marasa is actually an evil dominatrix bent on taking over the world...Knowing this...the UN (with it's inabilities to actually handle anything) called upon me to defeat her...for I can not and will not be dominated...:D

[Simba Marasa]

sit, roogie...

[lion_roog]

Make me!...:diva:

Wait...I'm already sitting...Damnit!...:mad:

EDIT: Now I'm not!...Ha!...I win!...:diva:

[Simba Marasa]

shower...

[lion_roog]

I...Hate...You...








But it will not work this time!...:horror:

[Simba Marasa]

lavender soap...

[lion_roog]

You can't get to meeeeeee....Because I have full control over my mind...so far...

[Simba Marasa]

a little warm tonight.
guess i'll won't put on a nightgown...
g'night...

roog is turning blue...

[lion_roog]

My God, you're evil!!!...If only you lived closer to me...:rawr:

And only parts of me are turning blue...:p

[Kapasa]

is the one on the far left with the orange T- Shirt in his sig.

[Kimbai]

Secretly is a slave to roog and bows down to him.

[HasiraKali]

Kimbai doesn't actually have a computer chair and sits on a spike instead.

[Kapasa]

you cant go wrong with a good spike...but sitting in a bucket of hydrochloric acid is a little extreme.

[Kimbai]

He isn't really blue....he is green! :gasp:

[HasiraKali]

Doens't have a gender. :gasp:

[Kapasa]

Doesnt know that Most Princesses are in fact female. Ive yet to come across a male princess anyway.....

[HasiraKali]

Clearly you've never met a drag queen in training. :lol:

Eats raw peanuts for dinner every night. :gasp:

[Kimbai]

You have married Michael Jackson!:eww:


I've got no gender eh? well take that :p

[HasiraKali]

Had a fling with Simba. :p As long as it's not one of my harem. :grrr:

[Kimbai]

Is secretly a raccoon is disguise and plans to destroy the pridelands and marry roog :gasp: :p

[TX-101]

Marry roog?! Ha! :lol: That cant be too hard.. He wants everybody to marry him.
you are next in the line

[Kimbai]

Egad:gasp: Never!:die:


Is really an FBI agent that likes puppies and pink mini skirts.

[Kapasa]

sorry youve been booked for tommorro, roog and kimbai the latest marriage I hope this one lasts longer than 23 seconds...

[Kimbai]

Ah. Well, instead of "i do" I shall say "I don't" :p


He doesn't live in England, but llives in China with Mulan.

[Kapasa]

China, awesomeness place that...i do live in England otherwise I wuld'nt drink 5 cups of tea a day (its complusory)

Is clearly completly insane.

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa secretly dumps his cumpulsory tea into a handy potted philidendron that is being slowly poisoned by all the tanic acid...

[Kapasa]

^ harvests my philidendron's leaves. Puts them in a mortor and pestile and creates potions and poisons. Tanic acid has wonderfull properties! But none can cure vamperism unfortunately....

[Simba Marasa]

tanic acid is used to tan leather. and why waste tiime with philidendron leaves when i can just roll them up and sell them to desperate smokers? Kapasa has no business sense...

[Kapasa]

^ is a dragon off that British TV programme the Dragons Den, will any ideas survive?

(all dragons are muli-millionnaires who made their fortunes from business)

But a cure for vamperism is getting much closer im lacking a key ingredient.....

[Simba Marasa]

careful, i might bite your head off...

Kapasa IS the missing ingredient...(he just has to be ground up into a fine powder and then dissolved in tanic acid and distilled. But don't fret...it wont hurt... much.

[Kapasa]

unfortunately theres only one of me in this world, im quite rare you see. So er...you dont know where I am so how are you gunna factionally distill me exactly?

