The Official Lea Pride of Randomness

[King Simba]

Intense...:gasp:
Something similar to the fire I saw the other day. :idiot:

EDIT: And Aziri, hurry here before they're all eaten. :lol: ;)

[IchLiebeNALA]

too late

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

I still have half a packet of Golden Wonder Smokey Bacon crisps left if anyone wants to share...

Thought not.

:idiot:

These really don't taste much like bacon...oh well...
:p :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

i hate it when that happens.

they never taste like they should do they?

[Whitewolf]

i was thinking about something like this atleast we can control the flame

http://www.45thdivision.org/Pictures/Photo_Gallery/reenacting_photos/flamethrower.jpg
:D =D :gasp:

[King Simba]

I seem to be able to feel the heat from here. :gasp:

[Whitewolf]

hus KS I am just testing my new toy now becareful now i don't wnat to burn your mane away :cheese:

[la_reina]

*takes cover*

[Sombolia]

My room temperature increased by 10 degrees when I saw that pic XD

[IchLiebeNALA]

http://www.bossierfire.com/pics/Patricia_Plaza_2002/JOAN%20FIRE%20EXTINGUISHER.jpg

owned

[Whitewolf]

*points the flamethrower at
IchLiebeNALA* i smell someone is going get roasted :evilgrin:

[IchLiebeNALA]

*burns to a frazzle*

ah crap, not this again

[Endra]

Roasty Toasty Sidekick! Roasty Toasty Sidekick!

[King Simba]

:lol:

Roasty Toasty Dan. Let's all have him for lunch. :evilgrin:

[IchLiebeNALA]

YAY! I call an arm!

[Whitewolf]

*takes a bite out of Dan Belly* mmmmm tasty :D Dig in everyone :gasp: remeber to get your Lion share :cheese:

[unregistered user]

roasty toasty.. hmm...
chicken - homer simpsons

[moonibear]

:confused: :thinks: :hmm:

[IchLiebeNALA]

KFC! OMFG!

WHO WANTS POPCORN CHICKEN?

[unregistered user]

Nuclear Missile Aim: Dan(ILN) house...
In 3 2 1....

[IchLiebeNALA]

Zeeky Boogy Doog!

*BOOM*

[moonibear]

*hides behind brick wall*

[Endra]

Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
Zeeky Boogy Doog!

*BOOM*

I shouldn't have ever shown Dan that cartoon :p

Anyway *takes a leg and starts to eat*

[Whitewolf]

Originally posted by Aziri
I shouldn't have ever shown Dan that cartoon :p

Anyway *takes a leg and starts to eat*

I want see that cartoon

*takes the back and starts to eat* mmmmmm tasty:evilgrin:

[Mizani]

mmmmm maggot infested lamb....

[Sombolia]

...........

I have a roboclaw. :D

[Alli]

Well i have danishes for hair...

[Sombolia]

And they're getting moldy, dear.



Hmm... Dan tastes bad, I'm eating In 'N' Out instead. =P

[Alli]

OMG! I LOVE In N Out! We don't have any in montana but when we were in california we stayed almost right next to one!

[Sombolia]

One of the perks of living in Cali... *drool*

[Whitewolf]

lol Lucky bumps we don't have that in Canada but we do have teh KEG

hmmmmmmm IF we all eat Dan then can we say he is going to be or is part of US....=D :gasp:

[Mizani]

Dan.....in your belly......
......
right.....

[IchLiebeNALA]

And he is not, one of us....
he has never been one of us....

*passes around mint sauce*

He is not, one of us...
Not our kind...

*well i'm not suprised, he's all burned. And who eats burned food?*

[King Simba]

Hmm, mint sauce. :cheese: Lamb and mint sauce. ;)

[Mizani]

mmmmmm lamb....

[IchLiebeNALA]

hehe...

So when does a sheep become a lamb again?

when it's on your plate.

[Mizani]

Na, a sheep becomes a lamb again after they give it some weird chemical that was tested on canadian sloths and the chemical's made the sheep younger cause people in Canada are to poor to invest in a breeding programe.

[la_reina]

Sorry guys but I have to change the subject:p
I just finished reading one of the best and saddest books ever written :(:emo: Whoever here enjoys reading should go the library and rent ''Necessary Roughness'' by Marie G. Lee

[Mizani]

Sounds like an interesting book.
I'll have to find it at one of my book stores.
We should have a thread about book talk.:thinks:

[la_reina]

Yes, we should :D

[King Simba]

I don't usually read books but sounds like a good idea. ;) Reading really isn't my thing though.

[la_reina]

Well you should read that book anyway, it's great, you just might like it :D

[Mizani]

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!!
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phooonnne!!

