The Official Lea Pride of Randomness

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Good morning/evening/night/Tuesday to one and all!

This is your new King speaking...join the Official Lea Pride of Randomness, but only if you're willing to be completely Tuesday about things and not worry about things that go a bit Tuesday!

To join (Tuesday) simply put 'TOLPoR' in your sig and you will be a fully paid-up member of our pride!

In case you don't know...Utora is the Queen, Aziri is the Princess and Prince Simba is the Prince!

We're still on the lookout for a Major Domo...

:D
Tuesday.

[Whitewolf]

hmm sounds intresting:hmm:

[LunarCat]

i'm in! :D :cheese:

[Endra]

"Roasty toasty princess! Roasty toasty princess!"

[Whitewolf]

Originally posted by Aziri
"Roasty toasty princess! Roasty toasty princess!"

we have lioness steak mmmmm if we are i want my lioness steak to be rare :fini:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

We should pick a colour for our official pride idents...I quite like Aziri's bright pink one though! Any thoughts from Queeny and the Prince on this matter?

:hmm: :D

And furthermore....Tuesday.

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Okay well I've decided as King that it should just be pink...it's a random enough colour!

Also the LHDS colour is orange...if anyone wants to add colour to theirs.
=D :p

BTW Whitewolf, if you can wait until tomorrow me and Utora are gonna go nick an antelope off some hyenas so you can have a bit of that!
;)

Anyway I think the King might go join the Queen and leave y'all to it for now...it is 4:30am round here! So goodnight, good day and merry-bye!

:hugs: to all my new pride members! :D

[unregistered user]

Pink it shall be! [runs off to Tuesday Toilet]

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

:lol: Tuesday Toilet...sounds like a very fun place to be...

Oh and we're goin for the deep pink Queeny ;)

Glad to see you're back on here before I leave, try and get a few more members and I'll be back on in about 10 hours probably...though you'll be long gone by then I'm sure.
:p
See ya soon anyways!

Hey look, I hit 400 posts...that means I've done 70 today...
=D

G'night!

[unregistered user]

Aww...g'night =)

I'll do the deep pink in a sec!

[Simba22]

Count me in.:cheese:

[unregistered user]

YAY! Welcome! Wow, I'm happy yall are joining!

[Prince Simba]

Prince of Randomness reporting for random duty! *cleans exhaust manifolds on deck thirteen* (it's a star trek thing)

[unregistered user]

LOL, I used to love ST.

"Bones, we need you....badly" :lol: Shatner has issues these days tho.

Back OT

[unregistered user]

*Run around the house naked* okay that enough
Im In :p:rawr::p

[Simba22]

Originally posted by Guntur
*Run around the house naked* okay that enough
Im In :p:rawr::p

LOL

[Whitewolf]

Originally posted by Guntur
*Run around the house naked* okay that enough

Originally posted by Simba22
LOL

Someone should have taken those picture of him nake then we can blackmail hmmm. :evilgrin:

[unregistered user]

And then, there was two:

http://www.leahalalela.com/showthread.php?threadid=4072&highlight=Randomness+Inc.

http://www.leahalalela.com/showthread.php?threadid=4808&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

[unregistered user]

and yeah.. :p
*bow* emperor Sonique
:lol:
Hmm... Blackmail...
maybe we should paint it white :p

[Whitewolf]

Originally posted by SoniqueX
And then, there was two:

http://www.leahalalela.com/showthread.php?threadid=4072&highlight=Randomness+Inc.

http://www.leahalalela.com/showthread.php?threadid=4808&perpage=15&pagenumber=1


Lol but this one is offical :p

[Mizani]

me me me!!!:cheese:

[King Simba]

Ooh pick me! Pick me! *jumps around* :cheese:
Count me in. ;)

[Mizani]

Hey look *points* its a jumping KS:lol:

[IchLiebeNALA]

i'll join. can i put i'm a 'Loyal Sidekick'?

[Opera Ghost]

i'm in too*adds to sig*

[IchLiebeNALA]

you dont have a sig at the mo!

[SIMBAtheENIGMA]

Sounds like something to do other than study... which is what i should be doing now... Count me in :lol:

[Opera Ghost]

Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
you dont have a sig at the mo!
lol yeah i do have on now ,a new one was in progress:cheese:

[Amaryllis]

count me in!

