Make up a outrageous lie about the person above you

[Leorgathar]

^ Is allergic to electricity and has to wear a tinfoil blanket everywhere he goes :p

[Safila]

^ has covered his sneakers in old false teeth, so he makes a noise wherever he goes.

[HasiraKali]

^ Knits sweaters for chilly snakes.

[Kossu]

^ abducts Simba actors for her personal harem

[lionloversam]

^ Is actually a lion disguised as a human.

[Kossu]

Oh noez, I've been found out!:nalawet:

^ Is a very succesful pony celebrity paparazzo.

[Kopa]

^ Secretly has a side hustle business that specializes in reshaping and painting paper clips to look like expensive and hip/trendy trinkets for the kiddos of the current generation.