Make up a outrageous lie about the person above you

[lionloversam]

The point of this thread is meant to be fun. Nothing offensive, of course that goes without saying. But, you basically just make a untrue/false statement about the person who posted before you. I remember we had this back on LH 1.

[shadowland]

^ Hates Kovu and thinks he is a massive douchebag. Also LOVES Zira and thinks she is adorable and that her voice doesn't sound like a chain-smoker on steroids.

[Safila]

^
Always walks around on tiptoes holding a balloon filled with goldfish

[shadowland]

^ Lives in Yorkshire

[Safila]

^ Can only play his guitar standing upside down leaning against a wall.

[lionloversam]

^ Hates guitars and leads a anti-guitar militia

[shadowland]

[safila doesn't play guitar ;)]

^ Hates The Lion King

[Safila]

^ listens to my songs 4/7


(lol.. I play guitar, keyboard and drums)

[shadowland]

[oops xD]

^ does not play guitar, keyboard, or drums

[Safila]

^ love to listen to Paris Hilton sing

[lionloversam]

EDIT: Didn't just Ninja post me

[Safila]

:lol: wears a blonde wig whenever he goes shopping

[lionloversam]

Secretly likes kovu even more than I do.

[Safila]

^ has a fake moustache

[shadowland]

^ likes to troll kovu fans on deviantART

[HasiraKali]

^ Enjoys running through the streets in a baby New Year costume. Even when it's not New Year's.

[shadowland]

^ is Duke Nukem

[Safila]

^ Came runner up in this years Miss World competition

[lionloversam]

Has dreams of being the next president of United States of America

[HasiraKali]

Once ate an entire orange, tree and all.

[Safila]

^ Is really a dolphin at Seaworld

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Is allergic to wearing clothes in public

[shadowland]

^ is a narrow-eyed settler :p

[Safila]

^ Is the wizard of oz

[lionloversam]

^Drinks ketchup for breakfast every morning

[Safila]

^ Doesn't like the taste of caffeine any more, ever ever

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Hates having bubbles in her bath

[Safila]

^ has thrown out all his fairy lights

[lionloversam]

intentionally smashed her guitar last night.

[HasiraKali]

Despises Kovu because he is a rapscallion.

[lionloversam]

^ absolutely despises Simba because he let the hyenas kill Scar instead of doing it himself

[Safila]

^ lies around surrounded by talking plushies

[lionloversam]

Has a big poster of Zira hung on her wall.

[shadowland]

^ is not the fresh prince of bel air

[lionloversam]

Currently resides in a cardboard box behind the local market.

[Safila]

^ Is the only nut in a bag of choc covered nuts that's uncoated

[Simbaspirit]

^ is 100% American

[Safila]

^ always steals my guitar picks and uses them for mini frisbies

[shadowland]

^ always steals my mini frisbees and uses them as guitar picks

[Safila]

:lol: So that's why I needed new strings

^ Dunks his marshmellows in nutella twice before eating

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Once punched a zebra in the face

[Safila]

^ has flashing lights around his glasses

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Wants to go to zoos and hold marriage ceremonies for the animals

[Safila]

^ Took over the under 5yr ballet classes, teaching them scottish rap

[shadowland]

^ teaches children how to operate surface-to-air missile launchers

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Isn't allowed to teach children anything :evilgrin:

[shadowland]

^ has a jetbike

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Has a 2CV...with a big flower on the bonnet :lalala:

[shadowland]

^ drinks petrol for better accelaration :lalala:

[lionloversam]

^ Has a major crush on Simba and is currently designing a harem banner to show his love for him.

[Safila]

^ goes and practises his trombone playing underwater at Seaworld

[lionloversam]

^ Is secretly a world famous chef hiding under a fake name.

[Safila]

^ Sits there waiting patiently to taste test all my new groovey recipes

[lionloversam]

^ Has published five different cookbooks

[Safila]

^ has made ever recipe from every cookbook I've published

[lionloversam]

^ Has opened up a restaurant that has become so popular that half the restaurants in Australia had to shutdown.

[Safila]

^ Has been throwing peaches in my swimming pool

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Eats mouldy peaches from her pool

[Safila]

^ Has grown a metre long fluffy tail

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Has grown a unicorn horn on her forehead ;)

[shadowland]

^ Has grown a foot on his foot :B

[Safila]

^ paints a moustache on his face every time before he leaves the house

[lionloversam]

^ Is a former Russian spy from the Cold War hiding under the alias of a Australian

[Safila]

^ Bites his nails for breakfast each morning after being dipped in maple syrup.

[shadowland]

^ is lionloversam using a different account!!