[Monai]

Normally, I'd join something like this, but when there was a group that was started before this - by me - that I'm already in, I won't join. Sorry.

[IchLiebeNALA]

hmmm. EVILNESS!!

EVILNESS MUST BE DESTROYED! :die: :die:

nah, i'm just messin'! :evilgrin:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

The King and Queen were both aware of the other randomness related groups when we created TOLPoR but we decided that we'd take over Lea anyway.

:jejeje:

The genie and I already made up most of the random posts round here between us so our pride is already one of the strongest for random...stuff...

TOLPoR will rule Lea!...maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next Tuesday...but one day...

Mwahahahaha! *ahem* :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

*coughs up antelope bone*

sorry boss, couldn't help myself!

[King Simba]

Well even though I'm a member of RI I've still decided to join this one. Tis' cool, you guys should continue with it. ;) :cool:

[IchLiebeNALA]

thanks KS...

...but yes, one day, The Official Lea Pride of Randomness will rule the forum, and take over and obliterate anyone who gets in our way...

*realises what he just said*
sorry about that, i had an evil dictator moment there :D =D :lol:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

IchLiebe you're not gonna have any room left on your sig if you join any more gangs!

:lol:

Are there any left that you're NOT a member of?
:p:D

[IchLiebeNALA]

i dunno!

[Prince Simba]

^ nah, i think you've got all of 'em!

[IchLiebeNALA]

cool!

[Alli]

*picks nose* Oh, eh, ahem. I'll join! :D

[Prince Simba]

Originally posted by Alli
*picks nose* Oh, eh, ahem. I'll join! :D

*picks nose as well*

*was just kidding*

Princes don't pick their noses! That's why every responsible Prince has a court jester. The jester picks his own nose, and then there's no reason for the Prince to.

[unregistered user]

Robin Williams AKA UtoraAKA Me: Mayday! Mayday! Dragon-Lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock! Stop the car.

My friend: I can't do that, sir.

Me: Aw, Edward, you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lot of women who look like Zorba, I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again. And now that I do, you won't even turn the car around? Thanks a lot.

My friend: You have a very important meeting with the top brass...

Me: -Oh, there she is again! How did she get ahead of us?

My friend: That's another person, sir.

Me: She's beautiful and quick. Speed up, check her stamina. Oh my gosh, they're quick, they're fast, and small. Ha, ha, ha, ha! I feel like a fox in a chicken coop!

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Page 3?! I leave for a couple of days and the Ultimate Lea Pride is shunted down to page 3?....oy...

Anyway this is me non-slyly shoving it back up to the front page because we always need more members!
=D

Hairdryer. Tulip. Raspberry.

[IchLiebeNALA]

now where's my armadilo?

good to be back on top...

[Whitewolf]

armadilo you sure it not a meerkat cause i swear it look like a meerkat :confused:

[IchLiebeNALA]

no, i definately lost my armadillo

it's arounf here somwhere...

maybe the germans killed him Utora!!!

[unregistered user]

[gasps] I bet you they did!! I heard something going on around here, hmmmm.....well, if they did, we'll just get you some KFC. =)

[IchLiebeNALA]

KFC will do me!

[unregistered user]

:lol:Why did that not sound right?

[Whitewolf]

:eww: KFC = modify chickens :eww: that worst then my comment on eating lioness steaks

[King Simba]

Me loves KFC. :idiot: :lol:

[IchLiebeNALA]

me not too fussed

*gets popcorn chicken and starts choking*

[gasps for breath]

[Whitewolf]

*takes out a fishing rod and ties a piece of KFC Chicken at the end of it *

Guess this is the ulimate Lion bait around here
KFC chickens (you can see how much oil in it just by rubbing tissue with it)

[unregistered user]

[dives and bites KFC chicken on fishing line] :lol:

[Whitewolf]

*Pulls back ont he line to find a fat lion*

hmmmmmmm i got some :badnews: for this lion...... *Pokes the lions belly* you over weight fatty :gasp: now get off my line here i am looking for big game not fat game............