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa is feeling a little bit uncomfortable since revealing that he is a very rare and valuable ingredient, and wondering if certain people who would be so inclined could pinpoint his exact location without much trouble, like say via an ISP number or something...

it's such a small world...
:growl:

[Kapasa]

Marasa talks to valuable plants more than people. Marasa is beyond any help its too late for her now....

[lion_roog]

I completely agree with kapasa...he needs go and find marasa, to help her...and to bring her to me...:nukasm:

[Kimbai]

Is a stalker that watches marasa everyday, 24/7


Accually, that might be true....:eek:

[Simba Marasa]

that was actually the truth.

kimbai is a hard-bitten law-enforcement officer who breaks up illegal catnip rings and arrests criminal kitten masterminds.

Up against the wall, fuzzball! Keep your paws where i can see em. And don't try any CUTE stuff!
Awww jeeze! Not the cute stuff! Help!! I need back-up!!!

[Kimbai]

Well, How else am I suppossed to make a living? ;)

She is President Bush's mortal enemy, and breaks into his home to steal exposive devices, and not only that, is planning to destroy Disney World, Balto, and Burger King.....

[Simba Marasa]

this is the lie thread. that was the truth.
(well, except for the part about burger king. i like the whopper, mainly because it makes me think of whopping someone...)

kimbai has a crush on baloo

[Kimbai]

whoa wait :confused: Baloo the bear, Baloo my cat, or Balue from balto?



Is afraid of elephant shrews

[Simba Marasa]

kimbai is cheating on her poor cat with baloo, balue (from balto) and occasionaly dates king louie.

[HasiraKali]

^Dresses up as a blue pixie and dances around with SPARKLERS in secret. :lol:

I played at a wedding this afternoon and now I'm all weird :hmm:

[lion_roog]

Hasari is actually the actor that plays Simba in TLKoB...:D

[HasiraKali]

:diva: Yes. You have revealed my secret.

Roog is the actress that portrays the ant hill in TLKoB. :lol:

[lion_roog]

I am not a woman!!!...:grrr:

Hasira is my slave who does whatever I say...:diva:

[HasiraKali]

I am a slave to no one! NO ONE! :grrr: :lol:

SM loves all that is dull and boring. :p

[lion_roog]

I am not an actress!..:grrr:

Hasari should stop spreading rumors that I am an actress!..:p

Marasa should stop believing the rumors!...

[HasiraKali]

This is the lie thread so I shouldn't stop spreading rumours. :hmm:
Bones are in no way boring. :D

Roog is though. :p

[Simba Marasa]

HK thinks Gerard Butler is a real butler and has him trapped in her pantry folding napkins

[HasiraKali]

:lol: Oh if only. ;) I love him.

SM enjoys the smell of burnt popcorn.

[Stormfury]

/^/ Owns 1 billion-gazillion cats, 3 bionic zombies, and is overstocked with falling chandeliers ...

[Simba Marasa]

^ raises adorable little woodland critters and then EATS THEM!!!!

BUAHAAAHAAAHAAA!

[Stormfury]

/^/ Is an 85-year-old woman that drinks prune juice and smells like Pledge...

[Simba Marasa]

that's LEMON pledge to you, whipper-snapper! http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/whyme.jpg sheesh! kids these days!

Sonique is really a 12-year-old monkey-trainer in outer mongolia and lives on nothing but boiled peanuts, orange-flavoured sheep-cheese, and diet shasta.

[lion_roog]

Can you really boil peanuts?

Marasa is the arch angel sent to Earth to tell me that I forgot my wallet on the bus...How nice...:kiss:

[Stormfury]

/^/ Has a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti that he runs people over with...

[lion_roog]

Man...I wish!...:D

Sonique is actually my cousin of the same name...:D

[Simba Marasa]

roog has no human relatives...because he is from a different species

[lion_roog]

Marasa has no brains!...Because she's from a different species!!!...:grrr:...Gawd, i suck!