[Safila]

^ Is really a three legged sloth

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Is a squirrel

[shadowland]

^ is a mushroom

[HasiraKali]

^ Is a potato.

[Safila]

^ Is actually Josh Groban in disguise spying on Lea people

[Azerane]

^has a pet drop bear

[Safila]

^ uses wombats as feet warmers

[shadowland]

^ has evil abilities powered by the tears of children

[Safila]

^ Is a wheeto and dunks himself in milk each day

[shadowland]

^ is an abbo :lol:

[Safila]

^ is the lost fourth powerpuff girl

[shadowland]

^ is an australian soap opera

[Safila]

^ Hides in the middle of timtams

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Is actually one giant TimTam

[Raize]

^...has finagled with Phineas (quote from Disney's Hercules xP )

[Guntur]

^Is a bad *** rocker and biker. :p

[Raize]

[ That is not a lie :P ]

^Is an opera singer

[Safila]

^ eats 20 weet bix for breakfast and then burps bubbles while patting his stomach.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ eats 20 weet bix for breakfast and then burps bubbles while patting his stomach.

You know Weetabix are born about a mile from my house... :irule:

^ Smells like pineapple

[Safila]

:lol: were's the pics ?

I do have pineapple flavoured shampoo, but it's a bit.. too much


^ Paints his nails cherry red

[shadowland]

^ Eats screws for supper

[shadowland]

^ Eats screws for supper

[Safila]

^ Owns McDonalds and is taking every burger off the menu

[Azerane]

^wishes she owned McDonalds

[HasiraKali]

^Is really a giant grizzly bear in a tutu.

[Azerane]

(you got me :p)

^hates all the actors who played Simba in TLKoB and keeps them in her signature to remind herself so that if she ever sees them she can tell them how horrible they were.

[HasiraKali]

^Enjoys the Beverly and drinks buckets of it a day. (If you don't know what that is, just search for it on YouTube. It's awesome.)

[shadowland]

^ has flamethrower arms!

[Safila]

^ Always sprinkles hundreds and thousands on his sheets before he lays down to go to sleep.

[lionloversam]

^ Picks her nose and wipes her finger under her chair.

[Safila]

^ Sucks all the caramel out of the middle of caramello kolas and then puts them back on the shelf

[HasiraKali]

^ Is a newt.

[lionloversam]

^ is a english teacher

[Safila]

^ Is Nigel from The Young Ones

[Safila]

^ Is Vyvyan from The Young Ones

[shadowland]

^ Is Mike from the young ones

[lionloversam]

^ Is Hugh Laurie

[Safila]

^ sends his photo off to Obama each day asking for a job

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Sends her photo to Kanye West every day asking for a date

[lionloversam]

^ sends pictures and text messages to me every morning about 2 am.

[Safila]

^ dreams about them messages :lol:

[HasiraKali]

^Slathers mayo on EVERYTHING. Even desserts.

[Safila]

^ has turned into a big piece of pavlova

[Azerane]

^Enjoys eating vegemite straight out of the jar with a pinch of salt on top! :D

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

(thought all Aussies did that)

^ Wears chicken suits to work

[HasiraKali]

^Had all of her blood replaced with Milo.

[shadowland]

^ Had their herp replaced with derp

[HasiraKali]

^Has a large collection of fish poo. Each is labeled with the species, date, and moon phase.

[Azerane]

^has an even larger collection of elephant poo! You're up in your attic cataloguing it all the time ;)

[shadowland]

^ Has a collection of bans

[Safila]

^ has 20 pairs of high heels under his bed

[Azerane]

^ is addicted to eating sand and frequently goes to the beach to refill her jar of sand so that she has some to eat every day.

[lionloversam]

^ has a major character crush on zira

[HasiraKali]

^Has been to the moon. Twice.

[Safila]

^ Juggles black jelly beans 24/7

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Runs around with jelly beans in her pants :p

[Safila]

^ sleeps with a spoon of nutella in his mouth

[Azerane]

^ goes about her day shouting 'victory is mine' every 5 minutes.

[King Simba]

^ Knitted that hat for that cat in her avatar herself.

[lionloversam]

^ Is secretly a guy disguised as a girl to see how long it takes to be found out.

[shadowland]

^ is obviously a guy disguised as a camel

[HasiraKali]

^ Is obviously a camel.

[lionloversam]

^ hates simba so much she uses a picture of him as a dartboard

[HasiraKali]

^ Does the same, but with Kovu.

[lionloversam]

^ has dreams about taking the actor who plays simba in TLKoB hostage and doing naughty things.

[HasiraKali]

^ That is so not an outrageous lie. :lol:

^ Wants to shave Kovu's glorious mane off.