I got this feeling.
Thats so apealing.
For us to get together and sing,
SING!!

[unregistered user]

Jungle boogie.. Jungle boogie *bite Mizani*
Get down with da boogie:p
im da boogieman

[lion_roog]

*Sings*...You're a shining Staaaarr....no matter who you aarrreee....shining out to seeeee...what you could truely beeeeee...truely beee....Shining star something something...what your life can truely be...blah blah blah blah blahblah blaahh...I forgot the rest of the words.....*/sing*.....:D

[Mizani]

Hey people, get your own song cue!:p

[Whitewolf]

plz don't quite your day job and start a singer career cause i got a bad feeling for both Mazi and Gunter...

*stuff a Apple at Mazi mouth and Gunter* now stop singing:D

[Sombolia]

*sings* ...my angel's on the centerfold.. :D

[/stupidity]

[unregistered user]

hey feel the funk y'all:p

[Mizani]

Yea, get in the groove:irule:
And since apples have a better chance of keeping me awake then coffee (its a true fact) Guntur and me are going to be singing all night.
So thanks for the apple Whitewolf:vitsm:

[unregistered user]

haha Mizani
me see nala and kiara stuck in one body:lol:

*look at signature*:lol:

[Mizani]

Ha, ha Guntur:uhno:

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Guntur
haha Mizani
me see nala and kiara stuck in one body:lol:

*look at signature*:lol:
Looks as though Nala's neck his joined onto Kiara's body. :bleen:

[Mizani]

Curse you KS, you joined the dark side of the RaNdOm:grrr: :p

[la_reina]

Originally posted by lion_roog
*Sings*...You're a shining Staaaarr....no matter who you aarrreee....shining out to seeeee...what you could truely beeeeee...truely beee....Shining star something something...what your life can truely be...blah blah blah blah blahblah blaahh...I forgot the rest of the words.....*/sing*.....:D

:lol::lol:
*wipes tear*
Wow...that was pathetic, Roog :p

[moonibear]

Originally posted by Guntur
haha Mizani
me see nala and kiara stuck in one body:lol:

*look at signature*:lol:

:lol: I thought I was the only one who saw that!

[IchLiebeNALA]

well, i made the sig and i never noticed it as an odd thing.

i just thought is made the sig fit together more

EDIT: No pun intended

[unregistered user]

Live8Live
muahahahahahhaa..

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Guntur
Live8Live
muahahahahahhaa..
Just saw the link. :bleen: :idiot:

[la_reina]

Originally posted by Guntur
haha Mizani
me see nala and kiara stuck in one body:lol:

*look at signature*:lol:

:lol:
I see it too:p

[lion_roog]

:haha:..I noticed that about that sig, too...:D

:haha:...Reina....You know you love my singing.......Thank You!!!...*takes a bow*....:diva:

[King Simba]

I've never heard your singing. :nukawha: :cringe:

:lol: :bleen:

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by King Simba
I've never heard your singing. :nukawha: :cringe:

:lol: :bleen:

:haha:...Consider yourself Lucky...:p

[moonibear]

I don't sing, I just play air guitar and headbang. Ask reina, she knows. :cheese:

[Lucy Lioness]

Hehe! I have heard Roog's singing! Scariest moment of my life! :D

[King Simba]

I sing a lot on YIM. :bleen:


Originally posted by lion_roog
:haha:...Consider yourself Lucky...:p
Is it really THAT bad? :p :bleen:

[lion_roog]

:haha:...Well, it ain't nothing purdy...:D

Like Lucy said...it's Scarrryyy!!!..:p

Hmm...Maybe I should get some lessons from my Mom...she used to be a professional musician....:cheese:

[Dyani]

RANDOM TANGENT!!!

sorry..........had to say something random there...........looolness for randomness

"Go Greased Lightening......"

[moonibear]

Originally posted by lion_roog
:haha:...Well, it ain't nothing purdy...:D

Like Lucy said...it's Scarrryyy!!!..:p

Hmm...Maybe I should get some lessons from my Mom...she used to be a professional musician....:cheese:

well, you obviously didn't take after her...

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by moonibear
well, you obviously didn't take after her...

:haha:..Well, I cannot sing...but I can play a mean sax...well, I used to...I haven't played in several years...:D

[Mizani]

Listen people, if ya want to talk about musical instruments and singing why not create a thread for it cause this is for randomness not music and music is not random unless you become a one man band that travels around on your elbows, but thats about it:thinks:

And don't think me as a music hater cause I've been learning two instruments for atleast three years now.

