The Corrupt Your Wish Game

[lionloversam]

In this game you make a wish and the next poster will grant it. But, there is a negative string attached. So, be careful what you wish for.

Example:

Person 1: I wish I had a dog.

person 2: Granted, but it eats your favorite stuffed animal.
I wish I had a car.

Person 3: Granted, but it doesn't run.
I wish I had a new tv.

Person 4: Granted, but it only displays in black and white.
I wish I had a new house.

Okay, I'll start.


I wish I had a billion dollars. :lalala:

[Weylin]

Granted! However, it's in the form of a loan with 10% interest.

I wish I had a talent of some sort...

[lionloversam]

Granted! But, you become highly skilled in proctology.

I wish I could meet Elton John.

[Azerane]

Wish granted, you meet him when you rear-end his expensive car and he sues you for all you're worth :p

I wish I could photograph a red-tailed black cockatoo...

[lionloversam]

Granted! But, immediately after taking the picture you accidently drop your camera into a stream.

I wish I could travel to England for a vacation.

[KanuTGL]

Granted! But you lose your passport on the way and can't get through the UK passport control.

I wish my cough would go away :[

[Revo]

Granted, you lose your natural reflex to cough. Due to this, mucus will constantly dribble down into your lungs, and you will have to have your lungs regularly emptied surgically (.. Which is, btw, one of the most painful surgical procedures in existence :cheese:. You're welcome!)

I wish I could wear anything I wanted and still look good.

[lionloversam]

Granted! But, you look so good, everybody that sees you between the ages of 12 and 89 asks you for your number and a date. Yes, both male and female.

I wish I had a life-size lion stuffed animal.

[Revo]

Granted, but it's not the plushy toy you might have been thinking. It's an actual lion that has been killed and stuffed just for your pleasure. Good luck bearing that on your conscience!

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[HasiraKali]

Granted, but because you do not sleep, you begin to shrink since your body is too busy keeping you awake to do other things.

I wish I lived in DisneyWorld.

[ThiagoPE]

Wish granted, however the rent fee use all of your money and so you can´t enjoy the parks there :-P

I wish i could do a safari in Africa...

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted...but you are kidnapped by poachers and forced to hunt all the animals...

I wish I was a famous rock star...

[HasiraKali]

Granted, but you're forced to work with Rebecca Black.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

[lionloversam]

Granted! But you are thrown in scalding hot water by a street vender. You then float around in there till you are bought by a severely obese man. Then eating in two bites.

I wish I could speak Hebrew fluently.

[Simbaspirit]

granted! But then you would forget how to speak english properly..

I wish I could play bass as well as Nikki Sixx

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but you can only do it in private in your own room...as soon as you try and play in front of people you forget how.

I wish I could have a holiday...

[This Land]

Granted, But you appear there instantly with No Money, No transport, no phone and no-one speaks your language.

I wish for the next poster to have eternal Happiness ^^

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but that poster (that'll be me then!) has to watch everyone they know grow old and die...

I wish for the next poster to have a dull, uneventful day..
:haha:

[lionloversam]

Granted, but that poster has to go to work tomorrow.

I wish I could travel to Australia and go on a month long sightseeing tour.

[King Simba]

Granted, but at the time you plan your sightseeing trip to Australia, there's a tropical cyclone, so your flight ends up being cancelled and you have to stay in the US.

I wish I could get cheaper plane tickets, or better still, ones for free. :D

[lionloversam]

Granted! But, the plane you are on has no toilet and only hardtack to eat and stagnant water to drink. And the seats consist of old wooden crates.

I wish I had a tattoo of kovu on my upper left arm.

[Utora]

granted, but kovu becames the global symbol for the organization of world domination and you are hunted down as a result by many governments..you and many others... :evilgrin:

I wish I had a pet lion that could talk.

[Revo]

Granted. He eats you. But he's very polite about it.

I wish I knew how to speak, write and understand all the languages in the world.

