You might be a furry if... (Lion King)

[Endra]

The Lion King

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.
2. you know what the beer joke is in Simba's Pride.
3. you think the only reason Shenzi, Bonzai, Scar, Nuka, Kovu, Zera, an Ed all failed to kill Simba is because Vitani hasn't had a try yet.
4. you think Ed, Edd and Eddie means the horse, the hyena, and the radio psychiatrists dog
5. you can list five physical similarities between Vitani and Cadpig
6. you spent your Disneyworld vacation in the arcade playing the Lion King Game
7. you spent $5000 on a brand new PIII to emulate the SNES Lion King Game
8. you have ever performed a 'Rafiki Lee' maneuver
9. you think blonde jokes are unfair to lions
10. Scar changed your accent from deep southern to slightly English
11. Scar singlehandedly improved your vocabulary by 30 words.
12. you decide to start watching the Arsenio Hall Show, since Timon and Pumbaa seem to like it so much.
13. you have a videocassette entitled 'the best of Vitani'
14. you think "Best of Vitani" is redundant
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.
16. you headbang to any part of the Lion King soundtrack
17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.
18. your idea of a perfect woman has sapphire eyes, golden fur, and a Swahili name. (with apologies to G. Raymond Eddy)
19. you use a tape of The Lion King to fine tune your TV color and contrast
20. your internet browser defaults to www.lionking.org, www.kimba.org or, www.vitani.org
21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case
23. you think it's cool that Mufasa endorses cell phones
24. you spent more than $1000 (or regional equivalent) to get to New York to see The Lion King on Broadway.
25. you went more than 100 kilometers to hear a middle school band perform "Circle of Life"
26. you've managed to get an entire busload of college band students to sing 'Hakuna Matata'
27. you know exactly where you were on June 15, 1994

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Aziri

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.

5. you can list five physical similarities between Vitani and Cadpig

15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.

17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.

21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent

:lol: Those fit me, except I do remember how Titanic ended 9_9

[va-kasi]

19. you use a tape of The Lion King to fine tune your TV color and contrast

Well SP anyway.

21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent

Yup

22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case

Well I did last time I read this anyway ;)

[Prince Simba]

28. if you are afraid of logs, moving or not.
29. if you giggle about everything.
30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa
31. if you freed the lion named Simba at your local zoo
32. if you threaten anyone who walks their dog near your lion king-themed horticulture
33. if you refuse the beef at the grocery store and insist they import hippo, zebra, and wildebeest
34. if you are addicted to passionfruits
35. if you are think every cloud you see looks like mufasa
36. if you're still looking for Sarabi
37. if you can find your way out of a heavily guarded room undetected
38. if you randomly started arguing about TLK with the debate team
39. if you beat the debate team ^

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Prince Simba
28. if you are afraid of logs, moving or not.

30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa

Muahaha x)

30. is absolute truth =P And yes, logs are scary!

[Simba22]

40. You have random daydreams of a herd of lions mauling your boring science teacher.[come on who hasn't thought about this?]

41. You miss Graduation/Bar Mitzfah/Wedding to see Lion King for the 10 millionth time.

42. You get up and start dancing in the aisles during TLKOB

43. When you hear about a new school uniform your first assumption is everyone's supposed to dress in african garbs and robes.

44. You take your wife to Kenai.

45. When ever someone walks in the room you pounce on them.

46. When you have kids you teach them how to pounce.

47. Your room is so full of Lion King stuff that no one can ever get in or get out of the room.

48. You start African chants all the time.

49. You can quote each line word for word from all 3 Lion King movies.

[unregistered user]

50. You sing Circle of Life every morning.

[lionloversam]

These apply to me:
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.(minus the Titanic part)
28. if you are afraid of logs, moving or not.
30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa

[Endra]

Yush. I got them from a website... I take no credit for them :p.

Nice additions too ^^

[Shoukai]

Whats the Beer joke in SP?

Wow, i didn't know that I had so many of these symtoms !
If it adds to anything, my guild title in Ragnarok is "Lion Fetish" ^^;;

[Winter Lioness]

These apply to me.
1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.
21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case
30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa
40. You have random daydreams of a herd of lions mauling your boring science teacher.[come on who hasn't thought about this?
(It was my History teacher, but oh well)

[lionloversam]

51. ...you come to a wedding in a fursuit when told to wear your best attire.

[Alli]

This may be stupid but it's all i can think of x.x

52. Everytime you see a wart hog you jump up and down yelling "PUMBAA!!" x.x

[Katse]

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.

