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lionloversam
May 31st, 2011, 01:25 AM
The point of this thread is meant to be fun. Nothing offensive, of course that goes without saying. But, you basically just make a untrue/false statement about the person who posted before you. I remember we had this back on LH 1.

shadowland
May 31st, 2011, 01:27 AM
^ Hates Kovu and thinks he is a massive douchebag. Also LOVES Zira and thinks she is adorable and that her voice doesn't sound like a chain-smoker on steroids.

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 01:28 AM
^
Always walks around on tiptoes holding a balloon filled with goldfish

shadowland
May 31st, 2011, 01:33 AM
^ Lives in Yorkshire

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 01:34 AM
^ Can only play his guitar standing upside down leaning against a wall.

lionloversam
May 31st, 2011, 01:46 AM
^ Hates guitars and leads a anti-guitar militia

shadowland
May 31st, 2011, 01:48 AM
[safila doesn't play guitar ;)]

^ Hates The Lion King

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 01:48 AM
^ listens to my songs 4/7


(lol.. I play guitar, keyboard and drums)

shadowland
May 31st, 2011, 01:52 AM
[oops xD]

^ does not play guitar, keyboard, or drums

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 01:53 AM
^ love to listen to Paris Hilton sing

lionloversam
May 31st, 2011, 01:53 AM
EDIT: Didn't just Ninja post me

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 01:55 AM
:lol: wears a blonde wig whenever he goes shopping

lionloversam
May 31st, 2011, 01:56 AM
Secretly likes kovu even more than I do.

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 01:57 AM
^ has a fake moustache

shadowland
May 31st, 2011, 01:58 AM
^ likes to troll kovu fans on deviantART

HasiraKali
May 31st, 2011, 02:00 AM
^ Enjoys running through the streets in a baby New Year costume. Even when it's not New Year's.

shadowland
May 31st, 2011, 02:02 AM
^ is Duke Nukem

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 02:51 AM
^ Came runner up in this years Miss World competition

lionloversam
May 31st, 2011, 03:11 AM
Has dreams of being the next president of United States of America

HasiraKali
May 31st, 2011, 04:12 AM
Once ate an entire orange, tree and all.

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 09:44 AM
^ Is really a dolphin at Seaworld

Wide Eyed Wanderer
May 31st, 2011, 05:49 PM
^ Is allergic to wearing clothes in public

shadowland
May 31st, 2011, 06:04 PM
^ is a narrow-eyed settler :p

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 09:51 PM
^ Is the wizard of oz

lionloversam
May 31st, 2011, 09:58 PM
^Drinks ketchup for breakfast every morning

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 09:59 PM
^ Doesn't like the taste of caffeine any more, ever ever

Wide Eyed Wanderer
May 31st, 2011, 10:04 PM
^ Hates having bubbles in her bath

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 10:11 PM
^ has thrown out all his fairy lights

lionloversam
May 31st, 2011, 10:13 PM
intentionally smashed her guitar last night.

HasiraKali
May 31st, 2011, 10:14 PM
Despises Kovu because he is a rapscallion.

lionloversam
May 31st, 2011, 10:18 PM
^ absolutely despises Simba because he let the hyenas kill Scar instead of doing it himself

Safila
May 31st, 2011, 10:21 PM
^ lies around surrounded by talking plushies

lionloversam
May 31st, 2011, 10:26 PM
Has a big poster of Zira hung on her wall.

shadowland
June 1st, 2011, 12:06 AM
^ is not the fresh prince of bel air

lionloversam
June 1st, 2011, 02:04 AM
Currently resides in a cardboard box behind the local market.

