Would you go out with teh Phantom?

[unregistered user]

I've been wanting to ask this for a loooong time, and now I think I will. Would you girls here at Lea go out on a date with me?:rawr:

[Xinithian]

I would.

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Xinithian
I would.


Umm, *sigh* uh ok, this is kinda awkward, uh, I don't want to start any fights, so, unless your jokeing, I was specificly speaking to girls, now I know there are homosexuals and bisexuals here at Lea, so I don't want to offened anybody, but, being a heterosexual I find this a little disturbing.

[Xinithian]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
Umm, *sigh* uh ok, this is kinda awkward, uh, I don't want to start any fights, so, unless your jokeing, I was specificly speaking to girls, now I know there are homosexuals and bisexuals here at Lea, so I don't want to offened anybody, but, being a heterosexual I find this a little disturbing. I was just joking. :evilgrin:

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Xinithian
I was just joking. :evilgrin:

Oh, well since this is a message borad, I'd advise that you use smilies to indicate when your jokeing, because you sounded pretty serious.

[Sombolia]

I would. :rawr: :p

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Sombolia
I would. :rawr: :p

OH YEAH!:cool: :rawr: :lol:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Hey folks and welcome back to the Lea Halalela dating service...it was out of action for a while but now it's back and better than ever!
:rawr:
We have a large selections of lions and lionesses to tickle those tastebuds so why not give us a try!

Simply send your details plus $50 to me and you will have the date of your dreams in no time! Don't delay, call today.
;):D

[Prince Simba]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
Hey folks and welcome back to the Lea Halalela dating service...it was out of action for a while but now it's back and better than ever!
:rawr:
We have a large selections of lions and lionesses to tickle those tastebuds so why not give us a try!

Simply send your details plus $50 to me and you will have the date of your dreams in no time! Don't delay, call today.
;):D

*calls in*

I'm putting on a lawsuit so i can sue you! :lol:

</random>


Hmm... a dating service. $50 is too much. I wouldn't pay that much based on luck. ;)

*pounces self* :die:



</completely_random_post>

[LunarCat]

I would! :rawr: ;)

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Originally posted by Prince Simba
Hmm... a dating service. $50 is too much. I wouldn't pay that much based on luck. ;)


Luck?! :gasp:

Our dating service is completely guaranteed!

You WILL fall in love at first sight with any one of our cats, after all..nobody could resist them!

:rawr:
See from this promotional photograph of one of our members they are at a very high standard...$50 is a very small price to pay for a lifetime of happiness, think of it as an investment in your love life!

[Xinithian]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
Luck?! :gasp:

Our dating service is completely guaranteed!

You WILL fall in love at first sight with any one of our cats, after all..nobody could resist them!

:rawr:
See from this promotional photograph of one of our members they are at a very high standard...$50 is a very small price to pay for a lifetime of happiness, think of it as an investment in your love life! "Send me 1$, and you will recieve eternal happiness."

[Lion King Stu]

omg i so would *pounces* lol only joking dude since i'm a guy and all :p
Yeah actually would any lionesses dig the Twilight :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/stuartj/relaxing.jpg

[Sombolia]

Lol, nice pic LKS.. you look so.. I dunno :p

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Hey LKS...this ain't a free service ya know! :p

$50 please...:D

[Lion King Stu]

*pays 50 dollers*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/stuartj/sextacular.bmp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/stuartj/sextacular2.bmp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/stuartj/Pic0018.bmp
they are sorta better pictures :lol:

[LunarCat]

lol :lol:

i would LKS! :rawr: ;)

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

"The cheque's in the post" n'all that...oy...

I knew I should have taken out a copyright on the Lea Dating Service...
:lol:

[Aurelian]

Originally posted by Xinithian
I was just joking. :evilgrin:

Xinny is very open about his being gay. Check the "Tell us about yourself" thread a few pages back.

[Lion King Stu]

yeah nothing wrong being gay...I'm bisexual and i don't care ;)

[unregistered user]

nothing wrong with that
im open for yah :cheese:

[Lion King Stu]

Originally posted by Lunarcat
lol :lol:

i would LKS! :rawr: ;)

yesh pulled already :cheese:

[unregistered user]

phantom remember i got the:rawr: eyes :lol::p

[Endra]

What do I count as? Male or female? :p

[unregistered user]

Oh, my, we certainly are an open bunch of people aren't we now.:cheese:

[Endra]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
Oh, my, we certainly are an open bunch of people aren't we now.:cheese:

That doesn't answer my question :p

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Aziri
That doesn't answer my question :p

Male.....seriously male.

[Xinithian]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
Male.....seriously male. Agreed.