5. you can list five physical similarities between Vitani and Cadpig
-Umm.... I think I can...

6. you spent your Disneyworld vacation in the arcade playing the Lion King Game
-Not exactly, but I did take pictures of anything TLK I could find.:D

8. you have ever performed a 'Rafiki Lee' maneuver
-Probably, but I don't remember.

11. Scar singlehandedly improved your vocabulary by 30 words.
-Most likely.:p

15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.
-Yeah, baby!

16. you headbang to any part of the Lion King soundtrack
-:D
17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.

20. your internet browser defaults to www.lionking.org, www.kimba.org or, www.vitani.org
-:D again.

21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
-I think I do...:confused:

23. you think it's cool that Mufasa endorses cell phones
-He does?!?!?! Holy moly, that rocks!

24. you spent more than $1000 (or regional equivalent) to get to New York to see The Lion King on Broadway.
-Not on Broadway, but somewhere near Hollywood. I don't know what my parents did to get me in, though.

26. you've managed to get an entire busload of college band students to sing 'Hakuna Matata'
-Close, but not close enough.:p

[Kiara Serengeti]

#30 is true. Kovu ruined 'yeehaw' for me and I pretty much hated it in the first place. :idiot: Seeing Kovu running on screen yelling "yeehaw" several times made me wanna barf. It was just corny. I think Kovu was probably on drugs. JK. But I still don't like that scene.


1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.

HEY!!!! No fair! :grrr:

[Sombolia]

Ones that apply to me:


Originally posted by Aziri
The Lion King

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.
6. you spent your Disneyworld vacation in the arcade playing the Lion King Game
8. you have ever performed a 'Rafiki Lee' maneuver
10. Scar changed your accent from deep southern to slightly English
11. Scar singlehandedly improved your vocabulary by 30 words.
12. you decide to start watching the Arsenio Hall Show, since Timon and Pumbaa seem to like it so much.
14. you think "Best of Vitani" is redundant
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended.
16. you headbang to any part of the Lion King soundtrack
17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.
19. you use a tape of The Lion King to fine tune your TV color and contrast
21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case
23. you think it's cool that Mufasa endorses cell phones
24. you spent more than $1000 (or regional equivalent) to get to New York to see The Lion King on Broadway.
26. you've managed to get an entire busload of college band students to sing 'Hakuna Matata'
27. you know exactly where you were on June 15, 1994

^^;

Btw, Cadpig.. I can't remember who that is x_x Mind refreshing my memory, anyone..?

[jazonhyena]

Wow well I guess I'm not a furry Lion King at all =/ hmms.

[va-kasi]

Originally posted by Sombolia
Ones that apply to me:



^^;

Btw, Cadpig.. I can't remember who that is x_x Mind refreshing my memory, anyone..?

Cadpig is one of the dalmatians from the 101 dalmatians tv series.

I can't think of anything she has in common with Vitani though :confused:

[Lucy Lioness]

Cadpig is also in the book 101 Dalmations. She is the puppy who almost dies, like Lucky in the movie, but in the book this puppy is Cadpig. She is the runt.

[va-kasi]

Really? I didn't know that, I thought they just made her up for the series. :P

The original novel you mean? Not the Disney version?

[Lucy Lioness]

Yeah, the original novel by Dodie Smith.

[va-kasi]

Ah, Ok! ;)

[imported_Rafiki]

53. ...if you live in the year 11! AD and BC don't exist for you. Just BS and AS (before and after Simba) ;)

[Prince Simba]

Originally posted by Rafiki
53. ...if you live in the year 11! AD and BC don't exist for you. Just BS and AS (before and after Simba) ;)

:lol: XD

Except I'd have to like... die in AS because I don't believe in "life after Simba" :p

[Shatara]

Old, and posted before...>.>

[Sombolia]

Oh! Okay. I knew I remembered her from somewhere, thanks guys XD

[SimbaTLK1]

19. you use a tape of The Lion King to fine tune your TV color and contrast

Well, no longer a tape, but I did use the TLKSE DVD to calibrate my TV, and find tune my home theater:lol:

30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa

so true

[ThiagoPE]

huahuahuhauhuahauhauahuahuahuahu, QUITE FUUNY!

[lionloversam]

54. ...you draw a pawprint next to your name after signing it :lol:

[Sombolia]

1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes.
10. Scar changed your accent from deep southern to slightly English
11. Scar singlehandedly improved your vocabulary by 30 words.
21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
23. you think it's cool that Mufasa endorses cell phones

... Yeh.

