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lion_roog
April 16th, 2007, 09:38 PM
Doesn't want me

Safila
April 16th, 2007, 10:25 PM
you are way too young for me roog (even if you are nice heheh)

lion_roog
April 16th, 2007, 10:39 PM
Only has to wait five years for me...:p

Safila
April 16th, 2007, 11:02 PM
You would wait !! hehe

is going to college to learn how to play basketball, dunk and jump:browlift:

Marikunin
April 17th, 2007, 12:17 AM
is a guy

Safila
April 17th, 2007, 12:27 AM
lives in Papua New Guinea and runs around all day in her pyjamas that has pictures of mice on them.she had peanuts stuck on wih superglue stuck all over her hands and feet.

lionloversam
April 17th, 2007, 03:46 AM
actually lives in Arizona with lion_roog.

Safila
April 17th, 2007, 04:20 AM
actually lives with me and roog and sleeps in the cupboard under the stairs with the french maids uniform hanging close by

Katari
April 17th, 2007, 09:04 PM
^ Puts on that little French maid uniform every time Roog asks for it! :D

Safila
April 17th, 2007, 10:56 PM
don't tell lies, i saw that photo of you wearing maid uniform with pink glittery shoes and those long fake eyelashes.

Katari
April 17th, 2007, 11:40 PM
^ Tells the truth all the time. :ayecapn:

Safila
April 17th, 2007, 11:46 PM
I try..

Is a 3ft dwarf who wears platform shoes, and lives in weird and wacky world with Noddy and Big Ears

Katari
April 17th, 2007, 11:51 PM
Is a seven-foot giant with size 20 sneakers, who makes out with all seven dwarfs at the same time. :lol:

Safila
April 17th, 2007, 11:58 PM
hehe..go Snow White

Has been reading too many bedtime stories dressed up up as a cinderella and not looking over his shoulder at cameras for 60 minutes

Katari
April 17th, 2007, 11:59 PM
Really lives in Podunk, Michigan, with twenty-four Arab spies to gather information and forty-seven McFly clones to meet all her needs night and day. So self-centered. :lol:

Safila
April 18th, 2007, 12:04 AM
Podunk !!

Lies on his bed all day, doing nothing at all, except chewing on jelly babies, reading romance magazines, getting belly button fluff, and painting his toenails barbie pink

Marikunin
April 18th, 2007, 12:43 PM
hates going on the Internet

Stormfury
April 18th, 2007, 01:57 PM
/^ Gets high on sugarcanes, doughnuts and crack sandmiches...

Marikunin
April 18th, 2007, 02:45 PM
Is 5 years old and goes to pokey oaks kindergarten...

lion_roog
April 18th, 2007, 06:39 PM
Wants to be me...:diva:

Katari
April 18th, 2007, 09:44 PM
Wants to be me. :diva:

Safila
April 18th, 2007, 09:56 PM
sings Frank Sinatra songs while riding on the back of dolphins ,looking in a mirror and seeing roog reflection staring back

Katari
April 18th, 2007, 10:11 PM
^ Eats green eggs and ham with black and brown wines. Fine dining, hehe. :evilgrin:

Safila
April 18th, 2007, 10:16 PM
stand for ages in a frilly apron washing washing dishes then blowing on them one by one till they dry

Katari
April 19th, 2007, 09:17 PM
^ Is Dr. Seuss in disguise. But a girl Dr. Seuss. :bleen:

Safila
April 19th, 2007, 09:22 PM
Is Barney in disguise, but goes around scaring little kids and there classmates and taking their marbles off them and throwing them at teachers

Katari
April 19th, 2007, 09:26 PM
^ Plays baseball on a boys team. Very well. She's the pitcher. :lol:

Safila
April 19th, 2007, 10:16 PM
I like throwing things at annoying boys..

Swims all day in the over 60's relay team, while going under water and coming up with fish to cook later for dinner..no teeth so gotta be soft food

Stormfury
April 21st, 2007, 10:15 AM
/^ Is a 65-year-old fat-bald guy who seduces 65-year-old fat-bald guys...

Safila
April 21st, 2007, 10:56 AM
is someone who goes to the supermarket and takes the lid off jam jars and has a lick then puts lid on again, then goes to cheese counter and has a nibble and spit.

lion_roog
April 21st, 2007, 06:36 PM
^Is the brother I never had...

Safila
April 21st, 2007, 10:52 PM
Is the sister I've always wanted

lion_roog
April 22nd, 2007, 06:34 AM
Beats dead horses after not looking a gift horse in its mouth...

Stormfury
April 22nd, 2007, 08:38 AM
/^ Is the master bottle of Malibu Rum 151...

