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lion_roog
August 29th, 2006, 07:42 AM
Marasa is like the salsa on a tasty chimmychanga, hottah than hot lava, love her...she's my lover, make her the mother of my mini-mes, don't know what she see in me, got's to be the shiny blingy blingy bling, or the rocks on my pinky finger's ringy ring, Or my ability to be able to singer her things, all I know is that she's deeply in love with me...:rawr:

TX-101
August 29th, 2006, 10:45 PM
Oh, be quiet roogy! you sound like shakespeare or something!
And stay away from marasa... until you still can...

Simba Marasa
August 30th, 2006, 12:25 AM
TX is just jealous that roog doesnt write cool...uh i mean... stinky...poems for him...

lion_roog
August 30th, 2006, 12:31 AM
Marasa was the one responsible for all the love notes in my locker in highschool...well, if I had a locker in highschool...:love:

Simba Marasa
August 30th, 2006, 12:55 AM
oops. i guess i stuffed them in the wrong locker. they were really for another guy. sorry...

roog is really a spoiled, arrogant beverly hills frat-brat who plays tennis and drives a new brand new porche every few months... ooooooh, that makes me sooo mad....grrrrrr.....

stabb...stab...stabb...stabbitiy stab!

lion_roog
August 30th, 2006, 01:00 AM
Marasa finds me irresistable...she often day dreams about me at work and school...It's like we are soul mates...:licks:

Simba Marasa
August 30th, 2006, 01:26 AM
roogy wants to marry himself

lion_roog
August 30th, 2006, 01:27 AM
Since I can't marry myself, Marasa is the next best thing...:irule:

Simba Marasa
August 30th, 2006, 01:32 AM
marasa would sooner jump off the bridge...but will join a convent instead...

roog weeps in dispair at the convent gate while hordes of vexed black robed nuns descend upon him wielding wicked rulers and yardsticks...

lion_roog
August 30th, 2006, 01:39 AM
Marasa is afraid...afraid of the emotions I stir up within her most secret of areas...for she knows with me that she would feel like she has never felt before...as if she was the only person on Earth...

Simba Marasa
August 30th, 2006, 06:51 AM
*marasa is laughing her butt off...*
nice try buddy.
now for the lie --->roog does not pant after every female on lea.

lion_roog
August 30th, 2006, 06:54 AM
Hey...only after the ones of legal age!...:browlift:

Marasa hates the attention I give to her...

Simba Marasa
August 30th, 2006, 11:02 PM
roog's avvy is going to split open and a horrible slimy thing from beyond the stars (which has already eaten his brain and other various organs) is going to crawl out and gross us all out...

lion_roog
August 30th, 2006, 11:13 PM
Marasa may challenge me for the tops spot, but she is not the numbah one stunna...I am!

Simba Marasa
August 30th, 2006, 11:36 PM
i give... my magic mirror says that you are far more beautiful than i. (especially in that fetching pink gown.)

have an apple...

Kimbai
August 30th, 2006, 11:52 PM
I ban you for cancelling "Bewitched". Darn you!

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Simba Marasa
i give... my magic mirror says that you are far more beautiful than i. (especially in that fetching pink gown.)


Woman, I do not wear pink gowns...if anyone is going to wear anything like that it will be you...:rawr:

Kimbai posted in the right thread...:D

Kimbai
August 31st, 2006, 12:25 AM
CURSES! I did it again. :grrr:

You are a gopher than lives in a bananna...

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 12:42 AM
kimbai is a bannana living in a gopher

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 12:45 AM
Both of you spell words the right way....banana...:D

Kimbai
August 31st, 2006, 12:46 AM
Roog knows how to spell. :haha:

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 12:47 AM
Kimbai knows how to breathe...:D

Kimbai
August 31st, 2006, 12:52 AM
Oh I do. If I didn't Kimbai the Great would be dead :zzz:

You are very....smart :cheese:

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 01:05 AM
Kimbai's burns are as old as time itself...:diva:

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 01:21 AM
roog has a strange attraction to office supplies. he cannot fight the compulsion to hang out at office max , office depot, and staples, and purchases colorful computer paper and hand-made stationary by the boxload. his bed is piled high with hundreds of interesting novelty pens and colored staples and he has a paperclip collection that would make bert from sesame street breathless with envy...