*throw the fat lion away and hooks a piece of wrum on my line* here fishy fishy

[Mizani]

mmmmm KFC.
*drools on keyboard*
*key board short circuits*

[Whitewolf]

*Throws Mirzai a Class C fire extingisher as sparks start to come from the keyboard*

now now Lioness KFC is not for Lioness

[Mizani]

*boop*

Tranlation:
Human? :p

[Whitewolf]

Making fun of the humans now eh

*takes out a tranquilizer* here Lioness lioness lioness wolfy got a little present for you :kovusmile

[Mizani]

*runs away*

[unregistered user]

[fat lion gets angry and jumps on wolfy struggling for KFC] I'll fart on you!!!! :lol:

[Mizani]

Love your sig Utora!:lol: so funny!

[unregistered user]

Ahh yes, the notorious Chris Farely...
[gets up and does duh bull dance]
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
BULLS DUH BULLS DUH BULLS DUH BULLS DUH BULLS DUH BULLS DUH BULLS DUH BULSSSSSS DUH- [has a heart attack and falls on ground] That makes about a bakers dozen bob.

[Alli]

*picks nose again in boredom*.......:cool: Just kiddin ;) My random comment of the day...

[Mizani]

I like pies.:D

[unregistered user]

I like...TATER TOTS!!!!....and steak.....and JUMBALYA!!!

[gets in an air bouncy thing, like those things at festivals and jumps around]

Expresso max plus!! Ejecto space-dee-co!!!

[Mizani]

I like pies:D

[unregistered user]

I like TATER TOTS!!!! and...I'm having deja vu....aren't you?

[Mizani]

I like pies:D

[unregistered user]

I like...TATER TOTS!!! and...I'm having deja vu...i'm done asking you...


scooby dooby do..where are you....
HOLY MOTHER PUSS BUCKET!!
There's ants in my bedroom....WINDEX TIME!!!

[Mizani]

I like... Chicken pies:D

[unregistered user]

I like VEGY TOTS!!!!

[Mizani]

I like....vegtarian pies:D

[unregistered user]

I like.....
POPSICLES!!!

[keeps bpuncing in circuis toy widly]

[Mizani]

I like....mud pies:D

[unregistered user]

Dude....post either (1)-(10) in my Can't go off topic thread :lol:

I like death to smoochy

[Mizani]

This is a pride of randomness though isn't it? :uhno:

[unregistered user]

yes...you don't understand....I have a question in that thread :lol: I can figure your answer :Lol:

[unregistered user]

"You're going to end up eating a steady diet of govenernment cheese and living in a van down by the river."

[Whitewolf]

Originally posted by Utora
[fat lion gets angry and jumps on wolfy struggling for KFC] I'll fart on you!!!! :lol:



*Pokes the lion with my tranquilizer* o i don't think u can after this :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

SUGAR HIGH!!! SUGAR HIGH!!!
HA! I CANT EVEN TYPE RIGTHLY! :lol:

*get dizzy from running around in circles and faints*

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Whitewolf
*Pokes the lion with my tranquilizer* o i don't think u can after this :D

Lays sprawled out on floor with tounge lagging, unconcious :lol:

[Whitewolf]

*ties up utora and put a piece of KFC chicken infront of her*


you know anyone here play knights online?

[Alli]

I like Mashed Potatoes -.-

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Whitewolf
*ties up utora and put a piece of KFC chicken infront of her*


you know anyone here play knights online?


[squirms for chicken and makes noises like a fat retarded lion-thinks smartky]
Duh I know!! i know who does!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! [jumps up in boundings for chicken]

[Alli]

*walks over to Utora and picks up chicken* Mmmmmm yummy :D

[Whitewolf]

*tie a piece of KFc chicken on a string and put it in front of Utora pulling it away from her slowly*

OO this so fun to watch....... maybe i eat this fat lion for dessert later:evilgrin:

[unregistered user]

[throws self forward and falls on floor] Duhhh...I WANT A HOTDOG!! heheheh...HOTDOGS!!! [wriggles trying to get loose and scrucnhies forward desperate for KFC] I'M STARVING!!!:die:

[Whitewolf]

*walks over and pokes Utora belly with my paw* awwwwww you staving too bad you can't have that KFC or Hot Dog fatty :D

[unregistered user]

[snaps and bites whitewolf] THEN I'LL EAT YOU!!!!:lol:

[Whitewolf]

*feels Utora biting me * owwwwwwwww hey that hurts you

[unregistered user]

[growls like a dog and bites his ankle and shakes head back and forth and tugs]

[Whitewolf]

*kick lion face with my free hingleg * let me go you :grrr:

[unregistered user]

[is kicked and whimpers] :(

[calls fer Roqy and Alli]
ANIMAL ABUSE!! ANIMAL ABUSE!!! :lol:

[Whitewolf]

*tape the lion maw shut*

Nothing going on just a minor problem ...