[shadowland]

Granted, your brain collapses from the demands of knowing them all

I wish I had my own rent-free mortgage-free house

[Revo]

Granted, but it only has one room that's 3ft*3ft big.

I wish Portal 2 had twice the gameplay time it has now.

[shadowland]

Granted, but it has half the quality of gameplay..and half the frame rate

[Revo]

Grante... Hey, there's no wish for me to grant:stick:! Too bad, because I wasn't actually gonna corrupt it this time...:haha:

I wish the apocalypse would come.

[lionloversam]

^ granted but you die

I wish I was able to speak both hebrew and arabic fluently.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, but you speak it with a stupid accent xp


I wish I could be with my girlfriend right now

[lionloversam]

^ granted! But she sleeps the whole time she is with you.

I wish I was able to find somebody I liked enough and they liked me enough for me to be a "boy-friend" to and eventually be in a committed relationship.

[shadowland]

^ awwww that wouldnt bother me, I could watch her and keep her warm ^^

Granted, but that person is a sex addict >:P


I wish I could prompt a re-release of Killing Time with improved graphics, engine and frame rate

[Revo]

^ granted but you die

Bwahahaha your corruption fails, because me dying obviously is included in the wish for apocalypse :evilgrin:.

^Granted, but you have to pay the salary for all the workers while they do it.

I wish humans could see infra-red.

[lionloversam]

Bwahahaha your corruption fails, because me dying obviously is included in the wish for apocalypse :evilgrin:.

^Granted, but you have to pay the salary for all the workers while they do it.

I wish humans could see infra-red.


Did I say die? How about you survive? :evilgrin:

^Granted! But now standard daylight is blinding.

I wish I had a unlimited supply of a special pill, that when I took one it changed me into a anthropomorphic lion for 48 hours.

[Revo]

^ Granted! But everytime you take a pill, a mob of scientists storm in to poke, prod and experiment on you for all those 48 hours nonstop.

I wish I got hooked up to an indestructible machine that would do the following 3 things:
- extend my life eternally
- put me in a state of greatest happiness possible
- make me forget everything about my past every few seconds, so that the feeling of happiness doesn't get boring

This way I would live in eternal euphoria.

[lionloversam]

^ Granted! But you are alone for all of eternity and the temperature in the machine is a constant 65 C

I wish I had a pet bobcat.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it mauls you

I wish I could f*cking sleep -_-

[King Simba]

^ Granted, but someone starts playing loud music outside and no matter how many times you tell them, they don't turn it off. :p

I wish I could get a job.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but you're cleaning out cesspools.
:haha:

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good and I would call her; I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala...

(10 points if you get the reference!)

[Safila]

Granted, you are now Skee-lo but loose all your music talents and have to vacumn tourbus carpets for a job.


I wish I owned a baby grand .

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

:lol: As long as you pay me in strawberries!

^ Granted, but it's so 'baby' you need to use a needle to press the keys

I wish I was an F1 driver

[Safila]

Granted, but you always come last cause you get the brake and accelerator mixed up all the time.

I wish I had the hugest room as my bedroom

[Revo]

Granted, but the actual bed is so small that you can't sleep on it.

I wish there was a god.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but he allows poverty, racial hatred, murder, rape, religious violence, child abuse and The Crazy Frog

I wish I knew more about Quantum Mechanics

[Safila]

Granted, but now you turn into a nutty, old, swearing, flatulent professor.


I wish I was taller

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

I'm sure you'd still love me... :p

^ Granted, but you become 7ft tall and 4ft wide...and everybody's scared of you

I wish the earth was flat

[Revo]

^Granted, but you fall off the edge.

I wish all junk food would be healthy.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but it would all taste of sprouts

I wish I didn't get sunburnt

[ThiagoPE]

Granted, all days from now on will be rainy days...

I wish i had more free time (acctually, im here because it´s my lunch time in the work)

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but it means losing you job and all your friends

I wish I could see the world

[lionloversam]

^ Granted, but you never see home again.