Kimbai
August 31st, 2006, 01:43 AM
you are addicted to raccoons with pink tails.....You are married to one, with little raccon-human babies

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 01:46 AM
how adorable!

kimbai is a baby raccoon with a pink tail...

Kimbai
August 31st, 2006, 01:49 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOO! You LIE! LIES I TELL YOU!
:grrr::die:

*sob*:woeisme:


you are devorced from yout racoon husband and have eaten him! You are gonna be charged with murder....:

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 03:05 AM
Kimbai ate the babies of the endangered Encino family melted from ice...

LunarCat
August 31st, 2006, 03:24 AM
Roog is my stuffed animal. :D

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 03:44 AM
lunarcat is roogie's matching plushie.

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 05:22 AM
But Marasa wont stick a spork in Lunarcat because she is not hitting on her...but Lunar should because that would be hawt!!!..:rawr:

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 05:31 AM
no thanks.

roog collects pokemon cards and my little ponies.

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 05:33 AM
Marasa loves to wear pink everyday...her favorite is that hot pink miniskirt and pink spagetti strap blouse thingy.

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 05:40 AM
good god, how girly can ya get??? excuse me while i throw up...

roog wears silly florescent-pink and silver nikes with flashing red lights on the heels...

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 05:54 AM
Marasa wishes to win Miss America, and then become a runway model for Victoria's Secret...:rawr:

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 06:52 AM
roog is already a runway model for victoria's secret and has appeared in several abercrombie and fitch magazine ads, wearing a pink lace & satin garter belt...

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 07:01 AM
Marasa is jealous of my successful runway modeling career...:diva:

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 07:25 AM
roog sleeps with a stuffed purple dinosaur named barney...

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 07:26 AM
Marasa is a stuffed purple dinosaur named Barney...which would mean...:rawr:

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by lion_roog
Marasa is a stuffed purple dinosaur named Barney...which would mean...:rawr:

...that marasa is really a guy named barney?

wow! who knew?

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 07:30 AM
I'll be Barney you can be Betty...:D

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 08:09 AM
i'd rather be barney. you can be betty.

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 08:11 AM
Okay...but as long as I get an allowance for shopping...

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 08:41 AM
what shopping? roog is barefoot and pregnant...(with bamm-bamm)

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 08:42 AM
Awww, crap!...Yous knocked me up...so you better not leave me or I'll bleed you dry you...you....Man!

Simba Marasa
August 31st, 2006, 08:50 AM
sorry. i'm now tired of you and i have decided to run off with lunarcat, safila, neola and hasirakali.

lion_roog
August 31st, 2006, 08:51 AM
But I thought we were in love...:alone:

Kimbai
August 31st, 2006, 06:21 PM
You are masa's pet hamster, Mr. giggles.

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 06:15 AM
i wuff my mister giggles.

kimbai is my gerbil, stinky.

lion_roog
September 1st, 2006, 06:41 AM
I am located in Marasa's room...so that means after showers...:rawr:

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by lion_roog
I am located in Marasa's room...so that means after showers...:rawr:

...i get to feed roog (who is my hamster) carrot slices thru the bars of his little cage, while my cats watch him and wonder if hamster tastes like chicken...

lion_roog
September 1st, 2006, 02:08 PM
We most definately don't!...I ate Marasa other hamster a few weeks ago...Taste like spagetti!

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 02:11 PM
roog is a vicious cannible hamster...

lion_roog
September 1st, 2006, 02:13 PM
Marasa has to learn that you must establish yourself as crazy whenever incarcirated...like in prison...you must beat someone down with a chair or stab someone with a pencil...:D

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 02:16 PM
roog is not allowed to touch pencils or chairs...

lion_roog
September 1st, 2006, 02:20 PM
Marasa must make sure not to make me feel Trapped!...*eye twitch*....it also works well in basketball...but instead of stabbing someone...You take the ball And slam your head into it...then beat down the metal pole that holds up the hoop...:D

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 02:24 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/whaaa.jpg roogie must not try to upset me. he would not like to see me upset...

lion_roog
September 1st, 2006, 02:27 PM
Marasa will be upset with me...because I want to see her upset...I need some entertainment...:diva:

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 04:02 PM
roog luvs being sporked

lion_roog
September 1st, 2006, 04:05 PM
Spork me good, Baby!...:rawr:

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 04:10 PM
no, i've decided it would be more fun to tie you to a rocket and send ya to the moon

lion_roog
September 1st, 2006, 04:14 PM
Marasa watches too many cartoons...;)

Wild E Coyote is my favorite...and Speedy Gonzalez

Ravincal
September 1st, 2006, 04:23 PM
Roog hates high-heels and loves to dance in clothes weared by most men.