[Stormfury]

/^/ Is pregnant with my baby. :o

[lion_roog]

Is our hired Maid....:D

[lion_roog]

Hey!...I am a virgin!...:grrr:

Knows that i will be wearing white and is my Maid of honor!

[Kapasa]

You know those stringy bits on the side of the banana that you can never bring yourself to eat. Well Roog only eats these bits out of the whole banana!

[HasiraKali]

You know the mushy bits on an apple after it's sat around for awhile? Kapasa is those bits.

[TX-101]

He he, hsiraKali.... go back into your den... i mean... home.

[Kapasa]

of course I eat fermented apples....pure sweet sweet ethanol.

Lives in a house with a red roof. How could you.....

[Kimbai]

You are infested with fleas and are being tracked down by rabid show monkeys

[Kapasa]

and your my rabid circus show stalker monkey.

Who is by a startling coincidence being tracked down by blue flea infested mushy/old apple eating deamons.

[Kimbai]

egad :gasp:


I ban you for liking the mushy part of apples....

[Kapasa]

no there fermented silly.

I ban you for your obession with EGAD??!!

[TX-101]

you both missed the thread... Someone is going in front of wall... You know what is next.... I choose Kimbai.

[Kimbai]

Egad.


ah ha. Wrong thread.:cheese:



Well, you are addicted to crack and your partner in crime is a kitten named Scott, who was recently fixed and has joined a gang

[Kapasa]

Dont mess with Scott, he may look cute but dont be fooled!

Kimbai thinks that when a tree falls in a forest and there is no one there, that there is still a noise.

[Kimbai]

I ban you cuz I know everything :irule:

And btw, "egad" is a good obsession. The word pws.


EDIT: OYE! wrong thread again XD


ahem. Kapasa believe he can fly, but when he jumps from a plane he realizes the awful truth.....

[Simba Marasa]

a moment after this shot was taken, the ruthless criminal known as "Killer Kimbai" attacked the arresting police officers, scratching them soundly and biting them on the ankles and then escaped.

If anyone has seen this criminal kitten, do not approach her or feed her, no matter how keeeeeyooot she looks. she is armed (five claws on each front paw and four on the each back one, plus those tiny little teeth...) so please call the FBI. there is a reward of $2.35 for her, dead or alive...preferably alive because they need a good mouser up at attica state pen...

[Kimbai]

eh..?

hey I, the great Kimbai, capnip ruler, master in crime, is worth more than two freaking dollars! :grrr: The police shall pay.... I shall cough up my furrballs of doom...bwhahahaa

Marasa is really my partner in crime....a teacup poodle!

[Stormfury]

/^/ Chucks Rubik's Cubes at passerby's.

[TX-101]

You are all a bunch of criminals!
Well, make a good thing in your life.
work for the largest army on whole lea. That's us.
Or just stay a criminal chased by everyone.

[Stormfury]

/^/ Is a crack ***** from 32nd Street.

[Daniel]

^ has moved from a casual pipe to 60 cigarettes a day in the space of 2 weeks and 4 seconds

EDIT: Now 2 weeks and 5 seconds :secret:

[Stormfury]

/^/ Is an unsung hero from Budapest.

[Daniel]

now that is no lie :diva:

anyway...

^ is the world record holder for eating the most amount of jell0 :gasp:

[Kapasa]

Daniel

types

one

sentence

on

each

line!

[Kimbai]

You throw tomatoes at Democrats

[Simba Marasa]

you boil Republicans in flaming pitch...

[HasiraKali]

SM actually loves the blue army and abhores sporks. :gasp:

[Simba Marasa]

hasirakali has a horrible crush on Ernie Sabella and wants to have his baby...

[Adrenaline]

Simba Marasa has a hobby of poking thumbtacks into her back. Ouch.

[Simba Marasa]

adrenaline's avvy is her kindergarden picture.

[Stormfury]

/^/ Isn't simpatico to everyone.

