Make Up an Outrageous Lie About Poster Above

[Rook]

Came from under my bed

[This Land]

Eats Lamp Bulbs

[Safila]

doesn't like motorbikes at all and throwen everything in rubbish and prefes to walk everywhere, while spitting watermelon seeds at old ladies:hugs:

[DarkPaw]

Walks around barefoot on top of frail, old ladies whilst eating watermelon.

[Rook]

Likes watching Safila do so

[Safila]

spends all her free time watching things happening in australia when she should be out in the fields looking after the goats and sheep

[Rook]

Ate all my goats and sheep thus rendering my looking-after abilities meaningless.

[Safila]

has turned vegetarian after eating poisonous meat, last seen scoffing down dandelions weeds, thistles and mushrooms and looking for a place to unload all the fibre.

[lionloversam]

Has just been hired as a tobacco lobyist to encourage young ones to start smoking.

[Safila]

Has just spent last 2 days getting tattoo removed cause his mum didnt like the colour, and replaced it with large multi coloured tattoo saying "safila is thy goddess" also with sparklers surrounding the words.

[DarkPaw]

Has just signed a deal with the sparkler company to give children at schools free tattoos that say: "safila is thy goddess".

[Haleo]

Is Very unhappy that this had made the 102nd page. As we speak, he kills Old Man Smitherson. D:

[Guntur]

Love Boney M and from South Los Angeles

[lionloversam]

Can not speak a single word of english

[Safila]

Is moving to Australia so he can learn how to play his plastic digereroo properly and learn how to cook pavlova =]

[lionloversam]

Is moving to America to compete in the hot dog eating contest followed by a chili pepper eating contest.

[Haleo]

Is NOT Lionloversam, but a parasite in his brain who his killed Him. He wishes to kill us too, Haleo is just the only one to have caught on.

[Monai]

Haleo murdered 8 billion trillion people. As a punishment, she was shrunk to the size of a grapefruit and imprisoned in a bass guitar for all eternity by the sun god Ra.

[lionloversam]

Monai wanted the screen name "Money" but chose monai as a cover so people would not constantly ask him for loans and not pay him back.

[Safila]

Got 2nd tattoo, but spelt safila and goddess wrong on it, so is reading thru dictionaries to see what it can be changed to.

[simbamarasa]

has never touched water

[SVelasquez]

simbamarasa has some unfinished business with the teacher who failed her in Geometry class.

[simbamarasa]

does not know how to use that eraser thingy on the end of a pencil...

[SVelasquez]

^ tried to push open a door that was marked "Pull".

[simbamarasa]

thinks horatio caine is the commander of the pacific fleet...

[SVelasquez]

^ Doesn't know who Horatio Alger is.

Ah, so I'm not alone in the CSI: Miami pool.

[simbamarasa]

(actually i do know: go west young man...)

can only read books that are upside down...

[SVelasquez]

(I actually can read upside down, like Alexx.)

^ Drives a SmartCar.

[Safila]

Lives in China and eats lychees and watermelon all day

[lionloversam]

^is married to simbamarasa

[SVelasquez]

^ Is the DA of New York.

[Safila]

drives a moped while painting his fingernails bright red

[SVelasquez]

^ is really the person who smells the mail before it gets sent to the recipients.

[Safila]

Collects teaspoons and old sugar packets from all McDonalds stores as he drives around all day doing nothing

[lionloversam]

Has never been mod on any message board on the whole net and is considering becoming a buddist monk.

[SVelasquez]

^ Went outside on Halloween dressed in a Hazmat suit and his first "treat" of the night was a free pair of bracelets.

[Safila]

went outside dressed as red riding hood, even the wolves wouldn't go near him

[SVelasquez]

^ Owns a .38 Special with absolutely no recoil, but still can't seem to hit the silhouette.

[Safila]

Likes to take photos of himself in pain when he waxes his legs and underarms.

[SVelasquez]

^ Last job was the newspaper delivery employee who took out three mailboxes and a stop sign.

[Safila]

watches him every monday morning running outside in his frilly nightdress and hair in curlers, stealing the milk and newspaper from the neighburhood kids.

[SVelasquez]

^ Is secretly one of the people who dresses up in fur suits (nothing's wrong with that, though, but I don't do it).