Safila
April 22nd, 2007, 08:58 AM
Lives next door to me and always has bikies over for candlelight dinners, then they run around with sparklers under a full moon

lionloversam
April 22nd, 2007, 01:36 PM
^ Is one of roog's "lionesses"

Safila
April 22nd, 2007, 09:31 PM
would love to be one of roogeh harem so he can wear frenchs maid outfit 2 sizes too small as well

lion_roog
April 25th, 2007, 12:28 AM
Loves her French Maid's outfit...:diva:

Safila
April 25th, 2007, 12:43 AM
(well it doesn't quite fit yet so I let ppl borrow it)

has never played basketball, always sits on the sidelines shelling peanuts and putting mustard on everyone's hotdogs.

lion_roog
April 25th, 2007, 01:04 AM
Shares everything with me...Even money...:jejeje:

Safila
April 25th, 2007, 02:17 AM
Lives in the Trump Tower, and is financial advisor to Martha Stewart and runs every morning with Hillary Duff while stopping to check out plastic surgeons for a nose job.

lion_roog
April 25th, 2007, 03:36 AM
Is Macaulay Culkin's stunt double...:p

Safila
April 25th, 2007, 03:47 AM
Is packing up to move to England soon..Party time:Ooo:

lion_roog
April 25th, 2007, 04:24 AM
Is a pretty pretty princess waiting to be saved by the handsome knight...:D

Safila
April 25th, 2007, 04:31 AM
Has bandaids all over his knees from crawling along hiding from girls that want to have a look at his new nose, which fell off from all those tales he tells.

lion_roog
April 25th, 2007, 04:49 AM
Has a dream of being a ballerina dancer...:D

Safila
April 25th, 2007, 05:26 AM
sleeps in satin boxers with purple feathers around the legs, with matching striped socks, with holes in the toes to let out bad smells

lionloversam
April 26th, 2007, 04:42 PM
^ actually lives in Austria not Australia

Haleo
April 26th, 2007, 06:01 PM
When you have a dream you are a lion and are mauled by a Zebra? come talk to me. My Lion possessed me in my dream? :eww:

Katari
April 26th, 2007, 09:23 PM
^ Is ma femme. :lol:

Safila
April 26th, 2007, 09:30 PM
dreams he is the dancing penguin from Happy Feet

lionloversam
April 27th, 2007, 12:15 PM
dreams that she is scar throwing mufasa off the cliff

Katari
April 27th, 2007, 09:27 PM
^ Dreams that he his Mufasa, and is being thrown off the cliff by Saff...and they are good dreams. :lol:

Haleo
April 27th, 2007, 09:31 PM
^e ats Lions.

:0

Katari
April 27th, 2007, 10:12 PM
^ Beats lions. With big pieces of zebra chops. Over their heads. Meanie! :ayecapn:

Safila
April 27th, 2007, 10:37 PM
Dreams of having his own apartment with pictures of Paris Hilton covering the walls, and zebra pattened furniture everywhere and shag pile carpet.

Haleo
April 27th, 2007, 10:39 PM
^ Dresses in pink everyday.

Yeah, I think Saf just won at hte internet.

Safila
April 27th, 2007, 10:48 PM
soz,had to change it wrong thread hehe

is a boy from england who chases trains all day chewing peppermint gum blosing bubbles at planes goping past

Haleo
April 27th, 2007, 10:50 PM
That, depends, what color is the glitter?

AH! ME WANT SAFS BANNER ><

Safila
April 27th, 2007, 10:59 PM
hates the transformers, loves to watch pokemon all day instead

Haleo
April 27th, 2007, 11:04 PM
YOU FIEND!!! ^ Is a Digimon 5th season fangirl.
Oh, whats that? Why, It's Haleo winning!

Safila
April 27th, 2007, 11:28 PM
Sits all day watching Barney dvds, and running around singing I love you ,you love me, with her fairy wand flashing

Haleo
April 27th, 2007, 11:35 PM
Wow. that was good.
^ was serious about the glitter pink and purple helmet thing.

Safila
April 27th, 2007, 11:43 PM
lol..needs abit of glitter on that grey helmet

Her bedroom is covered with barbie toys and her walls are painted fire engine red, the ceiling is black with green frogs painted on it

Katari
April 28th, 2007, 12:00 AM
^ Doesn't post enough. Ooh, Paris Hilton walls.... :jejeje:

Safila
April 28th, 2007, 12:32 AM
Can't write to save himself, plays in a 3 piece string quartet, lives a lonely life all by himself.