NEVER a dress!

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 06:01 PM
ravincal has never had a date

Kimbai
September 1st, 2006, 07:17 PM
Masa has never had a date either.

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 07:42 PM
(well, this is the lie thread...)

kimbai makes chocolate muffins out of mud and sells them to unsupecting classmates.

Kimbai
September 1st, 2006, 07:44 PM
(Yeah right.....you just won't admit you are lonely! :p)

Masa rides bunny rabbits through pumpkin fields.

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 07:50 PM
kimbai collects used waffles and has an old trunk full of them in her attic...

Kimbai
September 1st, 2006, 10:11 PM
Masa's real name is Marley, the Black footed chipmunk

Simba Marasa
September 1st, 2006, 11:26 PM
kimbai does not have a real name. her first set of parents bought her for five bucks from an old chinese guy who warned them not to let her near bright light, don't let her get wet, and never feed her after midnight. one night they fed her a cookie in the bath tub after midnight. nobody knows what happened to them...

TX-101
September 2nd, 2006, 06:46 AM
Well i dont know what do you have in mind but... I've seen you going into sewers yesterday. What were you doing there... Only you know.

Kimbai
September 2nd, 2006, 03:11 PM
You dyed your hair blue in 7 grade....

Simba Marasa
September 2nd, 2006, 04:13 PM
kimbai dyed her hair cherry red and neon green to celebrate christmas ... except it was easter...

Kapasa
September 2nd, 2006, 06:34 PM
"cherry red" hmmm....ive heard this before in CDT, ie. Design and Technology.

So therefore Marasa must be an expert welder and lumberjack and can live in the woods for months on end eating ants eggs and can make a sour soup from crushed nettles.

TX-101
September 2nd, 2006, 08:01 PM
MUAHAHAHA!! good one! After all you can eat that too in hopeless situations like marasa is in it...

Simba Marasa
September 2nd, 2006, 08:23 PM
mmmmm....nettle and ant-egg soup. nutritious and deeelicious!

TX can only eat toasted seaweed on a stick and saltwater. anything else will make him sick...

TX-101
September 2nd, 2006, 08:49 PM
Oh - my - god -you -make me sick, not seaweed... You eat sea mud.. happy?

Simba Marasa
September 2nd, 2006, 08:52 PM
seaweed is good for ya! the japanese eat it all the time.

i ban TX for not trying out new things

TX-101
September 2nd, 2006, 08:56 PM
New? you said NEW? that s thousants years old! and ppl say that i live in the past!!! heh..

Kapasa
September 2nd, 2006, 09:05 PM
Ahh...seamud. That reminds me of my day at the beach....

I was wadding in the sea, and I saw what looked like doggie er..um...chocolate ice cream if ya know what i mean. Its too deep to take a closer look...soo i ask this kid to hav a look oh id say he was about 8.

He mistaked it for clay grabbed it and showed it too all his friends, who started rubbing it all over themselves because" its good for the skin."

Funniest beach trip ever when they realised what it was...hahhahahahahaha

er.. soo TX and Marasa never investigate sea mud its a very bad idea!

lion_roog
September 2nd, 2006, 09:09 PM
He's got his tie tied tight, he's a lyrical gangsta, a nine to five homie, You can't mess with his nature

TX-101
September 2nd, 2006, 09:17 PM
Oh roogy... do you even know how old is marasa? or you dont wanna know?

Kapasa
September 2nd, 2006, 09:18 PM
You cant argue with his philosophy, for he is more social than socialology?, better than the best, He may be a lion but he owns the rest?

TX-101
September 2nd, 2006, 09:32 PM
Why banning... wrong thread AGAIN! you should buy somethhing to see better.. sniper shall do the trick

Kapasa
September 2nd, 2006, 09:32 PM
*rolls eyes at Marasa*

Marasa should read the thread title before posting.

lion_roog
September 2nd, 2006, 11:16 PM
Is one sandwich short of a full picnic basket, one Esedrine tablet short of a full medicine cabinet...