[Safila]

sure sure..bit hot for fursuits here in queensland tho..

has been looking in catalogues for new fluffy slippers to go with his nightwear, needs more sparkles that sun can shine off

[SVelasquez]

^ Somehow misfired a crossbow. (That's not even possible, is it?)

[Safila]

Wishes Calleigh had black hair and left CSI Miami to be in Days Of Our LIves

[SVelasquez]

Thinks that Horatio Caine is the hottest thing on two legs.

[Safila]

wishes he was Horatio Caine cause he loves the way he swishes back his jacket to reach for his gun

[SVelasquez]

^ Became a traitor to her team in an online video game.

[Safila]

Has been standing in garden looking thru curtains to see what video games I play

[Lion King Stu]

Is actually sitting in my attic...perving down on me right now *shudders*

[lionloversam]

Is actually just a lion-ized version of Harry Potter.

[SVelasquez]

^ Is absolutely addicted to caffeinated soft drinks.

[lionloversam]

Gives me a can of red bull every day to support this addicition because he is the owner of the largest caffiene manufacturer in the world

[SVelasquez]

^ Absolutely wishes that they would make a crime drama using the TLK characters.

[Safila]

has visions of being nala so he can wear his frilly tutu

[lionloversam]

wears a dog collar every where she goes

[SVelasquez]

Is a tomb raider.

[Safila]

doesn't want to be Horatio Crane anymore but Harrison Ford

[SVelasquez]

Owns a BB gun and can use it with fairly high accuracy, but people in five feet of the target in her BB range still duck when she steps up to fire.

[Safila]

(you should see me with a javelin spear at school..they run hehe)

has decided 1000 posts is way too many, so going to delete and start over at 16..

[lionloversam]

Has invited everyone here to her 'garden party'.

[Safila]

Is coming to my garden party and bringing a barrell of pickled onions that we can all dunk for

[lionloversam]

^ is allergic to almonds

[Safila]

always opens all xmas presents under the tree night before and then rewraps after switching around name tags.

[SVelasquez]

Absoultely loves frog's legs and roasted cow tounge.

[Safila]

Loves to run outside in the rain and throws himself on a clothesline and pretend hes a peg holding up hankies

[SVelasquez]

Absolutely loves to dress up as Calleigh Duquesne and run around shouting "Miami-Dade PD!"

[Safila]

^ ( mmm never thought of that..let me think...noooooo)


Is planning to throw out all tvs in house so he doesn't have to watch police programs anymore, cause they are just so sexist and boring

[Shadow]

^ thinks this thread is uselesshttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/Shadow_89/Smylies/Xp.gif

hehe

[Guntur]

^ Love mosquito :confused:

[Safila]

loves to ride around in V8 cars with dice swinging from mirrors, and his bass turned up loud on radio

[SVelasquez]

^ Ghostrides her parents' 1993 Toyota Camry when they aren't lookin'.

[Safila]

is trading in his vehicle for a little yellow and white striped gogomobile

[SVelasquez]

^ Has recently begged her parents to buy her a candy-apple red Dodge Ram SRT-10 for her 16th.

[Monai]

^ Is an action figure secretly convinced he is the only one who can save the world, and tries to convince other toys in the store of the same as well as trying to free himself of his commercial-packaging cage.

[SVelasquez]

^ Was talking about himself.

=P

[lionloversam]

^ is a fourty year old woman.... :p

[Safila]

now runs a day care centre for babies cause he really good at nappy changing

[SVelasquez]

^ Has a reputation built on her destructive abilities.

[Safila]

needs to spend more time on lea cause hes never on any more

[lionloversam]

^loves to offend people

[Safila]

sings opera and rap to me over the phone on sundays

[SVelasquez]

Has a really odd obsession with earplugs.

[lionloversam]

^ chews gum he finds stuck under seats at the bus stop

[Safila]

shaves his legs every day so he can put fake tan on smoothly

[lionloversam]

Is not a Captain jack obsessor but a Captain Morgan Rum obsessor

[Safila]

throws away all the red jelly beans and only eats the black ones

[Kopa]

Likes to call herself Jim while walking to the store to get shaving cream :lol:

[Safila]

doesn't shave any more but likes to pluck each hair out one by one

[Kopa]

(( Ouch that would hurt :lol: ))

^ Loves to sing with a cardboard box on her head

[Safila]

claps and joins in while tap dancing

[Kopa]

^ Once dreamed she was Mr. Potato Head

[Safila]

wears a tiara all day and purple lipstick

[Kopa]