Safila
June 1st, 2011, 02:54 AM
^ Is the only nut in a bag of choc covered nuts that's uncoated

Simbaspirit
June 1st, 2011, 02:55 AM
^ is 100% American

Safila
June 1st, 2011, 03:00 AM
^ always steals my guitar picks and uses them for mini frisbies

shadowland
June 1st, 2011, 03:38 AM
^ always steals my mini frisbees and uses them as guitar picks

Safila
June 1st, 2011, 04:33 AM
:lol: So that's why I needed new strings

^ Dunks his marshmellows in nutella twice before eating

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 1st, 2011, 07:24 AM
^ Once punched a zebra in the face

Safila
June 1st, 2011, 09:23 AM
^ has flashing lights around his glasses

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 1st, 2011, 11:07 AM
^ Wants to go to zoos and hold marriage ceremonies for the animals

Safila
June 1st, 2011, 11:40 AM
^ Took over the under 5yr ballet classes, teaching them scottish rap

shadowland
June 1st, 2011, 04:13 PM
^ teaches children how to operate surface-to-air missile launchers

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 1st, 2011, 04:19 PM
^ Isn't allowed to teach children anything :evilgrin:

shadowland
June 1st, 2011, 04:27 PM
^ has a jetbike

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 1st, 2011, 04:54 PM
^ Has a 2CV...with a big flower on the bonnet :lalala:

shadowland
June 1st, 2011, 04:55 PM
^ drinks petrol for better accelaration :lalala:

lionloversam
June 1st, 2011, 10:16 PM
^ Has a major crush on Simba and is currently designing a harem banner to show his love for him.

Safila
June 1st, 2011, 10:44 PM
^ goes and practises his trombone playing underwater at Seaworld

lionloversam
June 1st, 2011, 10:46 PM
^ Is secretly a world famous chef hiding under a fake name.

Safila
June 1st, 2011, 10:50 PM
^ Sits there waiting patiently to taste test all my new groovey recipes

lionloversam
June 1st, 2011, 10:53 PM
^ Has published five different cookbooks

Safila
June 1st, 2011, 10:55 PM
^ has made ever recipe from every cookbook I've published

lionloversam
June 1st, 2011, 11:02 PM
^ Has opened up a restaurant that has become so popular that half the restaurants in Australia had to shutdown.

Safila
June 2nd, 2011, 03:58 AM
^ Has been throwing peaches in my swimming pool

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 2nd, 2011, 07:02 AM
^ Eats mouldy peaches from her pool

Safila
June 2nd, 2011, 07:37 AM
^ Has grown a metre long fluffy tail

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 2nd, 2011, 11:24 AM
^ Has grown a unicorn horn on her forehead ;)

shadowland
June 2nd, 2011, 06:03 PM
^ Has grown a foot on his foot :B

Safila
June 2nd, 2011, 10:21 PM
^ paints a moustache on his face every time before he leaves the house

lionloversam
June 3rd, 2011, 03:07 AM
^ Is a former Russian spy from the Cold War hiding under the alias of a Australian

Safila
June 3rd, 2011, 03:53 AM
^ Bites his nails for breakfast each morning after being dipped in maple syrup.

shadowland
June 3rd, 2011, 09:45 AM
^ is lionloversam using a different account!!

Safila
June 5th, 2011, 11:02 PM
^ Is really a three legged sloth

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 5th, 2011, 11:14 PM
^ Is a squirrel

shadowland
June 5th, 2011, 11:20 PM
^ is a mushroom

HasiraKali
June 5th, 2011, 11:35 PM
^ Is a potato.

Safila
June 5th, 2011, 11:47 PM
^ Is actually Josh Groban in disguise spying on Lea people

Azerane
June 6th, 2011, 01:59 AM
^has a pet drop bear

Safila
June 6th, 2011, 02:29 AM
^ uses wombats as feet warmers

shadowland
June 6th, 2011, 03:24 AM
^ has evil abilities powered by the tears of children

Safila
June 6th, 2011, 03:44 AM
^ Is a wheeto and dunks himself in milk each day

shadowland
June 6th, 2011, 06:36 PM
^ is an abbo :lol:

Safila
June 6th, 2011, 09:06 PM
^ is the lost fourth powerpuff girl

shadowland
June 6th, 2011, 10:01 PM
^ is an australian soap opera

Safila
June 6th, 2011, 11:16 PM
^ Hides in the middle of timtams

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 7th, 2011, 01:05 PM
^ Is actually one giant TimTam

Raize
June 7th, 2011, 07:00 PM
^...has finagled with Phineas (quote from Disney's Hercules xP )

Guntur
June 7th, 2011, 07:03 PM
^Is a bad *** rocker and biker. :p

Raize
June 7th, 2011, 07:17 PM
[ That is not a lie :P ]

^Is an opera singer

Safila
June 7th, 2011, 09:24 PM
^ eats 20 weet bix for breakfast and then burps bubbles while patting his stomach.