[King Simba]

Ooh pick me! Pick me! :cheese: *waves paws around and jumps up and down*
...Nah, I'm just kiddin'. :bleen:

[unregistered user]

hey im the best:p:lol::p

[HasiraKali]

Y'all are all way too young for me :lol: *runs off to old fart corner* :p

[King Simba]

Originally posted by SimbaTheLion
*Giggles and takes King Simba back to his house* You're rawr :rawr: =D ...
*screams when STL comes* :gasp: :lol:

[unregistered user]

yess.. :p she's the :rawr: one in this forum :p

[King Simba]

Originally posted by SimbaTheLion
Aww, I won't hurt you :cheese: *Licks on cheek* =D ... My friend :cheese: ...
Aww...no wonder you're in my fan list. :cheese: *licks cheek back*

[Sombolia]

Back on topic, folks! This is about who wants to go out with Phantom, not what STL does on Saturday nights :p XD

[unregistered user]

im free:rawr: :lol:

[Lion King Stu]

oh well I still got Lunar interested in me at least :rawr: :cheese: *nuzzles lunar*

[Hanshilo]

U people are all crazy, think we need some counciling here at lea.
:eek: please keep your selfs under controlXD:D

[Iestyn]

Blah nobody wants me *sniff*

[unregistered user]

Arrgh, teh hormones on this board...yarghhh

[Mabatu]

Originally posted by Boos
Arrgh, teh hormones on this board...yarghhh

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Lea has certainly changed :uhno:

[IchLiebeNALA]

i wouldn't know, i've only been here a month!

anyway ladies, forget The Pride Rock Rides, i'll take you on a ride you'll never forget! ;)

anyway, the photos have been uploaded if you want to see me. I dont know why you would, but you're welcome to!

They are in the Alton Towers Topic Here (http://www.leahalalela.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=177297#post177297)

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Iestyn
Blah nobody wants me *sniff*
Katai wants you. :lol: jk :bleen: :evilgrin:

[Iestyn]

That's not true, I want Katai but he doesn't want me :( ;)

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Iestyn
That's not true, I want Katai but he doesn't want me :( ;)
That's cos' he's already got a mate...maybe sometime in the future. He can still be your friend. :cheese: ;)

[Iestyn]

I can't wait that long! ;)

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Iestyn
I can't wait that long! ;)
:lol: I tell ya what, maybe he could speak to you later or something. ;) :cheese:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Originally posted by HasiraKali
Y'all are all way too young for me :lol: *runs off to old fart corner* :p

You're hardly that old yourself!
:p

Sure there's a few ickle people here, but we're not all young...
:D

The Lea Dating Service...TM....caters for all lions and lionesses...young and old!
;):rawr:

[unregistered user]

Hey, do you have need for employes? and whats the pay? I need a job anyways ;)

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by HasiraKali
Y'all are all way too young for me :lol: *runs off to old fart corner* :p

:haha:...I'll be 21 in a couple months...;)

[IchLiebeNALA]

Originally posted by Iestyn
Blah nobody wants me *sniff*

same with me :(
it must be because we're from yorkshire!

WEW, i could use a job, what's your pay like?

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Pay is slightly above minimum wage in the UK...which isn't half bad considering nobody's actually given the company any money yet....*hint hint*

Still if you want to be a Lea Halalela Dating Service employee just put a note in your signature...all members will take full credit for any couples that get together as a result of Lea!

I'm sure it will happen. ;):D

[IchLiebeNALA]

can I be assistant manager?

[unregistered user]

*starts making evil plots about taking over the company and changing it into a chicken pie company!*

[IchLiebeNALA]

i dont want to be a pie. i dont like gravy!

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Go on then Ich Liebe...that means I can delegate...:jejeje:

Boos...little tip...if you're planning a big coup....don't warn the company first or they'll know you're coming!
;) :D

Mental note...ignore any takeover offers from Boos...

[Hanshilo]

I havn't had a GF since i was 7 years old seriously that isn't a joke:evilgrin:

[IchLiebeNALA]

Originally posted by Hanshilo
I havn't had a GF since i was 7 years old seriously that isn't a joke:evilgrin:

awww you poor thing.

i'm sure you'll find the right girl soon

i never have, so you're more fortunate than me.

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

I should probably add that members get first pick of lions...

So if you're looking for love, a mate, or just some random amusement on a Saturday night...don't delay sign up today!

:D

[IchLiebeNALA]

YAY! First Pick!

Nah, i'm a believer in equal oppourtunities.

It would be nice though ;)

you never know, any one of you foxy lionesses could be on my wish list.

If you are, you will be hearing from me ;)

[unregistered user]

As beautiful as all of this sex talk sounds, why don't we talk about who wants to go out with the Phantom?


Originally posted by King Simba
Aww...no wonder you're in my fan list. :cheese: *licks cheek back*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Katai Why have you betrayed me?!
I love You! *Screams insanely* :grrr: :gasp: :horror: :p :lol: :lol: :lol:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Equal opportunities yes, but only for the members...;)

The founder hasn't had much luck in love either, that could all change very soon though...but that's a tale for another day.

:D

[IchLiebeNALA]

lea members or staff?

[King Simba]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
As beautiful as all of this sex talk sounds, why don't we talk about who wants to go out with the Phantom?