Haleo
April 28th, 2007, 12:49 AM
^ pretends to BLossom from PPG in her free time.
:D I write good! when I write A fic, I'll be sure to post. Though, I really like Naruto, and more recently, the SasuNaru Yaoi thing.
I KNOW. I was shocked, too! :eww:

Safila
April 28th, 2007, 12:51 AM
Wants to be the first person to visit Mars so she can spread smarties everywhere and watch smartie trees grow

Haleo
April 28th, 2007, 01:18 AM
XDXDXD.
^Eats BABIES!!!!! :metoo:
I have an Icon somewhere where Simba is opening his motu and then a baby appears, and it FLashes, The jjig is up! Simba EATS BAABIES! and then he has this suprised look on his face.
:cringe:

Safila
April 28th, 2007, 02:48 AM
Has 20 extra fingers and toes growing and hangingh off her knees

Haleo
April 29th, 2007, 10:11 PM
^ Killed Mufasa.

Safila
April 29th, 2007, 10:30 PM
Has complained that transformers need a barbie transformer so the rest can show there girlie side

lionloversam
April 30th, 2007, 12:37 AM
^ has her own collection of transformers

Safila
April 30th, 2007, 01:04 AM
Is really a rapper, who trained as an opera singer,but can't reach the high notes since his voice broke.

Marikunin
April 30th, 2007, 12:55 PM
Doesn't know a thing about the Internet. And never will.

Haleo
April 30th, 2007, 01:51 PM
Sammie, Are you mocking my Transformers? >.>

^ Pretends to be the Avatar.

Marikunin
April 30th, 2007, 02:45 PM
Pretends to be a purple mecha robot.

Haleo
April 30th, 2007, 05:58 PM
.... so?!

^ eats live wildebeast!

HasiraKali
April 30th, 2007, 07:23 PM
Is really Haleo the Meek.

Safila
April 30th, 2007, 09:23 PM
Is really wating for her chandelier to fall and break so she can get a new better one.

lionloversam
May 1st, 2007, 01:05 AM
^ has no experience what so ever being a moderator on any board

Katari
May 1st, 2007, 01:10 AM
^ is King of Pride Rock, and rules from Bel Air, Maryland.

Safila
May 1st, 2007, 01:34 AM
Is a little hobbit, who runs around pretending he is an olympian rower

Haleo
May 1st, 2007, 09:03 PM
is a cannibal.

Safila
May 1st, 2007, 09:24 PM
drinks wheat grass all day and sucks on lemons all night

Katari
May 2nd, 2007, 12:44 AM
^ Ate Haleo. :gasp:

Safila
May 2nd, 2007, 12:52 AM
is working out to look like Brad Pitt

Haleo
May 2nd, 2007, 05:57 PM
:o i am eaten.

is an alien.

Noodle
May 2nd, 2007, 06:01 PM
Is a wannabee alien.

Haleo
May 2nd, 2007, 06:04 PM
HEY!


^ pretends to be Britney Spears!

How'd he know that...?

Noodle
May 2nd, 2007, 07:12 PM
:p

Thinks I want to be female.

Haleo
May 2nd, 2007, 10:54 PM
crosdresses

Safila
May 2nd, 2007, 11:04 PM
Is really a dwarf who ran away from snow white

lion_roog
May 3rd, 2007, 02:11 PM
Is a llama from a show called "Llama yo' Momma!"

Haleo
May 3rd, 2007, 06:25 PM
Pretends to be Raimundo.
:O
I said it.

Katari
May 3rd, 2007, 08:52 PM
^ Is Raimundo. 'Nough said. :)

Safila
May 4th, 2007, 02:01 AM
Is a one armed Bandit from New Mexico, who rides a donkey called Joe

Haleo
May 4th, 2007, 01:56 PM
dreams of one day owning a farm and winning the Prized Pig Cup.

lion_roog
May 4th, 2007, 03:03 PM
^Has been stuck in the 5th grade for years now...

Safila
May 4th, 2007, 10:21 PM
Doesn't like females, moved into the desert far far away to keep them away.

Katari
May 4th, 2007, 11:37 PM
^ Has won the coveted Biggest Mushroom Collection award for three years running.

Safila
May 5th, 2007, 02:43 AM
hehe I like getting awards.

Last night he went and saw Michael Bolton in concert and bought all his cd's on the way home

Kimbai
May 5th, 2007, 03:33 PM
Goes to Will Smith's house and asks for a cookie every day. :3

Safila
May 5th, 2007, 11:58 PM
runs around in little green tights with holes in the toes, wearing a cowboy hat

Haleo
May 7th, 2007, 02:01 PM
^ Has a pink frilly diary. XD

Kimbai
May 7th, 2007, 08:32 PM
s not really a femme but a male. :gasp: Not only that but she kills field mice while sleeping.