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 7th, 2011, 10:00 PM
^ eats 20 weet bix for breakfast and then burps bubbles while patting his stomach.

You know Weetabix are born about a mile from my house... :irule:

^ Smells like pineapple

Safila
June 7th, 2011, 10:10 PM
:lol: were's the pics ?

I do have pineapple flavoured shampoo, but it's a bit.. too much


^ Paints his nails cherry red

shadowland
June 8th, 2011, 12:00 AM
^ Eats screws for supper

shadowland
June 8th, 2011, 12:06 AM
^ Eats screws for supper

Safila
June 8th, 2011, 12:58 AM
^ Owns McDonalds and is taking every burger off the menu

Azerane
June 8th, 2011, 01:50 AM
^wishes she owned McDonalds

HasiraKali
June 8th, 2011, 01:51 AM
^Is really a giant grizzly bear in a tutu.

Azerane
June 8th, 2011, 01:52 AM
(you got me :p)

^hates all the actors who played Simba in TLKoB and keeps them in her signature to remind herself so that if she ever sees them she can tell them how horrible they were.

HasiraKali
June 8th, 2011, 02:39 AM
^Enjoys the Beverly and drinks buckets of it a day. (If you don't know what that is, just search for it on YouTube. It's awesome.)

shadowland
June 8th, 2011, 02:42 AM
^ has flamethrower arms!

Safila
June 8th, 2011, 03:43 AM
^ Always sprinkles hundreds and thousands on his sheets before he lays down to go to sleep.

lionloversam
June 10th, 2011, 11:58 PM
^ Picks her nose and wipes her finger under her chair.

Safila
June 11th, 2011, 12:43 AM
^ Sucks all the caramel out of the middle of caramello kolas and then puts them back on the shelf

HasiraKali
June 11th, 2011, 02:19 AM
^ Is a newt.

lionloversam
June 11th, 2011, 02:20 AM
^ is a english teacher

Safila
June 11th, 2011, 05:25 AM
^ Is Nigel from The Young Ones

Safila
June 11th, 2011, 05:26 AM
^ Is Vyvyan from The Young Ones

shadowland
June 11th, 2011, 05:56 AM
^ Is Mike from the young ones

lionloversam
June 11th, 2011, 06:08 AM
^ Is Hugh Laurie

Safila
June 11th, 2011, 06:54 AM
^ sends his photo off to Obama each day asking for a job

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 11th, 2011, 12:08 PM
^ Sends her photo to Kanye West every day asking for a date

lionloversam
June 11th, 2011, 04:27 PM
^ sends pictures and text messages to me every morning about 2 am.

Safila
June 12th, 2011, 12:59 AM
^ dreams about them messages :lol:

HasiraKali
June 12th, 2011, 01:17 AM
^Slathers mayo on EVERYTHING. Even desserts.

Safila
June 12th, 2011, 01:31 AM
^ has turned into a big piece of pavlova

Azerane
June 12th, 2011, 01:32 AM
^Enjoys eating vegemite straight out of the jar with a pinch of salt on top! :D

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 12th, 2011, 01:35 AM
(thought all Aussies did that)

^ Wears chicken suits to work

HasiraKali
June 12th, 2011, 01:36 AM
^Had all of her blood replaced with Milo.

shadowland
June 12th, 2011, 01:38 AM
^ Had their herp replaced with derp

HasiraKali
June 12th, 2011, 01:40 AM
^Has a large collection of fish poo. Each is labeled with the species, date, and moon phase.