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Katai Why have you betrayed me?!
I love You! *Screams insanely* :grrr: :gasp: :horror: :p :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm still known as KS...Katai is just my RP character. :lol: :bleen:

[Hanshilo]

okay whatever.
W-Eyed-Wanderer ur spooky, anyone wanna date just sayXD :cheese:
Don't worry i won't harm no one just drive them to extinction:evilgrin:
Btw: phantom BRP we all love ya really;)

[IchLiebeNALA]

i still thinks he loves you, Katai or no Katai!

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by King Simba
I'm still known as KS...Katai is just my RP character. :lol: :bleen:

Oh, sorry.
*ahem*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, KS, why have you betrayed me?!
*screams insanely*:lol:

[King Simba]

What's going on? :confused: :lol:

[IchLiebeNALA]

Originally posted by Hanshilo
Don't worry i won't harm no one just drive them to extinction:evilgrin:

ok, now you're scaring me!

[IchLiebeNALA]

Originally posted by King Simba
What's going on? :confused: :lol:

phantom is a bit distraught, hanshilo is scaring me and myself and W-E-W are talking about buisness propositions within The Lea Halalela Dating Service!

[King Simba]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
Oh, sorry.
*ahem*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, KS, why have you betrayed me?!
*screams insanely*:lol:
Betrayed you? Since when? :lol: :confused:

[Hanshilo]

Don't worry i won't hurt ya i only drive my family members to extimction cause of my dumbness:P

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by King Simba
Betrayed you? Since when? :lol: :confused:

*ahem*
Pleae read the first quote I made on this page.


EDIT: This is all just for fun, so nobody take this seriously.

[lion_roog]

I think you will be needing my help for this business to take off....as seeing I hold all the lionesses...I have all the power.....:evilgrin: :D

[Xinithian]

What the bloody hell is going on?

[King Simba]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
*ahem*
Pleae read the first quote I made on this page.


EDIT: This is all just for fun, so nobody take this seriously.
Ah, whatever. :bleen:
And, no I'm not taking this seriously. :cheese:

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by lion_roog
I think you will be needing my help for this business to take off....as seeing I hold all the lionesses...I have all the power.....:evilgrin: :D

Oh master, teach me the ways with the lionness.:p :lol:

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by King Simba
Ah, whatever. :bleen:
And, no I'm not taking this seriously. :cheese:

NOTE: I'm just joking, you did nothing wrong.:noogie:

[IchLiebeNALA]

*off topic*

I'm one of roog's lionesses, but i'm male? I will be a lioness if you want me too!

*on topic*
roog, i think that you will have to ask W-E-W about joining. Personally i have no problems, but it is a joint buisness partnership :-) :D :)

[King Simba]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
NOTE: I'm just joking, you did nothing wrong.:noogie:
Good to hear. *sigh of relief* :cheese: :noogie:

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
Oh master, teach me the ways with the lionness.:p :lol:

:haha:....Be rare...and lionesses will you have....:D

[Xinithian]

Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
*off topic*

I'm one of roog's lionesses, but i'm male? I will be a lioness if you want me too! I wanted to be one of his lionesses, but he refused! It's because I'm black, isn't it? :p

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
*off topic*

I'm one of roog's lionesses, but i'm male? I will be a lioness if you want me too!

*on topic*
roog, i think that you will have to ask W-E-W about joining. Personally i have no problems, but it is a joint buisness partnership :-) :D :)

:haha:...Someone pointed that out to me earlier...you are a temporary lioness...:D

:haha:...I don't ask to join...see..I have all the leverage, putting me in the position of control...and you guys in the position of needing to negotiate.......I love Capitol economics!!!...:D

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by Xinithian
I wanted to be one of his lionesses, but he refused! It's because I'm black, isn't it? :p

:haha:...He threw in a toaster....:D

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Roog I can make a substantial offer of...erm...cupcakes to join the LHDS!

Do you like cupcakes? If not then you could have beef in a tuxedo...

And anyway your lionesses can still join the LHDS and be part of your pride...

Ich Liebe: We are the staff of LHDS but people can still join and become members...I can hear the wedding bells already, one day everyone at Lea will find their perfect match!
:D

[IchLiebeNALA]

ok, i'll have to remember that!

btw, i still haven't found my perfect match. maybe someone can help me?

[LunarCat]

Originally posted by Lion King Stu
oh well I still got Lunar interested in me at least :rawr: :cheese: *nuzzles lunar*

hell yea! :p *nuzzles LKS* :rawr: :D

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Lunarcat
hell yea! :p *nuzzles LKS* :rawr: :D

WTF!!! What, teh Phantom don't matter in his own f***ing post?!
JK!:p :lol:

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
Roog I can make a substantial offer of...erm...cupcakes to join the LHDS!

Do you like cupcakes? If not then you could have beef in a tuxedo...

And anyway your lionesses can still join the LHDS and be part of your pride...