*whisper to Utora ear* I make you pay in pain for that you lion ..........:evilgrin:

[unregistered user]

[mumbles under tape and lays ears back snarling and thrashing about]

[Whitewolf]

*bites on Utora tail really hard and pokes lion belly with my :claw:* ooo does that hurt ...........:cheese:

[unregistered user]

[snarls and slashes across Wolfy's face and mumbles under tape "Did daff hurff?"

[Whitewolf]

*feels warn blood running down and Roars* o now you done it *Bites Utora belly very hard and shakes it in my maw* Pay back you little twit :haha: :haha:

[unregistered user]

[wraps paws around wolfys head and sinks teeth into his head,. and takes her feet and kicks under his jaw and throat powerfully with anger] How ya like that toothpick!?
:lol:

[Whitewolf]

*roars* owwwwwwww that hurts lioness stop it you win geeeeeeee

[unregistered user]

wow what's this..
im to lazy to read all post:lol::p

[unregistered user]

Wolf...not lioness..not fat lion..WOLF!!!!! [jk] :lol: Welcome Guntur, we were...uh..quarreling with positive intentions! ^^

[Whitewolf]

*pokes the fat wolf * gosh you even more fat then i thought .........:gasp:

[unregistered user]

[lays ears back and glares and swipes yer finger away] STOP POKIN ME FAT!! I'm tryin to watch me stories.....:lol:...[growls and slaps wolfy and smiles]

[Whitewolf]

*keeps poking her* awwwwww if you don't want get poke then you should lose that weight or stop eating KFC

[King Simba]

Guess what, I had KFC yesterday afternoon. T'was nice as always. :p ;)

[Whitewolf]

*POkes King Simba with a 20foot pole* Yes i can tell that you been eating too much KFC :eww:

[King Simba]

I weigh 7.5 stone and I'm a size 10 in clothing so I'm not as big as you think I am. :lol: :bleen: ;)

[Whitewolf]

*pokes him again with the 20feet long pole* O that what the last one said..........:D

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

This is all getting very violent!
:lol:

Now if you kids can't play nicely I'll take away your toys and it'll be off to bed with no supper.
:evilgrin: :D

[unregistered user]

maybe you force em sleep outside the house:p
that like a me mama get grounded ol time:p

[King Simba]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
This is all getting very violent!
:lol:

Now if you kids can't play nicely I'll take away your toys and it'll be off to bed with no supper.
:evilgrin: :D
Kid? I don't think so. :lol: :eww:

[unregistered user]

i just realize that you using muffy smilies:p
you should change to.. king mufasa:lol::p

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Guntur
i just realize that you using muffy smilies:p
you should change to.. king mufasa:lol::p
:lol: I'll still remain to be King Simba. :die: :grrr: jk :bleen:

[Mizani]

Why not? Then we can call you KM.:lol:

[unregistered user]

or QS:lol:

[Mizani]

Thats just....disturbing Guntur.:uhno: but funny:lol:

[King Simba]

None thanks. I prefer KS over anything. :lol: ;) :rolleyes: :grrr:

[Lenna]

I wanna join :)

[IchLiebeNALA]

just add it to your sig!

[Whitewolf]

O look there another one

[Prince Simba]

<random poetry>
And they descended upon themselves in greed
As civlizations before them had done long ago.
It was not by a good, but a bad deed
That left them with only the choice to go.
</random poetry>

<unrandom>
Welcome to the Pride of Randomness. It may take us a moment to process the information we are receiving in order to create a completely random response to it. Please hold.
*pause*
This message will self-destruct in one-half of a second.
*BOOM*
</unrandom>

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Merry Tuesday to all!
:D

And yes...I know it's Wednesday...
:p

[Mizani]

I like Pies!:D

[King Simba]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
Merry Tuesday to all!
:D

And yes...I know it's Wednesday...
:p
Uh yeah, Merry Tuesday or Wednesday. ;) :cheese:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