Azerane
June 12th, 2011, 01:42 AM
^has an even larger collection of elephant poo! You're up in your attic cataloguing it all the time ;)

shadowland
June 12th, 2011, 02:16 AM
^ Has a collection of bans

Safila
June 12th, 2011, 04:08 AM
^ has 20 pairs of high heels under his bed

Azerane
June 12th, 2011, 04:19 AM
^ is addicted to eating sand and frequently goes to the beach to refill her jar of sand so that she has some to eat every day.

lionloversam
June 12th, 2011, 05:10 AM
^ has a major character crush on zira

HasiraKali
June 12th, 2011, 06:04 AM
^Has been to the moon. Twice.

Safila
June 12th, 2011, 06:22 AM
^ Juggles black jelly beans 24/7

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 12th, 2011, 09:32 AM
^ Runs around with jelly beans in her pants :p

Safila
June 12th, 2011, 10:17 AM
^ sleeps with a spoon of nutella in his mouth

Azerane
June 12th, 2011, 11:20 AM
^ goes about her day shouting 'victory is mine' every 5 minutes.

King Simba
June 12th, 2011, 07:57 PM
^ Knitted that hat for that cat in her avatar herself.

lionloversam
June 12th, 2011, 11:15 PM
^ Is secretly a guy disguised as a girl to see how long it takes to be found out.

shadowland
June 12th, 2011, 11:33 PM
^ is obviously a guy disguised as a camel

HasiraKali
June 12th, 2011, 11:36 PM
^ Is obviously a camel.

lionloversam
June 13th, 2011, 01:23 AM
^ hates simba so much she uses a picture of him as a dartboard

HasiraKali
June 13th, 2011, 01:50 AM
^ Does the same, but with Kovu.

lionloversam
June 13th, 2011, 01:56 AM
^ has dreams about taking the actor who plays simba in TLKoB hostage and doing naughty things.

HasiraKali
June 13th, 2011, 04:33 AM
^ That is so not an outrageous lie. :lol:

^ Wants to shave Kovu's glorious mane off.

shadowland
June 13th, 2011, 04:43 AM
^ Wants to ride a vacuum cleaner out the window whilst catching a grenade for bruno mars

Safila
June 13th, 2011, 04:59 AM
( I like and sing Grenade when busking)

^ Is really Mary Poppins

HasiraKali
June 13th, 2011, 05:17 AM
^ Runs around town in a lizard costume singing "I'm a Little Tea Pot" in random book stores.

Safila
June 13th, 2011, 06:05 AM
^ Is writing her autobiography

Azerane
June 13th, 2011, 08:51 AM
^ doesn't know how to write

Safila
June 13th, 2011, 10:34 AM
^ shaved your head telling everyone you're a Bilby

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 13th, 2011, 02:14 PM
^ Shaved her head telling everyone she's a billabong

Safila
June 13th, 2011, 10:32 PM
^ Insists he's a blonde when in fact a redhead

lionloversam
June 13th, 2011, 10:46 PM
^ Plays the drums for a heavy metal band

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 13th, 2011, 11:12 PM
^ Is actually in love with Kiara but is ashamed so pretends it's Kovu...

lionloversam
June 13th, 2011, 11:16 PM
^ Is completely aware I like both Kiara and Kovu... not to mention Vitani.

Safila
June 13th, 2011, 11:20 PM
^ Has ingrown toenails

Azerane
June 14th, 2011, 02:08 AM
ewww :p

^ gets cravings for dragonflies dipped in chocolate and covered with coconut

lionloversam
June 14th, 2011, 02:23 AM
^ Has a secret crush on WEW that she hopes safila never finds out about.

Safila
June 14th, 2011, 03:22 AM
:lol: I'm sure WEW would like a harem, like Manda.


^NOw has the lead role in Glee

Azerane
June 14th, 2011, 03:51 AM
^ wishes she was born a male

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 14th, 2011, 07:20 AM
:haha:

^ Wishes she was born a Zebra

Safila
June 14th, 2011, 09:08 AM
^ wishes he owned a touring bus with shagpile carpet

lionloversam
June 14th, 2011, 09:37 PM
^ Has a shrine built to WEW in her bedroom closet.

