Make Up an Outrageous Lie About Poster Above

[Kapasa]

that would be sweet...err...i mean no...no of of course not....

[Kimbai]

Ah ehe, believe me my friends, you do NOT want to see me dance.:eww:

[Ciara]

yes we will x)

[Kimbai]

ASking me to dance (or sing) is commiting suicide! Please reconsider :woeisme:

[Kapasa]

nah its great to see someone dance, and hav that I dont care what anyone thinks of me attitude....so few people hav that...

[Kimbai]

Tis true. Everyone cares about what others think...Tis sad

Oh well. I am one of them! :cheese: I sometimes dance in the store to make my madre become embarrassed...XD But once I danced infront of some boys my age and they happen to be boys I knew. i refuse the dance out in public every since.

[Kapasa]

hmmm.....id better start taking dance lessons, be fun. Ive hav sung in front of loads of people more than once, but that when i was young and my voice was unbroke.

I would dance in front of 50 + people if id had practice, and with someone else...a group preferabely

[simbamarasa]

Kapasa is a very clumsy dancer and steps all over Kimbai's toes.

[lion_roog]

Marasa has two left feet...:D

[simbamarasa]

roog is afraid of spiders.

[lionloversam]

^ hates 'sporks'

[simbamarasa]

^ wears a toupee

[lion_roog]

^Has a goatee

[simbamarasa]

^ wears pink frilly underpants

[Kimbai]

Killed Zira and and conspired against KIC...

[simbamarasa]

little does kimbai know that i fell off a cliff into a raging river after my ungrateful idiot kids and gullible followers turned against me. they did not realize that i was a very good swimmer and when i dragged my butt out of the drink a few miles down river, i changed my name and signed up for university classes, where i am - even now - plotting my revenge.

kimbai works for the FBI's criminal animal control unit.

[Kimbai]

You work for Safila Sparkle company.

[simbamarasa]

kimbai works for the safila sparkler co. -- in the spork division.

[lionloversam]

^ is actually zira herself. In the fur

[simbamarasa]

is actually timon, dressed in a simba-suit

[lionloversam]

I wish....


^Is a 85 year old man

[Kimbai]

Hahahaa! I bet its true too! :lol:

Is Pumba's wife...

[lionloversam]

^ knows where I live.... exactly

[simbamarasa]

is pumbaa's therapist

[Kimbai]

bwhahahaaa...I do. Better run my friend....

Doesn't know that this is a lie thread.


Is not about to get her butt kicked for beating meh! :roars:

[simbamarasa]

(hee hee) try it...i dare ya.

cannot find her house unless her parents turn on the billboard and hollar, "over here, honey!"

[lionloversam]

^ sends me a email ever week

[Kimbai]

:grrr:
I shall sick this crazed feline on you!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v97/deantobias/scarycat.jpg

Is married to a naked mole rat and is so old she shall turn to dust if ya touch her. And she has no one to tell her where she lives, and so she gets lost alot...


EDIT: *aims gun* Rasamfrassenlionlovergrrfrasaen

[simbamarasa]

great zot!!!
what did you fiends do to that poor cat???

[Kimbai]

Nothing...you made him angry. hissss. :grrr: I suggest you run masa.

[lionloversam]

^ was the one whom shaved thee cat

[simbamarasa]

^ was the one who held the cat down so kimbai could shave it.

[Kimbai]

Was the one who gave us the razor. Don't play innocent with us!

[lionloversam]

^ payed for the shaving cream

[Kimbai]

Kidnapped the cat

[simbamarasa]

^ ate the shaving cream...

[lionloversam]

^ Is calling PETA to report her two partners in crime and play innocent

[Kimbai]

Is too chicken to help me beat her butt if she desides to rat on us.

[lionloversam]

Remember, kimbai, this a lie thread. You just told the truth. I am too 'chicken'

^ shaving a pit bull as we speak

[simbamarasa]

^ is preparing to turn state's evidence to get a reduced sentence on an illegal pet-shaving conspiracy charge

[Kimbai]

YOU LIE!