I wish I didn't feel so crummy emotionally.

[Revo]

Granted, and now you don't have any emotions at all.

I wish I had perfect logical deduction abilities.

[lionloversam]

Granted! But, people stop hanging out with you because you think out loud now.

I wish I could be a world famous chef.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, you are more foul-mouthed and ruder than Gordon Ramsey

I wish my internet didn't have teh downs..

[lionloversam]

^ Granted! Now you have no internet.

I wish I had a tattoo of a lion

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but the tattooist sneezes and makes it look all crappy!

I wish I could go back to being 10 for a day...

[Safila]

Granted, you're now a ten inch redhead dwarf

I wish I could dance.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but you can no longer sing.
;)

I wish I could go back and watch my dreams

[lionloversam]

Granted! But, you can no longer dream.

I wish I could speak Czech.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, you can speak nothing but Czech

I wish I had a job

[lionloversam]

Granted, but now you are a workaholic and never post here again

I wish I had a better job

[shadowland]

Granted, you get rich and lose the common touch

I wish I could cheer the hell up lol

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but you no longer have any inspiration for music

I wish I had some inspiration for music...
:lol:

[lionloversam]

Granted, but you become so famous you no longer have time for us

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup

[shadowland]

Granted, you have to eat it every minute of every day

I wish I had my own chef

[lionloversam]

Granted. But he is a vegan chef

I wish I had tomorrow off work.

[Safila]

Granted, but you have to go help bath all the people at an olds folks home instead.


Wish my stubbed toe didn't hurt so much.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But now your finger hurts because you just smashed it in a drawer.

I wish I could have a TLK dream tonight.

[Safila]

Granted, but you are Pumba being chased by a herd of elephants

I wish someone could help me clean up this glitter off my bedroom floor.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you spill more glitter.

Did you try getting the glitter up by using tape? What type of floor do you have? Is it carpet? I would try a broom or vacuum first though.

I wish I had 50 billion dollars.

[shadowland]

Granted, but the dollar loses its value and becomes worthless

I wish I could rest

[Safila]

Granted, puts crushed up valium in your hot milk, only trouble you sleep 24/7 and your bladder busting


I wish I could get all my driving lessons over and done with.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, you do that by not completing them

I wish I cou- zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Simbaspirit]

^ granted, but you won't wake up for 50 years

I wish I could get rid of the 5 445am shifts I have coming up this week..

[Safila]

Granted, you danced on the boss's desk in stilletos leaving holes in his paperwork and you're now fired.

I wish the biggest wooden roller coaster in the world was here where I live.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but it's made out of matchsticks and held together with chewing gum

I wish I could discover somewhere new today

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it's the 9th circle of hell :D

I wish I didnt miss my gf so much right now

[lionloversam]

^ granted. But, you don't have a gf now.

I wish I could be in perfect physical health

[KanuTGL]

Granted, but your mental health is now terrible.

I wish I had enough money to buy a new Wacom tablet D:

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but every store you go to is sold out and they go out of business

I wish I lived in New York

[lionloversam]

^ Granted. But now you share a flat with two homosexual men that are both your age and have major crushes on you

I wish my supervisor has a better attitude tomorrow.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Could be worse! :lol:

^ Granted, but he neglects to notice something that risks the whole company

I wish TF2 would finish downloading its updates...

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it downloads spyware as well =3

I wish I could get my ideas down more efficiently

[Safila]

Granted, sucks out your brain to make room for efficient ideas

I wish it wasn't the last episode of Glee today

[lionloversam]

Granted. But they lose all musical talent and become painful to watch.

I wish I could sleep longer and go into work later

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted. But they lose all musical talent and become painful to watch.


Woah...it came true!
:gasp:

^ Granted, but you sleep for a week and miss a week's wages

I wish I could solve a Rubiks cube in 30secs

[Safila]

Granted. All the sides are the same colours now.


I wish my guitar had new strings.