TX-101
May 7th, 2007, 08:49 PM
It would be a lie, if i would lie, that Kimbai lies about his lieing, that its true what he says.

Kimbai
May 7th, 2007, 08:51 PM
^ O.- My brain hurts.

Is right about me being a HE.:confused:

TX-101
May 7th, 2007, 08:55 PM
^ just talked in sarcasm

Kimbai
May 7th, 2007, 08:56 PM
^ Is not about to get his butt kicked by Kimbai The Great. :die:

TX-101
May 7th, 2007, 09:02 PM
(Oooh... I quiver with FEAR.)

^was - (once again) - again talking in sarcasm.:evilgrin:

Kimbai
May 7th, 2007, 09:08 PM
I bet you do. :cheese:


*Takes out her Handy-Dandy Kitty Immobilizing Gun* Bwhahaaaaa...:evilgrin:



Is really a moose dressed as a duck who loves Sacr so much he copies his every line in the movie and makes out with a Scar plushie in a ladies bathroom.

Safila
May 7th, 2007, 10:39 PM
I s really a big hairy bikie who rides a Yamaha 100cc, with a pink basket strapped on the front.

Stormfury
May 9th, 2007, 09:32 AM
/^ Invented the hydro-gonal wheel and edible doormat.

lionloversam
May 9th, 2007, 12:54 PM
^ thinks myspace is evil and refuses to make one

Haleo
May 9th, 2007, 06:04 PM
this has gotten WEIRD.

^ Is a vampire.

Kimbai
May 9th, 2007, 08:22 PM
^ Does understand that weird is good. :cheese:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

TX-101
May 9th, 2007, 08:41 PM
Always yells. (I mean.. look at avatar and sig... BTW its cool)

Kimbai
May 9th, 2007, 09:17 PM
^ XD

Has a very friendly and positive sig.
Looks like you killed Kimba. :lol:

lionloversam
May 9th, 2007, 09:24 PM
^ is a 84 year old man that calls his ex every night to ask her to 'come back'

Kapasa
May 9th, 2007, 09:27 PM
Could quite possibely be the fresh prince.

Kimbai
May 9th, 2007, 09:31 PM
^ Is really the cookie monster, but doesn't know that he is now "LE GASP" the Veggie monster now.

DUNDUNDUN

lionloversam
May 9th, 2007, 09:33 PM
^ eats the kittens that refuse to listen

Kimbai
May 9th, 2007, 09:40 PM
^ This is a LYING thread dude. :evilgrin:

Bwhahahaaa...

^Loves to help me save the pink poodle from the evil paws of Matrix Kitten:

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/xoa/cat_payne1.jpg

Safila
May 10th, 2007, 07:00 AM
is a pleayboy bunny,living in Los Vegas underneath the roulette tables, eating peanuts rhat they all drop

simbamarasa
May 10th, 2007, 07:45 AM
is really an unusually intelligent marmoset living at the san diego zoo.

Safila
May 10th, 2007, 09:07 AM
is a girl guide, baking biscuits that have had funny things in them, yeah cherries thats what they are called.

Stormfury
May 10th, 2007, 11:06 AM
/^ Brushes her teeth with a 30-ft. toothbrush... and flosses with a cinnamon-dipped jump rope...

Ruska
May 10th, 2007, 11:15 AM
^ Elliot is actually a complete Barbie nerd with no life at all; their only connections to the outside world are actually the wonders of the Barbie dot com forums and some random visits to the local toy store where they obsessively search for new Barbie products that were just released to the world wide market.

Stormfury
May 10th, 2007, 12:12 PM
/^ Is an unitarian slave-maker of the highest order for defaming people of lethargy.

Haleo
May 10th, 2007, 06:16 PM
^Is after my Lucky Charms!

lionloversam
May 11th, 2007, 12:20 AM
Is currently trying to get the vending machines filled with all natural snacks in her school.

Safila
May 11th, 2007, 01:32 AM
Is getting a tattoo of his favourite mod from another site burned into his left foot, so when he wears his holey socks he can see her pic straight away.

Haleo
May 11th, 2007, 02:03 PM
^All time Idol is Pat.