[lion_roog]

Is Bambi, who's ears remind me of Emperor Leo in the Kimba Movie thingies...:D

[Stormfury]

/^/ Is the real Madea. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Madea.jpg)

[Kimbai]

Accually hates Bambi and is the hunter who shot and ate him, and turned Thumper's feet into a neclace.

[Kapasa]

has a large rare, exotic and precious collection of wonderful feet necklaces. In fact Kimbai long ago decided to make her own feet into a pretty necklace, before the incident occured.....a large infestation of verrucas. The outbreak was so huge that the already pitiful sales of feet necklaces dropped further.

These days she struggles to break even.....

[TX-101]

^something happened to him. I hope marasa has nothing to do with it...

[lion_roog]

^ You a look a like a lady!

[TX-101]

^ You a look a what?! First! Learn how to talk! Second! Learn who can you talk with! Third! Be quiet till you still have your tongue!
:jejeje: I can fix it in a minute...


joke

[Kimbai]

TX really doesn't have a tongue, and therefore cannot talk.

[lion_roog]

Like to lick porcupines...:D

[HasiraKali]

^Is not a porcupine and therefore has no shot at ever being licked. :p

[Simba Marasa]

^ is a porcupine, therefore needs shots...(now that she has been licked by roog...)

[lion_roog]

Knows that she would love to lick me...:licks:

[Kimbai]

Wishes that he was a rabid squirrel. I dunno why though, :thinks:

[Simba Marasa]

(with an axe)

wears a car freshener around his neck so he is always piney-fresh

[lion_roog]

Loves licking rabid squirrels...:p

Marasa and I have a rule...it's I say and she obey...:diva:

[Simba Marasa]

roog & i have a rule...i command, and he CRAWLS!!!

[lion_roog]

Marasa and I have an even better rule...it's she refers to me as "Lord and Master" and I spare her from the torture I can bring upon her...:rawr:

[HasiraKali]

^ Is compensating. :p Take that as you will. :lol:

[Simba Marasa]

HK's avvy is actually a picture of roog taken on his last birthday...

[Stormfury]

/^/ Is the French mathematician, Pierre Vernier.

[Kimbai]

Is Bambi's executor. For shame.

[Kapasa]

that kitten is scary....it looks like one of the greys.

You know? Greys

Still don't know?!

Greys are the alien race that has being studying humans for thousands of years. With abductions, anal probes and whatnot...

Still don't know?! YOUR UNBELIEVEABLE!!!

THE GREYS!!! (http:///fischinger.alien.de/Greys.gif)
Scary (http://www.mufor.org/photos/grey2.jpg)
(The guys who...do Human abduction & experimentation, animal mutilation, alledged hybrid/clone breeding program)

WERE ALL GUNNA DIE!

Anyway that kitten is a a grey....*nervously points finger*

JUST LOOK AT THOSE HEARTLESS EYES.

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa is not completely bonkers...

[Kapasa]

doesnt know that she will most likely be abducted tonight, and taken 7.3 light years away to their homeworld (Zeta 2 Reticuli IV). I just hope she doesnt wake up........

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa shall be assimilated...

[lion_roog]

Is actually a figment of my own imagination that i created one day as a defense against a lonely childhood...:D

[Kapasa]

Roog is still ignored in his adulthood, how sad. Anyway being ignored can be kinda funny, well sometimes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM)

[LunarCat]

If he was green, he would die.......:p

[Simba Marasa]

lunarcat has never been seen...(and may, in fact, not really exist...)

[HasiraKali]

^Enjoys a nice glass of ice cerebral spinal fluid before bed.

[lion_roog]

Is cheating on her Simbas with scar...:gasp:

[Simba Marasa]

^ is cheating on his lionesses with Scar...

[TX-101]

You're disgusting!
problem is that you are doing the same thing!

[lion_roog]

So Marasa is cheating on my lionesses with Scar?!...:uhno:

[Kapasa]

*Gasps*, to be continued....