[lionloversam]

Granted, But they are the cheapest ones available and break while you are tuning your guitar two days after getting them.

I wish I didn't like pizza so much.

[Safila]

Granted, meddles with your subconscious so pizza now tastes like brussel sprouts

I wish the water in the pool wasn't freezing so I could swim

[lionloversam]

^ Granted. But now its raining.

I wish I could be a captain of a cargo ship.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but it's transporting nuclear waste to dump in the ocean

I wish I had a desk chair!

[lionloversam]

^ granted. But it is built of toothpicks.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Tabasco pepper sauce

[Safila]

granted, you're hooked up to a peppersauce making machine but it's strawberry flavoured.


I wish I had a bowl of smarties to nibble on.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But they are pepper flavored

I wish I had a clue what to wish for.

[KanuTGL]

Damnit, Sam beat me to it :lol: Edit...

Granted, but now you have come up with so many wishes that you can't decide which one to choose.

I wish IKEA in Coventry sold more types of Swedish sweets :P

[lionloversam]

Granted. But, you forget to eat regular meals and eat nothing but sweets.

I wish I had a jar of pickled herring imported from Finland

[Simbaspirit]

granted, but its spoiled and it makes you sick.



I wish it wasn't the last episode of Glee today

I wish glee never existed.. I can't stand the show or the music :p

[shadowland]

Granted, but an extra helping of The X Factor takes its slot D:

I wish there weren't so many idiots in this world

[KanuTGL]

Granted, but now there are nearly no people left on the planet :P

I wish the film industry would stop making stupid, cheap sequels.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But it is room temperature.

I wish I wasn't so tired this early in the evening.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted. But it is room temperature.


Wait...wat? :curious:

Granted, you're now tired in the morning

I wish It wasn't so windy!

[lionloversam]

Granted. Now it is really humid.

I wish I knew how the post before the last one I made here disappeared. I could of sworn saffy was wishing for hot chocolate or something like that.

[shadowland]

Granted, but you accidentally hack lea and kill it 8O

I wish my internet worked at the right times

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but now it only works for 5 mins every day when you first log on.

I wish I was going to the Monaco GP this weekend

[Safila]

Granted, but you get there after the race is finished and everyone's gone home

I wish my guitar would re string itself.

[lionloversam]

granted. But it is not done properly.

I wish somebody would bring me hot tea and shortbread

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but the shortbread has been crumbled up in the tea, and they throw it at you.

I wish Ableton was more intuitive!

[Safila]

Granted, but Paris Hilton come with it to explain it all to you

I wish that spider would go away from my bedroom window

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, it's now on your lap.

I wish someone would make me some noodles...

[Safila]

Granted, but they overcooked and all hard and burnt


I wish someone would undo this tight drink bottle lid for me.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but they then drink it all.

I wish I had loads of money
:D

[shadowland]

Granted, but now it only works for 5 mins every day when you first log on.

pretty much all it does LOL



Granted, but its in ugandan dollars :lol:

I wish I had a decent sleeping pattern

[Safila]

Granted, but then your legs twitch all night


I wish I wasn't bored.

[lionloversam]

^ Granted. You are now scared.

I wish the next person to post in this thread has a great day.

[Safila]

Granted, and now they're full of poptarts


I wish it would snow.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but the Earth plunges into a new Ice Age and everybody dies.

I wish Saffy would stop Ninja'ing me...

[shadowland]

Granted, I ninja you instead :)

I wish I could be with my little owl atm

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you have insufficient funds.

I wish I had a cup of hot tea.

[Safila]

Granted, but its full of sugar and too sweet so you can't drink it.

I wish for a hot chocolate with marshmellows on top =)

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but the marshmallow fills the cup and absorbs all the hot chocolate

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow

[lionloversam]

Granted. But now you have to watch a autopsy performed while standing three feet away from the actual table.

I wish I had off of work tomorrow as well.