*hides picture*http://www.garcanada.bizland.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/hairlesspitbull2.jpg

You are shaving a bear....And don't be chicken. Be brave


EDIT: *aims gun*

[lionloversam]

^ is the judge in the case

[simbamarasa]

^ is the diabolical creator of the naked mole rat species --a twisted genetic experiment in hair removal gone terribly wrong...

[lionloversam]

^ mistaken my hair removal formula for shampoo

[Kimbai]

Is the helper of the mole rat fund and in the making off....squirrles.

[simbamarasa]

loves to talk about naked mole rats in front of her teachers because you can say naked mole rat in public and not get into trouble.

[Kimbai]

Goes to school and attacks the principle.

[simbamarasa]

sleeps in her principal's desk drawer.

[Monai]

Marasa's favourite book is the thesaurus. She has, to date, burned at least 3 copies of every other book known to mankind. She's also a huge fan of ritual infant genocide, dontcha know.

[simbamarasa]

monai keeps a large cage full of assorted monkeys on hand, just in case he gets hungry.

[Dyani]

SM is one of those monkeys.. only in a sperate cage for *other purposes* ;)

You love it hun :p

[simbamarasa]

Dyani's hobbies include collecting sausages, riding porcupines, and rearranging other people's sock drawers.

[lionloversam]

^ lives somewhere in Maryland North East of Baltimore

[simbamarasa]

^ lives in a haystack outside of white plains, georgia.

[lionloversam]

^Is a tattoo artist in Winfield, West Virginia. She also did my tattoo.

[Ciara]

You did mine, and I am NOT happy about it, 'cause it looks CRAP :grrr:

[Kimbai]

You are very smart for letting him do your tatoo. :haha:

[lionloversam]

^ knows about the tattoo of a pink poney I secertly put on his back

[Kimbai]

Has not clicked the submit button too many times. XD

[Kapasa]

woah im seeing double...oh no ITS happening again...NOOOooo stay away before its too la....

[lionloversam]

What are you talking about... I didn't double post.

^ does not see double

[Ciara]

^ does see double Oo

[Kimbai]

Doesn't know if she has bseen double and He did not do double. TIS WAS TRIPLE!

[Kapasa]

your right i see do-decahedral!

and you sir dont know how many sides that is, well neither do I but its besides the point.

[Monai]

lionloversam is secretly another account of Mufasa's. The only reason we never see Mufasa much anymore is because he is LLS, and he spends a lot of time on the lionloversam account and therefore doesn't log in to his admin account.

EDIT: The same applies to the three people who posted too damn quick.

[lionloversam]

^ has never set foot in the UK

[Ciara]

^ hates espresso:confused: or luv ...:eww: Dammit, it became confusing ...

[lionloversam]

Don't diss my espresso :emo: *hugs espresso maker* Don't worry. She didn't mean that. It is okay :cheese:

^ hates skittles

[Ciara]

how dare you say that :grrr: My Almighty-Skittles-God will be furious and drown you in pink skittles!

[Kapasa]

has never seen Ciara's secret stash of numy skittles...No dont open that door, for the love of...*sam opens door, screams...and is completly buried in 5 metric tonnes of skittles*

EDIT: My connection is slow, mkay?!

[Ciara]

you're connection is slow...such a huge lie :p

[lionloversam]

^ orginally wanted the screen name "Kiara" but it was taken

[Ciara]

well Kiara was actually my screen name until some week ago xD You can still see it says Kiara in some threads I did then :p

^ loves to dance to the Dancing Queen <3

[Kapasa]

what the jiffy hav you got against the dancing queen...its AWESOMeness

feel the beat from the tamborine..ohhh yerrr etc..

[Ciara]

*listens to When All Is Said And Done*

I've aint got a duh against it :p

[lionloversam]

^ is not a tomboy, but is actually very 'preppy'

[simbamarasa]

ins not the king of espresso. is only the page of espresso

[Kapasa]

Why are you looking at your nose, whilst saying " say that again"

What wrong with your nose??!!