(( :lol: ))

^ Eats lipstick while wishing she had my tiara

[Safila]

has his nosed pierced and hangs his fake eyelashes off them

[Kopa]

^ On weekends talks with her friend Bepo from the planet Clarion

[Safila]

carries a red tailed monkey around on his shoulder that spits nuts at people

[Kopa]

^ Gave me the red tailed monkey and kept the purple alligator for herself

[Safila]

doesn't know purple is the in colour, and giving alligator to Steve Irwin Aussie Zoo to lick chocolate off little kids faces

[Kopa]

^ Really lives at Steve Irwin Zoo so she can get some of that chocolate
(( How do you think I got the monkey :lol: ))

[lionloversam]

Meant to make his screen name "kovu" but had a typo in registration

[Safila]

lick his lips all day to make them dry so he can use extra strawberry flavoured lipgloss

[SVelasquez]

Absolutely adores the Mercedes CLK Mclaren GTR.

[Safila]

is walking everywhere to save using petrol and help the planet

[SVelasquez]

Always takes the role of Natalia Boa Vista when she playacts a crime drama.

[Safila]

Is changing his name to Eva LaRue so he can be sneaky

[SVelasquez]

Is changing her name to Rory Cochrane for no apparent reason.

[Guntur]

^ Change his name to Phoenix and try to impersonate me :grr:

[SVelasquez]

^ Was arrested for spray painting a trash can (yes it's possible...in the USA at least)

[Safila]

Is really one of quads who go camping on top of their roof

[SVelasquez]

^ Fired a 9mm at a target two feet away: 1 hit, 14 misses.

[lionloversam]

Made his room a shrine to nala complete with a huge painting surrounded by scented candles

[Safila]

was caught trying to cover up his footprints under window after sniffing the above candles

[SVelasquez]

Somehow managed to become both Emily Procter and Eva LaRue at the same exact time.

[lionloversam]

Lives in Sudan NOT USA

[Safila]

Lives in Australia at the Tim Tam factory

[SVelasquez]

Lives in Austria.

[lion_roog]

^Is a menace to south central LA while drinking his juice in the hood

[Safila]

Is living in the amazon jungle while looking for the 3 headed wild wombat tortoise

[SVelasquez]

^ Was paid a visit by Lt. Caine from the Miami-Dade Crime Lab.

[Safila]

stood there beside Lt.Caine watching me get searched for a gun and fingerprinted and didn't help me

[lionloversam]

Collects chainsaws and big butcher knives

[HasiraKali]

Liksa to talka in a bada Italiana accenta.

[Elly]

^ Enjoys daily shiatsu massage after a hard day's work killing people.

[Guntur]

^Live in St Petersberg Russia and try to destroy Burj al Dubai using his barehand!

[lionloversam]

^ lives in my basement constantly tending to the fireplace making sure the house stays warm all winter.

[SVelasquez]

^ Likes to speak in a high-pitched voice

[Safila]

his car is now up on blocks cause he doesnt want to waste his tyres

[SVelasquez]

^ Lives right next to a dormant volcano, only thing is that it's only been dormant for three years.

[Safila]

needs to stop throwing dynamite into hole waiting for the right time for an expolosion

[SVelasquez]

^ Has played catch with a grenade before, only to realize she accidentally pulled the pin.

[Safila]

doesnt know her reflexes are lightening sharp and grenade was tossed back at him while he was still blinking

[SVelasquez]

^ Didn't know that he had the ability to shoot a grenade in mid-air, which is what he did.

[lionloversam]

^ was the person I outbid last night on e-bay (about midnight) at the last minute over a kovu plushie...

[Elly]

^ Gives vasectomies to alien beings!

[Guntur]

^ h4x eBay and Facebook last week *wink*

[Safila]

now rides a skateboard with outboard motor attached to get around

[Guntur]

Wait a minute, that's true. IT SUPPOSED TO BE A OUTRAGEOUS LIE ABOUT POSTER AB........ nah.. just kidding :idiot:

Her avatar said:

Warning, icon user carries a sharp thingy at the kitchen. We don't know why but we're not afraid :p

[Safila]

has long blonde hair highlighted with black stripes, which matches his beard.

[SVelasquez]

^ Decided to bleach her hair before dying it puce.

[lionloversam]

^ bids on everything I post on ebay just because it says "seller: lionloversam" close to the biding frame.