Kimbai
May 11th, 2007, 11:16 PM
Is a male hippo that eats bats. :3

Safila
May 11th, 2007, 11:43 PM
Dislieks Lea and only come on to find gossip to write in her award winning newspaper column

Kimbai
May 11th, 2007, 11:45 PM
OMG, How could you Safila!? :gasp:

I don't hate Lea! You're so dead! :die:


Is a blue penguin who wishes to be a robo puppy that immoblizes Kitten, Marries Roog, Hates Lea, hates TLK, wants to destroy every lion on the planet, and eats mushroom for breakfast. Oh and she also made out with a hyenas who's name is Edshizi.

Safila
May 12th, 2007, 01:40 AM
hehe but ed is a good kisser I couldn't help myself....anywayyyy

Her award winning colum flopped so now massages size 12 feet, sitting outside an ice cream parlour, getting smarties for tips.

Ruska
May 12th, 2007, 06:43 AM
Is a bedwetter. :P

Safila
May 12th, 2007, 08:03 AM
ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

Lives under a mushroom at the bottom of Easter Bunnys garden, where she is fed stale chocolate that rich kids have licked already

Kimbai
May 12th, 2007, 05:32 PM
Is fed veggie burgers with tofu smashed into them.

Haleo
May 12th, 2007, 05:50 PM
picks HIS Nose.

Oh i said it... XD

Kimbai
May 12th, 2007, 05:59 PM
.................


*Takes out my handy-dany Kitty Immobilizing Gun* :die: Oh, it's on now girl.





Is both male and female and has little mice growing out of her eyes. She wear tight pink pants with Barney on it, and she makes out with Scar every day for two hours. Not only that, but she married the Pink Poodle that my Kitty Commandos have tried too hard to capture, and now she is goingn to jail for 10 years in which she will be scratched by evil cats and fea-ridden doggies. She is half squirrel and rabbit.She also like mustard and jelly sandwitch that wa sstuffed up a horses butt.

Take that.

Safila
May 13th, 2007, 01:03 AM
never gets angry, never gets even, never brushes her teeth so they are yellow dripping black gooey stuff that falls on her toes that are curled up and crosses over each other.

Stormfury
May 15th, 2007, 12:06 PM
/^ Eats boots, linen tablecloths, and Kimbai's swimming shorts; all before bedtime...

Kimbai
May 15th, 2007, 09:26 PM
Eat his own boxers before midnight.


^ Yo, I don't HAVE swimming shorts. So there. XD

Safila
May 15th, 2007, 09:44 PM
always has feet on the table chewing off the long toenails then spitting out the bright red nailpolish.

Haleo
May 16th, 2007, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Kimbai
.................


*Takes out my handy-dany Kitty Immobilizing Gun* :die: Oh, it's on now girl.





Is both male and female and has little mice growing out of her eyes. She wear tight pink pants with Barney on it, and she makes out with Scar every day for two hours. Not only that, but she married the Pink Poodle that my Kitty Commandos have tried too hard to capture, and now she is goingn to jail for 10 years in which she will be scratched by evil cats and fea-ridden doggies. She is half squirrel and rabbit.She also like mustard and jelly sandwitch that wa sstuffed up a horses butt.

Take that.

Dude.
^Was born on mars. HIS Real name is Kumbayaa, and he disguised as a human to eat our brains. Though, he really doesn't like brains. he's the pansy Alien. he was never excepted by the Other Aliens, and so feels a deep connection with Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer. He sometimes calls himself Rudolf, and doesn't even fit in with us humans.
Kumbayaa recently got a sex change, and now calls herself Kelly. She got married to Old Mr. Peterson down the street and currently lives in Oklahoma with little Billy and Sarah.
=)

Kimbai
May 16th, 2007, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Safila
always has feet on the table chewing off the long toenails then spitting out the bright red nailpolish.


Eww.:eww:

Loves red rabbits and eats their livers and stomach every staurday.




Haleo:



Is really a fat furless chipmunk that eats zits off the noses of Juniors in highschool. She is really an it, and married Micheal Jackson along with his monkey Bubbles. Washed Bubbles's butt by hands every hour, and she likes to eat gum from under chairs, and she HATES the Lion King and Lea

*Shoots you with Handy-Dany Kitty immoblizing Gun and you turn into a otwo legged kitten, and you are immobilzed* Ha.:cheese:

Haleo
May 16th, 2007, 09:52 PM
YOU FIEND!!

^Is plotting Lea's Downfall RIGHT NOW!

Safila
May 16th, 2007, 11:27 PM
is really a big fat brown snake , thats eats new born babies, spits out their bones and drinks flat coke to wash it all down with

Haleo
May 16th, 2007, 11:57 PM
Is against the Lions

Safila
May 17th, 2007, 03:14 AM
scoffs at transformers, tramples them into the ground and spits on them

Haleo
May 17th, 2007, 11:22 AM
..... thats just mean.
Loved how pumbaa tasted.