[Ciara]

I'm preppy? :O :eek: I'm gonna kill you Sam :grrr::die:

[Kapasa]

I think he's already gone to bed, come to think of it I best be off now. Sleep is good espically when your sleepy. Well I must be very sleepy to right such nonsense.
Sleepy must I be...no I am sleepy...nahahI think therefore i be sleepy:zzz:

[simbamarasa]

Originally posted by Kapasa
Why are you looking at your nose, whilst saying " say that again"

What wrong with your nose??!!
IF you don't mind, i am having a private dicussion with my nose!

kapasa is a professional worm-herder and lives on a worm ranch in idaho.

[lionloversam]

^ is one of Kapasa's worms

[simbamarasa]

^ is a microbe in the gut of a worm.

[Kimbai]

Eats worms,

[simbamarasa]

eats flies (with mustard)

[Kimbai]

:eww: ew..

Masa roasted them first..

[lionloversam]

^ has a tattoo of barney

[Kimbai]

Had a tatto of a telly tubby on his BUTT! :p

[simbamarasa]

has the world's largest collection of "barny meets the teletubbies" merchandize

[lionloversam]

^ is madly in love with kimbai and his kitten shooting habits

[simbamarasa]

pays kimbai to kidnap and immobilize kittens so he can mke them into cute lawn ornaments for his garden.

[Kimbai]

^ is madly in love with kimbai and his kitten shooting habits


pays kimbai to kidnap and immobilize kittens so he can mke them into cute lawn ornaments for his garden.






HE? His?? The nerve :grrr: I shall get you both for this :evilgrin:


You are not goona be attacked my Kimbai...

[Kapasa]

your all wormies in my worm farm, what would I do without you guys?!...

Wise Words: "watch it there's moles in these parts, there coming to get you! Run..i mean slither slither faster faster!"

[Kimbai]

Kapasa is a worm. :haha:

[simbamarasa]

wears kittens under her coat to stay warm in the winter. in really cold weather, kimbai stuffs kittens into her boots.

[Kimbai]

I do not! I use them in my pants.. XD

You married Zira, then divorced and married roog. But he disappeared and you never saw him again.

[Kapasa]

^ can often be seen in early morning forgaging for dinosaur eggs, which are in fact conkers. Good luck with that

[Kimbai]

Was not killed by letters. XD

[Kapasa]

I dont want to hurt you with numbers but I will if ya leave me with no choice. So shall drown in a sea of neverending mathamatical problems which require both abstract and practical thinking, whilst being able to count backwards from -42...

[simbamarasa]

was going to count backwords while doing mathematical formulae, but forgot what came before -15 and got so flustered he had to be locked up in a loony bin.

[Kapasa]

nah a loony bin wouldnt hold be, unless its a super -stong titanium alloy or something...

Bwahahhahaha, escaped you left the key in the lock...i should hav known.

Ah good some paper slide it under door, knock key out with the middle of the biro slip paper back hey presto!

Everyone should get your autograph now before your a famous artist it'll be worth a bit....

[simbamarasa]

kapasa is not held in an ordinary loony bin accessiable with a key. kapasa resides in a high tower on the gloomy storm-swept moors, where he has been walled in brick-by-brick, with only his books and computer for company. his family occasionally visits to poke biscuits and sodas under the door and bring his mail and homework assignments.

[Stormfury]

\ Is a 2nd-grader that eats Elmer's Glue and assorted vintage pastas ..

[Kapasa]

press any button...but which button?

I...I might make a mistake or even *gasps* press two keys by accident...oh no oh nooo!

^ Is a well paid actor winning at the slot machines at my local casino, to give the impression to gamblers that its actually possible to win at the things and that it requires great skill.

[Kimbai]

I a lion cub that is addicted to catnip.

[Ciara]

^ luv cuddly kittens

[Kimbai]

I do NOT! :grrr:

If a cat hater that roasts them and eats them.

[Ciara]

omg you ROAST them? :gasp:

[Kimbai]

No you do! Bwhahahaaa

[Ciara]

:O I don't think you'll be allowed to have that sig :p Isn't it too big?

[Kimbai]

EGAD> :gasp: I wasn't sure. I figured someone would tell me if it was. XD

[Ciara]

well I think it is oO

[Kimbai]

Meh I'll ask a Moderator. XD

[Stormfury]

\ Is a bumble bee whom stings people on the derrière..

:haha:

[Kimbai]

XD Is a chicken who eats bacon!!!