Safila
June 14th, 2011, 09:44 PM
^ ^ Rides around on a purple sparkly broom that has flashing neon lights on it, every night between 12 -2am

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 15th, 2011, 06:58 AM
^ Knows the way to Narnia

Safila
June 15th, 2011, 09:11 AM
^ Is really Ginger Spice love child

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 15th, 2011, 01:04 PM
^ Has a thing for gingers

Azerane
June 15th, 2011, 01:12 PM
^ has a thing for slimey monsters with 3 mouths and no legs.

shadowland
June 15th, 2011, 03:09 PM
^ studied bush punching

lionloversam
June 15th, 2011, 10:40 PM
^ is the adopted child of Elton John

Safila
June 15th, 2011, 11:15 PM
^ is Tina Turners love child

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 15th, 2011, 11:28 PM
^ Is the love child of Elvis, George Washington and a packet of chicken soup.

Safila
June 15th, 2011, 11:41 PM
(Better be chicken noodle soup)

^ wears curlers to bed each night

lionloversam
June 18th, 2011, 03:05 AM
^ secretly gives coffee to kids right before nap time at local daycare centers.

Safila
June 18th, 2011, 03:30 AM
^ now has a mohawk cut

Wide Eyed Wanderer
June 18th, 2011, 10:48 AM
^ Is planning to shave her head and dye it blue

Safila
July 6th, 2011, 07:05 AM
^ Comes once a week to mow the lawns and clean the pool

shadowland
July 6th, 2011, 02:59 PM
^ comes once a week to eat the lawn

Safila
July 6th, 2011, 09:58 PM
^ sits and eats the legs of gingerbread men all day every day

shadowland
July 7th, 2011, 02:29 PM
^fights aliens at night, in a leotard

Safila
July 7th, 2011, 10:48 PM
^ is really lady gaga

lionloversam
July 9th, 2011, 12:13 AM
^ is really Josh Groban in disguise

Safila
July 9th, 2011, 12:17 AM
^ has bought a bottle shop and only now sells expensive red wine and hot chips

shadowland
July 9th, 2011, 08:42 PM
^ sells missiles to kids

Safila
July 19th, 2011, 12:42 AM
^ sucks the chocolate off choc coated sultanas before they are bagged

HasiraKali
July 19th, 2011, 01:56 AM
^According to this...


^ is really Josh Groban in disguise

Josh, dear, I think we need to talk. :p

Safila
July 19th, 2011, 07:08 AM
lol.. I'm here !


^ Is now teaching penguins how to make slurpees

HasiraKali
July 19th, 2011, 07:12 AM
^ Doesn't really think that's a lie. :p

Safila
July 19th, 2011, 07:58 AM
^ Wants us all to think she didn't teach cool tricks to those animals she played with

shadowland
July 19th, 2011, 10:24 PM
^ snorts washing powder

Safila
July 20th, 2011, 10:08 PM
^ Rides a rocking horse on wheels to work

lionloversam
July 21st, 2011, 11:38 PM
^ Dances every morning to the song "King of Disco" by Akcent

Safila
July 22nd, 2011, 12:21 AM
^ lives his life as though he is Akcent

HasiraKali
July 22nd, 2011, 12:42 AM
^ Enjoys a lovely bowl of nails from time to time.

lionloversam
July 22nd, 2011, 12:44 AM
^ Is secretly Lady Gaga

HasiraKali
July 22nd, 2011, 12:57 AM
^ Is Eric Northman.

lionloversam
July 22nd, 2011, 01:44 AM
^secretly hates Simba and has her entire bedroom as a dedicated "Kovu Harem".

Safila
July 22nd, 2011, 02:47 AM
^ hides in supermarkets shaking the bottles of coke

HasiraKali
July 22nd, 2011, 02:58 AM
Puts hair clips on every flower she sees.