Ich Liebe: We are the staff of LHDS but people can still join and become members...I can hear the wedding bells already, one day everyone at Lea will find their perfect match!
:D

:haha:...I knew I shouldn't have included the Freedom to Roam Clause in my contract with my lionesses...:D

I'll take a cup cake...:D

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

The path to love is rocky and has many turns...it can take time but you will get there in the end!

And with this I bow out until later tonight...as I have to go and get dressed.

IcLiebe: try and recruit a few members, there's your delegated duty!

:Psst: Any lionesses you drag away from Roog you can get bonus points!
:D If he won't negotiate we'll have to do a hostile takeover....
:jejeje:

[IchLiebeNALA]

in the works of Rafiki in TLK2:

"You better watch your step 'cos the path is steep,
Better hold your breath 'cos the aters deep.
It's a long way down over lovers leap,
But falling's half the fun!"

Ah, wise eccentric monkey!

[LunarCat]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
WTF!!! What, teh Phantom don't matter in his own f***ing post?!
JK!:p :lol:

:lol: yes yes i would go out with you too. :D :D :D

[Iestyn]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
WTF!!! What, teh Phantom don't matter in his own f***ing post?!
JK!:p :lol:
You're fine lad, it's me that nobody wants to go out with ;)

[IchLiebeNALA]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer

IcLiebe: try and recruit a few members, there's your delegated duty!

:Psst: Any lionesses you drag away from Roog you can get bonus points!


aye SIR! :ayecapn: :ayecapn:


Originally posted by Iestyn
You're fine lad, it's me that nobody wants to go out with ;)

and me! i swear it's because we are from yorkshire!

[lion_roog]

:haha:...You wont get my lionesses!!!...They are loyal to their loving master!!!....:D....And plus, I promise to be their slave for the next month if they are willing to stay.....:D

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Lunarcat
:lol: yes yes i would go out with you too. :D :D :D

Ohh!:rawr: Let's get busy! :licks: :cheese:

[IchLiebeNALA]

word of advice:

You spelt Shenzi wrong in your sig.

It's 'shenzi', not 'shenzy'


Originally posted by PhantomBPR
Ohh!:rawr: Let's get busy! :licks: :cheese:

hmmm... who's going to get credit for this i wonder?

[LunarCat]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
Ohh!:rawr: Let's get busy! :licks: :cheese:

:lol: lol.........................rawr :licks: :D

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Lunarcat
:lol: lol.........................rawr :licks: :D

:licks: :licks: :licks:

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
word of advice:

You spelt Shenzi wrong in your sig.

It's 'shenzi', not 'shenzy'


Oh yeah!!!...I will spell it ShinZ if I wanna.....:p

[IchLiebeNALA]

ok then, it's fine by me!

i'm just messing with ya. dont worry!

[Iestyn]

Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
and me! i swear it's because we are from yorkshire!
Well it's because I'm so ugly and annoying XD ;)

[King Simba]

Well I'm another member from Yorkshire so that makes 3 of us so far. :bleen:

[Iestyn]

It's a gang up against me I'm sure of it ;)

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Mabatu
Lea has certainly changed :uhno:

Well... it's that old spring feeling for some of us. It seems there's some sort of a hypothetical dating service and such. I guess we can be the hypothetical limousine drivers, Mabatu. It's sweet, and it's got great hypothetical tips.

;) :lol: :p

[Nephilim]

No. No I would not.

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Iestyn
It's a gang up against me I'm sure of it ;)
They probably don't like us members from Yorkshire. :lol:

[Endra]

I would never. He was mean to me :tears:

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
Go on then Ich Liebe...that means I can delegate...:jejeje:

Boos...little tip...if you're planning a big coup....don't warn the company first or they'll know you're coming!
;) :D

Mental note...ignore any takeover offers from Boos...

*slaps self* :zzz:

[Hanshilo]

Well if it was a gang we would fight em off, i might be a soft git but you know.:ayecapn:
We can all stick together

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by Aziri
I would never. He was mean to me :tears:

Who was mean?!?!...

I don't like mean people...but i heard the Movie Mean Girls was cool....:D

[Endra]

Originally posted by lion_roog
Who was mean?!?!...

I don't like mean people...but i heard the Movie Mean Girls was cool....:D


:lol: LOL! Roog always knows how to make me laugh. What does that say about me? O_O

[lion_roog]

Originally posted by Aziri
:lol: LOL! Roog always knows how to make me laugh. What does that say about me? O_O

:haha:..That you're crazy!!!...Embrace it!!!...Be one with your insanity!!!.....:D :D :D

[IchLiebeNALA]

i'm one with my insanity. it has sort of grown with me from the age of 6, when for no reason at all i rammed my head though the fish tank!

10 years of insanity. no wonder i started liking Slipknot!