Simba Marasa
September 2nd, 2006, 11:33 PM
is one can short of a six pack and one taco short of a combination plate...

lion_roog
September 2nd, 2006, 11:35 PM
Is and always will be my slave...made to serve me as my French maid...:irule:

Simba Marasa
September 2nd, 2006, 11:46 PM
^ is fixated on slavery and the french...

lion_roog
September 2nd, 2006, 11:48 PM
Is an awesome Marilyn Monroe impersonator...;)

Simba Marasa
September 3rd, 2006, 12:02 AM
simbamarasa sings softly:

*happy birthday to you.
happy birthday to you.
happy birthday mr. president...*

roog is an awesome marilyn manson impersonator...

lion_roog
September 3rd, 2006, 12:05 AM
I'm not the president yet...


Marasa loves to dress up as Brittany Spears for halloween

Simba Marasa
September 3rd, 2006, 12:17 AM
roog has a brittany spears blow-up doll

lion_roog
September 3rd, 2006, 12:18 AM
Marasa is my Brittany Spears blow up doll...:licks:

Simba Marasa
September 3rd, 2006, 02:20 AM
roog is my lion's chew toy...

lion_roog
September 3rd, 2006, 04:13 AM
Marasa and I will be celebrating our three year anniversary soon...:love:

Kapasa
September 3rd, 2006, 06:43 PM
but the thing about anniverseries is that you have to get her something very expensive....some colourful carbon stone thing or a sort of yellow brick.

Kimbai
September 3rd, 2006, 07:07 PM
Yes..Very expensive..You better have lots of cash.;)

You are dating Masa, who is therefore cheating on roogy...

Kapasa
September 3rd, 2006, 07:10 PM
masa how could you...how could you...?

kimbai knows all the latest gossip, drama...ALWAYS

Kimbai
September 3rd, 2006, 07:15 PM
Aha, but i SOMETIMES do...:irule:.sometimes....

The truth is it IS easy being blue! You lied Kaspasa! LIAR! *sob*

Kapasa
September 3rd, 2006, 07:24 PM
oh really...oh REALLY OH REALLY?!

Where did you get your information from?! Of course its hard difficult being blue! Life is just a series of dissapoints filled with times of dark depression. Of course its hard being blue, im still trying to find the cure.

Kimbai
September 3rd, 2006, 07:44 PM
Oh yeah? Well you have seventy-two kids with Masa! So there :p

Kapasa
September 3rd, 2006, 07:49 PM
shudder....that would be a nightmare!

Tommorro will be a easier day for you than what is lined up for me, believe me. Im going to a new school in a distgusting suit and i dont know anyone, i also wont be on leahalalela half as much as i am now, and my working day is 8.30 to 5.30 :(:(

Kimbai
September 3rd, 2006, 07:52 PM
EGAD :gasp:

No kapasa! Don't go! :alone:I shall blow up that school of yours...I don't start till Friday.

You are a detective that shall blow up the school.

Kapasa
September 3rd, 2006, 07:57 PM
soo you start on friday, what kind of mad headless headmaster/ mistress orders that. You only hav a day and its the weekend your head is loppu loppy loppy....

Kimbai
September 3rd, 2006, 07:59 PM
Tis for orientation. The real stuff starts Monday...


Gosh...school sucks....

Kapasa
September 3rd, 2006, 08:05 PM
aye it does

Kimbai
September 3rd, 2006, 08:08 PM
Hm. You goin' in Senior right? Then you are home free?

Unless you go to college. ;)

Kapasa
September 3rd, 2006, 08:13 PM
im gunna be a day boy, lower sixth....its gunna be a bloodbath pure unending torture!

lion_roog
September 3rd, 2006, 10:00 PM
Is actually a kindergarten student...:D

Kimbai
September 3rd, 2006, 10:07 PM
Is married with 100 kids, all of them girls and pregnant...

Simba Marasa
September 3rd, 2006, 11:45 PM
^ has over 800 kids because kimbai is actually a rather large hairy grey spider living in a barn...

lion_roog
September 4th, 2006, 12:13 AM
Done did 'em dirty...

Simba Marasa
September 4th, 2006, 05:12 AM
invented velcro but forgot to file the patent.

lion_roog
September 4th, 2006, 06:08 AM
Is an expert on Velcro...because it sticks stuff to other stuff...:D

Simba Marasa
September 4th, 2006, 04:34 PM
roog has super-glued himself to the sides of many bridges and buildings.