[Safila]

Granted, but you have to dig up spuds all day and night


I wish I could have a ride on an elephant.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But the elephant has really bad bouts of diarrhea the whole time.

I wish I could finally get my room clean.

[Safila]

Granted, it all gets sucked up the vacumn cleaner, which then explodes

Wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed.

[shadowland]

Granted, it's because you get fired


I wish I didn't wanna put my fist through the wall lol

[lionloversam]

Granted. Now you want to put your fist through your computer screen.

I wish I could lose 60 pounds of weight.

[shadowland]

Granted, you now want to put on twice the amount

I wish this mouth ulcer would f*ck off

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, it goes outward instead and become a huge spot that doesn't go away.

I wish I could control time

[Safila]

Granted, stomps on your watch and clock and it stands still


I wish I could stop these butterflys in my tummy

[shadowland]

Granted, but they've now been replaced by giant atlas moths

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40428000/jpg/_40428099_moth220x300ap.jpg

I wish I had a decent mandolin xp

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you can't afford all the payments for it and it is repossessed because it is made of gold.

I wish I had some really good fish and chips.

[shadowland]

Granted, they're so fresh they're raw, enjoy!

I wish I had infinite quiche

[lionloversam]

granted, But it is made with crocodile eggs, cheese made from lion milk and meat from meerkats. Enjoy.

I wish I would receive a random text message from somebody saying something about kovu.

[shadowland]

Granted, it's about how much they hate kovu, with a pic of him being chainsawed in the face attached

I wish I was tired :thinks:

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you post something in the avatar caption thread that makes everybody go "What?!"


I wish I was able to continue holding my kovu obsession in a little longer and not have it all come out at once.

[shadowland]

Granted, but it consumes you and you wake up in TLK:SP

I wish I didn't get hungry at this hour

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you wake up five hours later hungry

I wish I had a pepperoni pizza.

[shadowland]

Granted. But it's not deep pan..:evilgrin:


I wish I could sleeeeeep fffffffuuu :yuck:

[lionloversam]

Granted. But you sleep for two hours and wake right back up

I wish I had a rueben sandwich with fresh french fries.

[shadowland]

Granted..but Rueben is still alive :mufasaworried:

I wish I had infinite monies :lalala:

[lionloversam]

Granted. But the world economy collapses and the world blames you for your accumulative wealth

I wish I had a platter of steamed shrimp

[shadowland]

Granted, but it's contaminated with lagoon bacterium :p

I wish I had a hammock :diva:

[lionloversam]

Granted. But it is made from a very thin twine and breaks as soon as you lay on it.

I wish I could live on a cruise boat.

[Safila]

granted. Turns you into an oyster

I wish I could have some strawberries to eat.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, they're rotten


EDIT: dammit >.>


I wish I could live in the woods tax-free

[Safila]

tsk a dammit :lol:

Granted. You are now a homeless persona dn can live where you want.

Wish the water in the pool was heaps warmer.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it scalds you

I wish I could shred like a pro

[Safila]

Granted, but you have no strings left


I wish I could wear a toe ring.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it's a tag holder, and you are the corpse it identifies :evilgrin:


I wish I was rich :lalala:

[Safila]

Granted, then you loose it all in an offshore tax evasions scheme


I wish I had a tv in my room.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it only shows the televangelist channel

I wish *mumble mumble mumble*

[Safila]

Granted, now you can yell it out loud for all to hear :lalala:


I wish for an unblocked nose.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, but you have a nose thats too big to block :lol:

I wish *something ridiculous*

[Safila]

Granted. You are now the sole red smartie in a bag of blue ones

I wish for more new episodes of Top Gear .

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but the presenters can't really be bothered and just turn up for the money.

I wish I could be sitting by a pool in a warm country, with a glass of champagne and no need to worry about work or money. :cool:

[shadowland]

^ Granted, you're in Australia, where organisms the size of gnats carry enough venom to take down 3 elephants

I wish I lived closer to my gf

[Safila]

Granted, you now live in her letterbox

I wish I had an electric blanket.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But it doesn't work properly.