If I said 'Merry Wednesday' it wouldn't be nearly as random KS!
:p ;)

[King Simba]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
If I said 'Merry Wednesday' it wouldn't be nearly as random KS!
:p ;)
Ah ah, keeping the randomness up I see. :bleen: ;)

[Mizani]

I like pies!:D

[unregistered user]

hmm.. pie randomness
:p

[Whitewolf]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sheppard pie :growl:

[unregistered user]

ya know what's random
*point at my age*:lol:

[Whitewolf]

yes we can tell by the winkles on your face..............:D

[Sombolia]

Don't we have one of these? o___O Randomness Inc, anyone?

[Whitewolf]

.....................:confused: yea i think there is.....................:hmm:

[unregistered user]

hmm.. ya know what random:p
Im from Degobah:lol:
okay quit the star wars joke

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

TOLPoR is *official*...

...and far more random!
:D:cheese::evilgrin:

I quite like pies, but I prefer pasta....and antelope...
:jejeje:

[Alli]

Hey, i'm currently stationed at Hoth xD

Mmmm, i like pies too...

[King Simba]

Pies = nice.

Although I don't have them too often. ;)

[IchLiebeNALA]

hah, pies. i know someone who looks like a pie.

well, you are what you eat! i'm a pizza

COOL! I'M A PIZZA

*starts to eats one of my fingers*

NOOOOOOOO! MUSTN'T EAT MYSELF.
AWWWW, IT'S MARGARITA. MY FAVVIE!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

[Alli]

You are what you eat, eh? I'm mashed potatoes! Ahhhhhh *resists from eating self* Mmmmmm

[Whitewolf]

Looks at
IchLiebeNALA and Alli with hungry eyes mmmmmm Pizza with mash potatos yummy :D

[Alli]

*Has hand in mouth and looks at Whitewolf* Don't look at me that way *runs* Ahhhhhhh

[unregistered user]

i just found out that hoth just 30 miles from Capital City of malaysia:lol:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Uh oh...if you are what you eat that makes me a Pot Noodle right now...

Do you guys have them in other parts of the world?

They taste foul but they're strangely addictive...did I mention it's 2am over here?
:lol: :D

[unregistered user]

http://leahalalela.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3678&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
y'all need to refer this page ;)

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

I should prolly mention I'm now eating a cheese, ham and mayo sandwich...

I've been barely eating anything for ages so now I'm making up for lost time...
:D

[Sombolia]

Originally posted by Guntur
i just found out that hoth just 30 miles from Capital City of malaysia:lol:

Really? :gasp:

Who knew Malaysia was a galaxy far, far away.. :D

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Well if you're an ant in...erm...Ipswich....it must be equivalent to a galaxy far far away!

People outside the UK prolly don't know where Ipswich is...actually to be honest I don't know exactly...but it's a random place so it'll do...

Apologies to anyone who lives in Ipswich!
:D

[Alli]

Originally posted by Sombolia
Really? :gasp:

Who knew Malaysia was a galaxy far, far away.. :D


Yeah, man, i wonder if han is still there...If only star wars was real...*sighs* I should visit malaysia...just to visit hoth despite the fact that it's on a planet of it's own in a galaxy far, far away. *gets Millenium Falcon* C'mon sombester, hop in :D We're going to get HANNI! *drool*

(I think that's random enough xD)

[unregistered user]

hmm.. what happen if i pull this plug???
*black out*.. okay... my bad my bad

[Mizani]

I can't see!!!!!
*bumps into a lamp post*
Whats that doing here?

[la_reina]

:lol:
I'm here to laugh at you guys:p:lol:

[unregistered user]

im looking at you and laugh reina
:lol:

[la_reina]

I dunno how to be random like you people:lol::p

[IchLiebeNALA]

it's simple. grab 2 bags of caster suger, 2 litres of lucozade, and dare yourself to down the lot in 30 minutes.

you'll be as random and a group of moths in no time at all

[la_reina]

:lol::lol:
I haven't had my sugar today, that's probably it:(
I told myself not to eat that Hershey's bar last night, but I did anyway:( Stupid me:(

[unregistered user]

my style to be random *muahahahahah*
me and my crack head :lol::p

[la_reina]

:lol:
Ow! My eye....it hurts to blink...