[Vidan]

Originally posted by Shatara
Old, and posted before.

Supermod/admin:

This thread could be merged with:

http://www.leahalalela.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3083&highlight=furry+lion+king

Merged thread goes in Everything The Light Touches.

[Esoterikos]

Originally posted by lionloversam
54. ...you draw a pawprint next to your name after signing it :lol:

Actually, a pawprint has been my sort of 'personal symbol' since grade two.... lol.

:D

Also these apply:
1. you think that Kiara alone justifies any lion/blonde jokes
3. you think the only reason Shenzi, Bonzai, Scar, Nuka, Kovu, Zera, an Ed all failed to kill Simba is because Vitani hasn't had a try
8. you have ever performed a 'Rafiki Lee' maneuver
11. Scar singlehandedly improved your vocabulary by 30 words. (likely)
14. you think "Best of Vitani" is redundant
15. you can recite the entire Lion King script, but can't remember how Titanic ended. ( I actually can't remember...)
21. you know which of the previous URL's is nonexistent
22. you go to www.vitani.org anyway, just in case
23. you think it's cool that Mufasa endorses cell phones
30. if you think Kovu completely ruined the phrase "yeehaw" or vice versa
35. if you are think every cloud you see looks like mufasa (Not quite. I saw Mufasa once and Scar once too)
36. if you're still looking for Sarabi
45. When ever someone walks in the room you pounce on them. (When I was younger I used to practice pouncing)
46. When you have kids you teach them how to pounce. (Replace 'kids' with 'younger brothers')
49. You can quote each line word for word from all 3 Lion King movies. (Only two, I'm not that into 1.5)

[Timon]

Originally posted by Ghalati
12. you decide to start watching the Arsenio Hall Show, since Timon and Pumbaa seem to like it so much.

Can someone please explain this one to me? Maybe it's because I'm from England, but I don't get this one.


Originally posted by Ghalati
17. you thought Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Timon in The Lion King.

No no. Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Albert in The Birdcage. But Timon's a close second :p

[Cobalt]

Timon, this should help explain it. I never really saw the show as I was still young when it was on, but this article explains it well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arsenio_Hall_Show

[lionloversam]

Originally posted by Esoterikos
Actually, a pawprint has been my sort of 'personal symbol' since grade two.... lol.



Cool! What made you decide to use a pawprint as your symbol?

[Esoterikos]

Originally posted by lionloversam
Cool! What made you decide to use a pawprint as your symbol?

I've always loved animals. So I wanted something that seemed to represent animals in general. And that was the closest I had at the time. Also, wolves were my favourite animal so I wanted that to show too.
So I began to use it to represent me, like someone would get thier dogs pawprint on a paper to 'sign' it.
Actually, in my elementary school class, the symbol was so well-known as my symbol that I could easily draw it on an eraser, toss it on the floor, and have it returned by a classmate as they said "I saw the paw and I knew it must be yours." And yes, I actually did that.

So the pawprint has been my symbol for as long as I can remember, and the only thing I don't sign it beside is like... cheques and important documents.

[Sombolia]

Originally posted by Timon
No no. Nathan Lane's crowning achievement was Albert in The Birdcage.

Gah, I love The Birdcage. <3

[lionloversam]

What is the movie Birdcage about?

[Bahati]

From IMDb:


A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fianc?'s right-wing moralistic parents.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0115685/

[Sombolia]

Nathan Lane plays the drag queen. x]

[Kiara Serengeti]

#...?--You try to memorize the chant at the beginning of CoL
#....?--You laugh when people bach the chant at the beginning of CoL
#....?--You write fan-fics, or try to. I get distracted. :p
#....?--You go nuts when you site TLK in movies, books, pop culture, etc.
#...?--TLK is your favorite movie.
#...?--You have the script memorized, at least the dialogue.

[Shatara]

Wahahah, bumpage http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Shatara/bumms/ebil.gif

--When pouring your breakfast cereal in the morning, the first thing you notice is that the DVD offer on the front includes the voice of Lacey Chabert
--You seriously consider procuring said DVD solely for this reason
--You think the coolest thing about your brother-in-law is he inadvertently taught you the proper pronunciation of 'Lacey Chabert'


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/Shatara/bumms/testify.gif

[Kiara Serengeti]

...#: you throw 'TLK' around like you use LOL, ROTFL, etc.
...#: you listen to TLK music a -ton-
...#: you go nuts when you see\hear a TLK refrence.
...#: you want to name your pets\kids after characters.