I wish I had a chocolate bar.

[shadowland]

Granted, its white chocolate :ohno:

I wish I had moar toast

[lionloversam]

Granted. But it is burnt.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of ice cream.

[Safila]

Granted. but your freezer stops working and it melts and you have to eat by sucking thru a straw.

Wish I could beat my hula hoop score on wii :lalala:

[shadowland]

^ Granted, but you have to do it in handstand mode

i wish i wasnt awake

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, you now sleep from 11pm to 7am every night

I wish I had a more interesting job

[King Simba]

^ Granted, but your job turns twice as boring.

I wish I could move to a warmer climate.

[Safila]

Granted, but you spend all your time and life coating yourself in sunblock

I wish there were new episodes of Big Bang Theory.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but Sheldon leaves the show.

I wish funeral directors were more intelligent

[shadowland]

Granted, they're cunning enough to swindle you out of your cash

I wish dinner would hurry up and cook itself D:

[lionloversam]

Granted. But it is not cooked properly.

I wish I didn't just eat half of a large pizza.

[Safila]

Granted, now you bend over too quickly and throw up


I wish it wasn't raining.

[lionloversam]

Granted. But now it is so hot outside it is even too hot in the shade and no wind.

I wish I could travel the world.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, you are convicted of crimes in China and deported

I wish time would slow down between 5pm and midnight

[lionloversam]

Granted. But time speeds up at a equal rate between midnight and 8am.

I wish I had a tattoo of a tiger.

[Safila]

Granted, but you sneezed while he tattooing and it looks like a carpet with a bump in middle


I wish my room would clean itself.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, it cleans itself of everything, including you


I wish I could play old-fashioned organ music :)

[Safila]

Granted, but you get busted for noise pollution.

I wish I could rememebr how to use a music program.

[shadowland]

Granted, but its incompatible with your mdoern operating system

I wish I had cheat codes for the world :lol:

[lionloversam]

Granted. But they are outdated.

I wish I could be in NYC now and didn't have to wait till tomorrow to leave.

[shadowland]

Granted, you get mugged


I wish my stomach didn't feel like it was being jabbed with knives right now

[Safila]

Granted, now your stomach disapears forever.

WIsh I didn't have to get out of bed.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but you have to pee in a bowl. :haha:

I wish I could sleep for longer than the 7 hours ahead of me

[Safila]

Granted. Hits you over head with rubber hammer :lalala:


I wish my teeth didn't hurt when I clean them.

[shadowland]

^ Granted, now they fall out so you dont need to clean them

I wish my angry stomach wasn't keeping me uuup :shouts:

[Safila]

Granted. Now your big toes throb and twitch


I wish I could get these stupid chords right.

[shadowland]

Granted, but they're Ebdim7 :mufasaworried:

I wish I wasn't sleeeeeeeepy :zzz:

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, you now stay up for 236 consecutive hours

I wish I wasn't ill...

[Safila]

Granted, now you have to swim to NZ and back to show how fit you are.

I wish the sun would hurry up and come out.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

(Why would I bother swimming to NZ when I could just stop off at the Sunshine Coast? ;))

Granted, it stays out all night and keeps you awake

I wish my work computer wasn't so rubbish

[Raize]

Granted, you no longer have a computer at all

I wish no one would corrupt my wishes

[Safila]

Granted, now you sit there bored watching you toenails grow upside down.

I wish someone would bring me breakfast in bed.

[lionloversam]

Granted, it is a crust of bread and a cup of water.

I wish I could go back to NYC.

[Safila]

Granted. But you stuck up in atree for the whole time.


I wish someone would go to work for me today so I could stay home.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

^ Granted, but they do your job really crappily and you lose it

I wish I could stay up for the next 20 hours without dying of tiredness.