Kimbai
May 17th, 2007, 08:36 PM
Loved how Simba tasted. ;)

Haleo
May 17th, 2007, 08:45 PM
OMG

is olt saying that to cover up how HE liked How Simba tasted!

Kimbai
May 17th, 2007, 08:49 PM
^ Doesn't know when someone is a girl or guy, and Can spell very, very, very, well. :cheese:

Safila
May 18th, 2007, 01:48 AM
Lives wth a tribe of pygmies in Zululand in a pink mansion, Comes out at night to drive a chariot to run down the local tribal members while stealing their banana laden straw hats.

Haleo
May 18th, 2007, 06:09 PM
Used to manufacture keyboard, but aquired a taste for them and has since been on the run from the cops, running away on a gold cart.

Safila
May 19th, 2007, 04:42 AM
lives in Sydney taronga zoo, in the seal house, eats rotten fish all day that the other seals don't like, and performs in the twilight concert for the over 90's

lionloversam
May 20th, 2007, 04:41 AM
^ Is a 31 year old man

Safila
May 20th, 2007, 09:07 AM
haha The Sam is back...

Is a 18yr girl who loves to wear fishnet stockings in high shoes, with the kness torn out, cause she spends all day scooping up spilled Jaffa lollies from supermarket floors.

Haleo
May 21st, 2007, 06:40 PM
Has no life and sits in front of the comp all day.

=o

Safila
May 22nd, 2007, 06:24 AM
Tiptoes thru the tulips looking all day for an elf to chase so she can jump on his toes and steal his gold

Kimbai
May 25th, 2007, 11:17 PM
Wants to kill Mr. Ed from the old show. ;3


A horse is a horse, of course of course.....

Safila
May 26th, 2007, 01:04 AM
Is secretley the cat in the hat, who has come to take over lea and change it into a dr suess shrine. :haha: :D :p

Kimbai
May 26th, 2007, 05:24 PM
O_O

Secretly wants to destroy Lea and replace it with a Barney Shrine

lionloversam
May 27th, 2007, 04:40 AM
Has started a kitten rescue group to save kittens from people who want to immobilize them

Safila
May 27th, 2007, 10:50 PM
Is now living in china, sitting back drinking tea all day, and at night chasing grasshoppers for his next meal.

lionloversam
May 28th, 2007, 12:01 AM
Is my maid and serves me my tea all day with no break.

Safila
May 28th, 2007, 02:41 AM
loves to dream of things that will never happen, while drinking his cold tea cause he doesnt like to get refills for himself

lionloversam
May 28th, 2007, 04:49 PM
has a myspace

Safila
May 28th, 2007, 09:23 PM
(lol that wasn't a lie !)

Has webcam going 24/7 while a disco ball spins around to music of the BeeGees

The-Lioness
May 29th, 2007, 11:11 PM
Safila has a giant wall sized poster in her room of a unicycle because she one day hopes to be a unicycling clown at the circus

XD

Safila
May 30th, 2007, 07:45 AM
The- Lioness is really a polka dotted hyena, who sits all day drinking creaming soda, while a baboon paints her toenails white with yellow stripes on them, while she spits bits of tobacco at his head.

Haleo
June 1st, 2007, 06:25 PM
Sees in pink and magenta.

Safila
June 2nd, 2007, 02:30 AM
stays in bed all day reading strawberry shortcake books while drinking licorice watermelon milkshakes.

HasiraKali
June 2nd, 2007, 03:09 AM
Paints hummingbird eggs only to smash them with toy trains.

Safila
June 2nd, 2007, 04:59 AM
chases dinosaurs for a ride in busy five oclock traffic, while using her sparklers to light the way.

lionloversam
June 2nd, 2007, 07:32 PM
Hates the "love will find a way" sequence in TLK 2

Safila
June 3rd, 2007, 12:18 AM
is really a 14yr guy who lives 2 streets up from me

lionloversam
June 3rd, 2007, 12:37 PM
^ and you never even say Hi to me.... *sniff sniff*

Has never seen a beach her whole life.

Safila
June 3rd, 2007, 11:05 PM
^i don't say hi, cause you only come out at night when I'm fast asleep.

Spends too much time riding the merry go round at disneyland

Kimbai
June 4th, 2007, 10:18 PM
Spends too much time cleaning rabbits out of her house

Safila
June 5th, 2007, 01:31 AM
Lives in a forest with Robin Hood, in their gingerbread house while all their kids run around with no clothes on scaring all the animals.:eek:

Kimbai
June 6th, 2007, 02:16 AM
Lies in the woods wearing only coconut bras and pink pants with red spots and eats tofu everyday and eats her nails down to the quick on saturdays, and eats her hair every Monday.