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Lunarcat
:lol: yes yes i would go out with you too. :D :D :D

Hey Lunarcat, aren't you gonna give me some more lovein?:rawr:

[Lion King Stu]

no lunars mine :die: *huggelz lunar and nuzzles* :lol:
Me loves my lunar :D

[unregistered user]

Guys, dont fight for the girls, we all know they all love me ;p

[IchLiebeNALA]

it's ok LKS, no-ones going to take your love away from you. if they do, they will have the Lea Halalela Dating Service on them!

Ain't that right WEW?

[Lion King Stu]

uhh....boos we needa take a talk fellow boozemen....correction they love us ;)

And thats good to hear..if he trys anything on my lunar then do the honors of shooting him *hands over Dragonov*

[IchLiebeNALA]

*Dragonov taken*

i'll watch him!

[unregistered user]

Watch who? ;o

I think I better take that dragonov, no guns on the board! :p

[IchLiebeNALA]

watch Phantom, in case he steals LKS's lioness.

that's why we have a dragonov

[unregistered user]

Hmm, it's just a matter of waiting for them to let there gurad down now.

[King Simba]

*watches Phantom* :grrr: I'm here... :evilgrin:

[IchLiebeNALA]

yeah! try anything Phantom and feel the wrath of Yorkshire!

btw, thanks for adding me KS!

[unregistered user]

*covers his head with his hands and sighs* ah well

[King Simba]

Originally posted by IchLiebeNALA
yeah! try anything Phantom and feel the wrath of Yorkshire!

btw, thanks for adding me KS!
:cheese: :evilgrin:

...and no problem, mate. :cheese: :noogie:

[IchLiebeNALA]

Originally posted by Boos
*covers his head with his hands and sighs* ah well

what?

as the assisting manager of the LHDS it is my role to keep the loving couples together. however:

"Love is never wrong, and so it never dies"

[Nephilim]

Originally posted by Boos
Guys, dont fight for the girls, we all know they all love me ;p

Snerk, Helena?

[IchLiebeNALA]

*Back to the dating service*

Aziri, will you be mine?

[unregistered user]

[scratches head] I don't think I'd go out with anybody....cuz..I've only been here for like...two weeks now. And, I know yall don't really like me :lol: JK XD

[IchLiebeNALA]

it depends what you mean by really like you?

[King Simba]

Originally posted by Utora
[scratches head] I don't think I'd go out with anybody....cuz..I've only been here for like...two weeks now. And, I know yall don't really like me :lol: JK XD
I like you. :cheese: :noogie: You're a coolsome member. ;)

[unregistered user]

i like you.. :p
okay i just say i like you.. is that mean im gonna get one kiss?:p

[unregistered user]

Aww...well thankies KS. =)
[i was just joking...so please no HOW COULD YOU I LIKED YOU!! attack hate letters lol...once again....j...k....i hope all of you know what that means. I knew one guy...who thot it meant Just Kill Me, without...the m. He was a drunken moron but anywho....he hated me cuz I'd keep sayin' jk jk jk jk. And he said, you keep it up i will jk. I just blinked and said...buddy...that made NO sense. Cuz I thot, or more of KNEW it meant joking...but he thot...oh nevermind...back on topic]


[late post] @zack: what...you want one? Or you don't want one? I'm a level above retard...do remember....-cough- JK XD

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

The LHDS takes all credit for anyone that gets together on here!
:D

You actually have to include it in your wedding vows, there's a contract for that sort of thing...
:jejeje:

Springtime..."What is it about this time of year?"

Definitely something in the water....:p

[unregistered user]

Someone asked me once.... "Where are you from?" and I said "There was a mommy lion and a daddy lion and they got all happy and decided ythat one day-and he was like "NO!!! I mean...where are you from?"

i just can't get over that moment..anywho-proceed.

[wow, gettin' a little off topic today aren't we??]

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

:lol: Off topic is the way to go...it's 'cos people just can't help themselves talking about other things...like cabbages...and pheasants...and bricks.

I wonder if statistically more relationships start in spring/early summer than any other time of the year....I know I'm about to almost certainly start one...not sure if it counts as Spring anymore though...
:hmm:

[unregistered user]

Dude, yall making me hostile. Yall have somebody to love, to like, to lean on, and I sit in my house starring at my walls thinkin'....yaahahahaha...riiight...don't see that road on the tracks.

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Originally posted by Utora
Dude, yall making me hostile. Yall have somebody to love, to like, to lean on, and I sit in my house starring at my walls thinkin'....yaahahahaha...riiight...don't see that road on the tracks.

Utora, would ya care to explain a single word of that to me? Maybe it's cos I'm tired from playing Twister all night but I didn't understand any of it.

Speaking of which...Twister...god bless the person that created that game...
;):rawr::D

[King Simba]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
Speaking of which...Twister...god bless the person that created that game...
;):rawr::D
I used to play that game all the time. It's the game where one player holds the spinner with the colours on isn't it? Then the player holding the spinner shouts that colour out and the direction?...and blah blah blah...if you know what I mean, then the other players all get all tangled up...well sorta. That game is fun but crazy. :lol:

I still have that game somewhere...maybe it's dumped in the shed now. We had a room clear-out not long ago. :hmm:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Yeah that's the one!