Kimbai
September 4th, 2006, 05:06 PM
Masa lives on a bridge.

lion_roog
September 4th, 2006, 05:49 PM
Kimbai lives under the bridge...:D

Kiara
September 4th, 2006, 07:06 PM
Roogy lives in the bridge!

Simba Marasa
September 4th, 2006, 07:29 PM
kiara visits the bridge every day before dawn and leaves flowers...

Kiara
September 4th, 2006, 07:41 PM
Marra visits the bridge every day before midnight and eats the flowers ...

Simba Marasa
September 4th, 2006, 07:55 PM
kiara doesn't like water and won't go near it...

Kiara
September 4th, 2006, 07:59 PM
that's not a lie, I don't like water :O Marra is a great swimmer and loves water and jumps in it

Simba Marasa
September 4th, 2006, 08:11 PM
that's not a lie either. i love water and i am an excellent swimmer

kiara's favorite dinner is jelly bean pizza with extra bugs...

Kiara
September 4th, 2006, 08:15 PM
yummy xD

You love real brown beans and peas! :D

Kapasa
September 4th, 2006, 09:34 PM
^ Eats plastic/imaginary/ super fun fun beans, peas, legumes and beans.

Kiara
September 4th, 2006, 09:45 PM
Kapasa doesn't seem a little lost ...

lion_roog
September 4th, 2006, 10:55 PM
Kiara loves the color pink and wears it all the time

Simba Marasa
September 4th, 2006, 11:00 PM
roogy loves the cvolor pink and wears it all the time...

lion_roog
September 4th, 2006, 11:05 PM
Marasa is original and comes up with her own stuff....she is also my trophy wife...:rawr:

Simba Marasa
September 4th, 2006, 11:35 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/Firelemming/yertoast.jpg roog is my trophy chew toy

*sporks roog*

lion_roog
September 4th, 2006, 11:39 PM
Pfft!...You don't deserve to have me as a trophy anything until you earn me!...:diva:

Simba Marasa
September 5th, 2006, 12:00 AM
roogy was a prize in a box of cheerios

lion_roog
September 5th, 2006, 12:08 AM
Marasa couldn't win me even if she tried...:irule:

Simba Marasa
September 5th, 2006, 12:23 AM
Roogy was in the mark-down bin at a yard sale. i paid 5$ for a Simba plushie and they threw in Roog for free...

lion_roog
September 5th, 2006, 12:25 AM
Marasa couldn't afford to keep me....for I am high maintnance...:irule:

Simba Marasa
September 5th, 2006, 12:36 AM
reads instructions on box:

don't expose your new roogy to bright light
don't feed your new roogy feed after midnight
don't allow your new roogy to get wet...

awwww... that means showers are out...
sorry

Kimbai
September 5th, 2006, 12:38 AM
I ban masa for reading directions...

lion_roog
September 5th, 2006, 01:33 AM
Marasa and Kimbai sitting in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

Kovu The Lion
September 5th, 2006, 02:16 AM
Roog wishes he could be in that Tree.

...Hmm I wonder if that's even a lie *chuckles*

LunarCat
September 5th, 2006, 02:27 AM
Is running for president of the happy hands club

lion_roog
September 5th, 2006, 02:41 AM
Is running for president of my fan club...:diva:

Simba Marasa
September 5th, 2006, 02:57 AM
roog is skimming 25% off the top of his fan club's dues and selling shoddy roogy merchandise to unsuspecting and vulnerable fans. you cad!

lion_roog
September 5th, 2006, 03:05 AM
Don't worry...I throw in a Free Marasa plushie with every purchase...that way people can reinact their own scenes of us together...:rawr:

Stormfury
September 5th, 2006, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by Simba Marasa
don't expose your new roogy to bright light
don't feed your new roogy feed after midnight
don't allow your new roogy to get wet...

Roog is mogwai?... :lol:

lion_roog
September 5th, 2006, 04:08 AM
Sonique is the deer in his sig and Av....playing with all the furry woodland creatures

Stormfury
September 5th, 2006, 05:47 AM
Roog is Thumper; he bump 'n grinds all the lady rabbits... :lol:

Kimbai
September 5th, 2006, 04:44 PM
Sonique killed Bambi and ate him for dinner..again.

TX-101
September 5th, 2006, 05:29 PM
you joined him too.

Simba Marasa
September 5th, 2006, 05:39 PM
tx is upset that sonique and kimbai ate bambi for dinner, but didn't leave you any...