[Azerane]

^Has a kitty-immobilizing gun :D :p And isn't afraid to use it :evilgrin:

[Kimbai]

You are suppossed to tell a lie dude, XD *aims gun*

Completely understand the meaning of this game!

[Katari]

^ Would never think of using that gun on me.... :vitsm:

[Kimbai]

Bwhahahahahahaa *aims*

Does not have a football avatar, and instead has naked mole rats the size of dogs for a avatar.

[Azerane]

Originally posted by Kimbai
You are suppossed to tell a lie dude, XD *aims gun*

Completely understand the meaning of this game!

I know that's what I was meant to do, that's why I said it ;) I was making a joke.. bah :p

[lionloversam]

^ has never made a animation clip

[Katari]

Doesn't have the same name as me, and hates Simba's guts...he even wants to steal Kimbai's gun and kill Simba! :gasp:

[Stormfury]

^Is Willy Wonka, inventor of the Everlasting Gobstoppers ... He also invented WillyWanks; but somehow that didn't blow over too well...

: o

[Kimbai]

^Has confused me with his pic (avatar) is that a deer???

[Stormfury]

Kangaroo (for now). :cheese:

^Lives in NJ... Mount Holly to be exact!..

[HasiraKali]

^Lives in the city of fish.

[lionloversam]

^ has never even seen a plate of nachos before

[HasiraKali]

That's funny, because I had nachos yesterday. :lol:

^Eats cookies with horseradish sauce.

[Stormfury]

^Isn't pretty in pink! ( But I could be wrong... :secret: )

[HasiraKali]

^Is a llama.

And no, I'm not pretty in pink. :lol: I'm too pale for it and I hate it anyway. :evilgrin:

[lionloversam]

^ loves the colour pink

[Kimbai]

Loves the Fresh Prince of BEL AIR XD

[Katari]

^ Is the Fresh Prince of Bel Air! :gasp:

[Daniel]

^ Loves dutch hookers smeared in raspberry jam :D

[Katari]

^ Knew that because he was one of them. :evilgrin: :irule:

[HasiraKali]

^Has trained radioactive bats to deliver his evil tidings.

[LunarCat]

^ jumps off cliffs daily to see if she can fly

[Dyani]

^ catches people who jump off cliffs

[lionloversam]

^ is actually 91 years old and male.

[Dyani]

^ is actually a 14 month old organutan called Poopa

[TX-101]

Sgt.Kapasa always lies.

[Monai]

^ Uses Google TiSP. =P

[LunarCat]

^ doesn't speak english

[Dyani]

^Always speaks English in a foreign language ;)

[Stormfury]

^ Sings Copacabana, outside; naked!!.. :D

[Katari]

^ Sings "The Numa Numa Song" butt-naked...with dancing...and in front of his parents. :evilgrin:

[HasiraKali]

^Sleeps in a small box in a cupboard somewhere in Maine.

[lionloversam]

^ is in love with Katari

[HasiraKali]

^Is trying to take the attention off of his love for Katari by pinning it on someone else. :evilgrin: :lol:

[Katari]

Originally posted by HasiraKali
^Is trying to take the attention off of his love for Katari by pinning it on someone else. :evilgrin: :lol:

:gasp: Two guys named Sam...that just don't work. :cheese:

^ Is stalling...wants to admit to that love, but doesn't want to make a fool of herself. She's really very insecure about these feelings, and needs some counseling.

:D

[HasiraKali]

^Is secretly wearing pink bunny slippers with fishnet stockings.

[lionloversam]

^ sells pink bunny slippers with fishnet stockings on ebay

[Katari]

^ Buys the slippers to use as underwear. :bleen:

[HasiraKali]

Weird. :lol:

^Uses the bunny slippers for something more sinister.

[Katari]

^ Should not have posted a video of those sinister things on YouTube. :bleen:

[HasiraKali]

^Should not have emailed me the video of those sinister things.

[Katari]

You should not have requested it...because it was just so evil. :evilgrin:

[HasiraKali]

^Wants y'all to believe that I requested it, but he really tied me to a chair and stapled my eyes open so I had no choice but to watch. I posted the videos on YouTube to warn the helpless.