I used to play it when I was about 7...but once you reach 18 it strangely seems to reappear as part of the evening's entertainment.
:D

Oh and it's always more fun if you ignore the spinner and just shout out the cruelest movements you can think of. Tonight we had 6 people on one mat...needless to say it got pretty cosy...
;)

A TLK version does exist, I've seen it on Ebay a few times...."right hand Nala" n'all that.

[unregistered user]

It was more of a joke...:bleen: but I mean is like..everyone around me and on the internet seem to be...in love.:eww: And it's creeping me out. I've never been down that road...maybe that's....good?:confused:

[Endra]

I <3 Utora :lol::cheese: :D

[unregistered user]

Aww lol :lol:

[how am I to take that? jk XD]

[LunarCat]

Originally posted by PhantomBPR
Hey Lunarcat, aren't you gonna give me some more lovein?:rawr:


Originally posted by Lion King Stu
no lunars mine :die: *huggelz lunar and nuzzles* :lol:
Me loves my lunar :D

*feels loved*

:rawr:*hugs and nuzzles LKS*

sorry Phantom but LKS had me first...;)

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

It's the time of year Utora...maybe you should go out and fall in love with the first person you see!

:lol:

I'm not in love with anyone online...though I do love everyone at Lea!
:D

[unregistered user]

Lol, the Genie here doesn't get out enough to see anyone. Too bad fer me I guess lol! :lol:

I believe in love via the internet, but I can see where it wouldn't be true.:evilgrin:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

:lol: You could try rolling your lamp down a hill and hope someone picks it up and rubs it!

:p

[unregistered user]

YA!!! BRB!! [hops in lamp and rolls down hill and waits. Night comes by, and we find Genie still waiting in lamp. Day arrives, and the Genie still waits......a month passes by, and the Genie still awaits to be rubbed awake. "The more i think about it, I think I've rolled under a bush"]

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

:lol: Do you want me to come kick you out from under the bush?

There's a nice motorway nearby, lots of people there! I could put you in the middle of that and see if anyone comes along and rubs your lamp...
:jejeje:

[unregistered user]

[screams from lamp] YA! Throw me on the roadway!!

[Lion King Stu]

Originally posted by Lunarcat
*feels loved*

:rawr:*hugs and nuzzles LKS*

sorry Phantom but LKS had me first...;)
:rawr: *pounces and nuzzles*

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

*throws lamp on to road*

Uhhh....genie....you miiiight wanna watch out for that 18-wheeler coming towards you...
:D

Anyway this is off-topic, and it's not even in the off-topic thread....let's get back to the luuurve...
:rawr:

"I'm in the mood for love...simply because you're near me..."

[unregistered user]

"I'm in the mood for love simply because there's a semi above me currently and I need surrport before I got to a mentla hospitol" Hey, isn't that a song?

[LunarCat]

Originally posted by Lion King Stu
:rawr: *pounces and nuzzles*

*is pounced and nuzzles* :rawr:

Summer lovin' had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me
I met a boy, cute as can be .............
:D :cheese:
(summer nights~Grease) (yay for showtunes!)

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

*shudders* I hate Grease so much...and YES before I get moaned at for that I know every female on this planet loves it to pieces...

I'll never understand why though...
:confused::D

"Sometimes you're better off dead there's a gun in your hand and it's pointing at your head. You think you're mad too unstable kicking in chairs and knocking down tables..."

Just thought I'd add that as I'm listening to it just now, first one to get the song and artist wins a monkey! And YES I also know there's a thread for song lyrics but I seem to be posting them everywhere tonight...
=D

[unregistered user]

Grease? Was there something I missed?

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Utora, check Lunarcat's post
:p

Don't worry, we're not talking about the lubricant...
:eek::D

[unregistered user]

I'm one lucky female that ahsn't seen that movie lol. :lol:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Wow Utora you're my new best friend!
:D

I thought it was like a conspiracy...every female on the planet is totally in love with that obscure and pointless slice of US 1950's nostalgia...

The amount of times I had to sit through that because all the girls in my class wanted to watch it...oy...
:metoo::zzz:

[unregistered user]

LOL :lol: I once was to see it in school, but turned up to go see LOTR with my brother, whom gladfully pulled me from school just to take me from the theaters to go and watch LOTR, so I bailed out of the Grease movie...YAY! [it is as if God was telling me "NO GREASE!!!"]


A best friend! [tackles]:D

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

*performs Nala flip and ends up sitting on Utora*

Mwahaha! :D:jejeje:

"Your powers are weak young genie!"
:p

[unregistered user]

Grrr....[mumbles in tiny voice from lamp] I'm in my lamp you fidget!