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa is addicted to soap operas...

[TX-101]

yes but you are cheating roogy's lionesses with scar!
..YYYYYYUUCK!!

[Simba Marasa]

so? i like Scar.

TX i dating Pumbaa & cheating on Timon...

[TX-101]

nothing wrong with scar... well he is like my father.
lionesses are the problem for you...and by the way... timon and pumba work for me and you kanow what?
,.. they are cheating on you !...

[Kimbai]

Egad. :gasp: So many cheaters

You are dating Sarabi and cheating on Zazu, and also thinking about going out with Simba Marasa.

DUN DUN DUN....

[Simba Marasa]

kimbai is just jealous cuz she's too young to cheat on anyone.

[Kapasa]

^ as is Marasa...well you could be

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa is only six (decades)

[Kapasa]

at least I havent retired unlike some ^^^

[TX-101]

yes! Tomorow i'll shot someone for you Sgt.Kapasa (you know what ;)). You should do the same with her.

[Kimbai]

I ban masa, becuase I can to date :grrr: I just choose not to. Highschool is first, even though school sucks. So there. :p

II ban Kapasa for being six and yet still be 17 at the same trime...:thinks:

I ban TX becuase only the kitty extermintor can shoot! Not you!

[Simba Marasa]

kimbai says she can date when she is obviously only a four-month old kitten. that's too young, even for a cat!

[lion_roog]

marasa is too old to date me...:diva:

[Kimbai]

Roog is too young to date anybody

[lion_roog]

Kinbai wishes she could date me!...:diva:

[Kimbai]

Roog is living i a false world, and world where he belives anyone would accually date him. Sad....

[Simba Marasa]

sorry, kimbai. you are supposed to lie in this thread...that was actually the truth.

kimbai was once arrested for swimming in a bowl of soup at the white house.

[Kapasa]

is most likely responsible for the end of the world in 2009. Someone must stop her now trying to create a new vacuum dimesion...which releases large amounts of energy and consumes normal vacuum in space, changing the laws of physics in its wake....

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa does not realize that the world ended in 1994 and we are all biological batteries living in an alien manufactured illusion.

[Kapasa]

ohh..... soo thats why I always feel weak around 6 pm! There draining my life force...

marasa knows the way out of this matrix..ish sort of world. But lost the piece of paper with all the details on dooming humanity to the greys....for at least the next week.

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa ate the blue pill

[Kapasa]

and marasa ate both...without a glass of water to wash it down. Oh the shock oh the horror....

[Kimbai]

Kapasa is obessed with The Matrix

[TX-101]

What's that? I'm away shoting all day and when i return from battlefield, tired and all .. i find Marasa stil alive?! what is the meaning of this Sgt.Kapasa?!
Oh .. i see... Kimbai's fault!

[Kimbai]

Aha. Alas, tis is kimbai's fault....

TX wasn't realy at the battlefield... He isnt really a General. He is a show gril in desguise....No wait.....Sadam Husein in disguise.....*aims kitty immobilizer at TX* prepare to be immobilized :die:

[Simba Marasa]

kimbai has not been house-trained...

[lion_roog]

Marasa is not actually a female...nor is she a male...or a hermaphrodite...But rather she is a human with a new form of gender!...:gasp:

[Kimbai]

Roog is in a mental ward with a old lady as his nurse with a pimple on her nose.

[Kapasa]

Kimbai works in a hospital and has a large pimple on her nose

[Kimbai]

Kapasa is my slave and now has to pop the pimple :irule:

[Kapasa]

kimbai knows that if you scratch/pop/etc. the pimples then only get worse and start to build little bacterial colony cities on ones face.

[Kimbai]

Not if ya pop it at the right time.....:irule:


Kapasa almost drowned in molasess.

[Kapasa]

^ is very likely to be be a zeta reticuli in disguise.