[shadowland]

^ Wants to ride a vacuum cleaner out the window whilst catching a grenade for bruno mars

[Safila]

( I like and sing Grenade when busking)

^ Is really Mary Poppins

[HasiraKali]

^ Runs around town in a lizard costume singing "I'm a Little Tea Pot" in random book stores.

[Safila]

^ Is writing her autobiography

[Azerane]

^ doesn't know how to write

[Safila]

^ shaved your head telling everyone you're a Bilby

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Shaved her head telling everyone she's a billabong

[Safila]

^ Insists he's a blonde when in fact a redhead

[lionloversam]

^ Plays the drums for a heavy metal band

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Is actually in love with Kiara but is ashamed so pretends it's Kovu...

[lionloversam]

^ Is completely aware I like both Kiara and Kovu... not to mention Vitani.

[Safila]

^ Has ingrown toenails

[Azerane]

ewww :p

^ gets cravings for dragonflies dipped in chocolate and covered with coconut

[lionloversam]

^ Has a secret crush on WEW that she hopes safila never finds out about.

[Safila]

:lol: I'm sure WEW would like a harem, like Manda.


^NOw has the lead role in Glee

[Azerane]

^ wishes she was born a male

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

:haha:

^ Wishes she was born a Zebra

[Safila]

^ wishes he owned a touring bus with shagpile carpet

[lionloversam]

^ Has a shrine built to WEW in her bedroom closet.

[Safila]

^ ^ Rides around on a purple sparkly broom that has flashing neon lights on it, every night between 12 -2am

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Knows the way to Narnia

[Safila]

^ Is really Ginger Spice love child

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Has a thing for gingers

[Azerane]

^ has a thing for slimey monsters with 3 mouths and no legs.

[shadowland]

^ studied bush punching

[lionloversam]

^ is the adopted child of Elton John

[Safila]

^ is Tina Turners love child

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Is the love child of Elvis, George Washington and a packet of chicken soup.

[Safila]

(Better be chicken noodle soup)

^ wears curlers to bed each night

[lionloversam]

^ secretly gives coffee to kids right before nap time at local daycare centers.

[Safila]

^ now has a mohawk cut

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Is planning to shave her head and dye it blue

[Safila]

^ Comes once a week to mow the lawns and clean the pool

[shadowland]

^ comes once a week to eat the lawn

[Safila]

^ sits and eats the legs of gingerbread men all day every day

[shadowland]

^fights aliens at night, in a leotard

[Safila]

^ is really lady gaga

[lionloversam]

^ is really Josh Groban in disguise

[Safila]

^ has bought a bottle shop and only now sells expensive red wine and hot chips

[shadowland]

^ sells missiles to kids

[Safila]

^ sucks the chocolate off choc coated sultanas before they are bagged

[HasiraKali]

^According to this...


^ is really Josh Groban in disguise

Josh, dear, I think we need to talk. :p

[Safila]

lol.. I'm here !


^ Is now teaching penguins how to make slurpees

[HasiraKali]

^ Doesn't really think that's a lie. :p

[Safila]

^ Wants us all to think she didn't teach cool tricks to those animals she played with

[shadowland]

^ snorts washing powder

[Safila]

^ Rides a rocking horse on wheels to work

[lionloversam]

^ Dances every morning to the song "King of Disco" by Akcent

[Safila]

^ lives his life as though he is Akcent

[HasiraKali]

^ Enjoys a lovely bowl of nails from time to time.

[lionloversam]

^ Is secretly Lady Gaga

[HasiraKali]

^ Is Eric Northman.

[lionloversam]

^secretly hates Simba and has her entire bedroom as a dedicated "Kovu Harem".

[Safila]

^ hides in supermarkets shaking the bottles of coke

[HasiraKali]

Puts hair clips on every flower she sees.

[Safila]

^ has thrown out her bed and now sleeps in a hammock

[lionloversam]

^ has filled in her pool with dirt in order to build a football field.

[Safila]

^ Is making too much noise outside my bedroom window running around on the football field shouting " I've won, I've won"

[lionloversam]

^ is planning to eat her dog after it is fully grown.

[Safila]

(^ oooh smacks you XD)


Is going to be my housemaid for a year for work experience for free.

[lionloversam]

^ is paying for my flight to Australia and is providing free room, board and medical.

[Safila]

^ Is also going to be the pool boy, gardener and puppy poo scooper upper

[lionloversam]

^ has chosen to play the saxophone instead of the guitar.

[Safila]

Throws waterbombs at old ladies crossing the street.

[lionloversam]

^ jumps in front of the water bombs shouting "no".

[Safila]

^ PLays gridiron 6 days a week.