[Sombolia]

You know what else would make this even more random? FREDDY THE PARTY FLAMINGO, BABY! :cool:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5593155630

[Mizani]

Whoa! that is one awsome Flamingo:cool:

[la_reina]

Go Freddy!! :lol:

[Whitewolf]

Freddy hmm

let all watch Freddy vs Jason :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

YAY!

I'LL BRING THE POPCORN!

[Lion King Stu]

FREDDY GET AWAY FROM MY KEG :die:

[IchLiebeNALA]

dont worry stu, i dont think he'll be coming anywhere near your keg...

[Whitewolf]

lol that a cheap KEg i don't think anyone will want it :cheese:

[Lion King Stu]

ok i let is slide this time :lol:
But Freddy becomes flame grilled if he touches mine :p

[IchLiebeNALA]

*protects LKS's Keg with my life*

don't worry stu, i've got it covered ;)

[Whitewolf]

*takes out a 1927 Thompson SMG and shoot up LKS Keg*

Free beerr :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i shall now die

*dies*

[Whitewolf]

Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i shall now die

*dies*



*POkes IchLiebeNALA corpes with the SMG barrel*

Looks like hunting season started early this year =D

[Lucy Lioness]

Guys and their guns. :rolleyes: Oh the craziness. :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

I'M NOT DEAD!

[Whitewolf]

*pokes IchLiebeNALA*

ooooo a talking fur coat :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

I SAID I'M NOT DEAD!

[Whitewolf]

*jabs IchliebeNala stomach*

Ok we know geee :grrr:

[IchLiebeNALA]

ok then

will you stop with the poking then

please? :p

[Lion King Stu]

Originally posted by Whitewolf
*takes out a 1927 Thompson SMG and shoot up LKS Keg*

Free beerr :D
nooooo :eek: my keg....murderer :die: *pounces*

[Whitewolf]

Originally posted by Lion King Stu
nooooo :eek: my keg....murderer :die: *pounces*

*Points the SMG at LKS*


......now now don't make me pull the trigger :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

JUST DON'T SNEEZE!

[Lion King Stu]

you wouldn't kill me *stands there heroicly* :p
*puts on body armor*

[Lucy Lioness]

Go Stu! Protect your beer! :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

i shall protact stu's beer too

i will take a bullet for you stu.

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Lucy Lioness
Go Stu! Protect your beer! :D
<cheers>LKS. LKS.</cheers> :bleen:

[Whitewolf]

no fair you ganging up again

[Lion King Stu]

pick on LKS and pick on his friends :lol: :p

[Whitewolf]

*goes and comes back with a M4 Sherman*

*Opens to hatch and points the Main gun at LKS Keg*


Now we are even :p

[Lion King Stu]

*has already drunken contents*
Fire away :p
*drunkenly swaggers off*

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Lion King Stu
pick on LKS and pick on his friends :lol: :p
I think I'm on LKS's side here. Sorry, wolfy. :bleen: :idiot: :lol:

[IchLiebeNALA]

i dont know who to side with here...

[King Simba]

Reason for going on LKS's side = I've known and spoke to him more. Don't worry though, wolfy. :lol: ;)

[IchLiebeNALA]

i have known Stu for longer, but i'd feel sorry for Wolfy.

i'll sit this one out and eat popcorn

[Whitewolf]

booooooooooooooooooo :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

ah shat up!

*eats popcorn*

:p

[Lion King Stu]

feel srry for wolf...he was gonna blow me keg up with a damn tank :lol:
Luckily I was one move ahead and drank the contents and staggerd off :p

[Lucy Lioness]

Well this isn't pointless.

[IchLiebeNALA]

you want some popcorn lucy?

*offers popcorn*

[Mizani]

Originally posted by Lucy Lioness
Well this isn't pointless.
What do you expect, its a randomness thread!!!!:evilgrin:
I'm sure you'll learn.
Here, my one legged Bulgarian Hampster will show you the way!

[la_reina]

Offtopic (but then again, I can't actually BE offtopic here because this is a RANDOMNESS thread, so anyway, yeah--) : Just wanted to say, love your sig, Lucy :D:lol:

[Mizani]

Actually this thread does have a topic!


RaNdOmNeSs!!!

Now if you want to dig up Utora's thread without a topic, thats a different matter;)

[Lucy Lioness]

Mmm obviously I am too serious. :browlift:

Errr...weirdness Miz, and it's hamster. :D Sorry.

Thanks Reina - Dan the Spam made it for me AKA The Superspam. :D

[Mizani]

Hey, hey, hey, don't insult the hampster!:p

[IchLiebeNALA]

MWHAHAHA!