Safila
July 22nd, 2011, 05:51 AM
^ has thrown out her bed and now sleeps in a hammock

lionloversam
September 30th, 2013, 12:19 PM
^ has filled in her pool with dirt in order to build a football field.

Safila
September 30th, 2013, 08:12 PM
^ Is making too much noise outside my bedroom window running around on the football field shouting " I've won, I've won"

lionloversam
October 13th, 2013, 10:04 PM
^ is planning to eat her dog after it is fully grown.

Safila
October 14th, 2013, 01:29 AM
(^ oooh smacks you XD)


Is going to be my housemaid for a year for work experience for free.

lionloversam
October 14th, 2013, 01:31 AM
^ is paying for my flight to Australia and is providing free room, board and medical.

Safila
October 14th, 2013, 01:41 AM
^ Is also going to be the pool boy, gardener and puppy poo scooper upper

lionloversam
October 14th, 2013, 10:12 PM
^ has chosen to play the saxophone instead of the guitar.

Safila
October 15th, 2013, 05:17 AM
Throws waterbombs at old ladies crossing the street.

lionloversam
October 16th, 2013, 12:01 AM
^ jumps in front of the water bombs shouting "no".

Safila
October 25th, 2013, 03:30 AM
^ PLays gridiron 6 days a week.

Kasei
October 26th, 2013, 12:53 AM
^ Secretly has the phone number and address of every Lea member. D:

lionloversam
October 26th, 2013, 02:06 AM
^ is secretly a 50 year old fisherman from Oslo, Norway.

Safila
October 26th, 2013, 02:11 AM
^ likes to eat hundred and thousands covered in yoghurt.

lionloversam
October 28th, 2013, 01:30 AM
^ gives sugar cubes to little kids on the street while the parents aren't looking.

Safila
October 28th, 2013, 01:53 AM
^ now wears flashng neon colours around his glasses.

lionloversam
October 28th, 2013, 11:29 PM
^ throws handfuls of glitter into the air every night at midnight shouting " It's raining".

Safila
October 29th, 2013, 01:01 AM
^ Is really my grandad in disguise.

lionloversam
October 29th, 2013, 12:19 PM
^ is in the process of converting her pool into a cranberry bog

Safila
October 31st, 2013, 03:31 AM
( lol I <3 cranberry juice)


^ Likes to dress as the Nutcracker each christmas.

lionloversam
October 31st, 2013, 10:31 PM
^ gives laxatives to all the "trick or treaters" that come to her door.

Safila
October 31st, 2013, 11:15 PM
^ Goes to kareoke Bars and sings 'My Heart Will Go On'

lionloversam
November 1st, 2013, 10:20 PM
^ hunts kangaroos for her special kangaroo curry

Safila
November 1st, 2013, 11:05 PM
:lol:


^ Has dyed his hair and moustache white in prep for playing santa claus.

lionloversam
November 2nd, 2013, 02:18 AM
^ collects empty vodka bottles and fills them with water. After that, sells them to tourists.

Safila
November 2nd, 2013, 02:31 AM
^ Is always there selling bags of spicy nuts to go with the 'vodka'.

Azerane
November 2nd, 2013, 02:43 AM
^ collects postcards by sending them to herself from every place she visits

lionloversam
November 2nd, 2013, 02:44 AM
^ throws pennies at people that don't give her money when she is busking.

Safila
November 2nd, 2013, 02:48 AM
^ :lol: makes his own wine, but never takes off his socks when squashing the grapes.

lionloversam
November 2nd, 2013, 02:51 AM
^ doesn't realize my wine is called "Sock Wine" for a reason.

Safila
November 2nd, 2013, 02:53 AM
^ Never strains the wine before he bottles it to collect the loose cotton threads.

lionloversam
November 2nd, 2013, 02:57 AM
^ stands in the dairy aisle in the grocery store shaking a carton of milk shouting "I am making a milkshake".