[shadowland]

Granted, you never sleep ever

I wish I could sleep atm :lol:

[Azerane]

^ granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I could fly

[shadowland]

^ Granted, but your wings decide where you go

I wish I could play guitar like a pro

[Azerane]

^granted, but nobody likes the music that you play anyway

I wish dragons were real! :D

[lionloversam]

Granted. But your "village" gets completely destroyed by one

I wish I could go back to Israel for another sightseeing trip.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, but you end up in the West Bank

I wish nobody wore clothes :haha:

[Safila]

Granted. Now you go blind


Wish someone would take my place busking in 6 degrees in morning.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

(I'll just have to feel my way around then... :haha:)

Granted, I take your place, and all your money :D

I wish zombies were easier to kill...

[lionloversam]

Granted, but you end up in the West Bank

I hear the West Bank is very nice this time of year. I'll take a visit there. I was actually in the WB part, maybe close to half, of the time I was there.

^Granted. But, now it is so easy the zombies are not even fighting back. They are actually begging to be killed.

I wish I could go to the West Bank and visit all the sights there.

[Safila]

Granted, you're now a statue overlooking the west Bank

wish Saturday would hurry up and come.

[Wide Eyed Wanderer]

Granted, now every day is a Saturday and the TV is rubbish.

I wish I had a more interesting job...

[Bryony]

Granted, but your co-workers are horrible :c
I wish the summer holidays would hurry up (isn't free until 21st July)

[lionloversam]

^ Granted, but they skip a year next time around. (I get off work on the 4th of July :p )

I wish it wasn't so humid and hot here

[Revo]

Granted, now there's no water at all and it's freezing cold.

I wish I could move somewhere where it's always summer.

[Safila]

Granted. You are now in the Sahara Desert

I wish I could gargle without swallowing stuff.

[shadowland]

Granted, you gargle bleach and die

I wish I didnt have a massive headache

[lionloversam]

Granted, you now are extremely tired and can't get to sleep

I wish I wasn't having indigestion right now.

[Safila]

Granted . You now live on mylanta for a month

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

[lionloversam]

Granted, now you are having the biggest snow storm the Southern Hemisphere has ever seen.

I wish I could fall to sleep quickly and not need to take stuff to make me sleepy.

[Safila]

Granted. You know have to listen to Enya 24/7 fo the next 3 months


I wish I had a bowl of Gelato to eat for lunch.

[lionloversam]

I like Enya :p

^granted, but it is sardine flavored

I wish I had a lion tattoo.

[Safila]

^ Granted.. you now have a huge one on your left butt cheek.


I wish I could meet Katy Perry.

[lionloversam]

Granted, but you hit her with your car and she is pressing charges against you.

I wish I could meet Elton John.

[XoX]

Granted, but he hates you :emo:

I wish I wasn't hungry right now... >p<

[Kossu]

Granted, but you're so full that you can't do anything else for the rest of the week.:zzz:

I wish I could go horseback riding.

[A Balanced Breakfast]

Granted, but you're so full that you can't do anything else for the rest of the week.:zzz:

I wish I could go horseback riding.
Granted, but the horse you ride will buck you off of him and trample you at random.

I wish I was an incredibly rich man.

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[Kossu]

Granted, but all your riches are in the form of 1 cent coins locked in a huge money bin, in an island somewhere in the middle of Pacific ocean.


I wish I could talk to animals.

[A Balanced Breakfast]

Granted, but the animals say nothing except for making snarky and sarcastic comments about you.

I wish I could live in the TLK universe
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[Littlefoot]

Granted. You live in the TLK universe as a mouse and get eaten.

Here's an easy one for you:
I wish I had a car!

[Kossu]

Granted, but it has pink plastic eyelashes and is covered in glitter.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

[lionloversam]

Granted, but your clothing doesn’t teleport with you.

I wish I could see into the future.

[Kossu]

Granted, but it's the future of a different universe where hamsters are at the top of the food chain and they use humans as slave workers in fancy wheel factories.

I wish I had perfect eidetic memory.