TX-101
September 5th, 2006, 05:42 PM
Pfff... They don't have to... I'll kill my dinner now... Do you mind if it is you?

Simba Marasa
September 5th, 2006, 05:43 PM
i don't know about you, but i have a strict rule against eating other predators...

tx eats monkeys.

TX-101
September 5th, 2006, 05:48 PM
Tx this, tx that! What about you?! Better monkeys than... Ve..ggg..eTa..bLesss.... yuck!

Kiara
September 5th, 2006, 06:33 PM
TiXie love vegetables! :D

Kimbai
September 5th, 2006, 07:57 PM
Kiara is married to roog.

Kiara
September 5th, 2006, 08:13 PM
well actually that's not a lie, I think we were married for a time a time ago :O

Kimba hates kittens

Simba Marasa
September 5th, 2006, 08:17 PM
kiara is also married to TX and Kapasa

Kiara
September 5th, 2006, 08:20 PM
Mara is married with a stone

Kimbai
September 5th, 2006, 10:37 PM
Kiara is married to..........Will Smith

Simba Marasa
September 5th, 2006, 10:39 PM
how awesome! can i have his autograph?

kimbai is not married to anyone because she is an underaged undersized lobster living off the coast of Maine.

Kimbai
September 5th, 2006, 10:43 PM
Hey...I am no a lobster :grrr:

Masa is a black window spider that just got eaten by roog.

Simba Marasa
September 6th, 2006, 02:12 AM
Kimbai is in love with barney and sleeps with a huge purple barney plushie...

lion_roog
September 6th, 2006, 06:07 AM
Marasa is in love with me and sleeeps with me...:rawr:

Kiara
September 6th, 2006, 06:56 AM
Roog is NOT crazy and is in love with his socks

Simba Marasa
September 7th, 2006, 01:23 AM
ciara has a major crush on roog and wants to have his baby

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 01:59 AM
Marasa has a major crush on Ciara and will let me watch...:D

Simba Marasa
September 7th, 2006, 02:16 AM
roog has a major crush on himself, and would let us all watch, except nobody wants to see that...

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 02:29 AM
Marasa wants me to join in with her and Ciara...:licks: :rawr: ;)

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 02:41 AM
Marasa must learn that sharing is caring...

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 02:43 AM
Marasa will then learn that I always get what I want...

Simba Marasa
September 7th, 2006, 02:44 AM
tough luck...ain't gonna happen

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 02:45 AM
Marasa has no choice in the issue...for I am king, and what I say goes...

Simba Marasa
September 7th, 2006, 02:51 AM
roogie is the father of my four cubs, but he won't pay child support. i'll see ya in court, buster...

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 02:54 AM
Marasa needs to get those kids tested...I know two ain't mine, woman...I did the math...

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 03:01 AM
:O How did ya know I have a mayor crush on him and stuff? :O

Marasa stinks at all subjects except math, 'cause she love math

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 03:02 AM
And that's the truth (lie)

Marasa wants more kids to supply our army with

Little miss Ciara needs to quit cutting me off...and get back to work in the kitchen!!!

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 03:04 AM
I'm cooking all the days, I want to sleep now at nights! :O

You ... want to take over my mommeh job so I can get rest! :diva:

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 03:07 AM
I am not a Mommy...do I look like a woman?!?!?!...:irule:

Simba Marasa
September 7th, 2006, 03:08 AM
(if I squint my eyes and imagine you in a pink dress, then yes, you kinda do...)

roog keeps ordering the females on this board back to the kitchen because he cannot cook water without burning it and will soon starve to death without some competant cooking help...

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 03:09 AM
all divas can be mommeh :diva: Now change dyper on the little kid! And learn how to cook water :O

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 03:12 AM
Originally posted by Simba Marasa
(if I squint my eyes and imagine you in a pink dress, then yes, you kinda do...)

roog keeps ordering the females on this board back to the kitchen because he cannot cook water without burning it and will soon starve to death without some competant cooking help...