[Safila]

decided to throw away his computer, as he never uses it except to see what the time is.

[Guntur]

^is not a member of Lea Halalela forum!

[Safila]

sits there playing bingo with everyone at the local retirement centre

[SVelasquez]

^ Favourite character ever is Red XIII from Final Fantasy VII

[Safila]

flies in from usa to brush myhair each night and gets paid with cut out pics of emily

[SVelasquez]

^ Dyed he hair blonde and dressed like Emily one day.

[Safila]

^ only cause you were paying me in free cds and chocolate, the gun has to go, just to heavy to have in my pocket.

[lionloversam]

Hates PotC....

[Safila]

has started drinking coffee again with extra cream and sugar, plus chocolate timstams he dips before he eats.

[Utora]

Wants a squirty gun and a yoyo, and a copy of mein Kompf.

[Safila]

runs around all day eating pink fairy floss while wearing a purple sequined tutu

[SVelasquez]

^ wastes all of his free time on World of Warcraft.

[Safila]

spends all day on his hands and knees watching ants run thru cracks in the concrete on his bedroom floor.

[Haleo]

is one the of the Ants running threw the concrete cracks.

[Safila]

is one of the transformers cahsing the poor little ants

[SVelasquez]

is really Optimus Prime.

[Safila]

has all the Dioclone toys and wont share

[SVelasquez]

^ Owns the rights to PoTC.

[Safila]

is going to walk around his neighbourhood handing out lollies on xmas eve

[SVelasquez]

^ Hand out lollies regardless of the holiday.

[Safila]

licks said lollies first then re wraps them with a smirk

[SVelasquez]

^ Thinks it's funny to pull the toothpaste Oreo prank.

[Safila]

has decided for xmas to unjoin the CSI Fanclub and hand back his president membership

[lionloversam]

Lives off of cigarettes and coffee

[Kopa]

^ Secretly changed his appearance and moved to Spain in hopes of opening up his dream business of knitting socks for monkeys :gasp:

[Guntur]

^doesn't have a myspace :idiot:

[Safila]

^ Is actually carmen from spy kids. :o

[Kopa]

^ Was related to the man that lived inside Captain Jack's jar of dirt O_O

[Guntur]

^he's not in the Six New Adventure book :p

[SVelasquez]

^ Works for LVPD CSI.

[Safila]

Is now in love with Bones and Calleigh comes in 2nd

[Guntur]

^ Live in Miami :p

[Safila]

is going to be my new maths teacher for 2008 so I will understand it at last and pass

[Kopa]

^ Is really a boy who is obsessed with the fact that he can wear makeup :gasp:

[lionloversam]

^Is my long lost brother.

[SVelasquez]

^ Is really the producer and director of Laguna Beach.

[Safila]

got his car taken off him for bumping into shopping trolleys while doing wheellies in supermarket car park

[SVelasquez]

^ Is a police chopper pilot.

[Safila]

is the guy hanging off the ladder hanging out of chopper door trying to take photographs of calleigh

[SVelasquez]

^ Is the one who drives the car carriers to the dealerships.

[lionloversam]

^ is at Yale majoring in the art of eating other peoples left-overs.

[Safila]

has a pet giraffe in his backyard so it can pick the apples off his trees for him

[SVelasquez]

^ Is really a Fennec in disguise.

[Safila]

wants to be one too cause he loves the ears

[SVelasquez]

^ Is really the dog in the picture =p.

[Safila]

is now employed as back scratcher and walker of that said dog

[SVelasquez]

^ Is bored at Oxford.

[Simbaspirit]

is the son of New York's biggest mob.

[Safila]

is his twin sister

[SVelasquez]

^ Is an actress.

[Safila]

is a tightrope walker in those sparkley leotards

[lionloversam]

spends all day drinking beer and smoking filterless cigarettes at the local pub.

[SVelasquez]

^ Played a wookie in Star Wars III.

[Revo]

^ Can solve a Rubik's cube 10 times in 20 seconds

[Safila]

Just came back from collecting dust off the moon

[Revo]

^ is right

[Safila]

his new jeans he wears are made of CD's glued together

[Kopa]

^ Dances the Tango while studying to become a replacement for Tarzan

[Revo]

^Hacked into the US government database, so he could get a free packet of Ice Cream delivered to him every week by the expense of the White House.