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

:lol: I thought I was sitting on something uncomfortable!
:p

You really could do something about that lamp, I would have thought you'd have one with padded walls!
;):D

[LunarCat]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
*shudders* I hate Grease so much...and YES before I get moaned at for that I know every female on this planet loves it to pieces...



i don't love the movie persay, but some of the songs from it are awesome :wow:

but don't you think the first stanza fits very nicely with what seems to be happening? :D :D

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Yeah okay then I suppose it does....hehe...

Even though by my definition Summer doesn't officially start until June 1st...it better bloody well start up here soon, stoopid rain!

Anyway enough about the weather, I hope all single Lea people find some love this summer! Of course the Lea Halalela Dating Service could help...but I hope y'all find what youre looking for in real life too!
:D

Personally I think I've already found it...and it really will be Summer lovin' ...cos I'm gonna have to leave in September...
:(

[unregistered user]

What is the Lea Dating Service? [scratches head] I saw one post on it....



NO!!! NO LEAVING!!!!:grrr:

[Cerise]

This is kinda...weird.

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

It's just something I set up to try and help people find a mate on Lea. =D

Feel free to join if you want, just add it to your sig...

Don't worry anyway, I'm only leaving home, not Lea.:D
I'll still be on here, I just won't be able to see that special someone...
:(

Still, better to have 4 months of happiness than none at all I suppose...

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by King Simba
Well I'm another member from Yorkshire so that makes 3 of us so far. :bleen:

I'll take you mwuahahahah:rawr: JK lol....I have nothing...against peeps from Yorkshire.....;)

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by W-Eyed-Wanderer
It's just something I set up to try and help people find a mate on Lea. =D

Feel free to join if you want, just add it to your sig...

Don't worry anyway, I'm only leaving home, not Lea.:D
I'll still be on here, I just won't be able to see that special someone...
:(

Still, better to have 4 months of happiness than none at all I suppose...

AWWW [huggles WEWet] I'm sorry about that for you. :(
What about the sig? I'm rather......lost....lol:lol:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

:hugs: thanks Genie :)

You just put 'Lea Halalela Dating Service', or 'LHDS' for short, in your sig if you want to join...we try and find a mate for everyone!

The founder himself is still looking but I'm sure I'll find a lovely lioness that wants to be my mate at some point...
:D

[unregistered user]

OM gosh....I didn't even know you were a male lmao. [laugh me arse off fer all yall offenders out there] I'll go add it now lol...:lol: This is funny...and weird...and most important of all....RANDOM!!!

[Endra]

Oooh I need a mate! I'll join the dating service!

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

:lol: Yes I'm male...it's said so in the little bar to the left of my posts for about 2 months now...
:p:haha:

[unregistered user]

Keep laughing [shooves WEW] :metoo: I know you think the geni makin' faults....is very funny....[poks WEW] But beware of my WARTH!!!!

[Whitewolf]

Lol the Lea Halalela Dating Service.... is it Satisfaction Guarantee?:evilgrin:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Utora: beware your "warth"? What's warth when it's at home? I think you mean wrath dear... :p :lol: :jejeje:

Whitewolf: Of course, if you don't find your perfect match here on Lea then you get all the money you've paid back!
;):D

[unregistered user]

Whoa whoa...money? And yes I mean Wrath....see.....you do enjoy my mistakes ya little termite. XD jk.

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Don't worry Gen, it just means that if you don't pay anything you won't get anything back if you don't find a mate!

And, hey, so I enjoy your mistakes, whatcha gonna do about it?
:p:D:lol:

[unregistered user]

Grr...I'm gunna mistake all ova' you fool! that be what!!! :lol:

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Originally posted by Utora
Grr...I'm gunna mistake all ova' you fool! that be what!!! :lol:

:lol: Sounds messy! Should I go fetch a raincoat?

:p

If you're the Queen of random can I be the king?
:D:cheese:

[unregistered user]

I hear that Sonq was.......but we can start our own randomness Pride if ya want lol.

I'd be happy to have you as me king mwuahahaha.

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

:D Yeah we'll start our own....ours will rock the socks off Lea...

We already make up more than half the posts in Scars Lair over the last 24 hours anyway so we're half way there to taking over this place!
:jejeje:

10 posts to 400 for me....I'm catchin you up!
;)

[Endra]

Ooooh I'll be the pretty pretty princess of this pride!

[unregistered user]

[shrieks] Actaully, we as King and Queen should reaside our post-it warn behind us, and team together. DOMINATION LEA!!! jk...

Okees Az.....now...what do we call this Pride?:confused:

[LunarCat]

you guys totally got this thing off topic :p go into the off-topic thread! :noogie: jp

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

Hmmm...a name for the pride....something involving randomness should do it!
:D

The Lea Random Pride ....feel free to come up with something better...it's 3am and I start to go a little peculiar about this time...
;)

We have competition in the form of Randomness Inc. ....We may have to go beat them up so we can be sure of being the leaders of all things random around here!

We already have a king, a queen and a princess so we're half way to a royal family already!