Yeeees!!!...I am going to starve...Cook for me!...I'll do anything!!!..:alone:

And, oh yeah, Shaddap about the dress thing!...:grrr:

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 03:13 AM
You say, PLEASE

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 03:15 AM
No Way!!!!....:grrr:



Okay Okay....Please...:alone:

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 03:18 AM
now that's good *bbqs a lobster for ya*

Yoou luuuuuuuv bbqed lobster

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 03:20 AM
I don't like anything so closely related to cockaroaches...:p

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 03:23 AM
mmm, you want one of them? :D Or staaaaarve ... *evil music*

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 03:30 AM
I choose Death!!!...or I can just eat you...:nukasm:

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 05:42 AM
oh no you won't eat me, enough peeps are already eating on me, so it'll be nothing left!

Kapasa
September 7th, 2006, 04:21 PM
Ciara is one of a secret group who are not canabilistic...well not quite yet.

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 04:23 PM
Kapasa wants to take my place as food for everything in the world. But then I don't think that would work, since you're not female xD

Kapasa
September 7th, 2006, 04:30 PM
Ciara is not sexist.

and if your implying something that i think your implying then i think im gunna be sick. ....

[excuse me: throws up out the window]

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 05:10 PM
Kapasa eats red pasta
As Marasa is locked up
in the back of my casa
Short and steady
he reads like Barney and Betty
Easy to make and bake
Like instant spagetti
Thank You!!!...:diva:

Kapasa
September 7th, 2006, 05:18 PM
"thank you"

er.....for what?

Sorry I hav a lousy memory

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 05:25 PM
Kapasa has a great memory! :D

Kapasa
September 7th, 2006, 05:51 PM
im sorry what were we talking about again?

Kimbai
September 7th, 2006, 07:20 PM
Kapasa still has a great memory! :haha:

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 07:21 PM
haha xD *agrees*

lion_roog
September 7th, 2006, 07:42 PM
Obviously told a lie about kimbai in the "Tell a Lie" thread...and she wets the bed...

Ciara
September 7th, 2006, 07:44 PM
Roogy don't like girls

Kimbai
September 8th, 2006, 06:59 PM
Ciara secretly lives with roogy, who doesn't like girls.

Ciara
September 8th, 2006, 07:45 PM
you secretly wants to live with him instead :diva:

Kimbai
September 8th, 2006, 08:26 PM
Oh yeah? Well you secretly wanna live with roog and be his slave...forever. bwhahahahah :evilgrin:

Kapasa
September 8th, 2006, 08:50 PM
Kimbai is duluded that roog will want only one female slave........ he'll want you and Ciara..and proberly a few more.

Ciara
September 8th, 2006, 08:54 PM
Kapasa would like to be Roogs slave for ever! :D

Kapasa
September 8th, 2006, 09:07 PM
unending nightmare....shudder

^ really knows how to freak me out.

Ciara
September 8th, 2006, 09:07 PM
then that's not true :p

Kapasa
September 8th, 2006, 09:09 PM
or is it?

Ciara
September 8th, 2006, 09:24 PM
dunno :thinks: Or do I?

Kapasa
September 9th, 2006, 12:43 PM
Yes you do.

Ciara
September 9th, 2006, 01:19 PM
okay ^^ whatever floats your jolly

TX-101
September 19th, 2006, 08:43 PM
YOu are confusing me.. i must read everything 3 times ... and now i must lie.
Hmm You Ciara... stop calling me already.. I will need to buy a new phone.

Kapasa
September 20th, 2006, 04:00 PM
he hasnt upgraded to using pink psychic powers yet...

TX-101
September 20th, 2006, 06:41 PM
You too Sgt.Kapasa. That's why you have that BS station.

Monai
October 1st, 2006, 09:44 PM
omgz. you see, the thing with TX-101, he's really se?or ding-dong, and he is currently the CEO of a company which produces mexican food. goddamnit i love that hot sauce.

simbamarasa
October 1st, 2006, 09:54 PM
Monai really hates spicy food and cannot eat anything spicier than big bowls of hot, nummy oatmeal (with no sugar). mmmmm.....

TX-101
October 2nd, 2006, 04:26 PM
^ Shortly... She is hopeless...

Kapasa
October 2nd, 2006, 05:10 PM
Hopeless or Helpless? (No that didnt work please ignore this bit...)

^ is one of the zombies in MJ's Thriller Zombie Troop. Go Go zombie troop!

'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About Strike.
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller
Tonight'

Stormfury
October 2nd, 2006, 05:20 PM
| * | The decipher, to coded lunch pails... Muaha!!

kittiekyo
October 2nd, 2006, 08:06 PM
^ lives inside of my closet in a casket because hes a vampire

TX-101
October 2nd, 2006, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by Kapasa
Hopeless or Helpless? (No that didnt work please ignore this bit...)