[Simba Marasa]

kapasa phoned home but is still waiting for the mothership to swing by and take hiim away...

[Kapasa]

i didnt have enough credit.

marasa is the largest bird of prey, with a wingspan of 50 ft.! No one has ever manged to record this bird, because every explorer has been eaten.

[Jackandsimba]

Kapasa is actually a murderer, known in 12 countries to be dangerous, harmful, and a bad dresser. :p

[Kimbai]

You are accually a zoo keeper who is now dead and haunts the zoo.

[Simba Marasa]

won the world contest for sucking down 12 bushels of raw willipa oysters in just under ten minutes.

[lion_roog]

Actually goes by the name B.B. Gobblestopper....or that may just be her working name...:D

[Simba Marasa]

no, my working name is naughty mara.

roog's working name is "hey, you!"

[lion_roog]

:haha:...Actually, at one job, I had the nick name "Crack Head Billy"...:D

Naughty Mara doesn't accept Credit Cards and prefers cash...checks will be held 14 days for them to clear...:D

[Kimbai]

Roog has joined Bob in "natural Male Enhancement" commercial.

[lion_roog]

Kimbai wishes she could party with Bob and myself...:D

[Simba Marasa]

kimbai haz no sense of direction at all and often gets trapped in bathroom stalls because she can't find the door...

[lion_roog]

Marasa just plain has no sense...or cents...she's broke!

[Kimbai]

I ban you becuase you are more broke than her, and live on the streets of NY

[Simba Marasa]

kimbai cannot read and does not know that this is the lie thread (hee hee)

[lion_roog]

Kimbai has her threads in perfect order...:D

Marasa needs to quit beating me!...:grrr:

[Kimbai]

masa: I ban you for not going to school and throwing spit wads at the teachers..
roog: I ban you for not beating her. Go faster you lump!

[lion_roog]

Kimbai just keeps on messing up in this thread...she makes Marasa look good...:D

[Kimbai]

Oh yeah? Well not only are you gender confused, but you are also slow and keep missing on the threads!

[lion_roog]

Kimbai wishes she was me...:diva:

[Kimbai]

Roog wishes he was Micheal Jackson's son.

[lion_roog]

Hell yeah!...I'd be rich as hell!

Kimbai is in love with me...:diva:

[Kimbai]

Alas, but your father would be...odd.

Roog wishes that he was the dude with the red shirt in the sig. Far left

[lion_roog]

Kimbai wishes she could ball like me...:D

[Simba Marasa]

roog was a basket ball in his last life and a golf ball in the life before that one. when he dies this time, he will be reincarnated as a bowling ball...

[Kimbai]

Masa shall come back as a turtle. :cheese:

[lion_roog]

Want's to come back as a turle, too!

[Kimbai]

Nope. I shall come back as this guy:

http://www.davidrgilbert.com/blog/humor/uploaded_images/cat_w_gun-738066.gif


Wants to be a snowman

[lion_roog]

Wants to be my Wife

[Kimbai]

Wants to be the guy I am shooting in that pic. *aims*

[Simba Marasa]

has fallen desperately in love with roog and wants to marry him...

you two were made for each other!
I'll plan your wedding!

[Kimbai]

Is roog's mother :haha:


(I cancel de wedding!)

[lion_roog]

Marasa wants to join in and get married, too!...I support Polygamy...:D

Kimbai is just Wrong!...That's nasty...:p

[Kimbai]

Don't deny it. You are her son!

You love being her son:evilgrin:

[lion_roog]

Nooooo....I am not Oedipus!...:grrr:

kimbai is very evil!

[Kimbai]

bwhahahahaa :evilgrin:

Roog shall live with masa forever and has to care for her in the nursing home.....


When she gets there that is;)

[lion_roog]

Kimbai is our illegitamite love child...:D

[Kimbai]

Roog is mentally ill. bwhahaaa

[lion_roog]

Not yet I 'm not!...:p

Kimbai wishes to be in great Galilee

[Simba Marasa]

roog is denying that kimbai is our secret love child. isnt that right, snookie?