[Mizani]

Just say somethin weird. That how I be RaNdOm.

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Hey y'all this is your King speaking!

I am here to formally decree that...erm...Sandwiches are cool.

And furthermore...the earth is flat and the moon is made of tofu...and you all thought it was cheese....
:D

[Mizani]

mmmmmmm Tofu...*drools*

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Yeah goooo tofu! It rawks...

Your getting worryingly close to the big 1K posts Miz... may have to steal your fingers and keep them in a box until I can catch up with you!

:D :p

[IchLiebeNALA]

yep, you gotta like tofu...

personally, i would have prefered it if the moon was made in the Galaxia Pizzeria with an 342ft high chicken that goes by the name of 'W.R. Jaquerab', who is renouned worldwide for this gorgeous edible moons...

[la_reina]

Err...I don't like tofu:eww:

[IchLiebeNALA]

ah well, just imaging that the moon is one huge pizza

[la_reina]

OMG pizza:wow:
I just had some yesterday, but now I want MORE!:lol:

[King Simba]

Ooh, pizza. Something I haven't had in a while :cheese:

[la_reina]

I went to a little place called The Oz and ate 3 HUGE SLICES:D:D

[unregistered user]

im pizza...*eat Compact Disc*.. hmm... mayo.. :lol:

[la_reina]

*tears at pizza coupons with teeth*
I can taste it...:p

[unregistered user]

hmm*open newspaper* hmm.. pizza....*lick the newspaper*
:lol:

[IchLiebeNALA]

i like pizza, but it's very greasy.

i don't like it when you pick up a slice and all the grease just drips off

[la_reina]

*snatches*
It's mine!!!:grrr:

[IchLiebeNALA]

:cringe: ewwww. grease dripping pizza :cringe:

[la_reina]

:lol:
No, I want that newspaper Zack has:p

[IchLiebeNALA]

WHAAAAAAAAAAT? :eek: you want to eat the newspaper? :confused:

[unregistered user]

I like Dijorno...er howeva ya spell it...and then you drop it on the floor and it has dog hairs on it. then it's a hairy Dijorno supreme pizza...yummmm :)

[Alli]

Mmmmmmmmm mashed potatoes...

[IchLiebeNALA]

mmmmm...

sweets. just swaats in general, except Starburst and Skittles, cos when i eat em i come out in a huge rash

[Mizani]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
Yeah goooo tofu! It rawks...

Your getting worryingly close to the big 1K posts Miz... may have to steal your fingers and keep them in a box until I can catch up with you!

:D :p
eeepp!! *runs away to the tofu moon*

And I'm not coming back til W-Eyed-Wanderer has reached 1000 posts!
Then you can't chop my fingers off:evilgrin:

[IchLiebeNALA]

can i come? i love tofu!!!

*grabs ahold of Miz's leg as she flies up to the moon on ther rocket powered pepsi bottle*

[Mizani]

mmmmmm Pepsi......

[IchLiebeNALA]

*lands on the moon*

YAY! Pepsi and Tofu!

[Mizani]

And the sun is a peach!!
So that means that the earth and everyone whp inhabits it will freeze up and die!!!!!!
MU HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

W-Eyed-Wanderer will never reach 1000 posts:jejeje:

[IchLiebeNALA]

well, you will soon

we'll through a party on the tofu moon and the Mars made of jam, for the 1000th post of Mizani!!!!!!

[la_reina]

Originally posted by Utora
I like Dijorno...er howeva ya spell it...and then you drop it on the floor and it has dog hairs on it. then it's a hairy Dijorno supreme pizza...yummmm :)

Dijorno? DIJORNO?? What about Red Baron??
That's even better:D

[unregistered user]

OOOOOOOOOOOOhohohohoh..RB hasn't been in my lamp fer quite sum time...hmm..[zips off to wally world and ramshackles thro store for pizza]

[Whitewolf]

mmmmmm Shake and BAke

[unregistered user]

[grabs a box of shake and bake] Okees...need..[grabs paint buckets from paint department] Hmm....[throws stuff and runs about with shopping cart..] I see.....TIRES!![runs over...runs out from a shcok wave of tires] RUN!!!!! RUUUUUUUN FER YER LIFE!!![speeds down isles and hides behind freight carts watching tires destroy wal-mart] WASN'T ME!!!