Hopeless... Because I'm losing the last hope that she isn't helpless.

^is hiding from daylight and is afraid of garlic and crosses.:evilgrin:

Kimbai
October 3rd, 2006, 12:20 AM
Is not a General at all but pairs Hilton's sister.

simbamarasa
October 3rd, 2006, 01:27 AM
kennot spel rite.

Stormfury
October 3rd, 2006, 04:35 PM
/^/ Kerfuffle'd Tuesdays & Thursdays... Razzle-dazzle'd on Fridays 'n' Saturdays; and not know-ing the rest on Wednesdays, Mondays, & Sundays...

simbamarasa
October 3rd, 2006, 05:32 PM
^ is one of thumper's sisters...

Kimbai
October 3rd, 2006, 10:38 PM
Does not need coffee

simbamarasa
October 3rd, 2006, 10:57 PM
hates cats

Kimbai
October 3rd, 2006, 11:01 PM
Egad. :gasp: How could you???

Hates Zira

simbamarasa
October 4th, 2006, 12:05 AM
wants to go swimming with me...

Ciara
October 4th, 2006, 07:30 PM
^ luv swimming :confused:

Monai
October 4th, 2006, 07:42 PM
So I says to him, so I says to him: squee. And that's the end of that chapter, *****es.

In other news... uhm, Ciara's a monkey!

Ciara
October 4th, 2006, 07:44 PM
Monai stalks me! With so many rights on my quiz you must have been stalking me for years :O

simbamarasa
October 4th, 2006, 09:39 PM
^ lives in an old soup can, not in a cardboard box.

TX-101
October 5th, 2006, 02:06 PM
^What's wrong marasa? lies, again?

Ciara
October 5th, 2006, 02:36 PM
^ lies all the time

simbamarasa
October 5th, 2006, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by TX-101
^What's wrong marasa? lies, again?
Uh...Yeah. This IS the LIE thread.

Ciara hates Skittles!

Kapasa
October 5th, 2006, 05:03 PM
cant get enough of those skittly skittles. Youve completly smashed 99% of all skittle world records. But you just cant beat the last one: live off only skittles for a week. With skittle toast, skittle jam and bizzarly skittle flavoured skittles!

Ciara
October 5th, 2006, 05:09 PM
hey, I looked at the skittles packages but I didn't find anything that started with E-dangerous :O

Kapasa
October 5th, 2006, 05:15 PM
thats the most outragous lie ive ever heard, well at least for today. Take cover here come the skittle induced mood swings, get the women and children inside, lock the doors, board the windows and get the shotguns...hurry!

Ciara
October 5th, 2006, 05:18 PM
it just talk about Yellow xxxx things :O

simbamarasa
October 6th, 2006, 12:15 AM
thinks her siggy is a real picture.

lionloversam
October 6th, 2006, 12:19 AM
^ hates zira so much that the picture in her banner of zira holding on to the cliff makes her all warm and fuzzy inside.

Kapasa
October 6th, 2006, 06:51 PM
is a neighbour to the fresh prince...hey it says location: Bel Air! Must be an awesome place...

Kimbai
October 6th, 2006, 07:19 PM
Is Roog's.....brother.

simbamarasa
October 6th, 2006, 07:20 PM
^ Is really a boy

Ciara
October 6th, 2006, 07:21 PM
Poor Roog, being a victim in every thread like this. Shame on you! :grrr:

Kimbai
October 6th, 2006, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Ciara
Poor Roog, being a victim in every thread like this. Shame on you! :grrr:



:sob: It..it was too tempting!! :woeisme:



And masa.....I shall get my revenge. Call me a boy will you?:grrr:


Masa is really Micheal jackson's brother.

Kapasa
October 6th, 2006, 07:31 PM
*gasps* of course it all makes sense, she i mean he must be his brother. So Kimbai since you didnt deny being male then that means...

Anyway come on im gunna start dancing, Thriller or Billie Jean? I prefer the zombie one, so fun!

Kimbai
October 6th, 2006, 07:45 PM
Heyyy watch it buddy. Kimbai tis a female. Hear her roar. :roars:


You are going to dance The electric slide instead!

Ciara
October 6th, 2006, 07:47 PM
You're gonna dance as the Dancing Queen!