Safila
November 2nd, 2013, 03:00 AM
:lol:

^ opens bags of chocolate sultanas, sucks off the chocolate and puts bags back on the shelf.

lionloversam
November 2nd, 2013, 03:08 AM
^ puts out a "life size" yard ornament of Santa in a speedo every year for the Christmas season.

Safila
November 2nd, 2013, 03:09 AM
^ Has pet llamas in his bedroom.

Azerane
November 2nd, 2013, 03:10 AM
^ walks around with a pretend horse on a stick between legs and yells "mush" whenever anybody gets to close!

Safila
November 2nd, 2013, 03:10 AM
^ Throws Milo out of her bedroom window at kids passing by on their way to school.

lionloversam
November 2nd, 2013, 03:11 AM
^ tortures kittens with mini green knit caps.

Safila
November 2nd, 2013, 03:12 AM
^ Has a surfboard in his bath pretending to be an aussie.

lionloversam
November 2nd, 2013, 03:17 AM
Switches the labels on the hot sauce and ketchup in the grocery store.

Safila
November 2nd, 2013, 03:19 AM
^ Opens bags of frozen peas and throws them down the aisles yelling ' run for your life'.

lionloversam
November 2nd, 2013, 03:21 AM
:lol:

^ throws frozen carrots at me while I throw the peas shouting "No. You run".

Safila
November 2nd, 2013, 03:24 AM
^ Sneaks into the fizzy drink aisle and shakes the bottles of lemonade before playing spin the bottle with them.

Kasei
November 2nd, 2013, 11:15 PM
^ Keeps bizarre arrangements made out of hummingbird's wings around their home.

lionloversam
November 3rd, 2013, 02:26 AM
^ hunts elephants by throwing peanut butter cookies at them.

Safila
November 3rd, 2013, 02:40 AM
^ Sends me fresh american strawberries each week with a sign 'Do not eat' on them.

lionloversam
November 3rd, 2013, 02:47 AM
^ sends me homemade jams in return with my 'Do not eat' sign attached.

Safila
November 3rd, 2013, 06:00 AM
^ Just jumped out of my birthday cake shouting ' Look who's laughing now "

lionloversam
November 3rd, 2013, 05:02 PM
^ owns and operates a year round ski resort

Kasei
November 3rd, 2013, 08:13 PM
^ Is actually Santa Clause.

Safila
November 3rd, 2013, 10:20 PM
^ Likes to stand there each morning and brush his santa beard and then sprinkle glitter all over it.

lionloversam
November 4th, 2013, 12:34 AM
^helps kasei with said combing ritual.

Safila
November 4th, 2013, 12:44 AM
:psst:

^ Drives a bright purple car with the muic turned up loud so everyone can hear you listening to Celine Dion singing along.

lionloversam
November 5th, 2013, 12:29 AM
^ Borrowed all my Enya and Pink CDs, leaving me with just Celine Dion.

Safila
November 5th, 2013, 10:22 AM
^ Left them in your kitchen, but they inside the pouch of that kangaroo that's looking in your fridge for timtams.

lionloversam
November 8th, 2013, 08:03 PM
^ sneaks jars of Nutella into public restrooms and smears in on all the toilet seats.

Safila
November 9th, 2013, 04:12 AM
lol ewwww


^ Likes to drink his coffee thru straws stuck up his nose.

lionloversam
November 9th, 2013, 09:21 PM
^ sells weak coffee, telling people it's tea.

Safila
November 9th, 2013, 11:10 PM
^ Goes to KMart and takes all the labels off the tins and puts a sign up saying 'surprise'

Littlefoot
April 22nd, 2018, 03:28 PM
^ Steals the hoods off people's cars

Safila
April 22nd, 2018, 10:03 PM
^ Eats green eggs and ham every day for breakfast.

Littlefoot
May 24th, 2018, 02:20 AM
^ Sleeps standing up

Safila
May 30th, 2018, 10:34 AM
^ wears a glittery tutu while riding a unicycle.

Littlefoot
June 18th, 2018, 06:51 AM
^ Thinks my sunglasses are absolutely hideous.