[unregistered user]

YES!!! The Official Lea Pride of Randomness! And we shall rule them all!!!!!

[Prince Simba]

^ You have a Prince too. ;)

[W-Eyed-Wanderer]

The Official Lea Pride Of Randomness it is then!
=D

Right so we have King, Queen, Princess, Prince...now all we need is a major domo!

"Hippity hop major domo bird all the way to the birdie boiler..."

Anyway I'll just go make a thread for us...

[unregistered user]

AYA!!! [tackles PS] Welcome to the posse!

[IchLiebeNALA]

this really has gone off topic hasn't it?

ah well. so, who WILL go out teh Phantom?

[Lion King Stu]

Originally posted by Lunarcat
*is pounced and nuzzles* :rawr:

Summer lovin' had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me
I met a boy, cute as can be .............
:D :cheese:
(summer nights~Grease) (yay for showtunes!)
OMG grease....bad memories of year 7 :gasp: *shudders*

Anyway :rawr: feels loved non the less *nuzzles*

And jeezz guys, gals, genies..stay on topic for christ sake :rolleyes: as if we don't get enough good threds getting off topic.



Oh yeah would anyone else wanna date the LKS....aka the Twilight :cheese:

[IchLiebeNALA]

two-timer!

[Lion King Stu]

.....dude u make it sound so bad....its called back up :p :lol:

[unregistered user]

Wow, you guys must be alot smarter than I am, because I don't see how any of this relates to going out with me, I wish I were as smart as you guys are.;) ;) ;)

[Lion King Stu]

Lets just say it saves multi threds of the same thing....like the Who wants to join my pride thing...and it stops all these girls burning your house down and ripping you apart as they all want you....so in other words I am doing you a favour ;)

[IchLiebeNALA]

yeah, i suppose so.

Backup. HA!

[Amaryllis]

hmm... would i wanted to go out with you?..... *thinks* well... it would b kinda hard since i have Ragoom :jeje:

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Lion King Stu
Lets just say it saves multi threds of the same thing....like the Who wants to join my pride thing...and it stops all these girls burning your house down and ripping you apart as they all want you....so in other words I am doing you a favour ;)

:confused: No, seriously, you must be smarter than me!;) :cheese:

[IchLiebeNALA]

how do you mean?

[Lion King Stu]

well if you say so ;)...thnx very much :D

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Amaryllis
hmm... would i wanted to go out with you?..... *thinks* well... it would b kinda hard since i have Ragoom :jeje:

Pardon me, but, who the f*** is Ragoom?

[Lion King Stu]

hes welsh, hes kool, Amar and him have a thing going on ;) :lol:

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Lion King Stu
hes welsh, hes kool, Amar and him have a thing going on ;) :lol:

Wow, that really really really didn't answer my question.:cheese:

[Lion King Stu]

ok why not thats pretty sumed up in wat i said ;)

Ahhh I get it....its because she didn't say ur name :lol:

[unregistered user]

Originally posted by Lion King Stu
ok why not thats pretty sumed up in wat i said ;)

Ahhh I get it....its because she didn't say ur name :lol: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: JK :noogie: :lol:

[Lion King Stu]

:confused:.........................yea......ok word of advice don't noogie me.....messes up the mane and all ok ;) :lol:
j/k :p

[unregistered user]

Aha! My time to strike. I love u Lunarcat!:licks: :licks: :licks:

[LunarCat]

:p someone's asking for it BPR..................

*feels loved* :D :D

[Lion King Stu]

*appears behind lunar and throws down smoke grenade and disapears off with lunar*
Shes mine BPR just face it :evilgrin:
*nuzzles and licks lunar* :rawr:

[IchLiebeNALA]

is it me or is LKS really horny today? or has he always been llike this but i've not been here to notice!

[LunarCat]

:lol: LOL i dunno, i think it's the whole thread :p

*is taken away* :rawr:

[Lion King Stu]

uhhh *looks about* I love my horny'ness woot!! :cheese:....but I'm not right now ;) u have seen nothing yet mwaahaa :p :rawr:

[IchLiebeNALA]

well, this has turned out good so far...

...one couple at the mo thatnks to the Lea Halalela Dating Service...

*brings and opens champange*

this calls for a celebration...

[unregistered user]

Someone must have fed all these members hormone shots...*looks around the crime scene*

[IchLiebeNALA]

*examines syringe*

officer Boos, i've found paw marks!

[Lion King Stu]

*examines syringe in lab*
its was BPR....I knew he was acting all wierd like :lol:

[IchLiebeNALA]

*agrees with LKS*

maybe he was hoping to get lucky...

... hold on, when did you get here? :lol:

[Lion King Stu]

uhhh...*throws down smoke grenade and disapears once more*
*mysterious voice* you will never know :p

[IchLiebeNALA]

see that?

[unregistered user]

Well, I think this thread has done its purpose and if anyone wants to date Phantom, please PM him :P