I AM TEH SUPERSPAM!

[Lucy Lioness]

So what's a hampster then? Different from a hamster? :D

[Mizani]

ggrrr, I hate spam!!

*sets one legged Bulgarian hampster on Dan*

Go, little hampster!!! Eat all his spam!!

[IchLiebeNALA]

NO! YOU SHALL NEVER GET THE SPAM!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*runs up a building*

HAHAHAHAHA. YOU SHALL NEVER GET ME!

*eats prawn crackers*

[Mizani]

*hampster parachutes out of helicopter and lands on Dans head and eats all his prawn crackers*

[IchLiebeNALA]

HAHA! THAT WONT STOP ME!

*picks up hampster by it's one leg and drops it off the building*

[Mizani]

*hampster uses its amazing powers to float back up to the top of the building*

[Lion King Stu]

*glances about* oooooo...kkkkkk *picks up keg and slowly backs away*

Leave you, Hampster and Spam man to do your random'ness :p

Ok other lions, lionesses and assorted animals follow me for the icecream :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

YAY! ICE-CREAM!!!!

*foolows stu for ice cream and fals over a body*

AHHHHHHHHH! A BODY! THERE'S A BODY!

*points to Miz*

IT WAS HER! IT WAS HER! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME!

[Mizani]

YAY!
I like ice-cream:D
But so does my hampster.:jejeje:

[Lion King Stu]

no you gotta stay with Spam man..
see ready the Dan the Spam rule book
chapter 2, paragraph 12 line 3 :p

You must stay with Spam and Hamp :p

[IchLiebeNALA]

oh crapflaps! how could i forget the rule book!

*slaps self*

[Mizani]

*hampster raids Dans cupboards and eats all spam*

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Woo it's 2am and I'm awake! =D

Just thought everyone needed to know that...

I'm hungry....anyone fancy goin to the local kebab house and grabbing a burger?

Thought not...

:( :p

[moonibear]

ooh, me love kebobs! come down to atlanta and come to 5th runway with me, they serve excellent kebobs!

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Sounds great, I'll grab the next plane to Atlanta! :lol:

I'm gonna have to make something to eat now...it'll prolly end up being a Pot Noodle but oh well....Jamie Oliver I am not...

There's still time though!
:p :D

[moonibear]

okeys, I'll be waitin' for ya!

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

=D Oh dear...it seems the flights are fully booked for tonight....plus I can't find my passport...

Well leave a space for me at the kebab house and I'll join you when I can! I'll try and make sure it's not too long before I can get there...the air traffic these days is awful though...

:D :p

[moonibear]

:( okay...stupid air traffic

[Whitewolf]

...lol Air traffic :cheese:

[Sombolia]

I'm gonna draw a picture of Dan THE SUPERSPAM and his fangirls. :p

So who's a Dan fan, ladies? :p

[Mizani]

I'm drawing his lion fursona. Its fun cause I get to make some of it up:D

[la_reina]

Originally posted by Sombolia
I'm gonna draw a picture of Dan THE SUPERSPAM and his fangirls. :p

So who's a Dan fan, ladies? :p

Oh! Me, me! I love Neo!...what? You said Dan the Spam?....oh...nvm then :eww: jk:p

[Lucy Lioness]

*Screams* Dan! Dan! :p Superspam!

Haha. I was messing around on paint when I was bored and I made this:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/lucylioness/EatSpam.bmp
Lol, random.

[la_reina]

:lol: I like it, Lucy, it's cute :D

[Sombolia]

@Lucy: :lol: Cool pic :p

[Mizani]

:lol:
Lovely pic Lucy:D
Maybe I'll draw a spam pic for Dan:thinks:

[moonibear]

aw, cute pic :p

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Hehe I can see the resemblance!
:p

I think we need pictures of our meat in tuxedos though...
:thinks: :D

[Alli]

*eats pudding* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Whitewolf]

no fail i want pudding too

[Mizani]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
Hehe I can see the resemblance!
:p

I think we need pictures of our meat in tuxedos though...
:thinks: :D
Here ya go!
http://artpad.art.com/?ijnpqbh2hao

[Lucy Lioness]

Miz, that is so freaky!! :D Hehe.

[Mizani]

I think it looks more like a sponge in a tux, but oh well. Maybe next time, the beef may look better:lol:

[Lucy Lioness]

Originally posted by Mizani
I think it looks more like a sponge in a tux, but oh well. Maybe next time, the beef may look better:lol:

It kinda does actually. :eww: Draw a pork chop in a tux!!