[Katari]

^ Says "y'all" to trick you into thinking she's a sweet, innocent Texas girl. Beware.... :lol:

[HasiraKali]

^Believes me to be sweet and innocent. :evilgrin:

[Katari]

^ Has more arms than Doc Ock, all of them currently occupied in restraining me from telling the world her dark secret: a takeover with poka-dancing spider monkeys. :gasp:

[Stormfury]

^ Is the "cat" that came back the very next day; who wouldn't stay away... is drunk/had a mental break down... ate kitty crack sandmiches... and..... and... I don't know...

The cat came back - Harry S. Miller.
http://www.nfb.ca/animation/objanim/en/films/film.php?sort=director&director=Barker%2C+Cordell&id=17537

:D

[LunarCat]

^ was never ever never ever a random person, ;)

[lionloversam]

^ Does not have a account on TLKFAA

[Monai]

Is behind me with a butcher's knife! =O

[lionloversam]

^ is promoting drunk driving with his banner

[Safila]

stands outside his local library waving a chainsaw around

[Monai]

Safila is really Bjork. She cleverly hides her identity with a potion which transforms her (temporarily) into a 13 year old Australian girl. If she ever runs out, she will reveal to the world her true identity. But, thanks to another potion, she will then disappear off the face of the earth. True story.

[Daniel]

^^ Loves His Brick :D

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UwnpC3YmRk)

[LunarCat]

^ really has kicked a flower into a girls face

[Safila]

is secretely a garden gnome

[Kimbai]

Is now twelve again and never shall she be thriteen. :gasp:

You're stuck as the same age forever....

[Safila]

*thros self on floor and kicks and scream..not 12yr*

really lives in outback aussie and has to eat witchity grubs all day every day.

[TX-101]

^Doesent knows me.

[Safila]

He loves to dance in a pink tutu while holding lots of sparklers

[HasiraKali]

^Has fantasies of TX all dressed in pink tutus and dancing with sparklers.

[Safila]

has fantasy of Roogy singing her Phantom of the Opera songs while hes dressed as Harry Potter

[Katari]

^ Has a fantasy of Roog singing rap songs while wearing a Danny Jones mask. :jejeje:

[Safila]

is really the 5th member of McFLY and has his own picture with the guys all around his room

[Monai]

^ Safila is unable to feel any emotions.

[Katari]

^ ...Because Monai stole them all for his evil purposes. Also, he has a large collection of cyanide-laced strawberries for when friends come over. And don't even start to think that he's only thirteen....

[Safila]

has all these 18yr old females using his weight training gear and writing all his rap songs for him, and he justs sits there staring out of his little tiny squinty eyes that are flashing red as he has roog doing all his creative writing for him while wearing that black and white litle dress..

[lion_roog]

Broke down and gave up the secrets of the universe to a rock she thought was her friend...

[Safila]

closed down his sports ebay store cause all he could find was womens clothing to sell..roogy cleaned out his closet..

[HasiraKali]

^Tore out her heart and replaced it with cute and cuddly kitten. :D

[Safila]

set on fire with her flamethrower all her anthony warlow cds, phantom of opera stuff and tlk collection and replaced it all with things about Dolly Parton.

[Stormfury]

/^ Painted 40 houses, 2 dogs; and 10 gnomes within 6 minute's time!!...

[lion_roog]

Is the Incredible Hulk!...*flexes*

[Marikunin]

Never stops begging me for dinner....^^;

[lion_roog]

Is my French Maid...:rawr:

[Marikunin]

has a life....

[lion_roog]

Wishes she could have a life...with me...:diva:

[Monai]

Roog is a ghost. =P

[lion_roog]

Is my conscience...:D

[HasiraKali]

Monai dunks his cookies in lighter fluid, sets them on fire, and gives the flaming cookie chunks to charity.

[lion_roog]

Told a lie about the right person...:D

[HasiraKali]

^Is being ignored by me. :p

[lion_roog]

Has a Nala harem...:rawr:

[Safila]

has paris hilton feeding him black jelly beans

[Marikunin]

doesn't like giraffes

[Katari]

Is a boy from Short Island, New Jersey. :D

[Marikunin]

doesn't like scar

[Katari]

^ Doesn't like me. :haha:

[Marikunin]

lives in Toronto.