[lion_roog]

Marasa is deny that Kimbai may not even be our love child...but the secret thrid wheel in our forbidden romance!

[Simba Marasa]

only if that wheel is from a tricycle.
is roog a cradle robber? inquiring minds want to know...

[lion_roog]

Only if she is of legal age...:D

Marasa wants me all to herself...:rawr:

[Utora]

Roog attempted to turn the Atlantic into a massive electric water dish and ended up turning all aquatic life into unanimous objects - narwahl's burst into jugs of milk, clown fish into cans of fart, whales into burst bratwurst, shrimp into sausage links, puffin fish into cabbage - and the SPCA was not pleased. He served 16 years in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba where he adapted the name Sir Hollow Leg and ended up getting a job at Hardee's when his term was served - where he now serves the wonderful citizens of the USA , Hardees Burgers.

[lion_roog]

haha...Utora goes by the name Hott Hips in a hit TV show called SMUSH...:D

[Simba Marasa]

roog considers himself to be the missing link between man and feline. the trouble is that many women also think this is true and so they either avoid him at all costs or hunt him down, capture him, and add him to their secret zoos where he is taught how to behave politely while serving drinks...

[TX-101]

Eh, Marasa... Is that a way to treat your boyfriend roogy? You never told him about me huh?:wicked:

[lion_roog]

TX and Marasa got together in her casa, scheming up simple sayings saying something about Maracas, Hermosillo is a city of a half a million, yo...and they are living in the middle of it all, also...Scheming to be dreaming of living to see days of victory over me, but that ain't happening, because I'm untouchable like America's richest...go against me and better have your tombstones ready for those ditches, Because I'll bury ya...end up scary'a...coming back to attack you in the interior...I'm just superior, like Lake Superior, I'll drown you just like normal business...can't come at me, that would be a suicidal mission...But you can keep on wishin', dreams are killed everyday by my extraordinary visions...

[Simba Marasa]

roog can't rhyme worth a darn and doesn't know the first thing about making classy poetry.

[HasiraKali]

Marasa hacks up neon pink hairballs. :p

[Simba Marasa]

HasiraKali has put lables on her avvy to cover up the fact that she has skewered poor Roger with white arrows in a fit of jealously after she discovered that he liked Nala better than her...

[HasiraKali]

:lol: He does kind of look like a voodoo doll if you ignore the words.

^Marasa is trying to slander me because she secretly covets my harem.

[Simba Marasa]

HEY!!! http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/umoron.jpg i OPENLY covet yer harem...there's no "secretly" about it. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/ImaGenius.jpg

HK's Simbas threatened to leave her, so now she's got them trapped in little bitty boxes in her signature space on a wierd lion king forum -- in the twilight zone... (cue music)

[HasiraKali]

:lol:

Marasa has a Jar-Jar Binks toothbrush.

[Simba Marasa]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/Gotcha.jpg OOOOH, you are so mean!

HK's favorite movie is "The Ewok Adventure"

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by Simba Marasa
roog can't rhyme worth a darn and doesn't know the first thing about making classy poetry.

Actually, that wouldn't classify as poetry...it is known as a battle freestyle verse or battle rap...:p

Marasa wishes she could spit out verses as fast as this, wishes she could be just like me, wishes for it nightly, upon a star, but don't look to the sky cuz I don't live that far, I'll slice and dice you, tongue like a sword, Opening up old wounds and sores, showing that I'm nice too, I'll come back and bandage you...and then bill you, come and collect on your soul, add your skull to the collection I have at home, just another victim of my lyrical kingdom

[Simba Marasa]

wow. that's beauti....i mean, ewwww, yuck! that's horrible! awful even! stinky...phew! dreadful. roog is a terrible poet and still can't make a coherant sentence...