[Kasei]

^ Secretly has the phone number and address of every Lea member. D:

[lionloversam]

^ is secretly a 50 year old fisherman from Oslo, Norway.

[Safila]

^ likes to eat hundred and thousands covered in yoghurt.

[lionloversam]

^ gives sugar cubes to little kids on the street while the parents aren't looking.

[Safila]

^ now wears flashng neon colours around his glasses.

[lionloversam]

^ throws handfuls of glitter into the air every night at midnight shouting " It's raining".

[Safila]

^ Is really my grandad in disguise.

[lionloversam]

^ is in the process of converting her pool into a cranberry bog

[Safila]

( lol I <3 cranberry juice)


^ Likes to dress as the Nutcracker each christmas.

[lionloversam]

^ gives laxatives to all the "trick or treaters" that come to her door.

[Safila]

^ Goes to kareoke Bars and sings 'My Heart Will Go On'

[lionloversam]

^ hunts kangaroos for her special kangaroo curry

[Safila]

:lol:


^ Has dyed his hair and moustache white in prep for playing santa claus.

[lionloversam]

^ collects empty vodka bottles and fills them with water. After that, sells them to tourists.

[Safila]

^ Is always there selling bags of spicy nuts to go with the 'vodka'.

[Azerane]

^ collects postcards by sending them to herself from every place she visits

[lionloversam]

^ throws pennies at people that don't give her money when she is busking.

[Safila]

^ :lol: makes his own wine, but never takes off his socks when squashing the grapes.

[lionloversam]

^ doesn't realize my wine is called "Sock Wine" for a reason.

[Safila]

^ Never strains the wine before he bottles it to collect the loose cotton threads.

[lionloversam]

^ stands in the dairy aisle in the grocery store shaking a carton of milk shouting "I am making a milkshake".

[Safila]

:lol:

^ opens bags of chocolate sultanas, sucks off the chocolate and puts bags back on the shelf.

[lionloversam]

^ puts out a "life size" yard ornament of Santa in a speedo every year for the Christmas season.

[Safila]

^ Has pet llamas in his bedroom.

[Azerane]

^ walks around with a pretend horse on a stick between legs and yells "mush" whenever anybody gets to close!

[Safila]

^ Throws Milo out of her bedroom window at kids passing by on their way to school.

[lionloversam]

^ tortures kittens with mini green knit caps.

[Safila]

^ Has a surfboard in his bath pretending to be an aussie.

[lionloversam]

Switches the labels on the hot sauce and ketchup in the grocery store.

[Safila]

^ Opens bags of frozen peas and throws them down the aisles yelling ' run for your life'.

[lionloversam]

:lol:

^ throws frozen carrots at me while I throw the peas shouting "No. You run".

[Safila]

^ Sneaks into the fizzy drink aisle and shakes the bottles of lemonade before playing spin the bottle with them.

[Kasei]

^ Keeps bizarre arrangements made out of hummingbird's wings around their home.

[lionloversam]

^ hunts elephants by throwing peanut butter cookies at them.

[Safila]

^ Sends me fresh american strawberries each week with a sign 'Do not eat' on them.

[lionloversam]

^ sends me homemade jams in return with my 'Do not eat' sign attached.

[Safila]

^ Just jumped out of my birthday cake shouting ' Look who's laughing now "

[lionloversam]

^ owns and operates a year round ski resort

[Kasei]

^ Is actually Santa Clause.

[Safila]

^ Likes to stand there each morning and brush his santa beard and then sprinkle glitter all over it.

[lionloversam]

^helps kasei with said combing ritual.

[Safila]

:psst:

^ Drives a bright purple car with the muic turned up loud so everyone can hear you listening to Celine Dion singing along.

[lionloversam]

^ Borrowed all my Enya and Pink CDs, leaving me with just Celine Dion.

[Safila]

^ Left them in your kitchen, but they inside the pouch of that kangaroo that's looking in your fridge for timtams.

[lionloversam]

^ sneaks jars of Nutella into public restrooms and smears in on all the toilet seats.

[Safila]

lol ewwww


^ Likes to drink his coffee thru straws stuck up his nose.

[lionloversam]

^ sells weak coffee, telling people it's tea.

[Safila]

^ Goes to KMart and takes all the labels off the tins and puts a sign up saying 'surprise'

[Littlefoot]

^ Steals the hoods off people's cars

[Safila]

^ Eats green eggs and ham every day for breakfast.

[Littlefoot]

^ Sleeps standing up

[Safila]

^ wears a glittery tutu while riding a unicycle.

[Littlefoot]

^ Thinks my sunglasses are absolutely hideous.