[Mizani]

Here ya go Lucy!:D
http://artpad.art.com/?ijo09wm08dc

[Lucy Lioness]

Oh the awesomeness! And it actually looks kinda like a pork chop. :D Now for ze chicken. :evilgrin:

[Mizani]

http://artpad.art.com/?ijo17o1ctvc0 :S
Okay, now I'll have to draw the creepy cucumber in the dress:uhno:

[NalaX]

sein as my welcome thread got closed due to the randomness competition that got started, i thought i would make a special thread especially for it, anyone can feel free to join in :D

[ChildOfThePride]

mon bologne a un premiere nom
c'est o-s-c-a-r,
mon bologne a un deuxieme nom
c'est m-a-y-e-r....

[NalaX]

omg COTP thats a good start? what it mean?

cheesy chips and smelly socks :D

[Sombolia]

http://leahalalela.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4808&highlight=pride+of+randomness

[unregistered user]

Thank you Somby, I was just about to do that myself.

[Sombolia]

Originally posted by Ravoc
Thank you Somby, I was just about to do that myself.

:ayecapn:

[Endra]

Somby would make a decent moderator ;)

Shall I close this thread?

[unregistered user]

I think it can be deleted or merged with the other one Aziri.

[Endra]

Merge time! I haven't merged a thread in a while!

[ChildOfThePride]

Hehe, it's the french version of the Oscar Mayer song. :D

[Sombolia]

Originally posted by Aziri
Somby would make a decent moderator ;)


Heh, thanks. ^^;

i can say "cabbage head" in french xD but that's pretty much it. :wicked:

[unregistered user]

I could prank some of my worst enemies in my basement for hours.

Actually, no, someone lives in my basement.
So I runnin' thro the field right? And, this light in the sky, I was likehttp://photobucket.com/albums/v682/marisasavatarshoppe/Aladdin/th_ava_dumbpeople.gif
So, I screamed, it was dark, and running! I was running! And then I figured out what it was.
[Now you post "What was it?"]
It was a plane.

[unregistered user]

hmm moderator... i think it's time to search a 'terimator' get it :lol::p

[la_reina]

Oh Lord....and I thought I told the worst puns :rolleyes: :lol:

[Sombolia]

Originally posted by Utora
I could prank some of my worst enemies in my basement for hours.

Actually, no, someone lives in my basement.
So I runnin' thro the field right? And, this light in the sky, I was likehttp://photobucket.com/albums/v682/marisasavatarshoppe/Aladdin/th_ava_dumbpeople.gif
So, I screamed, it was dark, and running! I was running! And then I figured out what it was.
[Now you post "What was it?"]
It was a plane.

Lather, rinse, repeat. Got it.

[unregistered user]

I have the coolest sig ever! </spam> =P

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by la_reina
Oh Lord....and I thought I told the worst puns :rolleyes: :lol:
god still love me :ayecapn: :bleen:

[unregistered user]

Then GET HIT BY A TRAIN
Cuz everyone is crazy about the trains. Why, even my old Papi Genie ran out in front of a train and
WHOOOOOSH
I ended up in an elvator and then I saw Leopold and said,
"HEY HEY HEY HEY! I know who invented the elevator!!!"
And he starred me down and I gave my dog a bvath and it was nasty! And she smelled like Kiwi.
I was in Hawaii once, cuz I had this MEAN old masta, and he wanted Hawaii all to himself.
Till' he was raided by pirates....but I set that all up for em'....I have free will right?
DON BE MESSIN' WITH MY FREE WILL!!!
I never ever never ever saw Free Willy? Doesn't some like large fish hop on stage and go,
"EEEIEYEYE! [flip flop] EYEEEYEE BARK BARK ARF ARF!!!"
Then I run in and POP IT IN IT'S HEAD!
Oh, I just finished watching MIB!!!!
Yes, I do know Elvis did die my friend, you callin' me stupid? You tellin' ME! The superfableeblasticostupendioushorenduosspectacular GENIE that I don' know what I'm talkin' about!?
Cuz i know, that I don't know, but that's only for me to know, cuz when I know, I know I don't know that I know that!!!!

[coughs and floats off] That man's gone now.










































ZIP-IT!

[Daniel]

*wanders up to utora*

hey there, wazzup :D

[unregistered user]

Besides the cieling of my lamp? Nothing much. I'm a tad hungry.