[unregistered user]

gee.. i found bomb and a gold under my bad..
hmm.. red button *Boommmmmmmmm*
that was nice:p

[la_reina]

What the--who just bombed Lea???:p

[unregistered user]

[coughs] What the mother...tires and bombs...NAPALM!!!!!!!

[Whitewolf]

Naplam gee...... that not a bomb this is a bomb
http://aeroflt.users.netlink.co.uk/mus/uk/brook/Brooklands027.jpg

[unregistered user]

OOOOOOOHHHH!![eyes pop outta head] I wanna ride! Me me me me ME!!!! [bounces uop and down] Pick me wolfy! PICK ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

[Whitewolf]

Sry Utora but for a Lioness i think your little too light in weight to be riding that Grand Slam lol:cheese:

[unregistered user]

But you said I was fat...[pouts]

[Whitewolf]

lol

[unregistered user]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004RC6R.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

GIMME

http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/crazy%20woman.jpg

Follow that sign to Utora's home...:bleen:

[Whitewolf]

1) Never enter a hot tub with Pumba
http://www.lionking.org/sequels/TLK1.5/HotSpring3.jpg

2)
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/114_hugh.jpg

[unregistered user]

:lol: NEVER ENTER WOLFIES DIGESTIVE SYSTEM is a hot button for me ;) :lol:

[Fear The Paw]

Haha Yea right

[unregistered user]

Ya..right...


APPLES!!
AFERRIS WHEEL!!
[dances around and gets into a bucket of fresh sugar cane]

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Whitewolf
1) Never enter a hot tub with Pumba
http://www.lionking.org/sequels/TLK1.5/HotSpring3.jpg

2)
http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/114_hugh.jpg
:lol: I'd better keep that for future reference. I'll force myself never to get in the hot tub again. :bleen:

[unregistered user]

RANDOM

[Whitewolf]

lol ks

ranfom mmmmmmm curry

[IchLiebeNALA]

CHICKEN KORMA! CHICKEN KORMA!

OMFG I LOVE CHICKEN KORMA!

but not as much as i love the fact that teh moon is made of tofu...

[Whitewolf]

....... moon made of tofu........ok some one give NALA her drugs

[unregistered user]

[takes drugs fer slef] mwuahahaha..

TINA COME GET SOME HAM!!!

[unregistered user]

Yay.. i love chicken.. i love chicken.. i love chicken..
yay..*press button in incident*
alllright..... *scream* Runnnnn runnnnnnnnnnnn... the chicken factory gonna blow...

[unregistered user]

If i could bomb the white house.........................

[Simba '04]

you know that can be taken as a terriost threat Utora?

[unregistered user]

whhahahahahahaat.....It's a joke....aheh..

I do that -_-

[Simba '04]

something like that is not really something you should ever joke about, it will always be taken as a serious threat

[unregistered user]

Okay...apparently the humor in my family needs to remain...in the household. It's from a movie I'm not going to title. but , I'm surprised you even assumed I'd try and look like a terrorist really.

Genie the Terrorist...naw..doesn't work fer me..

[lion_roog]

Naw..See...She wasn't saying bomb like blow up bomb....She was saying bomb like this is going to be the bombest party ever!!!......Yeah, Utora...say Hi to the feds for me when they come and visit you....:D

[unregistered user]

[quivers]...whaaahahahahat? feds...i..i.i.i.i...can't talk to themright now..I'm...I'm uh....[runs into bathroom and turns water on] I'M CLEANING UP!1 FER THE PARTY AT THE WHITE HOUSE!! Tell the feds I'll give them autographs in a sec...

[sings in shower] duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh...bulls duh bulls duh bulls...
...[water runs]
[water runs sum more]
Oohhiheee....oeeeeiwhoooo...oiheeee...oheeeaaaaaa. ..numa numa ae...numa numa numa ae...

[Whitewolf]

only Utora can cause to fed to come here.................................:gasp:

[unregistered user]

ya....HEY!!!:knowdees: maybe the mods can make a special thread, where they throw you in there...and you can ONLY post there until they say...like Lea Jail! ,mwuahahahahahaha:jejeje:

[Whitewolf]

yea you be the first Female inmate

[unregistered user]

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...[rubs paws] I can't wait!!!













LOCK ME UP!! LOCK ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!!