[Safila]

runs around in his pyjamas all day with flashing neon lights strapped to his back

[SVelasquez]

^ Has fitted blue strobe lights to her car and pretends to be an undercover cop.

[Revo]

^ Is an undercover cop, and specializes in the rotten and corrupted world of TLK-fandom

[Elly]

^ Wears short shorts and is a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater... rama lama ding dong, hey! ...

[lionloversam]

^ is secretly trying to get everybody here to start smoking by sublinimal suggestions in every post. naughty naughty naughty....

[Safila]

Is a playboy bunny who smiles all day

[lionloversam]

^ Lives in New York City and plays in several Broadway plays including The Lion King.

[SVelasquez]

^ Lives in Las Vegas and performs off-Broadway theatre.

[Safila]

lLives in Australia and conducts tours to the top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, then explains how to use parachute on the way down

[SVelasquez]

^ Is an Extreme Bowler.

[Safila]

likes to play cricket inside his home with sprinklers going to cool down

[Revo]

^ Every Friday evening she transforms into a giant miniature schnauzer in a cape, and fights crime by bedazzling the criminals with amazing card tricks

[Elly]

^ Paparazzi for nude celebrity aliens, in the Virgo Cluster.

[Safila]

after downloading all his anime, he pulls out locked suitcase from unde rhis bed and dresses as same

[lionloversam]

^ Hates Kingdom Hearts II and everything related to it

[Safila]

^ only says that cause our friday night KH game sessions, I beat him every time

[SVelasquez]

^ Is really Namine in disguise.

[Safila]

comes shopping with me on saturday mornings testing all new flavours of lipgloss

[SVelasquez]

^ Spends a lot of time in gothic-themed stores.

[Safila]

^ because I have to wait for you to try on everything in Black while you wait for something Pink to surprise you

[SVelasquez]

^ Thoroughly enjoyed a lecture seminar on accounting.

[Safila]

gave lecture and kept asking me hard questions about 4 wheel drive vehicles

[Revo]

^ Thinks the best way to drink coconut milk is to climb into the palm tree, crack the coconut, pour the milk into the ground, climb down and then go lick it off.

[SVelasquez]

^ Thought that automatic hand dryers dispensed bacon due to the symbol used in the instructions.

[Safila]

hangs out of his bedroom window at night waiting to see of pigs can fly

[SVelasquez]

^ Stalks celebrity nobodies.

[Safila]

^ is always there with me holding all my spy cameras and supply of chocolate

[SVelasquez]

^Has been accused of being a stalkerazzi (the CSI: Miami term for stalker paparazzi)

[Kopa]

^ Once believed he saw Neptune God of the Sea doing the macarena but realized that it was just Ronald McDonald in a carnival mirror.

[SVelasquez]

^ Works at County General in Chicago.

[Katari]

^ Break dances for the local club every Friday and Saturday night.

[Revo]

^ Wakes up every morning in a different place of the house, such as a closet or the stairs, and has no idea how he got there.

[Safila]

Breeds ferrets in his basement and is now training them to use the bathroom properly

[Kopa]

^ Once wrote an article describing how bigfoot is really George Clooney in disguise.

[Safila]

^ practises in his oversized mirror each night how to dance to Emperors New Groove sound track while wearing his new stilettos.

[lionloversam]

^ Has an inland taipan as a pet and... makes the snake bite people she does not like.

[Safila]

^ is my personal trainer and handler of my pets, has to now wear a full body cast cause he couldnt jump out of the way quick enough.

[SVelasquez]

^ trained her dog to use a toilet.

[lionloversam]

^ uses a giant litter box intead of a toilet

[Revo]

Professionally trains cats to use the toilet instead of the litter box.

[Safila]

Lost his job as a leg waxer and now has to clean the toilets that the cats use =)

[Revo]

Went to a job-search engine and found out that according to her features she would do best at being a florist, but worst at being a train driver.

[Guntur]

Listen to Pop Shuvit :p.

[Revo]

Plays the sitar.

[lionloversam]

^ is secretly trying to over-throw the TLK fandom.

[Revo]

Ahh, crud....!

^ Knows the secret plan now...

[lionloversam]

^ is using the username "ReVo" to promote the "free uninstaller software" available on the internet
(had to use google to come up with this one)

[SVelasquez]

^ Works as the janitor of a gas station.

[Revo]

^ Is richer than Bill Gates

[Safila]

works as a ice cream taste tester in the Cadbury chocolate factory