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Utora
Besides the cieling of my lamp? Nothing much. I'm a tad hungry.
I'm not hungry, I'm tired instead. *yawns* I'll be off to bed soon. :zzz:

[unregistered user]

Tsk tsk sleep is for the......zzzzZZZZzzzZZZzzzzZZZzzzz :zzz:

[unregistered user]

[does the happy dance and turns up radio] Ooo ee oo ah ah ting tang wadda wadda bing bang


Ooo ee oo ah ah ting tang wadda wadda bing bang


[does MC Hammer shift on top of lamp]

Somebody rub the lamp, oh I'm on firuh, somebody rub the lamp!
That's...enough.:ayecapn: =D

[grabs FtP-Dan-Boos-Shenzi-Nalinda-Guntur-Somby]

DANCE!

Ooo ee oo ah ah ting tang wadda wadda bing bang

Ooo ee oo ah ah ting tang wadda wadda bing bang!

Sorry, my music teacher ahd us singing that last night and I couldn't resist heh ^^

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Guntur
hmm moderator... i think it's time to search a 'terimator' get it :lol::p
wait here's another one :p
how bout.. 'predator' :lol: lol im famous for bad jokes:p

[unregistered user]

[jumps on bed] Don't you dare try to stop me. Don't you dare try to stop me, I tell you don't you try to stop me try to stop me.
You'd better get up, off yer arse, and get over here! Try to stop me, I'm commiting, SUICIDE!

[Daniel]

*dresses up as predator*

:D

[la_reina]

Originally posted by Guntur
wait here's another one :p
how bout.. 'predator' :lol: lol im famous for bad jokes:p

OMG someone stop him :lol: :p:bleen:

[Monai]

Originally posted by ChildOfThePride
mon bologne a un premiere nom
c'est o-s-c-a-r,
mon bologne a un deuxieme nom
c'est m-a-y-e-r....

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/misc/Bologne.jpg

:p

[lion_roog]

My bologna has a second name....it's B-O-L-O-Mm-mmm---mmmmmm


:D

[Daniel]

what the bloody hell is going on?

[moonibear]

Randomness...:lol: what else??

[Daniel]

Bologne?

[moonibear]

exactly.

[Daniel]

well, i'm lost in a conversation.

for the first time in my life :D

[moonibear]

:lol: If you could call it that!

[Daniel]

well, i suppose.

it isnt really a conversation.

it's just a mass heckle of members, who do...

erm....

stoof :D

[unregistered user]

What is Mess Heckle for 200$

I am sir Henry the 8th I am I am I am I AM!

WHEELS WHEELS WHEELS, IN A GLASS ROOM FOPR ALL THE IDEALS!!

I stuck his hand, in a widow, of a car.

[Daniel]

The wheels on the bus go round and round....

[unregistered user]

Colonel Nathan R. Jessup......and Lt. Dan...I want the wheels of that bus REMOVED NOW!

[Daniel]

*removes wheels*

now what?

[la_reina]

:confused::eek::eww::lol::p

[unregistered user]

Grab all the citizens inside, and um.....[thinks] Hold them hostage!

[Daniel]

*gets MP5 out*

"RIGHT EVERYONE! THIS BUS WILL BLOW UP IF IT DROPS BELOW 50 MPH"

"but we have no wheels"

"crapflaps"

*bus blows up, and is thrown out of bus and flies through a skyscraper*

[unregistered user]

[watches grandieur show and slaps Dan over the head with a Springfield 03'] Are you eating the corn from the can you nut? I said take them hostages, not go thro the empire State Building. Good as any tho. Hey, lets take this to ATGF....but I need the link!

[Daniel]

new forum utora, so you'll need to sign up again:

http://www.freeyabb.com/myboard/index.php?mforum=anythinggoesfor

the role play can be found here (http://www.freeyabb.com/myboard/index.php?mforum=anythinggoesfor&showtopic=21)

[unregistered user]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/zack2k/39652795_l.gif
I walk alone i walk alone :lol::p

http://www.room106.co.uk/gale/b3ta/res/platform2.gif
Room.. it's da room i tell yah.. its da room...
:die: :eek:

[unregistered user]

ahh ahh ahha ahhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

STAYIN' ALIVE!!!!

In an RV down the highway, left it on autopilot, went sailin' er' the sky!!!!

CREEK!!

CAR!!!

PEDISTREAN!!!

[swamps RV in nursing home]

[Lucy Lioness]

Old lady: Is that an RV? :confused: Eeeeeeek! :eek:

[Daniel]

*is still dressed up a a predator*

*lands on top of RV and cuts roof in 2*

oops, sorry, wrong car

*gets out of back*

*walks down the street and kills a drug dealer with harpoon type weapon thing that the predator carries*

[unregistered user]

[hears lady screaming and crawls outta RV...sees a machine nearby] SODA!!!!

[runs up and grabs wallet..then stops in front opf machine....with the steaming RV behind..]