[Whitewolf]

*ties Utora paws up with chains and tie her tail down*

o my look what we got here a stretch lioness =D

[IchLiebeNALA]

can i go to? it looks like this is where the party is at!

*brings boom box with banging tunes and glowsticks*

RAVE!!!

[Whitewolf]

sure throws IchLiebeNALA in same cell as Utora but don't tired him up :gasp: i bet Utora is going beat me for this :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

*puts on Banging Tunes, and starts bouncing around the room)

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Originally posted by Mizani
W-Eyed-Wanderer will never reach 1000 posts:jejeje:

Hoi-polloi!
I heard that! :grrr:

Okay so I was a few days late...but I will reach 1000!!! ...One day...

As for the party it sounds great!
:D

I wonder if I start saying certain words the FBI will moniter Lea...?
:hmm:

Bomb...White house...brussel sprouts...Peter Andre...maths...

That's a list of pretty evil things there, maybe they'll come and cart me away now!
:D

[King Simba]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
Hoi-polloi!
I heard that! :grrr:

Okay so I was a few days late...but I will reach 1000!!! ...One day...

Hakuna Matata...:hakuna:
He only has 532 posts to go until 1000. :idiot:
Keep posting mate. :cheese:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

530 now! :D

Oy...this is taking way too long, only cos I haven't been on here much lately...but I'm back now so beware!
:jejeje:

Random thought for the minute: Imagine if the sky was green and grass was blue...sounds weird but how weird would blue sky and green grass seem if we weren't used to it?
:hmm:

[Shadow]

oh...my...now i think i have seen it all http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v351/Shadow_89/Smylies/wink1.jpg

[Mizani]

I think I'm feeling dizzy now:yuck:
But even scarier, imagine if a five bellied ectoplasmic monsters had only four bellys!!!

[la_reina]

Wha...? :confused::eww::gasp::scream:

[Mizani]

Don't mind me, I'm just being RaNdOm:D

[moonibear]

ooh, ooh! I wanna be random, I'm good at that! hehe...:hmm: I forgot what I was going to say.:thinks: ...this will take a minute...

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Mizani
Don't mind me, I'm just being RaNdOm:D
Random randomness I say. ;)

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Miz you are truly one of us...

One of us, one of us!
:D :p

Scary random thought for the day: Pot Pourri.

Think about it.

[Whitewolf]

http://www.bathoilbeads.com/Simplicity%20Potpourri.jpg

ok what so scary about pot pourri

[la_reina]

What's scary about it is that I don't what it is
:Ooo:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

If I told you it wouldn't be a surprise now would it?

Go out, buy some pot pourri and stare at it for 15 hours without eating or sleeping...report back afterwards and if it doesn't scare you then go ask for your money back.
:D

[IchLiebeNALA]

OH MY GOD, THAT POT POURRI LOOKS LIKE A BOWL OF MARSHMELLOWS!!!

:D

[la_reina]

Wow, Dan, is food all you ever think about?:idiot:

[IchLiebeNALA]

HELL YEAH!

I LOVE MARSHMELLOWS!

[King Simba]

Marshmellows... :o
...I haven't had any of those in a while.

[IchLiebeNALA]

I'm having them now!

Moths... Flies without a mission

[la_reina]

Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
HELL YEAH!

I LOVE MARSHMELLOWS!

:lol:
Ditto;)
You like s'mores?

[King Simba]

http://www.sweetsforu.co.uk/images/cable-mallows.jpg

^ :idiot: ;)

[Endra]

Originally posted by King Simba
http://www.sweetsforu.co.uk/images/cable-mallows.jpg

^ :idiot: ;)

Oh my God... I love those! Can I have some KS? Pleeeeeease :D:cheese:

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Aziri
Oh my God... I love those! Can I have some KS? Pleeeeeease :D:cheese:
Sure thing. If you come over here I'll share some out with you. ;) :cheese:

Hehe.

[Endra]

Okay! *gets a paddleboat* I'll be there by morning!

[Whitewolf]

mmmmmmm marshmallows
we need a fire :bleen:

[IchLiebeNALA]

http://www.for.gov.bc.ca/ftp/His/external/!publish/Radio/Photos/Regions/SIRKamloops/2003%20fire%20photos/fire%20tree4.jpg

good enough?