Safila
June 6th, 2007, 04:50 AM
Wears yellow from top to bottom so looks like a banana while riding her Harley Davidson motorbike, with michael jacksons pet monkey sitting on her shoulder.

Kimbai
June 7th, 2007, 10:58 PM
Lives with Bubbles the monkey and has little babies with him.

Safila
June 8th, 2007, 01:34 AM
oooh that is sooo icky...

Has throwen her kitty-immobilising gun away and now making a new improved lighter, teflon, sparklier, bendable, strawberry scented version:gasp:

Kimbai
June 8th, 2007, 02:01 AM
NOOOOO!!

COCONUT scented ;)

Is really a dog that was experimented on adn turned into a goat.

Safila
June 9th, 2007, 05:58 AM
Is sitting in my swimming pool on a freezing day drinking hot chocolate while reading Little Women watching Pelicans fly over:thinks: :huh:

Kimbai
June 9th, 2007, 05:50 PM
No way, woman! Little Woman bored me to tears, I can never finish it. :eww:

Is made of marshmellows and roasts herslef over a fire while getting hugged by chocolate and then being eaten by giant bears.

lionloversam
June 10th, 2007, 02:09 AM
is a member of PETA

Safila
June 10th, 2007, 05:09 AM
spends his days watching re runs of American Idol

Kimbai
June 10th, 2007, 11:16 PM
^Is being chased by a stampede of giant rabbits.

Daniel
June 10th, 2007, 11:17 PM
^ Suffers from REALLY bad constipation

Safila
June 10th, 2007, 11:58 PM
Hates Cream and hates jamming his head in doors

LunarCat
June 11th, 2007, 12:41 AM
^ in fact, is Davy Jones =)

Safila
June 11th, 2007, 01:26 AM
Is really Shania Twain in drag ^

The-Lioness
June 11th, 2007, 06:41 AM
^ TOTALLY hates the lion king and PotC

Safila
June 11th, 2007, 07:50 AM
never ever goes camping with out her double super duper luxurious bed, that has snakes and frogs carved in the bedhead.:eek:

Haleo
June 12th, 2007, 06:06 PM
^Pretends to be Pecos Bill every Saturday morning, while eating Capatain Jacks Jar of Dirt.

Safila
June 12th, 2007, 09:34 PM
^ is really a fluffy monkey who eats bowls of mushrooms covered in sprinkles

lionloversam
June 15th, 2007, 10:38 PM
^ has a jar of dirt she keeps with herself at all times.

Safila
June 16th, 2007, 01:52 AM
(That is actually no lie... :p)

^ Is secretly the 'happiest little elf' who is not really all that happy about being called the happiest little elf as he is not really that happy, especially when it comes to being called happy.

(Doesn't really make much sense.. but you get the idea. :haha:)

Kimbai
June 17th, 2007, 01:41 AM
^Is the jar of dirt that Jack is holding so therefore she is dirt and is obssessed with dirt in bottles, which means she's obssessed with herself, and therefore self-centered, and therefore.....BAH forget it. :p I don't make sense XD

Safila
June 17th, 2007, 03:45 AM
^ is secretely an oversized piece of broccoli that is somehow related to Mojojojo and hopes to take over the world.:lol:

Kimbai
June 22nd, 2007, 11:02 PM
Is Bubbles from the Powerpuff show and has married Mojojojo.

Safila
June 26th, 2007, 04:37 AM
Runs around in her ugg boots with flashing neon lights on the toes of them, looking up in the sky waiting for pigs to drop down

DarkPaw
July 28th, 2007, 06:03 AM
Stole Kimbai's Ugg boots and gave them to the neighbor boy. :lol:

Safila
July 31st, 2007, 09:15 AM
Has come back to LEA cause she missed me sooo much:evilgrin: :knowdees: :idiot: :irule: :thinks:

DarkPaw
July 31st, 2007, 03:03 PM
Has a magical crystal ball to tell why people come back to Lea...

Safila
August 4th, 2007, 09:15 AM
Loves popping popcorn, licking off the salt and butter and feeds it to her goats.

DarkPaw
August 6th, 2007, 03:02 AM
:lol:

Was caught trying to enter the goat yard carrying a zoo map...

LunarCat
August 6th, 2007, 03:24 AM
^ jumped into the shark tank in the aquarium nearest her

DarkPaw
August 6th, 2007, 04:33 AM
Has been stalking me and knows what I did last summer.

lionloversam
August 7th, 2007, 02:55 AM
^ Is a man in his mid-thirties and is constantly smoking cuban cigars.