A candy machine? [reads machine]

LIFT CLOTH AND REVEAL THE AMAZING CANDY MACHINE! INSERT $0.50 AND PLAY UNTIL YOU WIN!

[thinks.......]Okay.
[pulls back cloth]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





















[A cloud of black looms inside the machine, as a million flies loom about above they're feast.]
What the mother nun is in there!?
[Kicking the machine angrily and disguted like...Robin reveals the truth]
A 10 YEAR OLD PORTER HOUSE!?

........
THAT must be worth like...A MILLION DOLLARS!

[inserts money and begins to play, listening to the retarded happy music, as the claw swings through the black cloud of flies.]

I think I've got it!

[mashing the button, the claw open and dives, then grasps something that Robin can't see. It retracts, and swings over to the winners tray.]

Well, they say, play till' you win...I must of got something!

[foolishly, Robin insert his hand into the flap, releasing not only the smell of death...but...THE FLIES!!]

OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!! IT'S A LORD OF THE FLIES AMBUSH!!!! SAFE ME ELDERLY!!!

[Robin screams as he runs from the assault of the black wavering mass]

[Daniel]

*predator walks up to utora*

i dont talk much

[unregistered user]

[waves flies away and scratches nose] Ya. I know. Pity eh?



COCNUTS!

[Daniel]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts... :D

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Sombolia
So who's a Dan fan, ladies? :p

i have no fans :(

[Lucy Lioness]

Excuuuuse me? I'm your number one fan. :D

[Daniel]

oh yeah!

*slaps self*

anyone else?

[Lucy Lioness]

Merra's Sierria and Nalinda are too I think. Official fans.

What do you want me to do? Jeez. Lol. :D *Swoons over Dan*

[Daniel]

i thought i had more than that

:tears:

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Daniel
oh yeah!

*slaps self*

anyone else?
I like you so I guess I'm a fan? ;) :cheese:

[Daniel]

Originally posted by King Simba
I like you so I guess I'm a fan? ;) :cheese:

YAY! i have another fan!

[la_reina]

I'm a fan of Dan! ....tho I'm not sure what for :p

[Daniel]

Originally posted by la_reina
I'm a fan of Dan! ....tho I'm not sure what for :p

now now reina, i know you dont mean that.

well i hope you dont :D

[la_reina]

No, I mean, I why am I your fan? What do you do that makes me your fan? :p I didn't mean it the other way :p

[Daniel]

Originally posted by la_reina
No, I mean, I why am I your fan? What do you do that makes me your fan?

be cool?

i think :D

[la_reina]

Well whatever it is, I'm a fan :D

[Dyani]

me me!!! "waves paw in the air" I'm Dan's fan too!!


(look out for my camel called duke....and MIND THE TORTOISE!)

[Sombolia]

I'M A FAN! *HOLDS UP CREEPY STALKER BADGE*





..yes, the capitals are nessicary.

[Daniel]

well, this is looking up :D

anyone else :D

[unregistered user]

I'M A DAN FAN

[Daniel]

I HAVE 8 FANS! YAY!

[Lucy Lioness]

Originally posted by Daniel
I HAVE 8 FANS! YAY!

L O S E R ! :D Hehe. Only kidding spam! :bleen:

[Daniel]

Originally posted by Lucy Lioness
L O S E R ! :D Hehe. Only kidding spam! :bleen:

BLEH! i know lucy :D

:hugs:

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Daniel
I HAVE 8 FANS! YAY!
I think you'll have a lot more fans than that buddy. ;) :bleen:

[Daniel]

Originally posted by King Simba
I think you'll have a lot more fans than that buddy. ;) :bleen:

awww, thanks KS. :hugs:

they obviously havnt showed themselves yet :D

[unregistered user]

im no one..:p
im danny the spam fan not dan:p

[unregistered user]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!!! I don' know cat goes thro window, eyes go cross, falls down a well, eyes go back ta normal...you go figure.

[unregistered user]

NO!!!DON'T YALL DARE LET THIS FLOAT DOWNSTREAM!!! :grrr:

[happily blows dust off of thread and sets back up on display]

Awww, look-eet :secret: It's back in buisness!:fini:

..........[thinking]........

:Perks: So where ever never ever did the Genie's Wish List go? :growl:
:roars: YALL TELLIN' ME THAT FLOATED AWAY AND WASHED FOREVER AND EVER AWAY!!!!:Ohno:
Okay, fine! It's back up then!!