[Katari]

^ Lives with Roog. ;)

[Marikunin]

wants to stay alive....:die:

[Katari]

^ Is the Wicked Witch of the West. :jejeje: Complete with green skin, warts, and the ugliest broomstick this side of the Atlantic. :lol:

[TX-101]

Doesen't know even how to aim.

[Katari]

^ Has no guns whatsoever. :lol:

[Marikunin]

is 42.

[lion_roog]

Is my wife...:licks:

[Marikunin]

doesn't like girls (gasp!)

[lion_roog]

Loves girls...loves them a lot...

[Marikunin]

wants to keep his arm...:die:

[lion_roog]

Is my slave...she loves being my slave and loves me and loves girls...I am quite happy with my situation...;)

[Marikunin]

wants to stay alive...:evilgrin:

[lion_roog]

:haha:...Wants to kill me...kill me with love and kisses and all. Then she'll want me to marry her because I am the numba' one stunna'! Plus I'm romantic as hell...:diva:...She is hooked on me like a rich person on crack...

[Marikunin]

not in a bed...

[lion_roog]

Is in my bed...:rawr:

[Marikunin]

is not weird

[Monai]

^ Is secretly in a relationship with EVERY member on Lea, including the girls.

[Daniel]

^ has a sex-crazed obsession, usually involving a large salmon, a mobile phone and a small Lion King flashlight.

ooooh, kinky...

:D

[Endra]

^ lives on a flat world balanced on the back of four elephants which are standing on the back of a giant turtle.

[lionloversam]

^ has never heard of myspace

[Safila]

is someone who won the worlds air guitar championship dressed in a tartan skirt, boob tube and stilettos..

[Marikunin]

Is a 42 year old single man with 20 cats

[Stormfury]

/^ Is the Fudwinkle of Winklefudd...

[Marikunin]

Doesn't like bunnies.

[lion_roog]

Is my slave...:rawr:

[Marikunin]

Wants to be able to move normally....

[lion_roog]

Knows the innuendos that can be made...:D

Plus I can't really move that well after last night...:licks:

[Endra]

^ has changed dramatically since I was last on Lea.

[Monai]

^ Lives on the intarweb!

[TX-101]

Is called "mona" as some ppl call others sometimes here.

[Monai]

(I'm assuming that was why people thought I was a girl early on after I'd joined, lol.)

TX loves CDs to the point of arousal, I daresay. :eww:

[Safila]

oooh..watches too much bugs bunny cartoons and cross dressing shows

[Katari]

^ Sings screamo like Jonathan Davis and Chester Bennington. And is not a lioness, but a giraffe. A boy one. :haha:

[lionloversam]

has never seen a peach before... much less a peach tree

[Katari]

Eats poisoned peaches every. single. day. :bleen:

[Safila]

has this huge big folder full of girls telephone numbers but doesnt know what to do with them, cause hes too busy listening to McFLY music with a big smile on his dial:licks:

[Katari]

^ Thinks McFly sounds good. (Outrageous lie!) :lol:

[Safila]

puts way too much tomato sauce on the things he sells cause hes too busy staring at things on and off court

[Katari]

^ Told a lie there. No, wait, it's true. :lol:

[Safila]

runs around while singing country songs in his purple flashing neon bunny slippers

[lionloversam]

^ thinks kiara is the most annoying TLK character.

[Safila]

spends too much time lying on his back looking at the clouds making shadow puppets with his fingers and toes, while chewing on hubbabubba gum

[Stormfury]

/^ Is from the year 2356... A time-traveling historian; whom abducts salt, sugar and pepper packets... that her year no longer has...

[Safila]

won american idol 2 years in a row, while yodelling, swallowing flames, juggling dwarves,spitting out tobacco, and winking at Paula Abdul, while wearing black shiny tights 2 sizes too small.

[lionloversam]

Trying to pin her true story onto elliot

[Safila]

drinks weak tea, with too much sugar thats been dyed bright red and leaves his lips looking like hes been testing lipstick at the free cosmetic counter at his department store