DarkPaw
August 7th, 2007, 03:23 AM
:lol: Did you just guess that about Garou or did you actually look some of that up? :lol:

Uuhh...*thinks* Wait, wait, I'm thinking...supplies cigars for Garou. :D

Haleo
August 7th, 2007, 04:53 PM
Has been called crazy because of his ramblings thant monkey-tigers exist. he has just recently escaped the Loony bin.

I'm BACK! :D

Drama King
August 7th, 2007, 10:59 PM
^ Is male

lionloversam
August 8th, 2007, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by DarkPaw
:lol: Did you just guess that about Garou or did you actually look some of that up? :lol:




That was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw your avatar.


^ has never heard of myspace?

Haleo
August 8th, 2007, 03:37 PM
^ Hates Suki and fuzzy

DarkPaw
August 8th, 2007, 08:35 PM
I have too heard of myspace. *sniffle*

Ermm...Uhh...likes little white things that like the screen.

Haleo
August 8th, 2007, 09:30 PM
I do.

>.> Hate Garou.

Safila
August 9th, 2007, 05:01 AM
still dislikes Transformers so much has given away all her dvd collection to the homeless.

Drama King
August 9th, 2007, 02:38 PM
^ Hates Captain Jack Sparrow

:bleen:

Safila
August 10th, 2007, 02:03 AM
sits all day sucking out the chocolate from the middle of smarties, and then throws the green ones at babies while they sleeping

Haleo
August 12th, 2007, 05:42 PM
throw's Garden parties all day... And we aren't invited! :O

:gets a pitchfork:

Safila
August 16th, 2007, 12:26 AM
Is jealous cause she doesnt have garden parties all day, i would invite but i don't have your address in Timbuktoo =]

Haleo
August 21st, 2007, 06:08 PM
Is a filthy stinking liar. she spends all day Plotting against me in Her Garden Parties!

Safila
August 22nd, 2007, 04:11 AM
threw away all her special pencils cause she can't draw to save her self, has to go back to school to be taught again

Rook
September 29th, 2007, 04:26 AM
The icon of Kiara in Safila's signature is actually a symbol of an evil occult dedicated to robbing any sense of intelligence or mystery from all animated characters and giving them all really big eyes, soft fluffy fur and falsetto voices.

D:

Safila
September 29th, 2007, 04:50 AM
lol ooohhh a newbie.. lets see

comes from a land far far away where she wears coconuts on her head all day, while covered in feathers and wearing bells on her toes.

Rook
September 29th, 2007, 04:52 AM
Used the word "newbie" as a sadistic and personal attack on my self esteem and has hurt my feelings.

lionloversam
September 30th, 2007, 06:52 PM
Hates the movie Pirates of the Carribian. Views it as a waste of good film.

Safila
September 30th, 2007, 09:33 PM
will never ever ever get his hair cut, keeps all his dreadlocks wrapped up in a turban while his pet monkey sits on top as well

lionloversam
September 30th, 2007, 09:39 PM
Just shaved her head completely bald.

Rook
October 1st, 2007, 02:33 AM
Chills with Will Smith :D

Katari
October 2nd, 2007, 12:43 AM
Is Will Smith's girlfriend, twice removed. :lol:

lionloversam
October 2nd, 2007, 01:29 AM
Is secertly "with" Smith now.

Katari
October 2nd, 2007, 01:36 AM
Is taking notes. :lol:

DarkPaw
October 2nd, 2007, 05:02 AM
Worships Adenosine Triphosphate.

Haleo
October 2nd, 2007, 08:27 PM
Eats kitties.

:worried:

lionloversam
October 3rd, 2007, 02:18 AM
Endorses rule breaking... Finds humor in making trusting peers make fools of themselves and somehow in a twisted way feels good about it. My, aren't we really on high moral standards today.

Safila
October 3rd, 2007, 03:20 AM
has been eating way tooo much caramel covered popcorn again and is bouncing around the kitchen pressing every button he sees

Rook
October 4th, 2007, 02:13 AM
Has caramel corn wedged in both her ears.

DarkPaw
October 4th, 2007, 06:50 PM
Has a lump of brimstone wedged in her ears.

Rook
October 5th, 2007, 01:28 AM
Has no ears O.o

lionloversam
October 5th, 2007, 02:03 AM
Is obsessive over stuff that involves being dead and drinks way too much rum while smoking.

Safila
October 5th, 2007, 02:15 AM
has taken crash course in changing smelly baby bottoms and overusing talc powder while trying to make baby smile at his new haircut