[unregistered user]

GENIE'S OFFICIAL WISHLIST: OPEN!
Soooo......anywho have anything that they wanna wish on..and so help you the Father Genie YALL DON' ASK FER MORE a miilion WISHES!:grrr:
:lol:
Genie's Fine, Genie's Cool...just WISH IT NOW! Or forever hold yalls peace :) :lol:

[unregistered user]

So is this thread officialy terminated due to the new no spamming rule? :confused:

[unregistered user]

Yes..
This thread Must deleted... IMO.. just ask the mod eyy??

[unregistered user]

Riiiight. Okay. So, I won't be on Lea fer a good ol' time. It's like, this is how I am, I love to be random, thats why I love lea, ya take away the random, bye bye me. The End. Yes, I know, no one cares. Goodbye. :ayecapn:

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Utora
Riiiight. Okay. So, I won't be on Lea fer a good ol' time. It's like, this is how I am, I love to be random, thats why I love lea, ya take away the random, bye bye me. The End. Yes, I know, no one cares. Goodbye. :ayecapn:

Aww, Utora =/ There's nothing etched in stone that you're not to be random. Do not go...

:hugs:

[unregistered user]

I'm sorry Sonqits...I was just...just angry because I woke up to this...and then some. Family issues more of, and I was just rash in my post. I just don't understand sometimes....but I guess a hyena like me would never understand lmao :ayecapn:
But on a serious note.....I really need to know.
Was i being an out of control spammer?

[Whitewolf]

You are always an Out of control SPam Utora :D

[la_reina]

I thought I was the only one that thought so...:p

[unregistered user]

In the basement, I'm quite as a mouse. I am watching star trek at my parents house. Warp 7 all night till' it's late, I'm eatin' cheese fries and I'm tweeenty eight.

Captain Kirk and the Crew have got my attention Dr. Karter's a man I don't have to mention.
Got Klingons running around at the top of my head; got Mister Spocks sheets on my Enterprise bed.

Voyager stinks, but whatcha gunna do can't miss their cousin, Star Trek Two.

I'd like to get a life, but can't you see, I just can't miss episode three.

Spock and Scotty, and Bones ain't so bad, always thought that Checkov, looked like my Dad.

You are as cool, but give him his due. No one sword fights like mister Sulu.

I saw Star Trek Two and the Wrath of Khan I though Spock had died, but I was wrong.

Rikker grew a beard after sveral years, Dr. Crusher did too but they hid it with beers.

Now Deep Space Nine, is a distant Cousin, and everyone knows, that it's buggin.

Voyagers lame, but I watch it just the same I'm a star trek geek and I'll never ever change! [coughs] Not really but to add to todays weather report:

Todays forecast expects gales from the north, with a pissy weather fonrt. Tomorrow, more crappy weather with a pissy weather front. Over all, it's colder than a snakes arse in a wagon rut.

Don't bother me right now I'm on the balcony BACK OFF!

[Daniel]

oh, dont be suicidal

*grabs utora away from the balcony*

look, fish!

*waves a fish in front of her face*

[unregistered user]

[steals fish and buries them in a dirt mound in austria] How could you un-earth Randy like that!? You are so, look more fish!!


[eats popcorn] This stuff tastes like Uncle Niccos Frozen Hairring Bars.



Sardiene Sicles.

The natural enviroment of the plant consists of a factory to make oil, gardens, greenhouses, animals, people, prehistoric times. A SHRUBBERY!

So i finaly found out that the ice cream man WAS stashing body parts in his van.

Dan, what happened to that MickieD's in Vietnam? And that Taco Bell?

[Daniel]

*shrugs*

i think they got converted into apartments

[unregistered user]

What!?:confused: :grrr: Allright let's go!


[drags Lt. Dan to Vietnam] Okay, now I'm expecting to find A Grand Suite like, Motel 8? Or maybe some cardboard boxes, see anything of the like?

[Daniel]

i see a bomb, a lighter, a body, an AK47 and a packet of Soothers.

my interpretation?
The man got fed up of life in general, shot himself, but decided bleeding to death wasnt a nice way to die, so he used the lighter to cauterise the wound, but it only made it worse.
Since the bleeding wouldnt stop, sand he didnt like the idea of bleeding to death, he decided he would choke on a soother.

Then, before he died, he planted a bomb to cover his tracks.

If you see the logic in that, i'll give you a cookie :p

[unregistered user]

Well, I guess that makes sense. [eats packet of soothers] I'd agree, but how do I know yea didn't piesun the cookies?

[takes the AK47] Dan, why don't you dance around with them cookies, and be my moving target. We can practice :cheese:

Though I should porbably take my contacts out. Can't see much eh but no worry. HEY DAN look!

It's...[grabs the baggy] a crack house bag! Do you think WWIII could begin yet? I mean we'd better find the source before the tiwanese, er americans get here.